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Who enjoys a good pun?

  1. puppascott profile image80
    puppascottposted 7 years ago

    I am a big fan of word-play. My fourth grade teacher got me started on puns and I have loved them ever since. So who has a good pun like "Is the Eiffel Tower just another parasite?"

  2. Anti-Valentine profile image95
    Anti-Valentineposted 7 years ago

    I remember reading a book called "Howlers", which had a lot of puns in it like, "Cleopatra died after she was bitten by an Aspidistra".

    I also watched an HBO comedy fest where Dana Carvey did an excellent impression of George W. Bush: "Like the Floundering Fathers said, 'All men are secreted equally'."

    1. puppascott profile image80
      puppascottposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      When Dana Carvey was on SNL, he did some great presidential skits.

      "My ship has finally come in. I just wish it would have been a little schooner."

      1. Anti-Valentine profile image95
        Anti-Valentineposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Jay London also has some good puns

        I've got Math down to a science- go figure.

  3. RooBee profile image84
    RooBeeposted 7 years ago

    Do you feel mired in debt because you just can't budge it?

  4. RooBee profile image84
    RooBeeposted 7 years ago

    Okay, here's another then.

    The lobby at the chess convention was a sight to behold - hundreds of chess nuts boasting in an open foyer. harhar

    1. puppascott profile image80
      puppascottposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      That was great. With all the bright people on this site I knew there had to be a few more pun-worshippers.

      "Life with my girl is out of balance, but I just cantilever."

    2. curiozities profile image60
      curiozitiesposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      ROFL! big_smile

  5. curiozities profile image60
    curiozitiesposted 7 years ago

    Can you tell me where Napoleon was born?  'Course I can (Corsican)!

    Don't kiss your honey when her nose is runny, you might think it's funny but it snot. 

    smile

  6. puppascott profile image80
    puppascottposted 7 years ago

    Very good curio...

    A funeral director wanted to join Hub Pages to tell his stories, but he didn't know how to post mortem.

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    \Brenda Scullyposted 7 years ago

    they are getting better all the time..........

  8. Pete Maida profile image60
    Pete Maidaposted 7 years ago

    My uncle is so fat he had more chins than a Hong Kong telephone directory.

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    \Brenda Scullyposted 7 years ago

    i heard about not having a phone in China
      So Many Wings and Wongs, You could wing da wong number.

    Ah well it's almost 2a.m.

  10. Anti-Valentine profile image95
    Anti-Valentineposted 7 years ago

    Acupuncture is a jab well done.

  11. RooBee profile image84
    RooBeeposted 7 years ago

    Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
    -- Fred Allen

  12. puppascott profile image80
    puppascottposted 7 years ago

    An old seadog is writing his memoirs about his later life as a fry cook. He's calling it "A Salt and Battery."

 
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