Ladies, who would you choose to help you perpetuate the species: VP Joe Biden or

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   bethperryposted 11 years ago

   Ladies, who would you choose to help you perpetuate the species: VP Joe Biden or Rep. Paul Ryan?
   
   The earth has barely survived total annihilation by a natural (or unnatural) event. You are the only fertile woman left on the planet and there are only two men left: Vice President Joe Biden and Rep. Paul Ryan. Your duty to mankind is to mate and perpetuate the species. You want to select the partner whose genes you feel will be best passed on to the future generation. Which of these two men do you choose to mate with and why?
   
   

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   heatherleexposted 11 years ago

   The species would die with me.  You're welcome, Earth.

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      ChristinSposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      like you I also choose extinction lol

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      heatherleexposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      lol could you blame us?

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      bethperryposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      LOL Actually I might be there with you if it was between a couple of other men that come to mind!

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      stanwshuraposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      VERY sorry about the multiples!!!  Damn Droid!  Can we say "embarrassing"?

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      heatherleexposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Nothing wrong with Biden, but he's old.  I don't want to produce offspring with a higher chance of autism and the like.

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   stanwshuraposted 11 years ago

   Loaded question with no information about either man.  Oh, the pics.  Yeah, this wasn't stacked at all!  Biden looks his age, but aside from this bs paparatzi candid or photoshopped fraud, he is not an unattractive man, physically.
   
   As for his bio?  Hmmm...lesseee...honesty that some have the gaul to regard as "faux pas"; a dedicated single father while serving America admirably and fully; a fire in his gut and the guts to say and do what needs to be said and done; oh, and an IQ that is more that 2 standard deviations higher than that of the average person.
   
   Geeeeee....whose genes should win the natural selection war?  Thank God it is not up to his lessers.  On evolutionary terms, as frankly also on the "how well have I served and lived" front.   >
   
   This one's a toughie!  ROTFLMFAO!

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      bethperryposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      stanwshura, now if I put too much info in it'd make for a biased question. But  what's wrong with Biden's photo? He always looks like that from what I've noticed. And some women think Ryan has Dumbo ears so not sure what you're trying to say.

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      stanwshuraposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Okay, full disclosure:  as a gay man, I imagine Biden my age and think "I could do much worse".  Yeah, I know!  Lol.  And...umm...I think I may have reacted with my liberal, knee-jerk defensiveness.  Your comment seems to indicate I just ate my foot.

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      stanwshuraposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Okay, full disclosure: as a gay man, I imagine Biden my age and think "I could do much worse".  Yes, I know!  Shh!  I think I responded with my liberal, knee-jerk defensiveness.  YOUR comment makes me wonder if I didn't just put...SWALLOW... my foot!

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      bethperryposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Ah, that's cool. I actually used the best photo I had of Biden; he looked a little angry in the others. And the other one I had of Ryan was like a teen heartthrob mag sort of thingy and I didn't feel it was appropriate for the question, lol.

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      stanwshuraposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Okay, full disclosure: as a gay man, I see Biden my age and it's "I could do MUCH worse...well, if...shhh!"
      
      I responded with my liberal knee-jerk defensiveness to a perceived jab.  Now YOUR comment has me thinkin' I just put...SWALLOWED...my foot!

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   WritingPromptsposted 11 years ago

   Scary proposition!  I suppose I'd have one baby with each - just to increase the gene pool.  After the kids were both born I'd try to relocate to another continent to limit the influence of either on the poor kids.

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      calculus-geometryposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      ha ha!

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   Mama Kim 8posted 11 years ago

   Well you could have put a better picture of Biden. While he might seem like a goof in the media he's actually a very smart and good man. I would definitely choose him... although thats saying he's not to old to procreate...

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