Funny Pictures: Absurd Signs 3

Part three in our ongoing series of life's absurd little signs... of dementia.

I simply must get the name of their marketing agency.  You should see the sign they did for the town butcher.
I simply must get the name of their marketing agency. You should see the sign they did for the town butcher.
Eh, six of one, half-dozen of the other I guess.
Eh, six of one, half-dozen of the other I guess.
Enough of this sort of thing can create a rift in the spacetime continuum.
Enough of this sort of thing can create a rift in the spacetime continuum.
Paul Bunyan's summer retreat.
Paul Bunyan's summer retreat.
Too bad they had to explain it to people.  It's pathetic how little most Americans know about history these days.
Too bad they had to explain it to people. It's pathetic how little most Americans know about history these days.
"It's a bird!"  "It's a plane!"  "No, it's Superloo!"
"It's a bird!" "It's a plane!" "No, it's Superloo!"
When holistic medicine gets out of hand.
When holistic medicine gets out of hand.
I wish they'd stop hiring former attorneys to write their signs.
I wish they'd stop hiring former attorneys to write their signs.
Put these babies all over the White House parking lot, and we'd have those politicians physically fit in no time!
Put these babies all over the White House parking lot, and we'd have those politicians physically fit in no time!
See, it's just no fun until you raise the minimum speed limit to 65 mph.
See, it's just no fun until you raise the minimum speed limit to 65 mph.
I have GOT to see their driving tests.
I have GOT to see their driving tests.
And here I thought "endangered wildlife" was just a figure of speech.
And here I thought "endangered wildlife" was just a figure of speech.
Another one for the White House parking lot, I'm guessing.
Another one for the White House parking lot, I'm guessing.
If the Fox News media designed street signs.
If the Fox News media designed street signs.
"Well the natives here are certainly friendly, honey..."
"Well the natives here are certainly friendly, honey..."
Sure thing.  Uh, would this be any danger in particular, or more sort of a nebulous, generalized foreboding?
Sure thing. Uh, would this be any danger in particular, or more sort of a nebulous, generalized foreboding?
They get you coming and going, don't they.
They get you coming and going, don't they.

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obet 7 years ago

sure funny

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