Daily Weird #41 More Poo For You
A home is not a home unless it's filled with poop!
If you can’t seem to get enough “poo” in your life, no matter how hard you strain… this weird is for you!
Poo is the new fad. Everywhere I turn people are selling their poop. If you’re not sure what to get your sweetheart, wife, best friend or most ferocious enemy… poo is something you may want to consider.
There is a website (all links at the bottom of the page) that will help you with finding just the right gift for the person who has everything.
You can choose from Cow Dung, Elephant Crap, or for those hard core poo lovers, grab some Gorilla Poop. With your gift of poo, you receive a free card. On one side it says, “You’ve been pooped on, do you want to know by whom?”
The other side says, “We’ll never tell.”
That’s right, these people protect your anonymity. They are ethical poop senders, they never, ever, poop and tell.
If that seems a bit much, you can go to a different web site and buy fake poop to send your loved ones, or middle school principal. (I personally believe if you’re going to buy a gift it shouldn’t be a cheap knockoff of the real thing- but fake stuff can be cool too. )
THere is a “greeting cards” section where you can upload photos you have of poop (who doesn’t have those? ) and make your very own “Poop Greeting Card”.
This is a great gift idea for sick relatives who are feeling like crap. I’ve heard these cards are an awesome aid to those needing to regain their health. I haven’t been able to find a perfume that captures the “poo smell” yet, but I’m told dipping the card into a cat’s litter box is a real winner. I highly recommend putting in the extra effort.
Still not for you? That’s ok, there’s more than enough crap to go around. There is a webpage for poop connoisseurs of all ages.
It’s a newsletter that keeps you up to date on the latest poop stories. If you really, really, really love to immerse yourself in doo-doo, this is a place you will find yourself wallowing about for hours at a time!
Just to give you an idea, here are a few of their main stories:
Stories About Poop ,
Fun with Feces
and Poop at the Office.
I really can’t make this stuff up, but apparently other people can… and do. I believe Fun with Feces is a 1,000 word essay on how to properly play with your excrement. This is important stuff for the turd-minded individual.
If you should decide to send me some poop, please make sure to send it to my P.O. box. I’ve heard the smell wafts around the package, and I’d love for the people at the post office to have the opportunity to enjoy my crap.
For all of your excrement needs....
- poopsenders - the ULTIMATE gag gift - SWEET revenge at its finest
Anonymously send a package of poop to your friends or enemies. The ultimate gag gift. Sweet revenge at its finest.
- SmellyPoop.com - Send a Free Greeting Card, Buy Some Crap, Send Your Friends Poop, PiSSed.
Welcome to SmellyPoop.com, Send Smelly Poop to your enemies or mean friends! Choose from Dog Poop, Horse Poop, or Human Poop. Also send FREE Poop greeting cards!!! Affiliates welcome.
- The Intellectual Appreciation of Poop Humor | PoopReport.com
Poop humor: an intellectual appreciation.
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