Ernie Versus Bert
Ernie: Say Bert, my good ole buddy Bert. Have you heard about some of the hub bub about us out on the Internet?
Ernie: Yeah, Bert. They are saying stuff about us. And there is some question as to which one of us would win in a fight, Bert. Did you know that?
Ernie: That's crazy talk, isn't it, Bert? You and I in a fight? And who would win? Why would anyone even consider such a thing? You don't wish me harm do you, Bert?
Ernie: Doesn't seem like much of a contest. I'm friendly and you have anger management issues. Well, lets leave it up to the readers. I've taken boxing y'know...
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