How to kill a cockroach

Warning: Do not try this if you are below 15 yrs.

Cockroaches are the most disgusting creatures. Girls hate them the most. I have seen my class mates screaming out and jump over the chairs when they see a cockroach running on the floor. It is not so hard to kill the cockroaches. I’ll give you some simple tips. Not the old and boring ones. Some exciting and innovative methodologies. Follow those carefully.

There are a few equipments you need to use for this methodology. So first of all collect those.

  • A cotton pouch
  • Long thread
  • Pair of Gloves
  • A small plastic bottle with a removable lid
  • A driller
  • Cello tape
  • A drum filled with water
  • A wooden board ( 6” ˟3”)
  • A nail
  • Garlic

*Prepare your equipments accordingly. Make some small holes on the bottle by driller.Wear the gloves.

Now we will see the instructions. Read carefully.

1. Find a cockroach.

It is easy to find cockroaches in your home itself. Search in the bathroom or Kitchen or behind the book shelf or in your store room. If they are hiding somewhere, just make some noise by tapping. They will try to run away so you can easily catch them.

2. Catch the cockroach.

Target one cockroach and catch him carefully by his antenna or legs. Don’t hold it strong and break his legs or any other organ. We will give him a decent (?) death. Once you catch him, put him inside the bottle.

What do you feel about cockroaches? answer and score.

3.  CO2  (Carbon Dioxide) Killer.

Take the cockroach out of the bottle and keep him on the wooden board. To make sure he doesn’t escape, place his antenna on the board and paste it with cello tape. He may try to break the antenna and escape. So paste the legs as well. Now chew the garlic and blow it on his face (only the air, don’t spit the garlic on him). Do it several times. He will die by the garlic breath or carbon dioxide. Repeat it until you feel tired (after these processes wash your mouth properly).

If the cockroach is alive even after the first killing method, go for the next option. Put him back to the bottle. Carefully remove the cello tape. Always remember to give him a decent death.

4. Make your mom a KILLER (without her knowledge).

You have to prepare for this before your mom enters into the kitchen and start cooking. Take the cockroach from the bottle and put him inside the cotton pouch. Close it properly and fix it with a thread. Fix a nail on the roof ceiling just over the gas cooker. And hang the pouch there with the help of thread. But hang it in a decent height where your mom can’t see it. Let your mom start cooking. Cockroach will die by the hot air.

* I’m not responsible if your mom sees the pouch, experiment it and throw you and the cockroach out of the home.

5. Use the water.

If this experiment also fails, go for this one. Put him back to the bottle; place the lid carefully and tightly. Push him into the water in the drum and keep him for some time. Definite results. He will die for the sure.


Take the bottle out after sometime and check. If you still see him alive……… take the bug spray and spray it on. Simple..!

Catch the cockroaches one by one and keep repeating these methodologies. Voila! Have a pest free home.


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Neil Sperling 5 years ago from Port Dover Ontario Canada

LMAO --- creativity runs through your veins... Love it!

Thanks for the chuckle


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Santoshwrites 5 years ago from Mumbai Maharashtra India

Nice one

Now please write hub on Save some one


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dablufox 5 years ago from Australia

I hear napalm does the trick!

Nice hub


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Vishaaa 5 years ago from Somewhere on this earth.. Author

Thank you for visiting my hub and placing your comments Lis, Jangaplanet, Jill, Manny.


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mannyrolando 5 years ago

pretty funny! I hate cockroaches! Worse than seeing one is having to kill one!


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jill of alltrades 5 years ago from Philippines

Hahaha! That was fun! I enjoyed this!

If I have to kill a cockroach, I will just do it the old way - slap it with slippers! Hahaha!

Voted up and funny!


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Jangaplanet 5 years ago

I experienced a bad case of cockroaches one time at time hotel i was staying at . The little guys were crawling on my head!


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liswilliams 5 years ago from South Africa

love the picture, you are right, they are the most disgusting creatures!, great hub!


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Vishaaa 5 years ago from Somewhere on this earth.. Author

Yea I know, It is just a funny hub. So don't take it so seriously. About slippers, check apache13's comment girly. :)


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nada allam 5 years ago

HHHHHHHHH ALL THESE , IT'S A torture

FOR THE COCKROACH . WHAT ABOUT SLIPPERS?!


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Jhangora 5 years ago from Dehradun

I hate cockroaches. Read somewhere that they will survive even nuclear holocausts. Great Hub.


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AlanSwenson 5 years ago from Las Vegas, NV

Best hub i have ever read


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Vishaaa 5 years ago from Somewhere on this earth.. Author

Thank you folks. I'm a newbie. I wanted to see whether readers will love these kinds of hubs or they are interested only in professional ones.. Thank you for your support keep writing your valuable comments.


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apache13 5 years ago from Belleville AR.

That's funny and good writing too,little known fact when you smash a cockroach thousands of little ones crawl out of the goop and keep populating also all roaches are born prego.You're funny keep it up.


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winepress 5 years ago

Shock to read this. I hate cockroaches and I'll never give them a decent burial. I think you deserve credit by choosing to write this Hub.

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