Daily Weird #33 She kissed a snake and it bit her on the tata.. the snake died (update: or not)

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It was a great day for a shoot, and model Orit Fox was ready. Sure she had to wear a skimpy outfit and fondle a snake, but those tatas of hers weren’t made to be hidden under a turtleneck while she spent the day writing poetry.

The shoot was going well. There was lots of petting, and rubbing, and in general being all sexy like with a boa constrictor wrapped around her hips and waist and amble boobies.

Then came the kiss. You can’t have all that teasing and not kiss the snake. Where’s the fun in that? Orit Fox, loosened her grip and gave the snake a kiss. Actually, it was more like a lick, which, if you think about it, is a snake kiss.

Mr. Boa either got ticked off by her lack of oral hygiene, or got aroused and wanted a little more. Either way, the next thing Ms. Fox knew the snake went in for the kill and bit her left breast. Most people believe he was angry, I believe he was trying to get to second base.

As you can see in the video below, her assistant tried valiantly to pull the snake off of her boob. He’s speaking a foreign language, but I'm still farily certain he's got a lot of experience with animals. It's a little technical, but what he tells her sounds something like “Twist it off of your ti--y!”

It’s painful to watch, but you can't really look away. I know, I tried. Fourteen times.

Regardless of intent, both the snake and Ms. Fox ended up in the hospital. Ms. Fox was observed by male nursing students for several hours. They were lined up in the hall for a chance to suck out the venom. Doctors explained that the snake was not poisonous, therefore, only the doctor’s could suck out the venom. Finally, and most likely reluctantly, two-hundred of the male staff on duty told Ms. Fox that she and her perfect tatas could go home.

Mr. Boa, however, did not fare as well. Everyone was so busy staring at Ms. Fox’s extensive boobs, that they failed to notice the snake was in distress. Grave distress. Due to, I believe, a momentary indiscretion, trying to cop a feel landed him 6 feet under. Apparently silicon is poison to snakes. RIP Mr. Boa.

UPDATE: Don't always believe the first 5 sources you see. Apparently, and this makes more sense to me, the snake did not die. I, for one, am glad to hear this. I would hate to see a death sentence handed down just because he got a little frisky and bit a tata. 

In the words of my kid, "No snakes were harmed in the biting of this breast."

OUCH!

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WillStarr 5 years ago from Phoenix, Arizona

Thank you. As you know, I do like to keep a-breast of such things.

I'll bet that left a mark. Some of that silicone rubbing compound will probably remove it. I have some, so I'll give her a call.

It's just the neighborly thing to do.


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DIYweddingplanner 5 years ago from South Carolina, USA

OMG!! Hysterical, I am rolling on the floor with this one!


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CMerritt 5 years ago from Pendleton, Indiana

You just don't news like this on TV anymore....Journalism LIVES!!

Funny stuff...thanks for sharing!


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sueroy333 5 years ago from Indiana Author

Will- you're such a giving kind of guy. I have a tear in my eye I'm so moved by your generosity... :)


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sueroy333 5 years ago from Indiana Author

DIY- I had to double and tripple check this to make sure the snake did actually die. I just couldn't believe it! I really kind of think she had it coming, but I hated the little guy had to die for giving it to her... although, he probably died happy.


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sueroy333 5 years ago from Indiana Author

Cmerritt- thank you for noticing my journalistic abilities. In my heart of hearts I will always be a journalist; seeking out those stories that hide under cover of obscure blogs, making this world a better place by bringing them to light.

I just hope the FBI doesn't catch on... I could be in a heap of trouble. I'm willing to risk it. Someone must. It's worth it if I can change just ONE life.


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DIYweddingplanner 5 years ago from South Carolina, USA

Evidently, it was a manny snake and not a lady snake.


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poorconservative1 5 years ago

You have got to stop making me laugh this hard...It hurts, oh it hurts...I bet her tata hurts too.

Thanks for the laugh

Chuck


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Fiddleman 5 years ago from Zirconia, North Carolina

Now this is funny, I don't care who you are.


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Mentalist acer 5 years ago from A Voice in your Mind!

Who says animals are dumb,at least not as dund as the model:-)


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sueroy333 5 years ago from Indiana Author

DIY- LOL! or maybe a lady who be likin' other ladies snake....


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sueroy333 5 years ago from Indiana Author

poorconservative- it is my mission in life to make you pee your pants. You won't be the first.. How do you think Manwithnopants got his name? I'm trying for an even dozen of nopantspeople. If you could help out, that'd be great!

Thank you, as always, for dropping by and laughing..it makes me really happy..


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sueroy333 5 years ago from Indiana Author

Fiddleman- do you think the snake was thinking "get 'er done!"?


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sueroy333 5 years ago from Indiana Author

mentalist-I don't know, the snake had already felt her up, and couldn't tell a fake boob from a real one...


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DIYweddingplanner 5 years ago from South Carolina, USA

I keep thinking about that jump rope chant we used to do when I was a kid..."Cinderella, dressed in yellow, went upstairs to meet her fellow, made a mistake, kissed a snake, how many doctors did it take...one, two, three, four, five..." :)


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CathyandDaveAdopt 5 years ago from The Med City

Dave sez,

Is it just me that is thinking Austin Powers' Mike Meyers was the photographer on this shoot? "Eee-yeah, bay-bay! Yes! Yes! More! No - too much!"

Y'know, me and the missus like to visit the reptiles at the zoo. A little candle light and wine, a little copperhead...and then wah, wah, waaaah, as Chachi used to say!

I'm so glad my "doctor", Brian Williams said it was GOOD for my health to look at breasts...and he was even generously specific that they be womens' breasts of the female persuasion...


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sueroy333 5 years ago from Indiana Author

DIY- LOL! Yeah, I'll bet it took quite a few doctors for this "Cinderella".


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sueroy333 5 years ago from Indiana Author

Dave- That's too bad, because fellow hubber, Stan Fletcher has a whole series on Harry Manboobs, but that's not a female persuasion.. although he does wear pink Speedos.. do you think that would count?

At any rate, I'm glad I could be of help during this flu season. I know within minutes of writing this, my flu disappeared. That Brian Williams guy may be on to something!

PS. Just saying "Austin Powers" makes me laugh. Thank you for that!


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CathyandDaveAdopt 5 years ago from The Med City

sueroy

:)


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Pamela99 5 years ago from United States

This is just hysterical. That woman's elevator doesn't reach the top floor! I guess some snakes like giant tatas and don't mind silicon.


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sueroy333 5 years ago from Indiana Author

Pamela- The model does seem like a bright one, doesn't she!

I can't help but feel sorry for the snake, poor thing never knew what hit him! One minute he's biting a tata, the next he's drowning in silicon. Poor thing.


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nathandanials 5 years ago from Golden Valley, MN

that is so awesome. it really couldn't have happened to a more qualified.....ok that's mean


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Austinstar 5 years ago from Somewhere in the universe

Geez, Sueroy, what news source do you read every morning? I need to hop on that wagon to find these wonderful stories to report.

I've been spring cleaning and remodeling my home office, so I am at a dry spell for hubs. Help me out, eh?

At least, I haven't seen a single scorpion yet. But I know they're out there planning an ambush soon.


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ChrisLincoln 5 years ago from Orange (or Lemon...) County, California

Sue,

I'm with Austin on this one, where do you find this stuff?

No, don't tell me, I love reading them here...

So, totally changed my mind about getting manboob implants. There you are saving the world and you come across Snakeman...

It doesn't bear thinking about

Hey, Austin, after my housework with the help of a margarita or three, there are many other mundane events that could be improved...

Shopping

Buying clothes (including snakeproof bras)

Cooking

Cleaning out sharktanks

:)

C


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sueroy333 5 years ago from Indiana Author

nathan- you are mean... if by being mean you mean being honest! How scanky is that how you spell scanky?) was she? After being kissed by her, the poor snake was probably just trying to commit suicide in the fastest way possible!


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sueroy333 5 years ago from Indiana Author

Austin- I'll be nice here and throw you a link to some weird news I'm not going to write about, but I should warn you.. my hub has been up since yesterday, and while I've gotten tons of views, my hub score has dropped to 49. It could be risky.

This one seemed right up your alley...

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42092702/ns/us_news-we...

I won't ruin it and tell what it's about, but it's got "Austin" written all over it!


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lorlie6 5 years ago from Bishop, Ca

Every time I read one of your masterpieces, I think, 'Where on EARTH does she get this stuff?'

So, again, where...?

I am simply stunned that the lady is a poetry writer-perhaps she'll join us here on HP!


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sueroy333 5 years ago from Indiana Author

Chris-

I'm worried about you. Your comments are way too tame for this hub. I expected more. Is it that it's tough being on the "tea wagon"? Or is it that the video kind of said it all?

I wasn't going to do this one until I found out the snake died. Then I had to... low hub score be darnded!

I'm glad I could save you from your manboob implants, that's what friends are for. I was too late to save Stan's made-up-character ~sniff~


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Pixienot 5 years ago from Clarksville, Indiana

You do come up with some good ones, kiddo! This one is funny and sad. The video is funny, and the death of the snake is sad. What did it ever do to deserve to die? Oh yes, it bit a fake boob!

I love the comments as well as the hub.

Voted up and funny!


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Eiddwen 5 years ago from Wales

A great hub which has brought many a smile to our faces. Take care

Eiddwen.


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ChrisLincoln 5 years ago from Orange (or Lemon...) County, California

Sue,

Not firing on all cylinders today...

I knew there had to be more, like Eve's revenge, or was the snake called Bobby (Bobby the Boa Bites Bimbo Boobie) or (Bobbie bites the big one) or from the other point of view, quote "normally these shoots are just a pain in the asp..."

I'd kind of like to know what the snake was thinking, obviously fake...actually I feel for him, who knew the blonde bimbo's boobs would bite back?

I will nibble cautiously in the future...


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sueroy333 5 years ago from Indiana Author

Pixie- You're right, the punishment did not fit the crime. I'm beginning to wonder if this wasn't a female snake out to deflate this model.... hmmmm

Thanks for the vote!


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sueroy333 5 years ago from Indiana Author

Eiddwen- thanks for stopping by. I love it that this brought you all smiles. Smiles are great things. They can be thrown around freely, and never get bitten.

I hope you all have a great day too! Thanks!!


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sueroy333 5 years ago from Indiana Author

Chris- I give, I give! Much more like you. Are you having a day like my whole last 2 weeks? I hope not!

May your day be filled with pretty blue swirls and lots of awesome tea. You may also have biscuits, just remember your pledge not to nibble.

PS. awesome alliteration!


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ChrisLincoln 5 years ago from Orange (or Lemon...) County, California

Sue,

Nothing untoward, just got blood taken (routine) and have fang mark in arm to prove it...

Plus...

Slithery Sam Seriously Sidelined by Silicone Snack...

C :)


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sueroy333 5 years ago from Indiana Author

Chris.. ok, you're blood levels must be getting back up to normal, I'm laughing my head off. Seriously. It's really hadr to tyke whm u cannott see.

scancky slut suffers sucking snake...silicone slows serpent... and then KILLS HIM.

Yours was better, but I had to try. I think "scank" must be a word my husband made up because there's no right spelling according to spellcheck.


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ChrisLincoln 5 years ago from Orange (or Lemon...) County, California

Sue,

Oh no, it's a real word, I married one, remember?

"She" is a total goddess by comparison...

Sexy Slutty Skank Suckered by Sly Slytherin Succubus, Silly Snake, Sadly She's Subcutaneously Siliconed...

C :)


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sueroy333 5 years ago from Indiana Author

Chris- you and all yer college educashion... show off.

rofl. :)


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drbj 5 years ago from south Florida

Sue - Isn't anybody going to give even one thought to the poor hungry family of ole Snake Eyes who are patiently waiting at home for Daddy Snake to return with dinner. They were told that booby blood would be on the menu and now there is nothing left in the cupboard except week-old snake oil!


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sueroy333 5 years ago from Indiana Author

drbj- it is sad indeed. I was remiss not to mourn for the family missing out on booby blood.. and, of course, daddy boa. Thank you for rectifying this oversight. :)


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Austinstar 5 years ago from Somewhere in the universe

Snakes Alive! Not! After Biting Boobs.

Oh, hahahahhahahaha with the vampire stuff! I would stab him too if he refused to let me get some blood. I needs my blood for sure!

Well, I do give it back to little old ladies and trauma patients. They need it more than I do.

However, Chris, I will send you some if you want to switch to bloody Marys! Mwaaahaaahaaa...


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mythbuster 5 years ago from Utopia, Oz, You Decide

Holy Boob Assault, Batman! Wow... so her are a lethal weapon for slithering things. Definitely weird! Glad this isn't happening on a "Daily" basis tho'. Thx for the share!


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sueroy333 5 years ago from Indiana Author

austin- I think this means you liked my link? Wasn't that hilarious! Let me know if you write a hub on it!

OH, and don't wait for Chris to ask, just send him the Bloody Marys.. I want to see if the effects are the same as the margaritas. It's a science experiment for our homeschool....


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sueroy333 5 years ago from Indiana Author

Mythbuster- first and foremost I must thank you for the Batman reference. I've been needing a "Holy.... Batman" pick-me-up for a while now! LOL!!

Second, and foreleast, I agree. Weird stuff. I keep watching the video hoping it will turn out better.. but it never does.


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Austinstar 5 years ago from Somewhere in the universe

Yes, I loved your link, been back a few times. I'm finishing the carpeting in the office tomorrow and hopefully, I'll be back to writing real soon.

I have written one vampire store, actually titled "The Vampire", but it wasn't a funny one. I'll have to work on doing one. Oh, wait! I do have a funny one! It's about a guy who got his nose bitten nearly off by a girl in a bar. It's hysterical. I'll get on it.

P.S. Bloody Marys for both you and Chris coming up!


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Gypsy Willow 5 years ago from Lake Tahoe Nevada USA , Wales UK and Taupo New Zealand

So funny! You can't make this stuff up!


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sueroy333 5 years ago from Indiana Author

Austin- I hope you use that link to write a funny... it's too good not to use!

I've got to get my butt in gear as well, my Daily Weirds are becoming more like Weekly Weirds...ugh!

I read one yesterday where the girl bit something almost completely off... but it was a little lower, and there was more than one. I won't go there, I'm more a potty-humor kind of gal.... but still.. ouch!!

Thank you for the Bloody Mary. I'm sure you make the best EVER!


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sueroy333 5 years ago from Indiana Author

GypsyWillow- This IS funny. I do need to correct you though, I could to make this up. If I tried really, really, reaaaaally hard, I could come up with something this funny out of my great imagination. Watch:

The other day a .... um..... well, there was this spider, and it.... um, uhhh, OK, so there was a car, made out of cheese and .....

OK, you're right. I can't make this kind of stuff up!!! :)

Thanks for dropping by!!


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arb 5 years ago from oregon

I'm starting to worry about you. Where are you getting this stuff? Hallarious! Thanks for the laugh! sitting on the buttons


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sueroy333 5 years ago from Indiana Author

arb- Thanks for stopping by, I'm glad you liked it.

I get this from all over the internet. I used to work in a library and researching kind of comes naturally. I have pages that give me leads to check out, and sometimes I just stumble upon the madness. There are a lot of crazy people out there!

Thanks for sitting on the buttons! I'll bet that was way more fun than clicking. I must try that sometime!


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mysterylady 89 5 years ago from Florida

This was delightfully funny. I can't help but wonder if any human males have ever suffered from silicon poisoning!

I couldn't watch the video. FlashPlayer has mysteriously stopped working.


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sueroy333 5 years ago from Indiana Author

mysterylady- very good question. Probably they have not, but I'll bet some got pretty sick making my point that nothing beats the real thing, baby!

I hope your flashplayer gets better soon. It's worth the watch!

Thanks for dropping by!! :)


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ChrisLincoln 5 years ago from Orange (or Lemon...) County, California

Sue,

You boobed...

ha ha

clicked it twice

Lack of fangs makes it safe for guys.

Just for safety's sake though, I'm glad I have never been involved in such a thing, no sir, wouldn't be proper, what!


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sueroy333 5 years ago from Indiana Author

Chris- thanks for the heads up on the boobing! Boob is deleted FOREVER. It sounds so final, even though I knew it was the right thing to do, I still hesitated!

Great english accent.. what!


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ChrisLincoln 5 years ago from Orange (or Lemon...) County, California

Sue,

But, by removing the boob, the last two comments make no sense at all...oh wait, it's just us, making no sense is what we do...

Very well, I might add

We could "idiot' for our respective countries at Olympic level!

C


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sueroy333 5 years ago from Indiana Author

Chris... I'll start working on "idioting" myself up and see if I can't earn the right to represent my country of Indiana. You can represent your country... Lemon County. I think there aren't too many countries entering the idiot olympics, so our respective countries have a chance.


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Austinstar 5 years ago from Somewhere in the universe

Sorry, Texas holds the world belt on "idioting". G.W. Bush wears it daily.

But good luck with that, ya'll


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sueroy333 5 years ago from Indiana Author

Austin- there are a lot of people we hadn't considered having to out stupid. Joe Biden will also be a tough one. Then, of course, there's the guy who made a web site for people to watch cheese mold. Actually, not him, he was a genius.... over a million hits, but maybe all the people who tuned in....


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Austinstar 5 years ago from Somewhere in the universe

You know, at one point I thought of putting a live cam in a casket. Was going to call it the "Live Death Cam". Maybe we should do that. Weird how people are fascinated with these things.


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sueroy333 5 years ago from Indiana Author

Austin- I'm thinking I should be horrified by that... but I'm SO NOT! That's hilarious!

You could see what people said, and maybe if they stole anything!

I'm all for it. I love the name, too.

You're quite the entrepreneur. Naked car washes and live death cams... Stan Fletcher has NOTHING on you!!!


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Austinstar 5 years ago from Somewhere in the universe

If Stan had something on me, Bob would be sooo jealous! ROFL


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sueroy333 5 years ago from Indiana Author

Rofl...good one, Austin!

I did NOT see that coming. I so should have. I'm either slipping, or I need a nap. Maybe both.


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sueroy333 5 years ago from Indiana Author

Lorilie- I noticed an odd number of comments and wondered, "Who did I forget". Guess what... You're the winner!!!!

It was a great comment too! Thank you so much!!

I think skanky snake girl would be a big hit on the hubpages...at least with the male population. I think they would want more pictures, though, and a little less poetry.


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Austinstar 5 years ago from Somewhere in the universe

SueRoy, I heard on TV today the the snake did NOT actually die! That was just a rumor. It lives to bite again. Apparently, snakes do not suck when they bite, they inject venom, but don't suck! Therefore, the snake did not die of silicone poisoning. Poor snake, he didn't even get to eat. That sucks...


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sueroy333 5 years ago from Indiana Author

Austin- I didn't see how the snake could have died either, but I checked 5 or 6 reputable sources. This just goes to show that you can't believe everything you read. GASP!

Proving that I am a thoroughly non-biased journalist, I checked this morning and found sources recanting and saying "oops" all over the place!

I have updated the article accordingly! Thank you for the heads up!!!

When I told Chelsea she said, "You should write: No snakes were harmed in the biting of this breast."

Homeschooling at its finest... :)


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Austinstar 5 years ago from Somewhere in the universe

Chelsea is just as much as a card as you are! LOL


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sueroy333 5 years ago from Indiana Author

Austin- I told her you said so... she wants to know which card. She said it matters.


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Austinstar 5 years ago from Somewhere in the universe

I'm getting.... wait for it.... it's coming to me... the five of hearts!


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sueroy333 5 years ago from Indiana Author

Austin- you're a terrible psychic! Chelsea said it's a joker.


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Austinstar 5 years ago from Somewhere in the universe

I was close!


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sueroy333 5 years ago from Indiana Author

Austinstar- close, but no cigar. :)


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Austinstar 5 years ago from Somewhere in the universe

hahaha, I quit smoking cigars years ago! Apparently, it has clouded my psychic abilities. Or maybe menopause did it.


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sueroy333 5 years ago from Indiana Author

Austin- you are a complete nut. I happen to like nuts, though, so it's all good. :)


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

I got tears again! I mean you didn't waste a sentence! I was roflmao! I never saw that but guess what? I asked Dave if he had and he said no but the little girls said they DID! On = 3! Sydney just told me it was a little inappropriate! I swear - that girl is hilarious. What are they thinking I can't handle the video ? Wow!

Up and outta site!


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sueroy333 5 years ago from Indiana Author

RealHo- Thanks. I'm glad I didn't know the snake hadn't really died, that was the whole reason I couldn't pass this one up.

I love it that your 11 year-old understands what is "inappropriate". She's totally right. :)


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

Having an 11 year age gap between Thing 1 and Thing 2 definitely opened them up to seeing some inappropriate things! Poor #1 had to practically hide in her bedroom to watch an R rated movie even when she was 17, 18! Having her friends over - they would teach the virls inappropriate "words" because they found it amusing, etc. Sheesh, we have had lots of conversations about appropriate stuff:)!

My girls are a little advanced and they are really smart. Syd reads a lot! She is reading, "Abducted!" right now. It is a kids book but, wow? Heavy stuff - she chose it from the school library.


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sueroy333 5 years ago from Indiana Author

Realho-Wow, it sounds like your family is anything but boring!!! :O)


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

I can honestly say my days are filled with surprises. I usually have a house full of children and I have 14 animals! Isn't that nuts?

Sometimes when I'm taking a break and reading a hub I will laugh - then the two parrots will mock me. All three of us will be laughing about your hubs:)


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Austinstar 5 years ago from Somewhere in the universe

You live in a Zoo? Do you have a leopard too? Hahahaha, you are too much.


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

Yes! I love it! Dave doesn't complain because there isn't much evidence of them, he says if I stop cleaning up after them I have to get rid of them. Also he thinks I should charge admission at the door!

I love my dogs and the birds best. The birds talk to me - they tell me how much they love me all day! I am currently teaching them how we take roll, when I call out their names the birds have to say "here!" and the dogs must bark. The African Grey now barks just like the damned dog - I can't even tell which one is really the dog:) lol!


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Austinstar 5 years ago from Somewhere in the universe

I've always wanted an African Grey. I've heard they make great pets.

Ever considered getting a monkey? Oh, that's right, you have four already! LOL


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

Haha! African Greys are the best! I swear, Pedro is a sweet treat! He chats with me over coffee, often calls me by yelling, "hey buddy!". He is still young so he learning to talk well. The other day he said with enthusiasm, "What's up?". Lol! He imitates souds so well you just don't know if it is him or not. He's got the microwave down pat! 4 beeps with a short pause:)

I really wish I could get a monkey, but I'm afraid it would throw poo at me all day!


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sueroy333 5 years ago from Indiana Author

OMG, you guys are killing me. Real ho, how in the heck with two "L"s do you make it so there is no evidence of the 14 animals? Do you give them valium every day?

My hat's off to you, my friend. We have 3 animals and very little evidence of the humans.


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Austinstar 5 years ago from Somewhere in the universe

13 of them must be cats. You think?


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sueroy333 5 years ago from Indiana Author

Austin- Oh, definitely. I should have thought of that. Cats are great about leaving no evidence at all that they live in a place.... the fourteenth animal is probably an ant farm.


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

Lol you two! Ok - for the record. I have 3 dogs, one is temporary, but all three weigh under 10 ils - Gizmo - a malti poo, Peanut - the mini dashound, and Missy the Pomeranian, 1 cat - Mia, 5 parakeets, (Sampson & Delilah, Baby, Rico Suave, and Layla) 2 cockatiels (Snickers & Cheeto) and 1 hampster - Milo. I have hard wood floors so I just vacuum or swifter each day. I must say leather furniture can't be beat!

Soooo....it's a barrel of fun around here! Anyone need a new pet?


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Austinstar 5 years ago from Somewhere in the universe

Well, I do love their names! How do you keep Mia from eating Snickers and Cheeto? And a parakeet named Layla. The world's number one rock song written just for me! I love dogs too. I have 3 and 2 cats. Animals are cool.


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

It is weird Austinstar - Mia doesn't pay any attention to the birds at all! Peanut is very afraid of the birds. Cooky dog will run from them! One of the birds has used him like a wagon train riding around the house on her back! Pedro barks exactly like the dogs - she also tells them to Shut up! When they bark.

Mia kinda is the leader of the pack! I think the other animals know how many kills she has left on the porch so they fear her! She is a very good hunter, unfortunately for me.

Layla is names after the Eric Clapton song - I love it so much! Ha!

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