15 Things You Will Never Hear From Actor, Matthew McConaughney's Mouth

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Men, how would you like to be Matthew McConaughey? I wouldn’t mind trading places with this Hollywood “Money Magnet,” super-star actor. McConaughey defines the word “celebrity,” as well as “famous.” I am not going to share what words that I define, for I am concerned that young children may have climbed onto your chair and logged onto HubPages and stumbled onto this story.

I do not need “that” brand of fame—being arraigned on publishing “smut” text that can harm young children’s formative mental years. I want to be remembered as an “obscure man who worked to make a difference.”

My favorite film by Matthew McConaughey is “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days.” He rocked that flick and pretty-much all of the films he has starred or co-starred in with other Hollywood celeb’s.

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McConaughey pointing at camera

McConaughey thinking

Is McConaughey a "perfect" man?

I like McConaughey’s slow Texas drawl. So do thousands of women. I also like Matt Damon’s almost-perfect impression of McConaughey when he appears on Late Night with David Letterman. What a magical male duo, Matthew and Matt. If they were cast to co-star in an action thriller, I wager that the film would pull-down millions in the first day of showing.

Sorry for rambling so much. If you were sitting here with me, I would love to just talk about Matthew McConauhey and see if you agree with my views on his “hoss-of-an-actor,” who has well-established himself in the entertainment circles of the world around us.

I can find no, absolutely no flaw in Matthew McConaughey. I know that human beings are far from perfect, but can you really sit back and see any spot or blemish in this man?

He speaks a lot when you hit on a topic that interests him. And of all of the speaking that McConaughey does, I will wager that here are—

15 Things That Will Never Be Said By Actor, Matthew McConaughey

  1. “Man, do I need to lose some pounds.”
  2. “Darlin’, will you go out with me tonight?”
  3. “USC? I love USC!” (McConaughey is a University of Texas grad).
  4. “How can one man like me be so lonely?”
  5. “Mister, can you spare a few bucks for me to pay my mortgage?”
  6. “I love sleeping in the woods.”
  7. “Give me a house without full-length mirrors any day.”
  8. “Do a scene without a shirt? Are you serious?”
  9. “I gotta run! I am late for my work-out session at the gym.”
  10. “I do wish that I would not be nominated every year for an Oscar.”
  11. “I’ve been on the Red Carpet so much that I have worn-out a trail.”
  12. “Sure I will do this big-budget film for nothing.”
  13. “Hey, go with me to the corner liquor store. I am out of cheap beer.”
  14. “Hey, wardrobe! These jeans are way too tight.”
  15. “Oh how I have dreamed of being a bum.”

Please stay tuned for: ”What is Tom Hanks Thinking Right Now?”

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misterhollywood 2 years ago from Hollywood, CA

One of my favorite actors. He was great in a Dallas a Buyers a Club. This was a great hub I'll be sure to share!!


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belleart 2 years ago from Ireland

Such a good hub! I actually hate the guy, his award speech for Dallas buyers club infuriated me, but then I watched 'True detective' and thought he was amazing in it! Still don't like him, but he can certainly act. Good funny hub, made me laugh :)


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belleart 2 years ago from Ireland

Such a good hub! I actually hate the guy, his award speech for Dallas buyers club infuriated me, but then I watched 'True detective' and thought he was amazing in it! Still don't like him, but he can certainly act. Good funny hub, made me laugh :)


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lifegate 2 years ago from Pleasant Gap, PA

Hi Ken,

To be honest, I don't pay much attention to Hollywood, but i did enjoy the read. Thanks!


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carrie Lee Night 2 years ago from Northeast United States

Interesting topic:) Thank you for sharing :). Have a great week


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carrie Lee Night 2 years ago from Northeast United States

Interesting topic:) Thank you for sharing :). Have a great week


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mgt28 2 years ago

Amazing hub, you actually had stress in case we did not realize how amazing the article is.


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Ericdierker 2 years ago from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A.

Thank you for not making it an interesting inside look into the man and his inner most thoughts.


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twoseven 2 years ago from Madison, Wisconsin

Very funny! I have loved him as an actor since To Kill a Mockingbird. From everything I see from the tabloids (for what that's worth!) he seems perhaps a little, um, uncomplicated, as if he is one of those guys whose interior monologue is exactly as deep as his exterior one. But he's earned it. Thanks for the laughs!


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kenneth avery 2 years ago from Hamilton, Alabama Author

twoseven,

Thank you so much for your kind words. He IS a great actor, but sometimes, like us all, being so full of one's self can lead to serious consequences.

Yes, he has earned his status. Thanks for stopping by.


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kenneth avery 2 years ago from Hamilton, Alabama Author

misterhollywood,

Thanks so very much for the comment and share. I appreciate you so much. I hope you have a peaceful week ahead.


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kenneth avery 2 years ago from Hamilton, Alabama Author

bellart,

Thank you kindly for your sweet comment. It is funny how two separate films can change an opinion of one actor.

He was good in one version of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, actually in this role he was funny.

Shows he can be versatile.


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kenneth avery 2 years ago from Hamilton, Alabama Author

Hi, lifegate,

Thanks so much for commenting.

I would be better-served if I did not see those Hollywood Insider-type shows. I am proud of you for your personal discipline.

And thanks for your friendship.


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kenneth avery 2 years ago from Hamilton, Alabama Author

Dearest carrie,

You are very welcome. I enjoyed doing this hub. It is not a matter of NOT liking Matthew, I was just dreaming of being HIM and what I would say.

Have a peaceful night ahead.


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kenneth avery 2 years ago from Hamilton, Alabama Author

mgt28,

Yes, stress seeps in when we are most off-guard. Thanks to you for your nice comment. Actually I am blessed with ALL of your comments. They are what keeps me going.


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kenneth avery 2 years ago from Hamilton, Alabama Author

Eric,

I had to read your comment a few times before I got it. LOL. And you are very welcome. I try to not get inside a star's psyche. I might start talking like them.

Heyyyyy, dig it?

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