Alfie (2004) DVD Review

What's It All About, Alfie?

“What’s it all about, Alfie?” This is the famous first line of the film’s title song, borrowed from the 1966 version by the same name. That Alfie starred Michael Caine and Shelley Winters. This version stars Jude Law and a host of other beautiful people.

From the very beginning scenes, the viewer follows Jude Law’s character as he tries to answer the question posed in the song and discover the meaning of life.

At the beginning of this movie, he concludes that life is mainly about sex - indulging in sensual pleasures and taking advantage of people to get whatever you want. Oh, and it also helps to improve your vocabulary with the “Word of the Day” calendar.

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Alfie
Alfie

The classic 1966 Sonny Rollins soundtrack. The awesome Dionne Warwick sings the title song.

 

Watch the Trailer for the Movie Here!

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Fidelity: Loyalty or devotion, as to a person or cause; faithfulness to one's spouse, lover, etc.

Monogamy: The practice or condition of having a single sexual partner during a period of time.

Source: http://www.thefreedictionary.com/

Alfie (Jude Law) and Lonette (Nia Long) end up having sex on this pool table.
Alfie (Jude Law) and Lonette (Nia Long) end up having sex on this pool table. | Source
Jude Law and Siena Miller ended up having sex in real life, but I don't know if a pool table was involved.
Jude Law and Siena Miller ended up having sex in real life, but I don't know if a pool table was involved. | Source

It's Certainly Not About Fidelity

It appears from the first few minutes of the film that the word “monogamy” has not yet entered our hero’s vocabulary. His philosophy is given to us with the line: “With such a plethora of gorgeous women around, how could a man ever choose to settle down with just one?” The only answer I could give to that is: wait until you learn what true love is, and then you’ll see.

After a short fling with a married woman, we watch Alfie run through a string of relationships, never committing to any of them – never wanting to – until it is too late. The viewer watches him go through all these tragic interpersonal interactions, including fathering a child with his best friend’s fiancé and encouraging her to have an abortion.

Little by little, we find less and less to like about this character. He doesn't appear to care about any woman he sleeps with. All he wants is sex, sex, sex - as long as he doesn't have to suffer the consequences (i.e., unplanned pregnancy). STDs are not even mentioned - as if no one has to worry about that at all, and I guess maybe you don't if you're in the make-believe world of Hollywood. For those of us in the real world, however, if you're going to be that lackadaisical and promiscuous, you need to protected!

Alfie is not a completely unsympathetic character, however, as he does show some actual concern for the son of one of his girlfriends, and he seems genuinely sorry that he hurt his best friend Marlon (played by Omar Epps) by sleeping with his woman. Too bad he didn't think about how it all was going to affect his friend before he unzipped his pants!

Marlon (Omar Epps) isn't exactly happy that Alfie (Jude Law) slept with his woman.
Marlon (Omar Epps) isn't exactly happy that Alfie (Jude Law) slept with his woman. | Source
Every man's fantasy - two girls kissing.
Every man's fantasy - two girls kissing. | Source

Alfie's Epiphany

Alfie’s turnaround begins when he meets an elderly widower in a restroom, who gives him two pieces of advice: find someone to love, and live every day as if it were your last. Here, for the first time, we see a hint of morality creeping in, and as Alfie returns to the street on his way home, he offers up a little monologue about God: “I’ve been thinking a lot lately about God and death, and if what they taught me in Bible class was true, I’m really in for it.” He concludes, though, that “I won’t be partying with Lucifer anytime soon.” And he returns to his questionable lifestyle.

In the end, though, Alfie begins to understand that life is not all about doing whatever you can to anyone you want. After a few months, he discovers that his best friend’s fiancé lied to him and didn’t get the abortion after all, and he is faced with the fact that now his friend knows that his wife’s child is not his. When he tries to talk to his friend about it, all he can say is, “I never meant …” His friend, Marlon, finishes the sentence for him, “You never mean to hurt anybody, but you do, Alfie.”

Susan Sarandon in Alfie. I've always loved her as an actress!
Susan Sarandon in Alfie. I've always loved her as an actress! | Source
Alfie
Alfie

If you're still interested in watching the remake of 1966's Alfie, get the DVD here. After all, Jude Law is much better looking than Michael Caine!

 
Alfie - Music From The Motion Picture
Alfie - Music From The Motion Picture

The 2004 soundtrack, featuring music by Mick Jagger and Dave Stewart. The title song is sung by Joss Stone.

 

Alfie's Repentance?

Once again, the widower returns to the action with some words of true wisdom. “Think before unzipping. All right, so you screwed up. What are you going to do? … What’s going to happen with the rest of your life?”

Then Alfie tries to make things right in his life. He attempts to settle down with the most prosperous woman he’s run across so far, played by Susan Sarandon, but he finds that she has chosen a younger man over him. He attempts to apologize to some of the women he has manipulated and used, but it is too late. The man who tried so hard not to get involved with anyone emotionally finds that he has been affected emotionally, after all. As he puts it, “Despite my best efforts, I’m beginning to feel some small cracks in my faux finish. When I look back at all the women I’ve known, I can’t help but think about all they’ve done for me, and how little I’ve done for them. … I used to think I had the best end of the deal. What have I got, really? … I’m free as a bird. … My life is my own, but I don’t have peace of mind, and if you don’t have that, you’ve got nothing. What’s the answer? That’s what I keep asking myself. What’s it all about?”

The answer, of course, is that it really should be all about God - the Creator of life. The only character that seems to have any idea about this is the wise old widower, but unfortunately, he does not figure prominently in the plot of the movie. God is just seen as some distant being, waiting to pass judgment, and that is not all there is to God’s character. If only Alfie could have learned more about God’s grace and love in his Sunday School lessons, and let that message sink into his young brain. Then he might have avoided some of the messes and heartache he caused.

That is not the face of a changed man, although it is the face of a beautiful man.
That is not the face of a changed man, although it is the face of a beautiful man. | Source

Does Alfie Really Change?

The movie is well-acted and well-directed, and it stars a cast of brilliantly beautiful people.

I think the writing leaves a little something to be desired. Where is the character change that is promised all throughout the story? We see glimpses here and there that Alfie is growing as a person, but in the end, he just reverts back to his earlier ways of thinking.

I guess that, if nothing else, the story is realistic. Sometimes people don't change. Sometimes people don't learn from their mistakes. But I'd like to think that it happens more often than not. That's why I find Alfie so reprehensible, annoying, and generally very depressing.

In case you couldn't gather from this hub so far, this is not a film for the whole family. It's not even a film for those of us who like to believe that people can change for the better.

It's a film of sex and basic hopelessness, and I can't rate it very highly. The movie is interesting, yes, but good? Well, let's just say, it's not one of my favorites!

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Patty Inglish, MS 5 years ago from North America

Pretty good analysis of the character, motivation, and storyline! The movie gives me the creeps - I think it is meant artistically to present hoplessness of change for some people and a part of society. Many of us know peole just like Alfie. Creepy, imo. Thanks for the review - Rated Up and Awesome.


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workingmomwm 5 years ago from Kentucky, USA Author

Thanks, Patty. I agree. Definitely one of the reasons I didn't like the movie very much.


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Chatkath 5 years ago from California

The Movie Reviewer of Hubville. Thanks for your take on this, very thorough job. I honestly can't remember parts of it so this helps. Maybe I am blocking out the creep factor? Good Job.


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workingmomwm 5 years ago from Kentucky, USA Author

LOL, Chatkath. Thanks. Maybe you are blocking out the creep factor. Or maybe I'm just oversensitive to it!


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drbj 5 years ago from south Florida

This is a great review, wmwm, and Jude Law is good looking, but somehow I can only see Michael Caine in the part as I remembered him as the perfect Alfie.


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Cogerson 5 years ago from Virginia

Very nice review.....I was hoping for a Michael Caine cameo....which never happened.....I liked Jude Law's performance...but Caine's Alfie was even better.....thanks for sharing...voted up


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workingmomwm 5 years ago from Kentucky, USA Author

Thanks, drbj and Cogerson. I've never seen the Michael Caine version, but I hear from a lot of people that it was better. That's usually what happens when there's a remake of something - it's not nearly as good as the original!

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