Crazy Charlie Sheen Quotes

Charlie Sheen

Well Charlie Sheen has certainly been in the news a lot lately.In fact lately any time that you turn on your computer or Television you're pretty likely to hear another Charlie Sheen story. Earlier in the week his publicist quit but that doesn't seem to have slowed Charlie down, if anything it seems to have energized him all the more.

Whether its for his custody battle over his twin sons with his ex Brooke Muller, his motel rampage a few months ago or some of his other crazy antics that have left many people wondering about his sanity. Charlie Sheen seems to be more popular than ever and his larger than life personality ensures that he's bound to stay in the spotlight, at least for the time being.

While it's pretty obvious that he does have some serious mental issues, at this point he does seem to be in the grip of some kind of maniac episode which seems to fit the bipolar diagnosis. I think that you will have to agree that Charlie Sheen is extremely clever if not brilliant when it comes to business and marketing himself. And although his behavior of late seems to be on a downward spiral. The fans it seems just can't get enough of the super wealthy Two and a Half Men star who brings in 1.2 million per episode of his wildly popular sitcom.

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Charlie Sheen Quotes

At times disturbing and hilarious Charlie Sheen's rants paint a picture of a very brilliant and disturbed individual. And although he does give the impression of someone on drugs you will find it interesting to note that he tested negative for drugs when the following statements were made. Profiled below you will find just a few of the many crazy statements that Charlie Sheen has recently made.


I. I'm tired of pretending that I'm not special

2. I'm not Bi-Polar, I'm bi-winning - I win here and I win there.

3. I am on a drug its called Charlie Sheen, Its not available, if you try it once you will die, your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

4. I have a 10,000 year old brain and the boogers of a 7 year old, that's how I describe myself.

5. I'm tired of pretending I'm not a total bitchin rock star from Mars, and people can't figure me out, they can't process me. I don't expect them to, you can't process me with a normal brain.


Do you think that Charlie Sheen is crazy?

  • Yes.
  • Not really, he's just enjoying life.
  • I think he's still doing drugs.
  • He's crazy like a fox!
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Pamela N Red 5 years ago from Oklahoma

I love Charlie Sheen. He's nuts in a sexy way.


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soaps 5 years ago

I was watch hes show on tv last night , he make sense in many ways Nuts ways


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lightning john 5 years ago from Florida

This guy is a total crackhead! There are thousands of people just like him down here in Florida. They stand on the side of the streets spouting off crazy ass remarks to the passer bys. He has that same look as they, dried out, tired, confused by their own insane thoughts rambling through their dehydrated brains. Lj


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ldnpt 5 years ago from London

"I am on a drug its called Charlie Sheen, Its not available, if you try it once you will die, your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body" absolutely love this one, so funny the guy is nuttier than a squirrel's s*@t


Jasmine 5 years ago

I Freakin Love Him Lol He Is Just Enjoying His Life The Way He Wants To. Go Mr Sheen :D x


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glassvisage 5 years ago from Northern California

Great idea for a Hub. Very interesting - I feel like this provides some insight into his persona!

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