Funny Answer Machine Messages for your phone
If you are the type of a person who loves having witty answer phone messages, then this article is for you. There is a selection of messages below. Take your pick.
"Hi. This is (your name).
If you are the phone company, I already sent the money.
If you are my parents, please send money.
If you are my Bank, you didn't lend me enough money.
If you are my friends, you owe me money.
If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money."
"Hello, this is (your name) We're in the middle of a family fight right now. Leave your name and number at the beep and whoever wins will call you right back."
"Hello, you have reached the automated answering service for (your name), your message will be answered to in the order in which it was received, your message is number 8,343, please hold, your message is important to me."
"Me no here. Me go bye. Leave me message. Me reply."
(for guys) "The President is not in his office at this time. Please leave your name, phone number, the name of the country you wish to invade, and the secret password."
"Sorry, (your name) is not here right now. Please leave your name and number after the tone. If you are calling regarding an outstanding debt, please leave your message BEFORE the tone."
The Ultimate Message
My favourite funny Answer Machine message is by Liam Neeson. if you have watched the movie “Taken” you will understand.
I was watching the Graham Norton show a while ago and he was a guest. A fan requested he leave an answer phone message on her mobile phone. It was brilliant to listen to. You can listen to it below. He records it 2 minutes into the video – you have to listen to it. See video above - Awesome!!
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