How to Make Free Money Online Working At Home By Winning Free Stuff

A New Paradigm has Arisen

Mankind has progressed through 3 basic levels of economy:

  1. The Hunter/Gatherer phase,
  2. The Trading phase,
  3. The Make Free Money Online Working At Home By Winning Free Stuff phase.

Phase 3 Rocks!

Phase 3 is obviously the best phase. All you need is an email address and a willingness to suspend belief long enough to hand over your social security number to trustworthy strangers. The Make Free Money Online Working At Home By Winning Free Stuff phase offers all the security of hunting/gathering without having to face down a saber-toothed tiger or suffer mosquitoes for blackberries.

Consider the following prime example of state-of-the-art Making of Free Money Online Working At Home by Winning Free Stuff...

Here's How it Works

1. Simply get yourself an email address. They are free, eponymous, and ubiquitous.

2. Give someone your email address. Email it to them or write it on the bathroom wall.

3. Sit back and wait. Very soon your email address will find its' way through the Mysterious Forces that control the Internet. A nice man in Nigeria will add your name to his mailing list. Soon, free stuff will inundate your inbox.

You are now well on your way to learning How to Make Free Money Online Working At Home By Winning Free Stuff.

You will receive uplifting messages that look something like this:

Dear: Winner,

Congratulations your email is among thetwo lucky winning, that won US$2,950.000.00

(I was hoping for an even 3 million, but I'll adapt)

(Two Million,Nine Hundred And Fifty Thousand US Dollars) Each in the just concluded draw held to promote South African 2010 World Cup,

(Consider it promoted. As if no one had ever heard of it before.)

sponsored by PLATINUM Companies south africa.

(PLATINUM is better than gold, so this is even more trustworthy)

for prize claiming,Call MR. JOHN MOKAS on this phone number +27835699071

(Oh, THAT Mr. Mokas. The guy from PLATINUM Companies)

or email him on

(Poor Mr. Mokas shouldn't give away so much money. He can't even afford his own domain.)

and also provide the following information for the processing of your winning fund.

(I won, but they don't yet know my name.)

Your Email Attached to REF: GML-S111-KKT-8234 and BAT: 87T-DTH90-SAR12

(Official - looking codes and references.)

Yours Faithfully, Management.

(it's always good to hear from the PLATINUM companies management.)

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Niteriter 6 years ago from Canada

I just made you some money because I visited the Bing Official Site to learn how to make key decisions quick and easy. I didn't stay long because the system you're promorting here looks quicker and easier.

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nicomp 6 years ago from Ohio, USA Author

@Niteriter: Yes, stick with my system. It's sure-fire. Make money by sitting at home staring at your screen; the American Way!

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Deerwhisperer 6 years ago from Bradenton, Florida

It looks like I just made you a little dough by clicking on

"Get Paid Email" and found mostly all surveys, which are great if you have time to do them and can wait six months to get paid. Good article, though.

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dreamer68 6 years ago

Ah uh,never give your personal info to strangers and if email's message looks 100% true please a third party like

PayPal or others.

Thanks for everyone.

nicomp profile image

nicomp 6 years ago from Ohio, USA Author

@dreamer68: Happy to be your first fan!

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collegegirl909 5 years ago

I don't get it i have got so many of these in the past i quickly block them believing they are all scams...but if they weren't I'm seriously gonna slap my self right now know that money would come in real handy right now i had surgery in past few months not able too work... and all that... all my bills would be paid lol...victim of hit and run right here...left with all the bills dam it..

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