Ernie Versus Bert

Ernie: Say Bert, my good ole buddy Bert. Have you heard about some of the hub bub about us out on the Internet?

Bert:

Ernie: Yeah, Bert. They are saying stuff about us. And there is some question as to which one of us would win in a fight, Bert. Did you know that?

Bert:

Ernie:  That's crazy talk, isn't it, Bert?  You and I in a fight?  And who would win?  Why would anyone even consider such a thing?  You don't wish me harm do you, Bert?

Bert:

Ernie: Doesn't seem like much of a contest. I'm friendly and you have anger management issues. Well, lets leave it up to the readers. I've taken boxing y'know...

 

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pacoweaz 7 years ago

Bert's all talk. Ernie would pound him.


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JBeadle 7 years ago from Midwest Author

C'mon. Bert is a psycho and with all the crap Ernie has pulled on Bert over the years... once Bert started hitting Ernie it would take Big Bird and The Cookie Monster to pull Bert off of Ernie.


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pacoweaz 7 years ago

Are you kidding? It's Bert that has always held Ernie back. Bert's reign of terror is going to end some day. And the sweet, innocent Ernie is going to go ape shit. Pinheaded, skinny-shit Bert may get in a few shots. But Ernie is a friggin' A-Bomb waiting to go off.


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JBeadle 7 years ago from Midwest Author

You seem to have put quite a bit of thought into this.


cosette 6 years ago

omg haha!! :D this is the funniest hub i have ever read. hee hee.


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JBeadle 6 years ago from Midwest Author

Glad you enjoyed it cosette... I always like to make someone smile.

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