Funny Texts

Funny Texts

I don't know about you but with me & my friends it's a contest of sorts to find the funniest texts to send each other. some of the latest have been a bit to dirty to post here but I will share the cleaner ones so to speak.

Shocked Faced Smilie
Shocked Faced Smilie

A young lady walks into a pharmacy and asks the
pharmacist for a bit of arsenic.

The pharmacist asks "Ma'am, what do you want to do with arsenic?"

The lady says "To treat (off) my husband."

"I can't sell you any for that reason," says the pharmacist.

The lady then reaches into her purse and shows the pharmacists photo of his wife having sex with the woman's husband.
He looks at the photo and says, "Oh, pardon me, I didn't realize you had a prescription!!!"

Song/ ringtone

bad romance by lady gaga

Sexy girl smiley
Sexy girl smiley

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment.

When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute
Bawhaha hahah


Silly Boy-Lady Gaga

wah hah hah
wah hah hah

My blood type is B Negative

See it's not my fault... I was born to be a pessimist grr


Can't Get It Outta My Head- ELO


You should always follow your dreams,

....except for that one where you're naked at work



Big Ol Grin
Big Ol Grin

It's not who you know....

It's who you know

& how you use them =)


OH SNAP!-Fregie

heh heh
heh heh

Gun Control:

Please by all means

........use both hands!!


Boom Boom Pow -Black Eyed Peas

The next time you feel the need to BURN the American flag..

Do me a favor WRAP URSELF in it first hunny!!!!


Proud to be an American -Lee Greenwood

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If at first you don't succeed...

SEND & SEND AGAIN!! baw hah hah

The best cure for bad manners......

You know yo mama knows!


What goes around- Justin Timberlake

oh yea
oh yea

The problem with all the sex in the movies....

There's not enough room in the seats

& I usually spill my soda

Lets Get it on-

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hee hee whatcha think 6 comments

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Hello, hello, 6 years ago from London, UK

Thank you for a good laugh.

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Envoy 6 years ago from USA Author

Your welcome =)

Hope you have a great night

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niceandcool 5 years ago from Philippines

you made me laugh. nice hub.

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Envoy 5 years ago from USA Author

Thanks, we all need a laugh now & then.

Hope you have a great day!

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niceandcool 5 years ago from Philippines

yeah, i had a great 1, made by you.

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Envoy 5 years ago from USA Author

Awesome! B)

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