Another One Just For Laughs
From gentleman to genetilia man,
from woman to "Woe!! man" check her out,"
from well endowed to cold water shrinkage,
...skinny dipping is not all
it's cracked up to be, ...pun intended,
but you never see fat folks running naked,
across any beach ever poured
it's hard to jiggle and jounce 100 yards
to the cover of an ocean.
What happens in one's bathing trunks
should stay in one's bathing trunks...
but hey sometimes the mood strikes
to shed all of life's worldly trappings,
yet the eternal question arises,
"How does one rub sun lotion on
one's privates without
looking like a pervo???."
I once went to entertain
as a comedian at a pool party
in a huge, hedged back yard
where everyone was nude,
and they were all eating spare ribs,
I asked them.....
"Where the hell do you wipe your hands?"
I've done my share of skinny dipping,
not too shy about my ying, my yang
nor the ding dong above them,
Can't skinnydip when your old though
your butt gets a SAG card
and it just doesn't act the same
in those quick steps across a crowded pool deck.
but I cherish those "Show us the monkey days,"
and realize that we get far too hung up on nudity,
we come into the world naked,
and we leave it the same way,
on a cold morgue slab, till we're all dressed up
for our final plunge, our last skinnydip
into mother earth's dampness.
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