FUNNY Life Quotes
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Life is like a cash register, in that every account, every thought, every deed, like every sale, is registered and recorded. Funny Life Quotes ~Author : Fulton John Sheen
Whoever refuses to remember the inhumanity is prone to new risks of infection.
~Author : Richard von Weizscker Nice Quotes
Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
~Author : Kim Hubbard Great Life Sayings
One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed.
~Author : Friedrich Nietzsche Meaningful Sayings
In a minute there is time for decision and revisions that a minute will reverse.
~Author : T S Eliot Funny Life Sayings
Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival.
~Author : W Edwards Deming Wise Quotes
Feeling grateful to or appreciative of someone or something in your life actually attracts more of the things that you appreciate and value into your life.
~Author : Christiane MD Northrup Witty Sayings
Law stands mute in the midst of arms.
~Author : Cicero Motivational Sayings
One should not stand at the foot of a sick person's bed, because that place is reserved for the guardian angel.
~Author : Jewish Folk Saying Famous Life Quotes
Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.
~Author : Sir Winston Leonard Spenser Churchill Inspirational Sayings
Advertising is the modern substitute for argument its function is to make the worse appear the better.
~Author : George Santayana Nice Quotes
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