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Nobody has ever measured even poets, how much a heart can hold.
~Author : Zelda witty funny Quotes
Why has government been instituted at all? Because the passions of men will not conform to the dictates of reason and justice, without constraint.
~Author : Alexander Hamilton funny witty Sayings
Anxiety is love's greatest killer. It makes others feel as you might when a drowning man holds on to you. You want to save him, but you know he will strangle you with his panic.
~Author : Anais Nin Nice Quotes
Life is a risk.
~Author : Diane Von Furstenberg Great Sayings
The test of an adventure is that when you're in the middle of it, you say to yourself, 'Oh, now I've got myself into an awful mess I wish I were sitting quietly at home.' And the sign that something's wrong with you is when you sit quietly at home wishing you were out having lots of adventure.
~Author : Thornton Meaningful Sayings
Open your mouth and purse cautiously; and your stock of wealth and reputation shall, at least in repute, be great.
~Author : Johann Georg Zimmermann Popular Sayings
Say not, when I have leisure I will study you may not have leisure.
~Author : The Mishnah Wise Quotes
Anthropology is the science which tells us that people are the same the whole world over-except when they are different.
~Author : Nancy BanksSmith Witty Sayings
"It happens to each according to his consciousness," is the Law of Consciousness.
~Author : L S Barksdale Motivational Sayings
A true friend is somebody who can make us do what we can.
~Author : Ralph Waldo Emerson Famous Quotes
If a dog will not come to you after he has looked you in face, you should go home and examine your consicence.
~Author : Woodrow Wilson Inspirational Sayings
No flying machine will ever fly from New York to Paris ... [because] no known motor can run at the requisite speed for four days without stopping.
~Author : Orville Wright Nice funny witty Quotes
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