FUNNY Life Quotes

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   Life is like a cash register, in that every account, every thought, every deed, like every sale, is registered and recorded. Funny Life Quotes ~Author : Fulton John Sheen

   Whoever refuses to remember the inhumanity is prone to new risks of infection.
  ~Author : Richard von Weizscker Nice Quotes

   Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
  ~Author : Kim Hubbard Great Life Sayings

   One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed.
  ~Author : Friedrich Nietzsche Meaningful Sayings

   In a minute there is time for decision and revisions that a minute will reverse.
  ~Author : T S Eliot Funny Life Sayings

   Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival.
  ~Author : W Edwards Deming Wise Quotes

   Feeling grateful to or appreciative of someone or something in your life actually attracts more of the things that you appreciate and value into your life.
  ~Author : Christiane MD Northrup Witty Sayings

   Law stands mute in the midst of arms.
  ~Author : Cicero Motivational Sayings

   One should not stand at the foot of a sick person's bed, because that place is reserved for the guardian angel.
  ~Author : Jewish Folk Saying Famous Life Quotes

   Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.
  ~Author : Sir Winston Leonard Spenser Churchill Inspirational Sayings

   Advertising is the modern substitute for argument its function is to make the worse appear the better.
  ~Author : George Santayana Nice Quotes

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Love Messages 5 years ago

this is a dangerous quote. If taken -vely then i'll lead to serious trouble!!!

Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival.

~Author : W Edwards Deming Wise Quotes

FUNNY 5 years ago

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so waste your time and have the time of your life !

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.

I’m knot a blonde! I’m knot, I’m knot, I’m knot!

Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.

I’ve got problem for your FUNNY solution…

Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say “Are you gonna drink that?”

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