37+ Signs that you're addicted to Avatar

Avatar is Awesome

If Avatar isn't your favorite movie, you're in denial. Don't worry though, I'm here to help. Avatar the movie was the absolute greatest thing ever! I see you brother.

I've found beginning signs of the incurable disease IloveAvatarsomuchIpoopmypantswhenIhearsomeonetalkingaboutit. No, I'm not talking about the one with the bald kid. I'm talking about the good one.

You know you've seen too much Avatar when you have experienced four or more of these symptoms below. If you discover any more, comment and share!

LISTEN to this as you read

It'll calm you down, trust me

Some signs are when you...

1. See everything more blue than before

2. Start growing a ponytail just cause

3. Dream of Pandora

4. Greet people with your palm to their face

5. Actually considered learning the Na'vi language

6. Fall asleep thinking, "This time, it's gunna happen!"

7. Recreated the Floating Mountains in any form (Forge on Halo :)

8. Have been hospitalized for using leaves and limbs to break a large fall

9. Have actually painted your body blue before

10. Search for a giant tree to establish a small village

11. Chase your dog holding your newly grown ponytail

12. Hiss at people

13. Grab various vines hoping to hear voices

14. Travel into the wilderness with no form of light

15. Mention "I see you brother" at any point in conversation

16. Call for your Ikran and wait

17. Have ever sat Indian style and done the wave

18. Call people "Scown" (Spelled "Skxawng")

19. Tell paraplegics people that there IS A WAY

20. Suddenly have an interest in intergalactic travel

21. Have listened to the Avatar soundtrack on Youtube multiple times

22. Saw the movie in the theaters more than five times

23. Have a weekly Avatar day

24. Get really excited when people simply mention Avatar

25. When your friends have started to make fun of your addiction

26. Carry a bow and arrow wherever you go

27. Have started designing your own versions of the robot machines the marines used

28. Have gone out on a quest for Un-obtainium

29. Have started designing creatures of your own that might inhabit Pandora

30. Really don't care if the plot was taken from another movie, it's still the greatest movie ever made

31. Feel bad for Avatars

32. Started scaling mountains with the intent of commandeering a large bird on the way down

33. Are really curious about how those breathing masks work

34. Still get chills at Jake Sully's speech to Na'vi after becoming Turok Mokto

35. Have actually bought Avatar outfits

36. Sometimes wish you could go back and time and watch the movie without knowing what it is about - again...and again..cause it's that awesome

37. Have your fingers crossed that James Cameron will continue this Legacy of Legendary Awesomeness with a second movie

BONUS SYMPTOMS

38. Sleep in hammocks hundreds of feet above ground

39. Wear necklaces instead of clothes

40. Are avidly following the formulation of the two 'Avatar' sequels and have already planned parties for both their release dates... years in advance (added by comment)

41. Write hubpages about Avatar (added by comment) :)

42. When you walk around with your hair in a braid and feathers in it (added by comment)

43.When you have learned the Na'vi language and like to write in Na'vi everywhere (added by comment)

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44.When you have been a member of an Avatar forum for almost 2 years.

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45. When you like everything that is blue because it makes you think of Avatar (added by comment)

46. When you have a Na'vi name (added by comment)

47. When not a moment passes that you don't think of Avatar (added by comment)

48. When you walk around barefoot everywhere like the Na'vi do, to be in touch with your personal Eywa more than the Sky People do... (added by comment)

Jake Sully Avatar becoming Turok Mokto
Jake Sully Avatar becoming Turok Mokto

Don't Forget!

If you know anyone who would benefit from learning about these symptoms, forward this to them immediately! Also vote this page up! And if you discover any more symptoms, please post them on here. Although I don't think it's possible to beat the guy with the Avatar name, he's basically got that in the bag. I see you my brothers

TaGs

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Marie-Grace 4 years ago from Travelling, Always

New symptom: you are avidly following the formulation of the two 'Avatar' sequels and have already planned parties for both their release dates... years in advance.


David 4 years ago

ahh,, I am torn between, this is sarcasm, and this guy could be serious. I am an avid syfy fan, everything from Startrek, Dune, B5, Stargate, Ridick, you name it,, and IMHO Avatard, sucked.


jake sully 4 years ago

symptom 40: you write hubpages about avatar


Tirea Aeam 4 years ago

#18 should be:

Call people "Skxawng".

I am guilty of several of these. Come Join us at http://forum.learnnavi.org if you are guilty of #5!


Txonä Rolyu 4 years ago

Krr a nolume ngal lì'fyati leNa'vi ulte sunu ngaru fwa pamrel si nìNa'vi fratseng.

Krr a nga lolu hapxìtu tìpängkxotsengä leUniltìrantokx stum zìsìto amune.

Krr a sunu ngaru fra'u a lu ean taluna ngati fpeykìl teri Uniltìrantokx

Krr a lu ngar tstxo leNa'vi.

Krr a ke ftem kea swaw a ke fpìl teri Uniltìrantokx

Translation:

When you have learned the Na'vi language and like to write in Na'vi everywhere

When you have been a member of an Avatar forum for almost 2 years.

When you like everything that is blue because it makes you think of Avatar

When you have a Na'vi name

When not a moment passes that you don't think of Avatar


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chasemillis 4 years ago Author

If this were a competition, then you sir, most definitely would have won!


Txonä Rolyu 4 years ago

Irayo seiyi nìtxan :)

Thank you very much :)


Tirea Aean 4 years ago

Srane, nìngay pol fnan fìlì'fyat

Yeah, he's really good at this language.

My buddy txonä rolyu was easily one of my best students. learns insanely fast and has great memory :)

Na'vi is not even as hard as English to learn. It can pretty much be learned in 2 or 3 months (or more) depending on how much time you spend on it. and it's lots of fun, teaching much about languges in general and you meet many awesome people from around the world on the way.


Tiyana Taronyu 4 years ago

When you walk around with your hair in a braid and feathers in it...


Txim Asawl 4 years ago

When you walk around barefoot everywhere like the Na'vi do, to be in touch with your personal Eywa more than the Sky People do...


Human No More 4 years ago

I have an Avatar related tattoo, and run an Avatar forum ( http://www.tree-of-souls.com ) :)


apache_blanca 4 years ago

thinking about tattooing PANDORA on your forehead


apache_blanca 4 years ago

when you come up with a suitable Avatar quote in a variety of situations (my case) (sorry for 2 comments in a row, I've just thought of this last one)

Kaltxi ma frapo ToS :)


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chasemillis 4 years ago Author

haha perfect man! The more the merrier!


Alan 4 years ago

When you know most of the people who have posted above, because they are your friends! :)

When start your messages to them with "kaltxi" and sign off with either "Eywa ngahu frakrr" or "Oel ngati kameie"

When you call your friends "tsmukan" or "tsmuke".

When everyday is an Avatar day - it is still on your mind, even after 2 years.

When you leave you country for the first time on your own and travel halfway round the world to meet your "aysmukan si aysmuke".

When you went into the cinema to watch Avatar for the first time with no expectations and then come out 3 hours later completely changed not know the journey you life was about to take you on.

When you call forums 'clans' and are a member of more than one of them.

Irayo for posting this Chasemillis :)


apache_blanca 4 years ago

chasemills... are you a member of any Avatar Community forum? if not - find us! :D

Oh, and when you start putting :awesome:, :rolleyes:, :shy: etc. in Any emails regardless of the recipient :ntongue:


apache_blanca 4 years ago

start nicknaming people after Avatar characters.

(I work in an "RDA", the director is Selfridge, the Deputy is Quaritch, & my immediate boss is Dr. Grace aka Toruk Makto.)


Txonä Rolyu 4 years ago

Srane ma chasemills, nìngay zene nga ayoeti rivun mì sìpängkxotseng alu Tree of Souls sì LearnNa'vi.org. Ayoeru sunu fwa nga za'u olo'nemfa :)

Yes chasemills, you really must find us on the Tree of Souls and Learn Na'vi forums. We'd love to have you come into the clan :)

-Txonä Rolyu


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chasemillis 4 years ago Author

Haha I love Avatar, and it would be really cool to know the language, but I've got an internship, a job, hubpages, 17 hrs of college, and an organizational charity event to set up, so I'm totally booked until at least Fall


Txonä Rolyu 4 years ago

Aw man that sucks, you're even booked in Summer? If you can find a week off July 19-23, we'd love to have to join us in Seattle, WA for a huge multi-forum meet up :) The information website is avatarmeet.com. You can even register for a profile there if you want. If you have questions, feel free to ask me I am on the planning team :)

-Txonä Rolyu


apache_blanca 4 years ago

@Ma Txonä Rolyu si Chasemillis: I (We) See you in Seattle? Hell Yeah!!


apache_blanca 4 years ago

ma Chasemillis, it seems you ARE very busy - you don't even comment here that often. But have a look here on Txonä's post made about... your hubpage! (and This is why we are here) - have a look & decide.

http://www.tree-of-souls.com/general_avatar_discus...


Tsanten ( na'vi name) 4 years ago

I have 11 symptoms, i didn't know if is was so bad with my Avatar addiction...


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chasemillis 4 years ago Author

O my bad apache_blanca, this is just a busy time for me haha. Woah that'd be intense though! Seattle, that'd be a huge commitment for me b/c I live in Texas, and I'm running a business during the Summer. I could join the forum, but I'd only check up rarely at best. And if I start something like that, I'd want to have at least a little time that I know I could commit to.

I also didn't expect so many comments too! And in the actual language, it's so legit! I gotta say my mind has blown haha

However, if they come out with an Avatar 2, you best believe I'll be on there with you guys :)


apache_blanca 4 years ago

Ma chasemillis, just See this video if you have no time for anything else:

http://www.tree-of-souls.com/seattle_meetup_2012/4...

(whisper: the clan is thinking about a massive Meetup for Avatar 2 - to go watch it together! :awesome: )


Wes 4 years ago

Another symptom: You bought a big hoggin' 3D TV just so you could watch Avatar in 3D.....over and over and over again (like looking into an incredibly gorgeous aquarium)

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