I came here to answer you spiritually, but you deserve to have this bit of fun which you seem to seek. So perhaps it's Payday, Friday (LOL)
On a more serious note, I do not think this way. I mean, in a matter of time from putting this keyboard down, all sorts of bad or good things can happen. You get my drift?
All we ever have is the present moment, the Eternal Now and no one day is better or worse than another. Once you are in tune with spiritual energies, each day is different and better or worse only according to your own state of Consciousness. Consider this:
“Every day must come to you as a new hope, a new promise, a new aspiration, a new energy, a new thrill and a new delight. Tomorrow will dawn and you have already seen thousands of days? If you think that tomorrow will be another day like those which you have already seen, then you will make no progress.
You have to feel that tomorrow will be something absolutely new that you are going to create in your life”. Inner Progress and Satisfaction-Life, (1977), Agni Press - Sri Chinmoy.