The Best Life Quotes-The Greatest Funny Romantic Quotes and Sayings
Best Life Quotes
Love is in the air all year round and love will make you do some funny things.These are my favourite funny romantic quotes from the life of love.
Funny Romantic Quotes
A man on a date wonders if he'll get lucky . A woman knows. Monica Piper.
I had a great time tonight. Really it was like the Nuremberg Trials. Woody Allen.
I am two fools, I know, for loving, and saying so. John Donne
Do you like Pina Colonics and getting caught in the rain. Homer Simpson.
Don't think of him as a date , think of him as dinner . Lucille Ball.
Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack.. Mary Roberts Rineheart.
The fastest way to a man's heart is through his chest. Roseanne.
The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 A.M. Charles Pierce.
Love is an ocean of emotions, entirely surrounded by expenses. Steve Wright
Only time can heal a broken heart, just as only time can heal broken arms and legs. Miss Piggy
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy. Bob Hope.
Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. Steven Leacock.
If I gave my heart to you......I'd have none and you'd have two. Paul Hogan.
Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. Cathy Carlyle
Love can leave you reeling faster than a one-eyed cat in a fish market.Felicia Lee.
Love the Quest;marriage, the conquest;divorce ,the inquest. Helen Rowland.
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell. Joan Crawford
Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache. Mae West.
Remember, beneath every cynic there lies a romantic, and probably an injured one. Glenn Beck
Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall. David Chambless.
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