The Top 11 Things I Learned From Looney Tunes as a Kid

Looney Tunes is Funny--You Are Not.

  1. Anthropomorphic skunks are more likely to stalk and possibly rape you if they have a french accent.
  2. Names such as Foghorn Leghorn will never be understood--mainly because it's an inside joke with the looney tunes creators.
  3. Taz was taught ten languages at once throughout his youth. He was not successful at any of the languages he was taught. He was most likely brought up by a pack of wolves who spoke tagalog.
  4. Roadrunners are faster than anything you can possibly comprehend--so don't even try. They will never be caught, and the only animals that don't know this are hopeless, hungry coyotes who spend their entire marginal existences in the desert.
  5. Porky Pig was apparently beaten senseless many times during his childhood--which explains his outrageously annoying stutter.
  6. Yosemite Sam is not your friend, and will never find happiness. He has never found gold, and thus is still waiting for another gold rush to occur in the wild west.
  7. Speedy Gonzales is mired in controversy, yet that is the only thing that makes him ironic and thus funny. His existence alone developed border crossing jokes in the United States.
  8. Daffy Duck will always be the second banana to Bugs Bunny. He was designed to be a hopeless, overly ambitious loser when compared to Bugs.
  9. Bugs Bunny developed the comedic concept of one-liners all by himself. He put the city of Albuquerque on the map; no one has taken this New Mexican city seriously since then.
  10. Elmer Fud is the least successful hunter known to man. He will never find a hat that fits his outrageously large dome.
  11. Marvin the Martian cannot be taken seriously as a Martian invader--since he has failed to make man skirts fashionable. He is the butt of every joke in Mars' military hierarchy.

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WHoArtNow 7 years ago from Leicester, UK

Lol, awesome hub Mike :)


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Direxmd 7 years ago from Sonoma County, California Author

thank you andre, I put a different video up. Remember the mcDLT?


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WHoArtNow 7 years ago from Leicester, UK

Yeah, lol, I'm wondering if that cookie had any affect!

Stumbled ;)


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Pest 7 years ago from A Couch, Lake Odessa, MI

Funny stuff! the video made me scurd tho! i was ok until the "It" clown appeared.


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Direxmd 7 years ago from Sonoma County, California Author

I love Andre :)

HA, pest you should come back and watch the one I just put up.

Jason Alexander (george from seinfeld) - 40 lbs. + a 1980's McDonalds commercial.

Yes.


enlightenup 7 years ago

Sweet hub. I <3 Looney Toons


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Teresa McGurk 7 years ago from The Other Bangor

What does <3 Loony toons mean? Funny hub.

Less than three? Two? I two Loony Toons? huh?


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Pest 7 years ago from A Couch, Lake Odessa, MI

that is crazy! the mcDlt...lol I forgot about that stupid thing! I expected the Huckstables to come cartwheeling into the frame!


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Direxmd 7 years ago from Sonoma County, California Author

LOL pest :)

Teresa - that is a heart she composed out of a < and a 3. See it now? :P


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Elena. 7 years ago from Madrid

That was hilarious, and so true!  Number 9 made me giggle... I happened to be in Albuquerque last year and made a comment about Bugs Bunny in a restaurant... that didn't go over too well... :)


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Triplet Mom 7 years ago from West Coast

Direxmd - Great hub...I still wonder what a race between Speedy and Roadrunner would look like. Wow Castanza with hair and singing!!


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goldentoad 7 years ago from Free and running....

you think bugs bunny eats acai berries?


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WHoArtNow 7 years ago from Leicester, UK

@Toad - ROFL


Iphigenia 7 years ago

I think bugs bunny chews the weed ....


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Proud Mom 7 years ago from USA

This was great!  I LOVE Looney Tunes.  Don't see much of the Roadrunner anymore?  Why is that, direxmd?  Could you find that out and get back to me?  :-))

And isn't it funny, Elena that Albuquerque does indeed get so touchy about Bugs' reference, and yet people who live in Roswell will actually dress as little green martians??!?!!!  Go figure.


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Direxmd 7 years ago from Sonoma County, California Author

HA! Do people seriously get sour in Albuquerque when Bugs Bunny references are made?? This can't be real.


Amy G 7 years ago

Nice Hub! I watched it OFTEN growing up. Given my emergency room history, you would think that MY lesson was: You can't REALLY make a girl-shaped hole in the ground when you jump off the roof.

Oops.

Thanks for the read!


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Proud Mom 7 years ago from USA

Okay, Amy. I'm going to need some explanation on that one.


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Proud Mom 7 years ago from USA

Some people, Mike, just like to find things to get touchy about.... Me? I was more worried about getting home from the grocery store with all my windows still in tact. Didn't make me no nevermind that people might think it was a wrong turn on a map!


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Benjimester 7 years ago from San Diego, California

This is too funny. Thanks for the laughs man.


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Direxmd 7 years ago from Sonoma County, California Author

my pleasure :D


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Cris A 7 years ago from Manila, Philippines

I had fun reading this one as it brought back good memories made in front of the tube! And your observations are spot on! Thanks for the laughs :D

Maraming salamat (tagalog) :D


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Dink96 7 years ago from Phoenix, AZ

Priceless!

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