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Funny humorous sayings

Updated on December 7, 2010

Humorous sayings & Funny quotes


 Who wants to put on a leotard and get screamed at?~Lisa Simpson on gymnastics. Sports Humorous sayings

 I have always been crazy, but it kept me from going insane. sweet sayings by Cool Humorous Quotes

 Leave no stone unturned. cute saying about Funny sayings

 If you were a booger I'd pick you first. sweet quotations about Pickup Lines

 Gun control today, Total control tomorrow. cool sayings on Cute Quotes

 You can lead a horse to water but you can t make him drink.  cute birthday sayings by me

 Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES! cool quote about One liner

 We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. --Decca Recording Company, on rejecting the Beatles in 1962 sweet sayings by Singer

 I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be? cute saying about cute birthday sayings

 Excuse me, but weren't we blissfully married in a past life? sweet quotations about Pickup Lines

 Hey idiot- You're driving a car, not a phone booth cool sayings on Cute Quotes

 Who were the beta testers for Preparations A through G? cute birthday sayings by Cool Pickup

 Before you meet your prince you have to kiss a lot of toads. funny humorous sayings about Battle of the sexes

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 May you live as long as you want~and never want as long as you live. myspace profile quotes by Socio

 Seen it all done it all can t remember most of it. cool quote about Cool Cute Quotes

 If a sheep is called a ram, and a donkey's called an ass, then why is a ram up the ass called a goose? sweet sayings by Mr Q

 My mother and I were talking about my dog's food, and I mentioned it smelled like pork. "I wonder why it smells like pork," said my mom. It was pork... cute saying about myspace profile quotes

 If at first you don t succeed try harder. sweet quotations about Cool Cute Quotes

 Not all who wander are lost. cool sayings on Cool Sayings

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