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   Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
  ~Author : Lewis Grizzard Famous Profile Quotes

   We must have a program to learn the way out of prison.
  ~Author : Warren Earl Burger Inspirational MSN Profile Sayings

   How can a question be answered that asks a lifetime of questions?
  ~Author : Norman Maclean A River Runs Through It MSN Quotes

   If Pete Rose brings the Reds in first, they ought to bronze him and put him in cement.
  ~Author : Jerry Coleman Great Sayings

   Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you get all wet.
  ~Author : Unknown Meaningful Sayings

   Friendship often ends in love but love in friendship--never.
  ~Author : Albert Camus Wise Quotes

   Dieu me pardonnera c'est son metier. (God will pardon me, that's his job.)
  ~Author : Heinrich Heine Motivational Sayings

   If you can react the same way to winning and losing, that is a big accomplishment. That quality is important because it stays with you the rest of your life.
  ~Author : Chris Evert Famous Quotes

   Be the first to the field and the last to the couch.
  ~Author : Chinese Proverb MSN Sayings

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Anonymous 6 years ago

A White man once said,''Colored people are not allowed here.''

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said:

''Listen sir... when I was born I was BLACK'

''When I grew up I was BLACK,''

''When im sick i'm BLACK'',

''When i go in the sun im BLACK'',

''When i'm cold i'm BLACK'',

''When I die i'll be BLACK'',

''But you sir.''

''When you're born you're PINK'',

''When you grow up you're WHITE'',

''When you're sick you're GREEN'',

''When you go in the sun you turn RED'',

''When you're cold you turn BLUE'',

''And when you die you turn PURPLE'',

''And you have the nerve to call me colored?'

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.

Put this on your page if you HATe racism....


Bailey Smith  6 years ago

i wanna be the only hand you never wanna hold !


:D  6 years ago

I wanna spend my whole life & last breath with you -XXX-


bella 6 years ago

hey what is going on

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