Humorous Car License Plates

Humorous License Plates

Driving on a daily basis and in congestion one sometimes grows tired of the radio station and CD's that they are playing, being fortunate enough to have the radio station button amongst other things on the steering wheel has made life much more enjoyable. Eyes on the road we run across personalized license plates and try to determine what the meaning of them are, and what made the people behind the wheel think about how they were going to create those seven letters or even sometimes a number and letter combination. Often I have thought about a personalized license plate, but the cost is much more then one can afford, determined I to will be among the percentile who enjoys being unique and standing out from the rest.

There are license plates that provide you with their last name, what they love to do, or a puzzle that we are adamant about figuring out. We become anxious, wishing we could stop them to ask where they came up with there unique license plate. There have been times when we were able to and other times where you jot it in your memory bank and place it there for safe keeping, anticipating the moment when you can share some of the most humorous license plates that are on the roads today.

Residing in a snowbird state we see plates from all of the United States including Canada and Mexico. We have yet to see a personalized plate from Mexico but if anyone has ran across one do let us know as many would be curious about what it may say.

OBI ONE 1 : What in the hell is that? Someone really believes that they are a part of Star Wars and what is the extra one for? I thought it meant that someone won something but then again it really didn't may any sense considering the person behind the wheel, was barely old enough to drive.

WHOAREU: What do you mean who am I ? Why would you ask anyone who they are? You certainly are not going to pull over and hold an entire conversation letting them know who you are, or would you?

ONESTOP: Huh? Is this the same vehicle that has made multiple stops and is directly hitting there breaks constantly? How did they come to the conclusion of one stop? If anyone out there has an idea please let us know.

KAZOO: O.K. we know many of us loved the Flinstones but is that where they got the name from? Who was that little flying alien? Looking out the front of my windshield, I was determined to see the person who had this plate and pulling into the left lane and being able to be side by side I determined that the person in the vehicle was unique to say the least with Orange hair and Purple highlights. Can you imagine?

WHYME21: From the tip of there head it appeared they may have been older then 21 but Taylor Hicks has gray hair to, so who knows. They should be thankful to be 21, as many of us have surpassed that wonderful number and were excited when we were 21.

BOGYMAN: Does that mean Bogey Man? Or Boogy Man? Is the boogey man no longer a figment of our imaginations? The man driving the Envoy certainly believed he could scare a person or two.

EATME02: How did this pass through the MVD? I bet there was some fast talking there, don't you?

RUNAWAY: Sitting in traffic I certianly did want to pull over, park the car and runaway to a place other then gridlock on the highway.

UR2CUTE: Oh how sweet the vehicle thinks I am cute, "Why thank you, you adorable Range Rover, you are not so bad yourself.

WHOSAID: Here is another one that tries to hold a conversation, the friggin car is talking to you, what do you mean, "Who said?"

DRTHVDR: Another Star Wars fan? I bet they dress up like him to at Halloween.

TWINKEL: Twinkle, Twinkle little star, do you think they made an error in the spelling?

LEVEL1: Now this one does not make any sense, level one of what? Should we honk, roll the window down and ask?

WHATIFU: What if I what? Passed you by, what would you do? Honk, flip me off? Get out of the way I am coming through.

BENDOVR: Is it Ben Dover or bend over? You decide , sounds to me like someone is going to get a spanking.

LOVEEU2: So you love me? You don't know me.

THINKUP: This could be good or this could be nonsense, Think Up or thin cup, have you ever heard of a thin cup? I haven't but if you have let me know.

ALLMINE: I hope it is paid for as it isn't all yours odds are that $70,000 Escalade still belongs to the bank, but the thought is good.

JUST4ME: Talk about vain, what do you mean just for you? Who is the person in the passenger seat , isn't it for them to?

DVAGIRL: Oh my God ! Need I say more?

IDIDIT2: What did you do? Please share as we are sitting in enough traffic to chat for at least 20 minutes before we get moving.

YURMINE: Hell to the No I am not yours, you nutty little fruitcake let someone else be yours, but I certainly will not.

LETSPLA: Trying to figure this one out I hope it ended up right , Let's Play , play with what? Are we going to hang off the jungle gym? Do back handsprings? Play with dolls? Why would I play with you? Guaranteed if we really did play I would be the one that would end up with the speeding ticket.

BIG-1: Big one what? What do you mean big one? you appear to be a mini.

People are as unique as there license plates, the license plates that I described have been from New York, Minnesota, Arizona, California, Oklahoma, Texas, Oregon, and of course Canada. Instead of sitting in traffic mumbling and grumbling , watch for a BMW with a personalized license plate that may read AREUNTS? And a sticker in the window that will say, I read yours now you read mine.

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men are dorks 7 years ago from Namibia

I saw "fatrat" the other day, and you wouldn't believe, out steps a small lil guy. Geuess he's fat with them breenbacks.


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AEvans 7 years ago from SomeWhere Out There Author

men are dorks: How hilarious!!! I would have loved to have seen that one and thanks for sharing it with all of us.:)


Adrianna's Pages 7 years ago

Kazoo!?! C'mon AE...You're giving away your age a bit there girl, lol ;-)

If you're a Seinfeld fan then you would remember the episode about the License plate switch? The "Assman" For a proctologist?

Pretty funny stuff goin' on out there on the highways and by-ways1

Funny hub.

take care,

Adrianna


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AEvans 7 years ago from SomeWhere Out There Author

My husband is a big Seinfeld fan and the plates are hilarious!! It gives us all a laugh or two or three when we are driving.lololo :D


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Rochelle Frank 7 years ago from California Gold Country

Interesting plates and interpretations. I'm thinking that WHO SAID could also be Who's Aid-- like maybe a first responder? TWINKEL could be a TWIN Kel ( initials or short for Kelley) I knew twin girls named Shelley and Kelley-- maybe it was KEL?

IDIDIT2 could have come from a mispelling of IDIOT .


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia

Geez AE it makes all the number plates I have seen around so boring now


badcompany99 7 years ago

I hate them, the person driving is the only one interested in it and they cant see the damn thing although I would love mine to be BadCo ; )


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Azur Moon Wolf 7 years ago

This was awesome! I saw one just the other day: BMW_ _ _ - but it was on an old beat up Hyundai!


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AEvans 7 years ago from SomeWhere Out There Author

Azur: You are funny and I am happy that you appreciated it, as I am being serious. lololo :D


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BirteEdwards 7 years ago

AEvans, great observations and thingking.

Now it's time for you to learn when to write there and their


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Charia Samher 7 years ago

Those were hillarious. All I've seen were initials of some friends' cars, and yes it costs higher than the regular.


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AEvans 7 years ago from SomeWhere Out There Author

Birte: I know I get myself confused however it will take me a split second to decipher those two, thank you for the critique as I sincerely appreciate it. :)

Charia: Here in the U.S. people can be so creative and I find them interesting especially when I have nothing better to do, but read them. lololo :)


Janetta 7 years ago

good one AE!  some are so funny and some are just dumb--makes you wonder what made the person come up with it. Have one good one for ya though-- a port a potty hauler with the plates- 4U2PN BEST PLATE EVER  :)


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Hawkesdream 7 years ago from Cornwall

Hilarious AE, bet you have some fun with them. great interpretations too.


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Mighty Mom 7 years ago from Where Left is Right, CA

Gr8 Idea 4 a Hub. If I see any vanity plates around with HUBBER or HUBSTER I will honk and recognize a kindred spirit.

I'm with you, tho. The cost of such plates seems prohibitive to me. Plus the risk that people will either not understand or misinterpret or make fun of my selection!

True story: I had a good friend when I worked for a law firm whose plate was DMLAWYR (you know, like Shakespeare?). Well, of course he drove a hot shot little Mercedes sports car. And I don't even have to tell you how often he got pulled over by CHP who did not, apparently, appreciate his humor and were only too delighted to find some lame ass excuse (like dangerous lane change) to pull him over!!


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Laughing Mom 7 years ago

My license plate in college was One4Fun. Funny, the hubby didn't seem to mind it until we got married. Then he made me change it. But it hangs on the wall in his shop. Now I have boring 3 letters followed by 3 numbers. I had to get a new one about a month ago because our state designed new plates. It just so happened the first 3 letters are "BOS". He doesn't like that, either.


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GiftedGrandma 7 years ago from USA

My hubby and I are always trying to figure out what personlized plates mean. It is good entertainment while driving.


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AEvans 7 years ago from SomeWhere Out There Author

Gifted Grandma: It certainly is and today I ran across two more,

PMS247 and GIZMO57 one is always nasty and the other is aging gracefully, I never realized Gizmo was 57 years old. LOLOLO :D


Madame X 7 years ago

From a New Jersey plate:

Joy-Z


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Paper Moon 7 years ago from In the clouds

I have not seen as many good plates as I used to. They used to be a good form of entertainment on road trips. :)


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JamaGenee 7 years ago from Central Oklahoma

I saw one this afternoon in front of a local store. An elderly lady who walked v-e-r-y slowly got behind the wheel of a car with the v-plates HEREIGO (here I go). Not sure if this was an announcement or a warning... ;D


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Laughing Mom 7 years ago

LOL @Jama!


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lxxy 7 years ago from Beneath, Between, Beyond

I'm flying a roflcopter right now. =)

"Huh? Is this the same vehicle that has made multiple stops and is directly hitting there breaks constantly? How did they come to the conclusion of one stop? If anyone out there has an idea please let us know."

Crap, I didn't know it was you. ;) Gimme a break, I usually drive a UFO.


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RobertPalmer 7 years ago from Ellsworth, Maine

Don't be a Star wars hater. My plates have read:

F MULDER

B FETT

HANSOLO

:)


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stephhicks68 7 years ago from Bend, Oregon

Thank you and the DMV for a laugh!


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AEvans 7 years ago from SomeWhere Out There Author

Madame-X: That is cool Joy-Z , Joy's what? What is Joy's? The bank probably still owns it. lololo :D

Paper Moon: Where I am they are all over the place I am telling you I am going to get one. :)

JamaGennee: That is hilarious!! HEREIGO sounds scary to me, and you are so wonderful to share. :D

Ixxy: You are so nuts , me ?LOLOLO So if you drive a UFO where do you land during rush hour traffic? :D

Robert: I love StarWars and I am not a hater at all in fact I also find your plates unique and I am happy that you share them with us. :D

stephhicks68: You are welcome only in the U.S. lololol :D


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ocbill 7 years ago from hopefully somewhere peaceful and nice

I get a kickout of the ones for discontinued models , "JimsZ28" but hell it could come back.


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AEvans 7 years ago from SomeWhere Out There Author

ocbill: It certainly could come back, wouldn't that be interesting.lololo :D


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Single Mama 7 years ago

great hub!


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AEvans 7 years ago from SomeWhere Out There Author

Single Mama: Thanks bunches!:)


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cobraski 7 years ago from Maryland

How about "keep on hubbing" lol! Good job.


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AEvans 7 years ago from SomeWhere Out There Author

cobraski: I like that one. loloo:D


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my-success-guru 7 years ago from Upstate NY

I have one for when the police can't catch me in my fast Maserati. I can go about 185 mph in this car so my license plate reads too Bad!


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AEvans 7 years ago from SomeWhere Out There Author

mysuccess: That plate is a good one "Toobad" I bet that ticks someone off. lololo :D


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lxxy 7 years ago from Beneath, Between, Beyond

Ixxy: You are so nuts , me ?LOLOLO So if you drive a UFO where do you land during rush hour traffic? :D

Wherever I want, people gernally run away for fear of abduction. Thanks Greys! Make my life easier!

Kentucky's state motto reads as: "So many people, so few last names."


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AEvans 7 years ago from SomeWhere Out There Author

Ixxy: Fear of abduction?? Send the UFO here I would go for a ride. :)


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jxb7076 7 years ago from United States of America

Great hub - I loved your commentary!!!


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AEvans 7 years ago from SomeWhere Out There Author

jxb7076: I am glad you enjoyed it! I went back and read it myself it is so true and thank you again for the wonderful comment. :)


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Anath 7 years ago

They are very funny. I had forgotten all about KAZOO, you brought back some cute memories!


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AEvans 7 years ago from SomeWhere Out There Author

Anath: I am glad you enjoyed these are the plates that I have noticed when driving and they have been hilarious! lol:)


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Skydweller 7 years ago from Kathmandu

hahaha.. .really funny stuff


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AEvans 7 years ago from SomeWhere Out There Author

Skydweller: I am glad that you enjoyed it! lololo :D


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Leighandrew 6 years ago from USA

Now this is funny !


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AEvans 6 years ago from SomeWhere Out There Author

LeighAndrew: They were real license plates on the freeway with people, stuck in traffic that I had seen this hub was written because it was to go to pass by, and I am so glad that you enjoyed it.:)


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ripplemaker 6 years ago from Cebu, Philippines

How come I never come across some humorous plates? Thanks for this. LOL


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AEvans 6 years ago from SomeWhere Out There Author

ripplemaker: Here in the U.S. they are quite popular people are a little unique, lololo :D


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Kosmo 6 years ago from California

Bumper stickers are fun too. This one read: "How's my driving? Call 1-800-F@#K YOU." Hilarious hub. Later!


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AEvans 6 years ago from SomeWhere Out There Author

Kosmo: That is so funny!!!!! lolololo Thank you or reading and commenting on this hub, I had so much fun writing it many moons ago. :)


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pixi676 6 years ago

loved it! excellent! i only wish i could write as well as you and come up with great topics. this one was really good!


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AEvans 6 years ago from SomeWhere Out There Author

pixie676: You to are an excellent writer and I write about anything that comes to mind, keep up the great work! :)


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bobthym 5 years ago from Nashville, Tennessee

Great topic. I've been thinking about composing some humorous hubs. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.


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AEvans 5 years ago from SomeWhere Out There Author

bobthym: You can do it! Just believe in yourself. :)


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goego 5 years ago from Loserland

mine would read...LTE INS


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AEvans 5 years ago from SomeWhere Out There Author

goego: Nice one. Thanks for stopping by.:)


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DearBandit 4 years ago

Thanks for the laugh!


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AEvans 4 years ago from SomeWhere Out There Author

DearBandit: You are welcome. :)


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jpcmc 4 years ago from Quezon CIty, Phlippines

Personally I'd choose bend over rather than Ben Dover. It has more room for imagination. ;)

Nice collection!


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AEvans 4 years ago from SomeWhere Out There Author

jpcmc: lolo! That's funny! Thank you so much for commenting! :)

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