Speak French (Filipino joke only)

Eiffel Tower in Paris, France
Eiffel Tower in Paris, France

If you plan to visit or to stay in Canada make sure to learn to speak French.

Here we go.  Let's learn French OUI OUI?  (learning a new language helps prevent Alzheimer's disease)


 1. TURN - le coup

 2. LITER - le true

 3. BEHIND - le coud

 4. ALMS - le mousse

 5. FIVE - le ma

 6. FLY - le pad

 7. DID NOT TAKE A BATH - le bag

 8. CONFUSED - le tou

 9. Byenan (mother in-law) - le che

10. NO LONGER A VIRGIN - les pag

11. UNFAITHFUL HUSBAND - cou ma le wah

12. CITY - ce vou

13. DRUGS - sha vou

14. GOODBYE - va vou

15. MUSICAL BAND - com vou

16. BALD - cal vou

17. CAUGHT IN THE ACT - na vou coup, na coup!!

18. FEATHERS - valahe vou

19. UNCLEAR - ma la vou

20. SINK - lah va vou

21. COCONUT - vou coup

22. OPEN WIDE - vou camou

23. CIRCUMCISE - vou ratattoule

24. ALWAYS UP - va yagriah

25. YOU'RE HOT - le voug mou

26. WASHROOM - coup vaetta

27. JAIL - coup lou ngan

28. SUPER BOOBS - la que zõusõu

29. BOOGER - cõup la ngõut

30. WOUNDS - va cõup cängh

31. BIG MOUTH - chez moussa

32. NAGGER - vou nga nguerrah

33. TADPOLE - vou teiteh

34. JOSEPH ESTRADA - vou vou!!

35. PANSIT - MIS OIRES (MISWAH)

36. MY RECEIPT- REC IVOU COUP


Can you add some more to this list?

 

Comments 1 comment

Novy 2 years ago

That was not good but

a little bit fun

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