Groaners for Jimmy
A Few Groaners for Jimmy the Jock, Premier Hub Humorist
Some Really Criminal Puns
Police were called to a day-care center where a 3-year-old was resisting a rest.
A thief who stole a calendar got 12 months.
A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal.
Thieves who steal corn from a farm field could be charged with stalking.
Police reported that a dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.
If you don't pay your exorcist, you can get repossessed.
Police said the man who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a smal medium at large.
[Contributed by the Detroit Free Press staff.]
"If all the girls who went to the Yale prom were laid from end to end, I wouldn't be surprised." Dorothy Parker
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