Funny Asian Inventions

Welcome to May's favorite Asian Invention found on asianjoke.com

I can't believe this site is still up and running!? Haven't seen it since my high school year...which is almost 7 years ago. (cough) And no I did not invent any of these products! If I did, I would either make millions in Japan, or get a million viewers to see these funny products used the way it was made for?

Out of curiosity, Which product would you consider purchasing?

For $5.99, get your order of the Mac baby vaule meal! (I assume this invention was intended to keep the baby in one place???)
For $5.99, get your order of the Mac baby vaule meal! (I assume this invention was intended to keep the baby in one place???)
Check it out ladies, no more breast feeding! (Gives our boobies a break ;)
Check it out ladies, no more breast feeding! (Gives our boobies a break ;)
Put your baby to work! ( Leaves you with a shiny-ass floor)
Put your baby to work! ( Leaves you with a shiny-ass floor)
Hits the eye, all the time!
Hits the eye, all the time!
100% Waterproof
100% Waterproof
Damn! Why the hell didn't I think of that?!
Damn! Why the hell didn't I think of that?!
For severe running nose, use the new revolutionary wipe'em boogers helmet! Comes in pink too?!
For severe running nose, use the new revolutionary wipe'em boogers helmet! Comes in pink too?!
Like to sleep vertically for awhile?
Like to sleep vertically for awhile?
The Sleep helmet    Ssssh...she's sleeping
The Sleep helmet Ssssh...she's sleeping
Snuggle with your own man for starters...
Snuggle with your own man for starters...
Need a sexy lap to lean on?
Need a sexy lap to lean on?
It's winnie the Pooh! Oh my!?
It's winnie the Pooh! Oh my!?
Japanese Horney Remover...does it work?
Japanese Horney Remover...does it work?
The pictures are printed on the skirt itself. O_O
The pictures are printed on the skirt itself. O_O

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k@ri 7 years ago from Sunny Southern California

Hilarious stuff! If the kids were still little, I would have to get the baby mop. They should learn to help out from an early age! Since they are too big, it would have to be the booger helmet. I bet if I wore that to work next time I had a cold, they would send me home!:D


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mayhmong 7 years ago from North Carolina Author

That mop outfit should do you good if you have a pet turtle that'll fit in. ;)


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Mr Nice 7 years ago from North America

Hi mayhmong!

Very interesting inventions, very funny too. Thanx for sharing


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sheenarobins 7 years ago from Cebu, Philippines

hahha. I like them all. they made me laugh. :)


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mayhmong 7 years ago from North Carolina Author

Yo Sheena!

Which one do you plan to get for your boss? ;D


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sheenarobins 7 years ago from Cebu, Philippines

For the lady boss, she is the essence of sophistication inclusive of good breeding and rich girl...I think she will hate the skirt and laugh at the same time. For the guy boss, because I hate him so and he has the aura of a macho man, I'd love to give him the two feeding tities! hahahaha. i can almost imagine the horror look in his face. Serves him right!

The Grudge? LOL


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Jerilee Wei 7 years ago from United States

I wish I had seen this hub a few months ago before my granddaughter in Hong Kong started walking. It would have been funny to send my son the mop outfit. Great hub!


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mayhmong 7 years ago from North Carolina Author

Sheenarobins, I think its safe to send this as an e-mail to your boss under a different name.

Jerilee Wei, it's not to late to have another baby is it?!


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BkCreative 7 years ago from Brooklyn, New York City

I just love all this stuff! What fun gifts they would make.

Thanks a lot!


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mayhmong 7 years ago from North Carolina Author

Great for April Fools Day!


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Dao Hoa 6 years ago

Funny inventions! They gave some good laughs.


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PaperNotes 6 years ago

hahaha, OMG these are hilarious! Thanks for sharing, you surely brightened up my day with these inventions.


haley 5 years ago

lol i love china now:)

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