amazing one liners
He's off his rocker.
if ifs and buts where candy and nuts, every day would be Christmas.
Go jump in the lake! amazing one liners
Who is the boss around here anyway?
What's the amazing score?
liar, liar, pants on fire.
he can be saddled (as in controlled).
it's comming like a freight train.
that's enough to piss off the good humor man!
darker than the inside of a cow.
when the work is done, I will have time for myself.
give space to time, and time will fill space.
midnight is where the day begins.
do as a I say, not as I do.
Quotesyou can't win 'em all.
you can decide your own life, dont worry about others.
serenity now! amazing oneliners
Clouds on clouds, in volumes driven, Curtain round the vault of heaven.
The more elaborate our means of communication, the less we communicate.
Laugh till you cry.
better a chip on by shoulder than one at your feet.
Here comes Mutt and Jeff.
lions and tigers and bears, oh my.
No hands (sports cliche).
Colder than a witches toe.
idiot box (TV).
One hand doesn't always know what the other is doing.
I've seen better looking legs on a table. one liners
(to describe a well-proportioned woman) like two tomcats in a gunny sack.
Busier than a one-armed paper-hanger.
life is a series of disappointments, followed by death.
wisdom is not truth.
if you can't do the time, don't do the crime.
don't worry, be happy.
hook, line and sinker.
those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
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