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The search for the perfect Halloween costume can never start to early. This year, The Avatar look is going to be real popular. Of course, it would be more appropriate to say, The Navi look is going to be hot this year.

An Avatar Navi Mask is not limited to be worn only at Halloween, certainly not. I wear my Avatar NaVi mask that I made myself out of dehydrated smurf carcass just about everyday.

You see after seeing the movie in real 3d and being amazed by the awesome and way better world of Pandora, I decided I never wanted to leave.

First, I brought every single friend and family member to see the Avatar movie in 3D, after they no longer wanted to come with me I started bringing the elderly folks from my Grandmothers nursing home, this went over well the first dozen times as many of them forgot they had ever seen it before.

But than things got difficult, my boss at work stopped believing my excuses to take off work, apparently one recovers from the swine flu within a month...or they just die.


Me and my Avatar Mask

So needless to say, Pandora is far more important than some silly J.O.B, but unfortunately I could no longer afford to bring the whole retirement village to the theater to see the Avatar movie anymore. My funds and housing quickly slipped away from me. But as long as I could see Avatar twice a day I was happy.

As I scratched together my last pennies to see the Avatar movie I realized I needed a long term plan if I expected to be able to stay in pandora forever.

So I visited my Parents and snuck into the bathroom cabinet. In the cabinet I discovered some old codeine cough syrup. I quickly quaffed (yes, I QUAFFED it) the bottle and slipped away into the night.

I fought off glowing dragons and capitalist swine intent on destroying hometree until I discovered the smurf village. In a rage, I beat smurfs against trees and drowned them in my movie soda cups. I collected my smurf trophies and skulked back to my dumpster behind my portal to Pandora (the AMC) and carefully prepared my smurf hides. After careful and deliberate constuction I created my masterpiece..the perfect Avatar Navi mask.

Now, I can see Avatar to my hearts delight, when I enter the theater with my smurf hide Navi mask wearing my authentic costume I wove out of dried up dandelions with my body bluer than william wallace dyed with snow cone juice, the silly human workers of the theater are amazed to see a true life navi among them and simple step out of my way.

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Hello, hello, 6 years ago from London, UK

Thank you for an enjoyable read.


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Carol the Writer 6 years ago from Houston, Texas

I think this Halloween, we will see a lot of blue people.


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sunforged 6 years ago from Sunforged.com Author

no way! this all the comments this maniac rant elicited! I guess it takes more and more to get a rise out of people nowadays,

Thanks for visiting.


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Faybe Bay 6 years ago from Florida

I am so sorry that I didn't see this earlier! My son and I were appalled at how far some people went with the Avatar depression! I still don't quite comprehend the mentality that made people suicidal after the movie. I enjoyed this, yes, and I think the reason there were only two comments may have been due to the sad mental state of the movie goers. I am waiting for the backlash from Inception. Oops, almost did a spoiler, did you see Inception?


Jeffery 6 years ago

yeah, Avatar mask are very good halloween cosplay


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Wesman Todd Shaw 5 years ago from Kaufman, Texas

Dude. . . .I'm near to being speechless here. You seem to have me pegged. I'm either pretty similar to you in several ways, or you are an outstanding judge of personality.

I'm not sure that I've done satire as well as this - but I know that as often as not, someone decides that mine . . .of to hell with it! This is inspiring to me - as you are definitely someone I admire on this site, and probably the others I've yet to see. Dozens of kudos - I've been your follower since I don't know when. I made a mistake though, I thought of you as someone to pay attention to in the forums and with hubs about the business - I didn't realize that I'd probably enjoy reading all of your hubs as well.

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