Humour - Teaching Marketing to Male Business Students

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Teachers have to use various, interesting ways to help learners achieve the objectives of the lesson and this is one example. A Business teacher takes time to explain the art of Marketing, in a funny and unique way. He states:

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1) When you see a beautiful lady at a party and approach her saying: “I am rich, will you Marry me?

That is called: Direct Marketing.


2) When you are at a party and a friend of yours is with a girl, but pointing at you, telling her: “He is rich, you should marry him.”

That is called: Advertising.


3) If a lady walks up to you and says: “You seem very rich, can you marry me?
That is called: Brand Recognition.


4) If you say to a Lady "I am rich,will you marry me?" and she slaps you.

That is called: Customer Feedback.


5) If when you say “I am rich, will you marry me?” and your wife arrives, just as you are saying it.
That is called: Restriction from Entering New Market.

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I think the Teacher got his point across effectively. Do you?

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yoebaree 4 years ago from Romania

This is hilarious! So, my life translated to business language is full of 'Customer Feedback'!


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andromida 4 years ago

So funny way this teacher can give lesson that every student will work as a marketing medium for him. Great hub.


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anglnwu 4 years ago

LOL--this is way funny. Love the marketing examples--how can one forget these terminology after that? Thanks for sharing and rated up.


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Lady_E 4 years ago from London, UK Author

@yoebaree Thanks Yoebaree. I am glad you enjoyed it. I appreciate you stopping by.

@andromida Thats true Andromida. Good to see you again and thanks for all the RTs on Twitter.

@anglnwu Hi Angeline - I am glad you like the examples. Some teachers have a way of making you develop more than an interest in a subject. Cheers.


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josiejossy 4 years ago from Nairobi Kenya

Haha another one there, so great and funny, for sure the students have no reason to fail in business. I like like likee.........


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Lady_E 4 years ago from London, UK Author

Thanks Josie

I am glad you enjoyed it. Lovely to see you. :)


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Anjili 4 years ago from planet earth, a humanoid

Hi Lady_E’

This was quite humorous. My students will laugh at the Direct Marketing strategy for being rather direct. Few men have the courage to use the approach.

I love the Advertising approach. I think I should try it one of these days.

I believe many ladies use Brand Recognition without uttering a word, of course with good intentions.

Customer Feedback wakes guys fast.

Oh..., what a pity to the guy who gets Restricted from Entering a New Market. Most married men are tamed by this.

I’ll definitely share it. Quite interesting and voted up


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Lady_E 4 years ago from London, UK Author

Hello Anjili

Good to see you again. I am glad you enjoyed the Hub and hope your students enjoy it too when you share it with them. Lol about your comment on Customer feedback.

Thanks and Best Wishes. :-)

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