Drawn to Her~The Sexiest Cartoon Women of All Time
Hey, in an animated world, you've really got to stand out to draw attention to yourself. So, let's hear it for the lovely ladies of the 'tooniverse as we take a gander at the most tantalizing two-dimensionals ever.
"Boop-oop-a-doop. Boop!" She says it coyly, placing emphasis on the second boop. Miss Boop has been charming gents for generations with her coquettish-ness and those big, black eyelashes.
She always plays innocent, never failing to act surprised when a gust of wind or mischievous puppy forces her teeny dress to ascend dangerously up her thigh. If we wanted to be angry with her about this obvious exploitation of her feminine wiles, one look in to her saucer-sized doe eyes will quell any quarrel we may have otherwise started.
Betty is a timeless beauty. She is classy - never revealing it all, leaving us wanting and wondering. She shows off her assets while maintaining her mystique. She's sexy but sweet; a top-notch temptress.
Get Your Boop On
Lara is what is sometimes referred to as a badass. She is not only ridiculously hot, but she is also stronger, faster, and cooler than most people on earth.
Lara has weapons strapped to her taut thighs and is not afraid to use them (neither the weapons nor the thighs). She repels down deep caverns and climbs jagged peaks. She can masterfully operate any vehicle while shooting at multiple pursuers - with deadly accuracy. She knows how to cure a deadly fever, decipher an ancient codex, and is fatal when it comes to hand-to-hand combat.
Lara doesn't give a you-know-what if anyone likes her and that just makes her all the more hot! She is so super-smokin', in fact, that nobody but Angelina Jolie could portray her on the big screen. Yeah, exactly.
Fresh, hot Croft
This sultry redhead is a shoo-in for this list. The buxom babe is a stand-out among her more demure Disney colleagues. No Sleeping Beauty or Snow White, Jessica positively oozes sex and knows it.
She is the embodiment of all that men love about a woman, at least in the physical sense. Her throaty, lounge-singer's voice is an extension of her deliciousness - a siren song drawing poor helpless males like moths to a floodlight.
While married to the hapless Roger, Jessica never misses an opportunity to inspire lust in other men. She enjoys every last bit of the jealousy, tension, and anxiety she evokes from the male species. Jessica is a man-eater, without a doubt. Be careful playing patty-cake with this little tart.
Holly may not be as well-known as some of the previously mentioned vixens, but she is no less qualified to be in this hot-toon collection. If you saw the early nineties flick Cool World, then you know just what I mean.
Blonde, pouty-lipped, and ample-bosomed Holly wishes she were a real girl. If she were, then she could seduce and bed lucky flesh-and-blood men to her heart's content. Don't you want to help her? After all, she looks just like Kim Basinger..
Holly gives Mrs. Rabbit a run for her money as she is able to render men powerless as well as brainless with a mere sashay of the hips. She cares not for these poor fools, and only uses them for her own personal gain. A real opportoonist, she likes to keep a few men strung along her line at all times.
Ever the tease, Holly would...if she could.
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