Funny Work Quotes - Sayings About Working
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Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? work quotes
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work sayings.
I find that a great part of the information I have was acquired by looking up something and finding something else on the way.
~Author : Franklin P Adams Great Working Sayings
Conway's Law: In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on - This person must be fired.
The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What’s the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you’d get a pulse
The next best thing to being witty one's self, is to be able to quote another's wit.
~Author : Christian Nestell Bovee Popular Sayings
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
Doing nothing is very hard to do…you never know when you’re finished.
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'These are days you'll remember.' If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony, remember you heard the New Jersey Governor quote from 10,000 Maniacs.
~Author : Christine Todd Famous Quotes
The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you’re on the job.
Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it.
A good rule of thumb is if you’ve made it to thirty-five and your job still requires you to wear a name tag, you’ve made a serious vocational error.
Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.
I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. Funny work quotes
I am a friend of the workingman, I would rather be his friend than be one.
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