A Visit with Maude

Maude at the kitchen window
Maude at the kitchen window | Source

Maude comes to visit

“Coo-eeeeee - Movie Master are you there dear?”

Ah now there is only one person around here that calls me ‘dear’ “I’m coming Maude, I’ll just put a lid on the pan and I’ll come to the window”

“I thought I heard you pottering around in the kitchen, dinner smells delicious what delights are you treating the adorable Nick to tonight?”

“One of his favourites Maude, Bee…(Ooops) Bean stew” I'd better change the subject a bit smartish. “How’s things then Maude?”

“Well you know mustn’t grumble, but these darn flies are testing my patience today, I’m itching in all the places I can’t reach. That’s why your wall is a Godsend dear, an absolute Godsend, I could stand here all day rubbing away those itches, it’s heaven dear pure heaven”

Maude fixing an itch with George
Maude fixing an itch with George | Source

Motherhood

“You’re certainly looking well Maude, I think motherhood suits you!

“Thank you MM for the compliment - well, and?“

“What Maude?“

“These, Movie Master, have you noticed these?”

Maude stepped back a few steps grinning and blushing yes, I’m sure she was blushing. She waited expectantly and I knew I should be saying something complimentary, I’d obviously missed something important. I must have looked a little baffled…

“Teats dear, teats!”

My eyes fell upon the things in question, wow - they were BIG! I managed a smile, hopefully one of admiration - good, that had the desired effect for Maude.

“Aren’t they some whoppers? I always dreamed of teats this size and so did my George - bless him!” Maude stifled a giggle shyly. “And it’s all thanks to our Jack”

What do I say? “Betty and all your other friends must be envious Maude” a feeble response I know, but it was the best I could do, cows teats aren’t exactly a thing of beauty to me especially while I’m having beef stew for dinner.

Maude and Jack with Betty
Maude and Jack with Betty | Source

Teats and Jack

“Betty especially, I keep catching her out the corner of my eye, staring…. Green with envy dear, now hers are a good size I admit, but I’ve hit a whole new level with these beauties”

There was no denying they were impressive.

“What I’m worried about MM is, are they going to stay this size? Our Jack is growing up fast and he’s getting a taste for his greens now”

I too could remember being the proud owner of swollen breasts in early motherhood. Only to be devastated a few months later, when they all too quickly shrunk back to normal size.

Jack tucking in
Jack tucking in | Source

Jack snacking between meals

I changed the subject quickly, as Jack appeared grinning and munching. “Hi Jack, how you doing?”

“Good Movie Master, when’s dinner Mum?”

“How many times have I told you Jack, don’t talk with your mouth full” Maude spoke sternly but her words were spoken with love “you’re eating clover again, it’ll rot your teeth, stick to your greens and you will grow up big and strong like your father”

A big sigh from Jack before he carried on chewing, a beautiful mauve drooling down his chin.

Maude and Jack with Betty and Jane
Maude and Jack with Betty and Jane | Source

Movie Master and Friends

“Your garden is looking lovely dear, are you having an Open Day again this year?”

Memories of my dear neighbours lined up at the garden wall watching the days activities with curious eyes came flooding back.

“Yes I think so Maude, probably in the summer when the garden is at it’s best”

“I shall look forward to it, it’s so nice to meet new people and we loved meeting all your friends last year. How is Mike and is the café still busy?”

Now I remember, Mike and Maude were in deep conversation most of the afternoon and it was only when refreshments were served in the Retreat I was able to drag him away.

“Mike is well thank you Maude and the café still serves the best coffee in town”

“And what about the lovely nurse and the seed, I liked them, they were like you dear, their cameras were an extension to their arms, it was quite exhausting posing for all those photos”

The memories came flooding back of Maude and Betty jostling for best position, each trying to outdo the other for exposure and popularity.

“You mean my friends, Happyboomernurse and Fennelseed, they are well and will be looking forward to the next photoshoot”

“Well I mustn’t keep you any longer MM, Jack is waiting for his dinner and my teats are getting sore, let me know when the next photoshoot and Open Day is due, I know the girls are up for it, enjoy your bean stew dear”



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Peggy W 4 years ago from Houston, Texas

Hi Lesley,

This is so cute! Absolutely loved the photos of your neighboring cows and your gorgeous stone wall. Good thing that they did not realize what you were REALLY cooking! Haha! Maude, Jack, Betty and Jane are very photographic! :))


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moonlake 4 years ago from America

Loved this story. Wish I had cows near by to come for a little visit. They are so sweet. I can hear the donkey behind us but never get to see him. Voted Up


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writer20 4 years ago from Southern Nevada

This is such a cute story, loved it to pieces.

Voted up and beautifully told, Joyce.


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mollymeadows 4 years ago from The Shire

MM, is this actually your back yard?? I was joking before when I said you lived in the Shire, but now I'm beginning to wonder! What beautiful animals, and your story is so cute. You really do live in a magical spot. (BTW, watch your ads with this one. Heaven knows what they'll do.) Up and funny!


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mckbirdbks 4 years ago from Emerald Wells, Just off the crossroads,Texas

Hello Lesley, my sides are splitting. Give my regards to Maude, Jack, Betty and Jane. It's no accident that Maude shows up about dinner time. Great photos.


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tobusiness 4 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

To be able to sit on your balcony and have a conversation with a visiting cow, just priceless.


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JayeWisdom 4 years ago from Deep South, USA

You live in paradise!


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mckbirdbks 4 years ago from Emerald Wells, Just off the crossroads,Texas

I posted Maude on Facebook. Forgot to say thanks for the honorable mention. Thanks.


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Pamela99 4 years ago from United States

I loved this adorable story and your pictures are perfect. It looks like you do live in a beautiful place.


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marcoujor 4 years ago from Jeffersonville PA

Dear Lesley,

What a MOOving story, funny and sweet in all the right places... just like YOU!

Voted UP & FAB! Hugs, Maria


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teaches12345 4 years ago

Aawww, what a cute story! You made me smile and it was such an enjoyable read. Thanks for sharing this part of your life.


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Movie Master 4 years ago from United Kingdom Author

Hi Peggy, they must be the most photogenic cows ever - especially Maude!

Let's hope she never finds out about 'beef stew' she might not be so chatty and neighbourly then!

Many thanks for stopping by, best wishes Lesley


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Rosemay50 4 years ago from Hawkes Bay - NewZealand

This is adorable lesley. Lovely photos and I do believe they really pose for you. I remember the photo of them all lined up peering over the wall. Lol.

Funny Molly mentioned ads, I see a 'Vegetarian food deals. Maybe Maud arranged that one. haha

Funny, awesome and beautiful


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unknown spy 4 years ago from Neverland - where children never grow up.

Voted Up!! very lovely pitures with a wonderful story.


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Movie Master 4 years ago from United Kingdom Author

Hi moonlake, we were delighted when the cows returned to the orchard this year with their calves! they are certainly entertaining!

Many thanks for your comments, have a wonderful day, best wishes Lesley


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Movie Master 4 years ago from United Kingdom Author

Hi Joyce, I'm so pleased you enjoyed meeting Maude!

Thank you as always for your great comments and votes, have a wonderful day, best wishes Lesley


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Movie Master 4 years ago from United Kingdom Author

Hi Molly, yes this is the view from my kitchen window!

I had to laugh when I read your comments re the ads! at the moment they seem safe enough, as they have picked up on parsnip soup recipes!!

Many thanks for your comments, take care and see you soon, Lesley


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DonnaCosmato 4 years ago from USA

Great story and how nice that you have such amenable neighbors! We have deer that come regularly to visit us but that's only because they think our garden is their personal diner. I love how you combined your photographic ability with storytelling; I hope you do more of this type of writing in the future.


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Movie Master 4 years ago from United Kingdom Author

Hi Mike, many thanks for posting Maude on facebook, she will be well chuffed - she took quite a shine to you on Open Day!

Enjoy your day and see you soon, best wishes Lesley


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Movie Master 4 years ago from United Kingdom Author

Hi tobusiness, talking with cows has become a daily routine now, somtimes I wonder about myself.....

Many thanks for stopping by and your great comments, take care and best wishes Lesley


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Movie Master 4 years ago from United Kingdom Author

Hi Jaye, Yes I think I do!

Thank you for visiting my little bit of paradise, it's good to see you!

Enjoy your day and best wishes Lesley


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Movie Master 4 years ago from United Kingdom Author

Hello Pamela, we moved here 4 years ago and love it - our neighbours are a bonus!

Many thanks for stopping by, your comments are much appreciated, best wishes Lesley


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Movie Master 4 years ago from United Kingdom Author

Hi Maria, I loved your visit and loved your comments!

Thank you so much - and for the votes too!

Have a wonderful day, hugs Lesley


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Movie Master 4 years ago from United Kingdom Author

Hi teaches, I'm so pleased you enjoyed reading!

Thank you for stopping by, hope you have a fabulous day.

Best wishes Lesley


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Movie Master 4 years ago from United Kingdom Author

Hi Rosemay, your comments made me laugh re the vegetarian ads!! so funny!

I'm convinced they pose for photos!

Many thanks for stopping by and your comments, take care and best wishes Lesley


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Movie Master 4 years ago from United Kingdom Author

Hi unknown spy, thank you for stopping by, your comments and votes, I'm so pleased you enjoyed reading!

Enjoy your day, best wishes Lesley


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Movie Master 4 years ago from United Kingdom Author

Hi Donna, how nice you have deer visiting you!

I enjoyed writing this and appreciate your comments, so there may well be more to come!

Take care and best wishes Lesley


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Lord De Cross 4 years ago

Great view and amazing neighbours. I imagine your Country shire a vivid set for the next video clip by men without hats' just look for yourself: http://youtu.be/7movKfyTBII.

Thanks for showing us a little about that other side of the 'pond.' Excellent read!

LORD


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Movie Master 4 years ago from United Kingdom Author

Hello Lord, many thanks for stopping by - you must be thinking what a weird lot they are the other side of the 'pond' conversations with cows etc....

I can't seem to get the link to play, any ideas?

So glad you enjoyed the read, best wishes Lesley


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Lord De Cross 4 years ago

Hi there Lesley, tried another channel, probably YouTube cannot stream certain videos over your area. Let's try this one http://vevo.ly/IPtuFB


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always exploring 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

This is soo cute. The photos are beautiful. Maude is so clever. I love the way they come to visit. Thank's for sharing. I hope they visit often..


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Dexter Yarbrough 4 years ago from United States

Hi MM! I hope you have been doing well! You know how I love cows! This hub is simply delightful! Hooray! Hooray!


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MartieCoetser 4 years ago from South Africa

Fantastic pictures and lovely story. I really feel guilty - can't look them animals in the eyes, but what could be more delicious as a hearty beef stew?

Voted up and delicious :)


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Vellur 4 years ago from Dubai

Loved your story. Wonderful pictures as usual. Voted up.


kelleyward 4 years ago

Wow what a beautiful place! Shrunk back to normal size wish I was so lucky !!! Lol this was a great read!!! Take care, Kelley


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Movie Master 4 years ago from United Kingdom Author

Hi Ruby, isn't Maude great - she's a lovely, caring mum and a great friendly neighbour!

Many thanks for your lovely comments, take care and best wishes Lesley


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Movie Master 4 years ago from United Kingdom Author

Hi Dex, it's good to see you - I well remember your encounter with cows - so funny!!!

Take care, enjoy your day, Lesley


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Movie Master 4 years ago from United Kingdom Author

Hi Lord, I haven't seen this video in years! How clever of you to find it - the countryside is so similar to here and yes the woman dancing could easily be me.....

Many thanks!


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tillsontitan 4 years ago from New York

What an adorable way to present an adorable story. So creative. I was beginning to wonder if Maude would catch on to the 'bean stew'. Voted up.


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Hyphenbird 4 years ago from America-Broken But Still Beautiful

I want to live there too. With Maude and her friends as neighbors, there would be so much fun. Thank you for a most entertaining tale and a happy laugh.


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Movie Master 4 years ago from United Kingdom Author

Hi Martie, I must admit I do feel guilty about eating beef while Maude is around and especially cooking it, but once she's wandered off I seem to cope ok!!!

Many thanks for your great comments and votes, have a fantastic day, best wishes Lesley


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Movie Master 4 years ago from United Kingdom Author

Hi Vellur, many thanks for stopping by and your votes, I'm so glad you enjoyed the story!

Take care, Lesley


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Movie Master 4 years ago from United Kingdom Author

Hi Kelley, many thanks for stopping by and your great comments, I'm so pleased you enjoyed reading!

Best wishes Lesley


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Movie Master 4 years ago from United Kingdom Author

Hi tillsontitan, I'm embarrassed to say we eat a lot of beef in our house, and the aroma always seems to attract Maude's attention!

I seem to have got away with it so far....

Many thanks for your comments, they are much appreciated, take care Lesley


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Movie Master 4 years ago from United Kingdom Author

Hi Hyphenbird, I wish you did! there is never a dull moment here with Maude for a neighbour!

Many thanks for stopping by, I'm so pleased you enjoyed reading, take care and best wishes Lesley


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anglnwu 4 years ago

haha, I've not really seen this side of you but I must say you made me laugh. Maude is a dear for sure and I can see she's been keeping you from boredom. Thanks for sharing.


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Movie Master 4 years ago from United Kingdom Author

Hi anginwu, Maude is the perfect neighbour, her visits always brighten my day!

I'm so pleased you enjoyed reading, many thanks for your comments, have a wonderful day and take care, Lesley


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Thelma Alberts 4 years ago from Germany

What a wonderful and funny story! I love it when animals are talking to human being. It was a great fun reading it. Thanks for sharing and regards to Maude and her family. Take care;D


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Movie Master 4 years ago from United Kingdom Author

Hi Thelma, I'm so pleased you enjoyed my conversation and visit with Maude! thank you for your lovely comments and I shall pass on your regards!

Take care, Lesley


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thelyricwriter 4 years ago from West Virginia

MM, you have created a masterpiece! I loved this story. Needed a good laugh. This was clever Lesley, something new. You do a great job writing, always have. Really enjoyed this. Kudos to Maude:)


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Nell Rose 4 years ago from England

Hi Movie, fantastic! lol! I wish I could talk to cows over the garden wall! you have a lovely view, and your conversation was really funny, and yes I love 'bean' stew too! voted up! cheers nell


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Movie Master 4 years ago from United Kingdom Author

Hi Ricky, thank you so much for your great comments, I'm so pleased you enjoyed reading, I will pass on your regards to Maude, it will make her day - she loves attention!

Take care Lesley


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Movie Master 4 years ago from United Kingdom Author

Hi Nell, most of our garden is at the front and side of the property, so we are close to the orchard and the cows from the kitchen window - just right for a conversation with them!

Yes, bean stew is delicious....

Many thanks for stopping by and your great comments, have a wonderful day, best wishes Lesley


Sueswan 4 years ago

Hi Lesley,

Tears of laughter are running down my face. Loved it.

Voted up up and away!

Best wishes, Sue


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mary615 4 years ago from Florida

I grew up with cows and always loved them. They are such sweet animals! I had to milk our two every morning and night. You photographed Maude and her family so well, too. They are all just precious. This is a great Hub. You can tell you and Maude are really fond of each other! I'll vote this Up, etc. and I'm sharing this one.


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Man from Modesto 4 years ago from Kiev, Ukraine (formerly Modesto, California)

Cows are like big dogs that aren't very bright. They'll come right up to you after a time in their field. They are curious. But, they'll knock over the survey equipment, so best to keep them away.

For the dialogue, one of the cows should say, "What's for dinner?"

As in the marketing slogan, "Beef, it's what's for dinner."


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Happyboomernurse 4 years ago from South Carolina

Oh this was so delightful and how I loved seeing the photos of Maude and her beautiful family!

And I was touched and surprised that I made it into the end of this fun chat with Maude.

Voted up across this board.

Hub Hugs,

Gail


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Movie Master 4 years ago from United Kingdom Author

Hi Sue, thank you for your comments and votes - so glad I made you laugh!

Enjoy your day, best wishes Lesley


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Movie Master 4 years ago from United Kingdom Author

Hi Mary, yes cows are wonderful, friendly animals and great characters, I have got quite fond of them - the calves are lovely!

Many thanks for your comments, votes and sharing, it's much appreciated!

Take care, best wishes Lesley


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Movie Master 4 years ago from United Kingdom Author

Hi Man from Modesto, many thanks for stopping by, yes these cows are curious alright!! I'm not too sure if I can admit to them that beef was on the menu!!

Best wishes Lesley


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Movie Master 4 years ago from United Kingdom Author

Hi Gail, I'm so pleased you enjoyed the visit with Maude - you'd obviously made an impression last time you met!

Many thanks for the votes and lots of hugs back, Lesley


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tirelesstraveler 4 years ago from California

Jolly good fun. Knew I would love this hub from the picture.


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Movie Master 4 years ago from United Kingdom Author

Hi tirelesstraveler, I'm so pleased you enjoyed a visit with Maude - many thanks for stopping by!

Enjoy your day, best wishes Lesley


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radhikasree 4 years ago from Mumbai,India

The visit with Maude was awesome! Such an adorable conversation with Maude, Jack, Betty and Jane! Beautiful hub.


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Movie Master 4 years ago from United Kingdom Author

Hi radhikasree, I'm so pleased you enjoyed the conversation and visit with Maude, family and friends!

Many thanks for your comments, take care and best wishes Lesley


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Kamalesh050 4 years ago from Sahaganj, Dist. Hooghly, West Bengal, India

Beautiful story and it is so funny ! Enjoyed it very much. Great photos. Well done my friend. Voted Up. Best Wishes, Kamalesh


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Movie Master 4 years ago from United Kingdom Author

Hi Kamalesh, I'm so pleased you enjoyed meeting Maude!

Thank you for your votes, best wishes my dear friend and take care, Lesley


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Just Ask Susan 4 years ago from Ontario, Canada

Lesley, What an entertaining story. I see that Maude still loves to be photographed and has passed this down to her family. I would love to be able to sit and talk to cows as you do.

Loved the story and the pictures.


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Movie Master 4 years ago from United Kingdom Author

Hi Susan, yes Maude is very co-operative when I have my camera! she has a lovely family and they are great company!!

Many thanks for your comments, I'm so pleased you enjoyed reading!

Best wishes Lesley


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Vinaya Ghimire 4 years ago from Nepal

Beautiful story blended with wonderful pictures.


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Movie Master 4 years ago from United Kingdom Author

Hi Vinaya, I'm so pleased you enjoyed a visit with Maude!

Many thanks for your comments, have a wonderful weekend, best wishes Lesley


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Jools99 4 years ago from North-East UK

Lesley, great hub, great photos and a lovely story - you get the best visitors!


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Movie Master 4 years ago from United Kingdom Author

Hi Jools - yes I do, you being one of them!

I hope all is well with you - glad you enjoyed meeting Maude!

Take care, best wishes Lesley


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tsmog 4 years ago from Escondido, CA

Marvelous MM. I was giggling so hard I forgot to click 'I'm listening' at Pandora. The pics are superb and dance with artistic interpretation of a simple fact. A must read for the inquiring mind. Most remember Maude from the early 70's portrayed by Beatrice Author. I don' t know if that was mentioned above or not. Similarities may ring true, like their attitudes with life is true blue. Highly recommended and a must read. Don't hold any drinks or they will spill

tim


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Movie Master 4 years ago from United Kingdom Author

Hi Tim, how are you? I'm so pleased you enjoyed meeting my wonderful neighbour Maude - she's quite a character!

Have a great weekend, take care and see you soon, best wishes Lesley


iamaudraleigh 4 years ago

Lesley, Maude is so pretty and Jack is adoable! What great children you have there! Love this story and those sweet pics!


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Movie Master 4 years ago from United Kingdom Author

Hi audra, thank you for stopping by and meeting my adopted family!

Aren't they just the best!

Many thanks for your comments, have a fabulous weekend, best wishes Lesley


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ahorseback 4 years ago

Hi M M , you either have to turn this into a r- rated movie or a childreens book , be careful either way though lol........How are you dear ? Pushed all the buttons though .....or teats!


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Movie Master 4 years ago from United Kingdom Author

Hi ahorseback, thank you so much for stopping by and meeting Maude, maybe a childrens book is a possibility - with a few adjustments!!

Many thanks for pushing the buttons - hope all is well with you, take care and best wishes Lesley


Derdriu 4 years ago

Lesley, Your photographs are so perfectly matched with the story. You had me from the very beginning, and I was an absolute goner with bean stew. It shows how trusting Maude is and what a great interaction you all have that she accepts what you say and doesn't question if her nostrils tell her otherwise. But then again, perhaps cows don't have a great sense of smell!

The family photos are all lovely although I had to wait to the end to look at them since I could do nothing else than read your lively write-up from beginning to end in one fell swoop!

UP + UFABI. Shared.

Respectfully, and with many appreciative and belly-laughing thanks, Derdriu


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Movie Master 4 years ago from United Kingdom Author

Hi Derdriu, I'm so pleased you enjoyed meeting Maude, she really is quite adorable!

I'm thinking she doesn't have much of a sense of smell as we cook a lot of beef and I'm sure we wouldn't see so much of her if she realised it wasn't bean stew after all!

Many thanks for your comments and much appreciated votes, take care and have a wonderful weekend, best wishes Lesley


femmeflashpoint 4 years ago

MM,

This one totally stole my heart, lol. The conversation, the photos ... the whole thing is fresh, funny, and heart warming.

I love the wall, and the view from your kitchen window is spectacular! You've surely got the best kitchen view in the whole UK!

Some friends and I make a trip together each year, to the Fort Worth Stock Show. It's one of my favorite events of the year, along with Christmas and my annual birthday bash in the Fort Worth Stockyards. The annaul Stock Show adventure isn't complete until we've searched the exhibits for Elsie and her calf, Beauregard. They're the representatives for the Borden Dairy Company. Elsie never changes, and Beauregard never grows up, lol, and they're always groomed to perfection. Elsie has her own impressive pen, and Beauregard has a pen that is built to look like a baby bed. They're very gentle natured, and tolerate several hundred pets and pats per day, as people gather to see them, and take their photos.

Your Maude and Jack are just as cute, and it's very cool that you get to spend a whole more time with them than we get to spend with Elsie and Beauregard. :)

Loved the hub, and have to share it!

femme


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Movie Master 4 years ago from United Kingdom Author

Hi Femme, most of our garden is at the front and side of the property, so our kitchen at the back is very close to the meadow - very handy for when Maude and I have a chat!

I love your story about Elsie and Beauregard, they sound like hub material!!!

Thank you so much for visiting and leaving your wonderful comments, made my day:-) enjoy yours and take care, Lesley


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A.A. Zavala 4 years ago from Texas

I can't beleive how European cows look like American cows. Mmm, learn something new everyday. You may have tricked them over your stew, but be careful. They may offer you freshed baked cow pies on their next visit. DON'T EAT THEM!


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Movie Master 4 years ago from United Kingdom Author

Hi A.A.Zavala, this sounds like good advice - I have taken note!!

Many thanks for stopping by and your comments, have a great day and take care, best wishes Lesley


Ruth Pieterse 4 years ago

Lovely hub. I enjoyed reading it.


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Movie Master 4 years ago from United Kingdom Author

Hi Ruth, thank you for stopping by to meet Maude, I'm so pleased you enjoyed reading! best wishes Lesley


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Victoria Lynn 4 years ago from Arkansas, USA

I love Maude! And her friends. What an entertaining, funny read. I love the story about the teats. LOL. I enjoy your clear, pretty photos, too--as always. Great hub. Many votes!


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Movie Master 4 years ago from United Kingdom Author

Hi Victoria, I was inspired to write after watching Jack having his fill of milk one day, he was sucking on those teats for what seemed ages and I kept thinking - that's gotta hurt!

Thank you so much for your great comments and votes, they are much appreciated, best wishes Lesley

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