Funny Baby Quotes and Sayings :: Funny Quotes And Sayings About Babies

Funny Baby Quotes and Sayings :: Funny Quotes And Sayings About Baby

There are lots of funny quotes and sayings about babies, parenthood -- joys of having babies and hilarious descriptions of having babies. People make fun of their experiences -- the joys of taking care of their babies and the wonder it brings in their lives. People also like to make jokes, sayings and quotes about babies because in some way it is their outlet when they are tired, sometimes they just want to make fun of it all.

In these world of ours where we become busy providing for our families, we forget to have fun and enjoy moments with our babies. Babies make our world better by their smiles so at the end of the day even if we are tired, their smiles can bring us so much joy. Babies are always considered gifts in so many ways. We either laugh and have fun while they are still babies, and once they are grown ups, they too will have babies and will share their own "quotes and funny sayings" experiences about being a parent.

Gathering the funny quotes and sayings about babies is my way of making many parents appreciate more and laugh at the experiences they have while taking care of their babies. Truly, being a parent is the most rewarding "profession" of the world. So, come and lets enjoy these funny quotes and sayings about babies. We all gotta have a laugh sometimes.

Inspirational Yet Funny Baby Quotes and Sayings

  • "A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be." By Unknown
  • "A new baby is like the beginning of all things-wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities" By Eda Le Shan
  • "When your baby's "beautiful and perfect, never cries or fusses, sleeps on schedule and burps on demand, an angel all the time," you're the grandma." By Theresa Bloomingdale
  • "A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for." By Unknown
  • "Parenthood is the state of being better chaperoned than you were before marriage." By Marcelene Cox

Funny Quotes About Babies

  • “Diaper backward spells repaid. Think about it.”
    By Marshall McLuhan
  • "Before I got married, I had six theories about bringing up children. Now, I have six children and no theories." By John Wilmot
  • "A baby is an angel whose wings decrease while his legs increase.By Unknown Author
  • And this one is nice because I like to sing --- “The worst feature of a new baby is its mother’s singing.By Kin Hubbar
  • "Do you know that babies are such a nice way to start people” By Don Herold

Funny Quotes And Sayings About Babies -- the following quotes are mine

  • "Babies are all the same, they are all beautiful in their parents eye"
  • "If all people are like the minds of babies, then this world will be just smiling and laughing and at the same time"
  • "Having babies is the most wonderful feeling in the world, and the experience could last a lifetime"
  • "Being a parent doesn't stop when your children are already 18, it actually is just beginning -- then you become a grandparent"
  • "When you take care of babies, time doesn't exist at all, and you don't have notion of mornings and nighttime"
  • "When you have babies your wallet in fact thickens because you remains to be young and healthy -- you visit the doctor less and you want to remain healthy to catch up with your babies when they run."
  • "The house maybe in shambles when you have babies, but definitely it will be full of laughters"

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And my favorite quote about babies is this one by Vincent Van Gogh "If one feels the need of something grand, something infinite, something that makes one feel aware of God, one need not go far to find it. I think that I see something deeper, more infinite, more eternal than the ocean in the expression of the eyes of a little baby when it wakes in the morning and coos or laughs because it sees the sun shining on its cradle."


Summary/Conclusion

Having babies is one of the most fulfilling feelings we can ever experience. Even when we are tired or life is not good for some reason, they give us some sense and we are happier than ever before. These collections of sayings and funny quotes about babies is one proof that even though taking care of babies is a huge task, we make them easier. People make fun of their experiences taking care of babies through these quotes and funny sayings about them. Quotes and funny sayings about babies are divided into three parts : (a.) happiness and joy of having babies -- inspirational, (b.) getting the most fun about having babies and (c.) what babies can do to our lives in some funny ways.

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sord87 6 years ago

I come across a few quotes saying but this one is very much different,never thought there were a baby quotes too!


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prettydarkhorse 6 years ago from US Author

hi sord, they are unique indeed, source if inspirations, laughters and humor, Thanks, Maita


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marcsism 6 years ago from Philippines

ahh to be young and innocent again.. nice hub pdh


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prettydarkhorse 6 years ago from US Author

Hi Marc, thanks a lot, you're right, Maita


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Astra Nomik 6 years ago from Edge of Reality and Known Space

This is a great hub, Maita. You have some lovely quotes here. You are a great Mom, it kind of shows in your writing. :) "Babies are such a nice way to start people..." That is just magic. Have to rate this up, Maita. Wonderful hub, as always. You put a lot of effort into Hub writing. :)


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prettydarkhorse 6 years ago from US Author

Hey Astra, thanks you made me cover myself in blanket now, because of your compliments, Maita


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Paradise7 6 years ago from Upstate New York

This was good, I enjoyed it so much. Thank you. We all love babies.


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prettydarkhorse 6 years ago from US Author

hey paradise7, thanks a lot, Maita


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viking305 6 years ago from Ireland

Van Gogh's quote was really very good. And the videos were marvellous, it is lovey to here children laugh


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prettydarkhorse 6 years ago from US Author

thanks a lot viking, I love Van Goghs quote as well, Maita


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drbj 6 years ago from south Florida

Thank you, Maita, for the funny quotes about babies. Here's one of my favorites: "People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one." ~Leo J. Burke

Truer words were never spoken! :)


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zzron 6 years ago from Houston, TX.

Very funny, awesome hub :)


Roger 6 years ago

Great videos and jokes.


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Hello, hello, 6 years ago from London, UK

I thoroughly enjoyed your hub - quotes and videos - Thank you. I love them.


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humagaia 6 years ago from United Kingdom

I'm glad you added the proviso 'about' in your title. I thought I was about to read a review of "Who's Talking Now? III".


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prettydarkhorse 6 years ago from US Author

Hi drbj, that's a good one form Leo Burke and that is so true, thanks my dear, Maita


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prettydarkhorse 6 years ago from US Author

Hi humagaia, thanks for the advise, yes, Maita


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prettydarkhorse 6 years ago from US Author

Thanks hello, Maita


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prettydarkhorse 6 years ago from US Author

Hi zzron, thanks a lot, Maita


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Micky Dee 6 years ago

Beautifully funny stuff. I had to hit every button. It's very "useful"- as well as funny, beautiful, and awesome!


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prettydarkhorse 6 years ago from US Author

Thanks Mick, Maita


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Jane@CM 6 years ago

Cute quotes! Love the video. j.


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Wendy Krick 6 years ago from Maryland

I loved it. Thanks for sharing.


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Nellieanna 6 years ago from TEXAS

•"When your baby's "beautiful and perfect, never cries or fusses, sleeps on schedule and burps on demand, an angel all the time," you're the grandma." By Theresa Bloomingdale

Oh,YES!! Hehe!!

Delightful subject and lovely hub, Maita!


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kaltopsyd 6 years ago from Trinidad originally, but now in the USA

What a great collection of quotes! Very, very nice! Thanks!


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prettydarkhorse 6 years ago from US Author

Thanks Jane, Maita


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prettydarkhorse 6 years ago from US Author

Wendy, I am glad you like this one, Maita


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prettydarkhorse 6 years ago from US Author

Hey I like the one you choose Mam Nelieanna, thanks and take care, Maita


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Dave Mathews 6 years ago from NORTH YORK,ONTARIO,CANADA

Ate' Maita: There used to be a TV program hosted by Art Linkletter called "Children say the darndest things. When I watched the program, I was in stitches from laughing so hard it was so funny.

KUYA Dave.


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LeanMan 6 years ago from At the Gemba

I love the quote about a father carrying a picture where his money used to be.. so true.


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myownworld 6 years ago from uk

Adorable is the word for this hub.. and I can feel your love for children through it. Becoming a parent is not easy, but I swear nothing teaches you to value life as much as having a child all your own. I think this quote really summed it up for me: "A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for." Van gogh's words were beautiful too, as were all yours. Thank you for making me smile pretty Maita, always your friend x


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PaperNotes 6 years ago

Awesome! For me all babies are adorable and lovable beings and they all deserve to be loved and cared for.


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prettydarkhorse 6 years ago from US Author

Hi MOW, you're one of the most wonderful gifts to children through your words and writings, Thanks a lot my dear, I appreciate your words and we both like Van Gogh, Miata


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prettydarkhorse 6 years ago from US Author

I love that show too Kuya Dave, it is also shown here in the US, Maita


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prettydarkhorse 6 years ago from US Author

Right on lovenotes, Maita


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prettydarkhorse 6 years ago from US Author

Same for mommy Tony hehe, Maita


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Smart Rookie 6 years ago

Van Gogh's quote expresses exactly how I feel. I never heard that baby quote; thanks for sharing it. Babies remind us of the miracle of life and the human experience.


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sunforged 6 years ago from Sunforged.com

I am quite fond of the Van Gogh quote, and surprised, he never struck me as positive fella!!

Your own quotes are "quotable" also, great collection!


Mexicali 6 years ago

prettydarkhorse nice quotes and good post. :)


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KoffeeKlatch Gals 6 years ago from Sunny Florida

I love your quotes. My favorite one - "Before I got married I had six theories about brining up children. Now I have six children and no theories."

It's funny how that happens.


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sudeep13582 5 years ago from Howrah

cute and funny collection... I really loved the quotes about Diaper ~ Repaid.. its awesome

here is a hub about life quotes by me... http://hubpages.com/literature/Short-Cute-Life-Quo...

have some time to check it out.


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LULU SUE1987 5 years ago

So cute and entertaining.


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prettydarkhorse 5 years ago from US Author

Thanks LuLu Sue for liking the baby quotes!


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htodd 5 years ago from United States

Great post..Thanks


angel anne 4 years ago

babies are blessings...

love them as you love yourself???

love one another for us to have PEACE?


icountthetimes 4 years ago

The quotes mixed in with the videos is such a great idea :). Great hub.

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