How To Kill A Vampire

Vampires - Creatures of the Night

Vampires are fascinating creatures - scary but fascinating. They appear in human form and survive off the blood of their human victims.

In fact, once you get bitten by a vampire, its said that you become undead and become a vampire as well.

Vampires have some distinct traits about them that are fascinating, frightening and make them what they are.

Keep Vampires at Bay

Hopefully you will not have to kill a vampire but here's how to keep safe when you encounter one:

  • Flash a crucifix at them.
  • Wear garlic.
  • Rebuke them in the name of the Lord
  • Spill a pound of salt - they'll have to count every grain (Dracula 3000)

Traits of a Vampire

Before knowing how to kill a vampire you will first have to determine that the person is in fact a vampire. So how do you tell. Popular movies and books have shown us the traits of a Vampire.

1. They come out at night because sunlight has devastating effects on vampires. Vampires sleep all day, roam all night and have to get to bed by sunrise. In the movie, Blade, daywalkers are vampires that come out in the daytime.

2. When vampires come out in the day as some stories have them, they wear dark sunglasses and stay in the shadows. Their pupils cant handle the amount of sunlight that a mere mortal can handle.

3. They have very pale skin, due to them having very little blood in their veins. Their fingernails may be clawlike and vampires have long canines for biting into flesh.

4. They thirst for and will get excited at the sight of blood.

5. Vampires sleep in coffins or upside down like bats. They may also morph into bats as well as in the movie Fright Night.

6. Vampires do not have a reflection and can't be seen in mirrors.

7. They're already dead...or undead...so you cant usually kill them easily using conventional means.

So How Do You Kill a Vampire?

Here's how to kill a vampire as shown in some popular films/movies or books.

1. Stake Through the Heart

This is the most traditional method of killing a vampire, along with some others and was popularized by Bram Stoker who bought the vampire, Dracula to life...er...reality. Most vampire movies, including the numerous remakes of Dracula, shows the vampires being staked through the heart.

There are some variations to this, where the vampire is traditionally killed with a wooden stake through the heart, some say you have to stake a vampire with a stake of silver or stake him through the heart in addition to other methods.

Staking a vampire through the heart is supposed to cut off his lifeforce or weaken him and with other methods you could do away completely with the vampire and kill him.

Popular movies with this method include, Dracula (1931), Fright Night, Salem's Lot, & The Lost Boys to name a few.

2. Break His Neck/ Behead a Vampire

In the movie, Night Hunter (1996), the traditional ways of killing a vampire are abandoned. They'll just laugh at your garlic and holy water and sunlight doesn't do a thing to them. To kill a vampire you will have to be able to get close enough to him and break his neck/spine.

Beheading a vampire will usually kill a vampire as well.

3. Burn A Vampire With Fire.

Vampires don't like fire. One way to kill a vampire would be to light them on fire and burn them completely to ashes. They must be burned to ashes or else they will heal themselves and you will be their next victim.

Combine this method with another, for example stake him in the heart and then burn his body to ashes and you are sure to get rid of a vampire.

In Anne Rice's The Vampire Chronicles you would have to scatter the ashes of a burned vampire in order for this to work or else the vampire's clan can spill their blood on the ashes to bring him back.

4. Silver Bullet

Silver bullets will kill a vampire as well as any other silver object such as a silver dagger or silver stake. Silver is known for its pure qualities and is used to keep away evil spirits, werewolves and other evil beings for centuries.

In the comic book movie adaptation, Blade, vampires disintegrate when hit with silver bullets from Blade's gun.

5. Kill The Head Vampire

Finding and killing the head vampire will destroy the rest of the vampires in his/her clan.

But killing the head vampire is very hard to do because of two things. It can be difficult to find out who the head vampire is in the clan and the other vampires will do everything they can to protect their master. Also head/master vampires are difficult to kill even with the usual techniques because they have more power and skill than their other counterparts.

In The Lost Boys, the head vampire has to be killed in order to get rid of the rest of the clan.

A Million Other Ways To Kill A Vampire

Pop culture will usually come up with all sorts of creative ways in which you can kill a vampire.

There are many other ways of getting rid of these pesky, bloodthirsty creatures of the night but until we know for sure, be very careful when you go into the night.

Do You Know How To Kill A Vampire? 2307 comments

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Bozyslawa 8 years ago

Dear Keny,

Thank you for your wonderful and thorough answer to my question, and I am really thrilled with your extensive knowledge and the films you have mentioned. I believe i have met a real-life vampire who is stalking me relentlessly, and i need all the help i can get. I will continue watching your page just in case you would add somehting to it in future. it is a matetr of survival for me, and i have to find out how to translate the figurative methods, the metaphors into real life situaitons. Thanks again, and please continue your research!


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Keny Luger 8 years ago Author

Glad I could help. I got a bit lazy to the end - please forgive me. I will continue to add more to the end. Keep safe.


hi 8 years ago

hello


tina evans  8 years ago

they should make a movie of how to kill A vampire .


mark stevens 7rc 8 years ago

i really love it and i am a bodrick


suzii 8 years ago

heyy


hey 8 years ago

i thought you could only kill were wolves with silver bullets?


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Keny Luger 8 years ago Author

Vampires too if you've seen Blade.


martika essex 8 years ago

i have tried it and it did killed him and he is in ashes


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Keny Luger 8 years ago Author

Cool. Make sure you don't keep all those ashes in one place.


8 years ago

You humans are so stupid you are just children who know nothing about hunting, you get advice of how to kill vampires by movies, hollywood is fake everything that they do is fake, oh if you killed people that you thought were vampires, just so you know they were human good luck in jail, don't drop the soap.Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha HA Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha HAHAHAHAHa! you are Pathetic


8 years ago

want to come and try to kill me, do you really want to die, then come and find me in Christiansburg,VA. Pathetic Humans,HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Think you can kill a full vampire with those weapons then come humans, or be cowards


eripmav 8 years ago

hmmn.. i dont think you could kill them THAT easily.


8 years ago

you cant kill us that easily weve been attacked for thousands of years. especially if you get your resources from movies.


RandomWanker 8 years ago

thx for the info


me 8 years ago

why would you want to kill a vampire. we are pretty cool. yeah we can be dangerous but who cares. we are totally kid hearted if we want to be.


me  8 years ago

srry meant kind hearted.


zero 8 years ago

what do you mean no souls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they so have souls. and any way why do you want to kill them? what have they ever done to you? did they suck your blood? i don't think so, your not dead. plus some vampires don't even hurt humans some are able to control them selves. they are not beasts and its horrible that you treat them that way. for all you know your best friend could be a vampire. do you really wat to kill you est friend?


kora 8 years ago

Dear wrong person,

the fact that you have garlic, stake is just depressing the only ways to destroy a vampire or demon is burn it to ashs, break the neck or cut off the head. For a demon you will need a gun rifle if handy and a load of silver bullets, You could also use a necromancer circle and suck the demon out if it is possing a human body.

Yours truly

Kora Liveingston


dean 8 years ago

none of that works- dant get your info from movies and books honestly the mostrealistic va,pire movie ive ever read was the darren shan saga and they don't alep upside down and turn into bats thats a load of bollocks!


SARAH 8 years ago

UN SUNLIGHT DOESNT HURT VAMPIRES ITS A STUPID MISCONCEPTION THAT CAME ABOUT ONLY 50 YEARS OR SO AGO HOW RETARDED THAT THIS SIGHT HAS THAT UP AS A TRAIT OF VAMPIRES


ryan 8 years ago

the creator of this website must have been a complete nob head


NOT GAY HONEST 8 years ago

THANK YOU. NOW I CAN FINISH SOME STUPID HOMEWORK FOR MY ENGHISH TEACHER


NOT GAY HONEST 8 years ago

THANK YOU. NOW I CAN FINISH SOME STUPID HOMEWORK FOR MY ENGHISH TEACHER


logo 8 years ago

Are you aw feckin mad


iceman 8 years ago

Just cut off there head and cut out there heart. Then you need to burn them, but keep the ashes sepret or thry can posse someone else.


Jordy 8 years ago

Aww i love when ppl think they r vampires or vampire slayer ....if i meet a real vamp then i'll talk to u guys :-P

c ya around


ice 8 years ago

I just gave you the know how on what to do. I'm not a slayer, but I do play one on TV.


vampire slayer 47 8 years ago

i always thought this one kid in my class looked like a vampire. i looked up the general characteristics of a vampire and he matched every detail. then i looked up how to kill a vampire. thank you so much for all the great information. i can now kill the threat to my school. i also can identify all the other vampires in my school and kill them too.

does anyone know how to make a garlic necklace.

or find a wooden stake to drive through his heart that runs cold.


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Keny Luger 8 years ago Author

For real though, don't kill anyone at school.


french john P. esaga 8 years ago

i want to be a ghost hunter but i have nothing to kill them...


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Keny Luger 8 years ago Author

You cant kill a ghost. Ghosts are spirits...remnants of the dead.


Bird 8 years ago

now i can do my english homework thanks :)


harry VHCD 8 years ago

iam going to be a vampire hunter this helped me loads im writing a speech on vampires being real and all that. the VHCD stands for Vampire Hunter Chief detective. by the way you can kill ghosts you don't have to touch vampires to kill them but you have a point they're already dead maybe another word than dead maybe ... hmm... oh yes dispose of them so they don't come back again as ghosts


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Keny Luger 8 years ago Author

"dispose of them" sounds fair enough. Good luck with the vampire hunting.


The Dude 8 years ago

No offense, but you guys are wasting your fucking lives doing stupid shit like this. You are NOT vampires, you are NOT vampire slayers, go DO something with your lives. Apart from those of you with coherent sensible thoughts above.


King Grave 8 years ago

And Werewolves, Dracula was bit by a werewolf and he died


Kris 8 years ago

The Dude: Why don't you get a life and stop whining about others not having lives? XD If someone wants to theorize about vampires and how to kill them, let them have their fun. They're not hurting you, and your childish rantings only make you look foolish.


unknown 8 years ago

this sight is gd but mine is better:p ha ha ha


firemaiden 8 years ago

The Dude: you are an inconsiderate ass-hole... who cares what you think... just because you have nothing better to do with your time, doesn't mean you can take it out on someone else... jack-ass!


someone 8 years ago

Thanx i am writing a book about vampires and i needed some ideas and i wanted to know the traditional ways that vampires are generally killed in movies. I think in my book the only way to kill them will be the burning and the head chopping. Thanx again for the ideas.


katie pery  8 years ago

thnx i am doing a project nd it really help:-)


australie 8 years ago

i think The Dude was right, you guys probably shouldn't actually kill people; whether you think they are a vampire or not, try telling the police maybe??


jake 8 years ago

very good


AMBER 7FRANCES JOAN OF ARC SCHOOL 8 years ago

THNX NOW I CANT DO MY ASSEMENT PIECE FOR ENGLISH U ROCK DUDE KEEP IT UP X


Charley Roberts 8 years ago

Hi I'm doing homework and it really helped me xxx


monkey man11 8 years ago

this a great site to do ur homework on


a SMART person 8 years ago

im going to laugh when you idiots kill an innocent person if you beleive someone to be the undead contact your local paranormal expert to examine their characteristics and a liscenced slayer to take care of it don't be so stupid as to attempt it yourself its suicide


Josh 8 years ago

OMG THERE ARE NO SUCH THINGS AS VAMPIRES!!!!! you people are all stupid if you think that vampires are real, if you go and shoot someone with a silver bullet it doesn't matter if you are retarted enough to think they are vampires it's called MURDER because it was a human not a fucking vampires


8 years ago

Woaw, some pretty weird comments left by other people here :S

Ermm .. Vampires don't realy exist guys, please don't kill anyone (:

Thanks for the info, it helped me with my English homework muchly :D

XoXoX


yourself 7 years ago

this one girl on my bus is bugging me on vampires and she keeps saying that she can turn into on by being put in a box with female mosquitos and leches and i say ur crazy


xvampirex 7 years ago

all this imformation is wrong , vampires have changed over centires we no longer need to feed of all of you or humans infact animals are the ansewer to all of these a stake though our heart will not harm us holy water or the cruiix doent kill us either vampires are not what they apper on films ,books or hollywood i am a vampire and this is total nonsence cleary ur making this imformation up .

x peace x

xvampx


mandy 7 years ago

no offence, but i still choose to believe that vampire exist... i wanna be a vampire badly myself too =P


mandy 7 years ago

oh oh and.. i dont think vampire get killed so easily, if any real vampire manage to read this site. i would very much want to befriend you =]


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Keny Luger 7 years ago Author

Vampires don't need to read this site when they have access to Blockbuster or cable.


mandy 7 years ago

well...no offence but i sure hope to befriend vampre...><"


umm yeah 7 years ago

they r real. and nothing u mentioned is gonna work. idk y ud wanna kill 1 anyway


Chase De Grood 7 years ago

What's up I just made a profile, I think you wrote a great article and it is very interesting but I think the best way to kill a vampire is to shoot it with a minigun(chain gun). It shoots 4,000 bullets a minute and would chop the vampire into hamburger meat. The only way hamburger meat ever hurt someone is when someone chokes on it. All you guys who are going to try to kill kids because they are vampires, don't. Try showing them blood and look for their reaction if that will make you feel better. I don't believe in vampires myself because I do not have a reason to


Chase De Grood 7 years ago

Is anybody online? HHHHHEEEELLLLLOOOOO! Mandy, I disagree with your wanting to become a vampire because what if you go on a killing rampage. I do not think it would be worth it. In my opinion, if they exist, vampires all need to die.


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Keny Luger 7 years ago Author

Chase, they've all gone hunting. A minigun isn't a bad idea but how do you get a vampire infront of one? Its not like a minigun is a small concealable and portable weapon either.


Chase De Grood 7 years ago

Hunting what?  A better weapon that would work would be a homemade flamethrower.  All you would need is a spray can of grease and a lighter. Do you belong to a cult or something that tries to kill vampires. Give me a good reason to believe that they exist I I will believe you.


Chase De Grood 7 years ago

If they exist, are vampires super strong and super fast and all that stuff like in the Twilight Series.


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Keny Luger 7 years ago Author

Yes Chase, I belong to the Lost Order of Lizzano. Have you heard of it? Its been around since the Dark Ages and has also been successful in getting rid of various bloodlines over many centuries. I, myself is not a vampire but a mortal but my father and his father and many of my ancestors hunted vampires. You won't find much info on the Lost Order of Lizzano but I bet some of our vampire friends on here might have heard of them.


Howdy 7 years ago

This is all movie stuff! Old wives tales to be precise.

Number 1 (lets clear the air here) In vampire folklore there IS NO MENTION OF FANGS!! It was a literitural creation. They actually have claws.

2 vampires aren't super strong or fast like that "chase de grood" said. Vampirism is a curse!

3 putting a stake through the heart doesn't kill a vampire, it put's it in a stasis, it'll be more and more corpse like as long as the steak is in it's chest,

to actually kill a vampire you have to cut off it's head fill it with garlic and salt water THEN steak the heart And burn it.

crosses don't work. vampires date back to ancient babylon and assynia

as regards to the daylight though, there are alot of myth's about it, and it really depends on where you come from, The traditional, eastern european vampire CAN walk outside in daylight

but vampires can't turn into bats. they turn into wolves, and have dominion over them, the bat thibg was an invention of bram stoker

and as for the "lost order of lizzano", it was abolished by the church in the 1500's

don't ask me how i'm so clued up on all of this, but, like i said, all of the "how to kill a vampire" that kenny luger posted is all the modernised stuff, It's good to satisfy kids, but that's about it.


Chase De Grood 7 years ago

Keny Luger, give me a very good reason to believe that vampires exist and I will believe you but until then, could you try to not creep me out. Thanks.


Chase De Grood 7 years ago

Keny, you need to be online a little more often.


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Keny Luger 7 years ago Author

Sorry Chase, I need to take care of business also. What are you creeped out about?


Chase De Grood 7 years ago

You belong to a cult that kills mythical monsters.


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Keny Luger 7 years ago Author

Its not a cult. Its an underground organization that I shouldn't be talking about but if no one believes me then there's really no harm. How is that creepy? Vampires are real - they're just not what everyone makes them out to be. For example, they can survive without blood. Blood to them is like sex - something that gives them a pleasurable high and sometimes an addiction. We hunt them because they should be dead.


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imadork 7 years ago from St. Peters, MO

What I learned from this hub: Vampires are pussies!!!


sane one 7 years ago

you guys are all losers

ps your still losers!


not an idiot 7 years ago

yeah i agree with sane one , you ppl are fucking idiots


Chase De Grood 7 years ago

I am just curious.


Howdy 7 years ago

You hunt us because we should be dead?

I think a rather infamous German leader adopted a similar morality


Howdy 7 years ago

and, very important fact here, it is true vampires don't need blood, but it replenishes their youth


Chase De Grood 7 years ago

Keny, you still have not answered my question, are vampires extraordinarily fast or strong. Also, as I have been saying, give me a good reason to and I will believe that vampires exist. They should be dead because it is also very difficult to cure an addiction and they could be responsible for a large loss of human life if they ran rampant in the streets of a major city.


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Keny Luger 7 years ago Author

Chase, I cant make you believe that vampires actually exist but they can do extraordinary things that humans cant. They've stronger than we are and much faster but certain things like the laws of gravity still apply.


Howdy 7 years ago

Ok, chase? Read this repeatedly.

VAMPIRES AREN'T SUPER FAST/STRONG

got it?

thought i'd clear it up


Howdy 7 years ago

and as for kenny that's a rather one-sided moral you've got there


Chase De Grood 7 years ago

Keny, I always thought that there is something else to the world and I would like to believe in vampires as well as other mythical monsters but, I lack solid proof.  How would either of you know about any of these details anyway.  As for you Keny, I think blowing a vampires face off with a 20-gauge shotgun at point blank range would work pretty well, don't you think?  I have two 20-gauges, one is a pump and one is a semi-automatic.


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imadork 7 years ago from St. Peters, MO

OMG...do you people actually believe in vampires?!?! Wow!


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Cris A 7 years ago from Manila, Philippines

Okay now I know what to do! Now if only I could hunt me one! LOL


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goldentoad 7 years ago from Free and running....

The freaks come out at night


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Nayberry 7 years ago from nayphat@yahoo.com

I love everything vampire!! In Interview with a Vampire, it was said that you could kill a vampire by poisoning him with the blood of the dead, but you have to make sure that he cannot get any fresh blood or he might heal himself.

HA! HA! Some of you guys are taking this WWAAYY to seriously. We vampire buffs have to have something to talk about. lol

Tootles!!


Chase De Grood 7 years ago

MYOB. I am just curious


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imadork 7 years ago from St. Peters, MO

When you talk about killing people that you think might be vampires, I don't think I should MYOB.


Hazza 7 years ago

Wow this was helpful. I'm only Twelve and I'm obssesed with Vampires. This was alot of help, thanks!


Chase De Grood 7 years ago

I never said I agreed with killing random people. You need to chill.


Ashley 7 years ago

If you truly believe that you can kill a vampire with those methods then come find me in Rogers, Arkansas. I’ve always wanted a challenge. Oh and If you do come bring back up... I have quite a few friends here.


phoenix 7 years ago

they exist they don't have long fangs or pale skin they don't have weird eyes and are not freaked out by sun light they are normal people who need to drink blood to stay alive and they don't always kill and can feed off of themselves but need to eat normal food before and after they feed on themselves believe me i know from experience and silver bulletts and crosses and holy water haha the only way to kill them is to let nature take its course and they have always existed how do you think they came up with the storys in the first place. some of them think they are better because they are ''vampires'' they are the ones to afraid of. if you want to know more add me on msn my addy is youmustbethistalltoride@hotmail.com


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goldentoad 7 years ago from Free and running....

I need some drugs to fit in.


phoenix 7 years ago

and to all you wanabe vampire slayers you don't know the first thing about it haha really you should talk to me i know a thing or to about slaying them and like what Keny Luger said about blood been like sex to them they think that because of the feeling they get they do need blood to stay alive if they don't get the feeling of the blood going into them they go mad they are not more powerful then a human and are not faster but when they don't get the feeling of the blood they go mad and then they lash out. they also feel that they belong with their own kind and that's where he is getting the underground organization thing out of well keny you and me need to talk more on this subject i can fully explain everything you think you know add me you will find my msn on the my last post and if you don't have msn i sugest you get it


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goldentoad 7 years ago from Free and running....

I think I'll pass on that offer. I'm not into chatting with guys.


Lycan 7 years ago

Werewolf bites don't hurt vampires. that's how they fight each other. and as for the scene in interview with a vampire,where claudette tried kills the vampire that created her, it wasn't the blood that near killed him, it was the poison in the kids blood.


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goldentoad 7 years ago from Free and running....

Thank you Mr. Wikipedia.


Lycan 7 years ago

Just telling it like it is. No harm in that.


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imadork 7 years ago from St. Peters, MO

Phoenix: I do believe that you have written the longest run-on sentence I have ever seen. Ever hear of punctuation and capitalization?


Lycan 7 years ago

What i want to know is, why do you all think that your hunters? "Hey joe, lets get our stakes an garlic an go kill somevampire." NO! That's not how it works. Vampires may not be stronger or faster, but years of being hunted has made them smarter. You can smell garlic a hundred feet away. Your notgoing to kill them, your gonna be dinner for them. If you wanna call yourself a hunter, learn to hunt them.


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Cris A 7 years ago from Manila, Philippines

This thread so totally reminds me of The Lost Boys - Lycan, Phoenix and the other Buffy friends, it's an 80s movie go check it out! :D


Lycan 7 years ago

Do you even know what a Lycan is?


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Cris A 7 years ago from Manila, Philippines

I think I know, I've seen Underworld


Lycan 7 years ago

Pretty much. Only we can turn into actual wolves.


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Cris A 7 years ago from Manila, Philippines

So you're a shifter? But that you have to prove first before I can even begin to think of considering the notion!


Lycan 7 years ago

I don't have to prove anything. I'm too busy making sure that a vampires not making a rug outta me.


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goldentoad 7 years ago from Free and running....

I really gotta get some drugs. Does teenwolf kill chickens on a full moon?


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sixtyorso 7 years ago from South Africa

This hub would be funny if it was not so scary!


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imadork 7 years ago from St. Peters, MO

This hub has attracted goth geeks that are so unhappy with their lives that they have to make up some imaginary world around them to make themselves think they are more powerful than they are in actuality. 

To the morons that think they need to drink blood to survive, I have a suggestion: instead of ingesting blood, try taking Thorazine. 


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goldentoad 7 years ago from Free and running....

Does that kill vampires too?


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imadork 7 years ago from St. Peters, MO

Thorazine is an anti-psychotic.

They could take others like Geodon, Abilify, Haldol, etc...


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goldentoad 7 years ago from Free and running....

Even for Lycans?


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imadork 7 years ago from St. Peters, MO

Especially lycans! If you think you can change into a wolf (or any other sort of animal), you need massive dosages of drugs!


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goldentoad 7 years ago from Free and running....

I thought I was supposed to do massive drugs to change into the wolf. I got this one pill, this big black guy says if I take it, I can enter the Matrix.


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imadork 7 years ago from St. Peters, MO

Is that the blue or the red one? I can't remember.


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goldentoad 7 years ago from Free and running....

I forgot, I was smoking a joint when he told me. The real lycans and the real vampire killers must be at school right now, as we haven't got any comments from them.


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imadork 7 years ago from St. Peters, MO

LOL!!!

It is daylight in the U.S. I guess the American ones are in their coffins.


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Keny Luger 7 years ago Author

Hey goldentoad, I read your stuff, man. Dig the way you write. How bout doing a reply to this hub? Imadork, how bout it? Just a suggestion. I'm joining both your fanclubs.


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goldentoad 7 years ago from Free and running....

Keny, I'm a just a silly mortal, I don't think I know enough about vampires in the aspect you talk about. I know some chick though...

that's cool, you joined my fan club, but I'm warning you, I live with a killer rabbit, so no crazy stuff, or I'll unleash him out of his cage and he'll tear you to shreds.


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Cris A 7 years ago from Manila, Philippines

Buffy and friends: this might come in handy

http://hubpages.com/entertainment/How-To-Slay-A-Va


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goldentoad 7 years ago from Free and running....

Does the moon have to be a certain way, for Lycans to come out?


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imadork 7 years ago from St. Peters, MO

Ha ha Goldentoad...killer rabbit.

RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY!!!!


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goldentoad 7 years ago from Free and running....

I also have to add any Vampires and Lycans that come to my hood will get rolled into a joint and smoked.


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Cris A 7 years ago from Manila, Philippines

The house bunny's the wererabbit?!


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goldentoad 7 years ago from Free and running....

He's a hybrid too!


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rockinjoe 7 years ago from Standing right behind you!

here you guys are scewing around and I'm the one who can't see his reflection in the mirror, but do you care??????


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Cris A 7 years ago from Manila, Philippines

Wow you make me drool! knowing one of the Addams Family is awesome (wipes the droo;)


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goldentoad 7 years ago from Free and running....

quiet joe, don't let those buffies know!


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rockinjoe 7 years ago from Standing right behind you!

Hey it could be worse, goldentoad, I could have Brad Pitt or Tommy Cruise waiting to feast on my Type 0


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mistyhorizon2003 7 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands)

LOL, this hub sure attracted a load of nut jobs. :)


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Cris A 7 years ago from Manila, Philippines

I think we scared Buffy's posse! :(


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mistyhorizon2003 7 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands)

LOL, well I loved Buffy the series, plus growing up on vampire films from a very early age, but even I don't actually believe in them :)


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Cris A 7 years ago from Manila, Philippines

You don't? Then get outta here Cindy and fast! Unless you want to get the email...


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mistyhorizon2003 7 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands)

LOL, not scared, no way, garlic is a staple part of our cooking regime :)

What email??


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Cris A 7 years ago from Manila, Philippines

Okay just as I thought! But just in case - heaven forbid! - you get THE email - have you seen The Ring and/or Ringu?

Well THE email is absofu%$nglutely nothing like that! Just delete and empty trash. End of story. LOL


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mistyhorizon2003 7 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands)

None the wiser, sorry, didn't see the films:) Going to sleep now, but with duvet firmly tucked up around my neck LOL :)


Howdy 7 years ago

Phoenix?

you readin?

good

what you've said is the most sane thing on here, these losers have obviously just written what they saw in movies, and are (most probably) INSANE!

i applaude you for you sane comments!


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Constant Walker 7 years ago from Springfield, Oregon

Fun subject matter, Keny. I love vampire movies and can't wait to see Twilight.


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imadork 7 years ago from St. Peters, MO

Twilight is the tween's Dracula. I am sick of hearing about Twilight!


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goldentoad 7 years ago from Free and running....

I am wondering if "Howdy" Doody liked Twilight, I've never seen it, is it anything like Lost Boys?


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imadork 7 years ago from St. Peters, MO

I refuse to go see it.


Phoenix 7 years ago

thanks


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Cris A 7 years ago from Manila, Philippines

Toady think of it this way The Lost Boys is for the teenage boys, while Twilight is for the teenage girls


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goldentoad 7 years ago from Free and running....

Okay, how about in terms of accuracy, did it depict the real life threat of vampires and ways to kill them, if so it may have some beneficial value. I think I saw a new preview of another underworld movie. I'm sure it will have a great plot and also provide a fair depiction of the struggle of the lichens.


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Cris A 7 years ago from Manila, Philippines

The depiction of the vampires are basically quite the same in both movies - the menace, the inhuman strength. The main differences are - in Twilight, the vampires can stay under the sun (though they "glow" I heard you chuckle!), cannot fly, and do not transform into giant bats when super angry!


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mistyhorizon2003 7 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands)

So if GT was a Vampire, would that make him "Glowdentoad?" (according to "Twilight")


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goldentoad 7 years ago from Free and running....

Glowdentoad the Hybrid Vampire Killer.


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mistyhorizon2003 7 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands)

Does that mean you can excrete nasty tasting fluid from warts on your back like a toad normally can?? I am sure you can excrete nasty tasting fluids from other parts of your body :)


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goldentoad 7 years ago from Free and running....

I can't let my secret for killing vampires known.


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mistyhorizon2003 7 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands)

Damn, that's me doomed then, I guess it's back to simply not inviting them into the house :)


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goldentoad 7 years ago from Free and running....

Don't worry, your pussycat will protect you, vampires are scared of cats.


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mistyhorizon2003 7 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands)

Golly that's handy, as I have three cats, so I should be really safe :)


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goldentoad 7 years ago from Free and running....

Those Vamps are screwed then, but watch out for the Lycans! Is it daylight over there?


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mistyhorizon2003 7 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands)

No, it is 04.00am so very dark, raining and stormy. Spooooky !!!


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Keny Luger 7 years ago Author

The mood is set.


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goldentoad 7 years ago from Free and running....

It is the beginning of the night here, I'm thinking the freaks might come out now. But I think they are getting scared now that we're on to them.


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goldentoad 7 years ago from Free and running....

Keny what are doing!!! You're supposed to be hunting!! Not hubbing!!


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Keny Luger 7 years ago Author

No, hub when I'm not hunting.


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mistyhorizon2003 7 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands)

Hi Keny, sorry if we seem to have hijacked your hub :)

Well Glowdentoad, I don't think even they will want to brave my Husband's snoring that I can hear even up here in the attic bedroom.


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Keny Luger 7 years ago Author

Its ok, I'm enjoying it. As long as its on topic (which it is.)


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goldentoad 7 years ago from Free and running....

Yes, Cindy, Vampires are very sensitive to noise. By chance cindy, have you read over the comments on this hub?

Keny,

I'm worried about your community, if you're here hubbing, how can you protect them?


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mistyhorizon2003 7 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands)

Phew, that's a relief :)


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mistyhorizon2003 7 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands)

I read them all yesterday GT, why do you ask, have I missed anything ???


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Keny Luger 7 years ago Author

GT, have you heard of the Lost Order of Lizzano? Well, while I'm hubbing they're out doing the hunting.


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goldentoad 7 years ago from Free and running....

Cindy-Nope, just checkin', cuz the real lycans and vampires, seem to show up on this thing, when its night time.

No Keny, if it ain't in playboy or penthouse, I don't know about it. What's that???!!!


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Keny Luger 7 years ago Author

Its a group of vampire hunters that has been around since the Dark Ages and has also been successful in getting rid of various bloodlines over many centuries. My father and his father and many of my ancestors belonged to this underground brotherhoos and hunted vampires.


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goldentoad 7 years ago from Free and running....

When was their last "catch"?


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Keny Luger 7 years ago Author

2 days ago in Belarus. Why?


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goldentoad 7 years ago from Free and running....

Just want to make sure they are actively doing their good works. When do you join the brotherhood?


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Keny Luger 7 years ago Author

"When do you" or "when did you"? If its 'when do you' then you don't. I was born into the brotherhood.


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goldentoad 7 years ago from Free and running....

You're like a jedi knight then, you can only be a jedi if you are born with the force in your bloodlines.


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Cris A 7 years ago from Manila, Philippines

I have heard of that order. Not sure it's true though - i have "goth" friends (wink)


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mistyhorizon2003 7 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands)

Can't wait GT, at least while they are on here they aren't off sucking blood from some poor victim :)


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goldentoad 7 years ago from Free and running....

I wonder if they sucked blood out of me, would they get high or if I was drinking, would they get buzzed?


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Keny Luger 7 years ago Author

Are you sure? I'm not into goth.


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Cris A 7 years ago from Manila, Philippines

Well my friends are. Supposedly the Lizzano was born in Italy or thereabouts in the Mediterranean. And I think Umberto Eco mentioned it in one of his medieval novels.


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Keny Luger 7 years ago Author

Well the Order was formed in Lizzano in Italy in 1132 AD to find a rogue vampire who had killed 2 families. Not sure about Umberto Eco and his novels.


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Cris A 7 years ago from Manila, Philippines

I think it was The Name of the Rose but I'm not sure either. Anyways, my point being is that it is a novel, a work of fiction - in the same vein that the Da Vinci Code is. But of course, you know more being in the order and all :D


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goldentoad 7 years ago from Free and running....

What happens when you want to hook up with a chick, do you have to get approval for the girl to become your wife, or do the "men" keep it a secret?


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Cris A 7 years ago from Manila, Philippines

Toady, the better term i think would be "suck up" not "hook up" :D


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Keny Luger 7 years ago Author

Its kept a secret. We're always "off on business".


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goldentoad 7 years ago from Free and running....

You're right Cris! Maybe they have some ritual where the members watch the first intercourse of the couple to validate it.

Aw never mind, I saw Keny's answer. But Keny you never answered my question whether the Vampires are affected by the drugs in my system if they drink my blood.


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Keny Luger 7 years ago Author

Ritual, eh? Its not a cult.


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Cris A 7 years ago from Manila, Philippines

On the down side, we have to be a member to witness one! Too bad, nothing beats live entertainment! ;D


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mistyhorizon2003 7 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands)

My Favourite Vampire movies, "From Dusk 'til Dawn", (I first saw George Clooney in this one and also didn't realise it was a horror movie until the woman in the bar changed into a vampire, so it made it doubly scary and instantly had me hooked.)

'Salem's Lot' was my other favourite, the book was even scarier than the film, but in the film the best bit was when the lads brother (now a vampire), was hovering outside his bedroom window scratching on the glass and asking to be let in. (The bedroom was on the first floor!!!) Freaky but great.

Always loved a good horror movie, even as a kid under 9 years old I would go to bed and watch all the old Christopher Lee Dracula movies on my Mum's old black and white portable TV in my bedroom, (it was the only way I could watch them after my parents had sent me to bed, so I had to turn the lights off and the volume right down in order not to get busted).

Happy Days :)


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Keny Luger 7 years ago Author

When did you. ask that. Thats why most Americans never get bitten...always using drugs and shit. Vampires hate that.


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goldentoad 7 years ago from Free and running....

In all fraternities Keny, one must perform a ritual to become a brother, cult is only a perception of those misinformed.

I just saw your new comment, then I am completely safe.


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Keny Luger 7 years ago Author

Yes even though we're born into the Order we have to be initiated before we can become hunters. Oh jeez, now all the kids are going to be using drugs because of me.


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goldentoad 7 years ago from Free and running....

No, don't worry about influencing the kids, to do drugs, leave that one to me. I want to hear about the Initiation before you become a hunter, maybe that should be your new hub.


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Keny Luger 7 years ago Author

Ok. I'll think about it. Anyways, gotta go 'out on business'.


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goldentoad 7 years ago from Free and running....

Me too. Its time for me to perform my husbandly duties, pray I survive. :(


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Cris A 7 years ago from Manila, Philippines

I was just thinking - if you are really intent on wiping the vampires off the face of the earth, shouldn't you be NOT publishing hubs on how to extinguish them? I mean they could wisen up you know? A vampire hubber can always pass on the information and next time, they'd know what to do!


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imadork 7 years ago from St. Peters, MO

Damn Keny! For someone that belongs to a secret order, you sure do talk alot about it.


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Cris A 7 years ago from Manila, Philippines

Exactly my point imadork! LOL or he's in the marketing arm of the order!


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imadork 7 years ago from St. Peters, MO

Marketing arm!!!  LOL

"Slayers R Us"


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Keny Luger 7 years ago Author

Ok, I hope you guys aren't taking this as serious as the kids who want to kill their friends.


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Cris A 7 years ago from Manila, Philippines

imadork

LOL that's a good one! Only it's quite too obvious, Slayers...

Why not something like Twilighters? it sounds like a fanclub, so nonthreatening that vampires won't have a clue when they come for them! Bwahahaha


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imadork 7 years ago from St. Peters, MO

Keny, I actually thought you were a sad and pathetic Walter Mitty type. I'm glad that you aren't.


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Keny Luger 7 years ago Author

Ah come on are you crazy? I created this hub to answer a hub request. And I do make it clear in the hub itself "Here's how to kill a vampire as shown in some popular films/movies or books."

Who's Walter Mitty?


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Cris A 7 years ago from Manila, Philippines

Keny, know what? I received an email from one of them kids here in this thread who invited me for a hunt! The kid has a name of the alleged vampire and they're planning on hunting this kid down. That's the reason why I'm trying hard to make a farce out of all this thing - to douse cold water on them or something. I don't know...


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Keny Luger 7 years ago Author

Ashley from Rogers, Arkansas? I got the email too. Its kinda sad.


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mistyhorizon2003 7 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands)

They really need to provide kids with more things to do in the evenings don't they, e.g. nightclubs for under 18's, evening sports facilities that are free for teenagers etc. My guess is they are just so bored they make this stuff up and then start talking themselves and their friends into believing in it!


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imadork 7 years ago from St. Peters, MO


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Cris A 7 years ago from Manila, Philippines

The sender's name doesn't even matter, Keny.

Good point Cindy.


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Keny Luger 7 years ago Author

Ok, I see. I have a life...no Walter Mitty here.


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mistyhorizon2003 7 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands)

LOL Keny, thank God for that :)


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goldentoad 7 years ago from Free and running....

I still want to see that hub Order of the Lizzanos, even if we scared off all the "real" vampires and lycans.


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Keny Luger 7 years ago Author

Sorry dude. If you can tell me how to create a fake Wikipedia entry, I'll post all I know about the Order of Lizzano.


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sixtyorso 7 years ago from South Africa

It is the middle of the day here no ampires or lycans about. But I have garlic on my peanut butter sanwdich and i guess my gold filling is no good (not silver).


C. C. Riter 7 years ago

This is a forum thread, not a hub. I can't believe I read all that crap. Never again.

Funny tho' when you get ight down to it, but pathetic kids.


Chase De Grood 7 years ago

I would like to know more about the Lizzano thing. It sounds very interesting.


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surviveprison 7 years ago from New York

I say kindness - kill them with kindness... and if that doesn't work kick 'em in the taint and run for it.


Chase De Grood 7 years ago

SHOTGUNS ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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bidzi 7 years ago from Serbia

Issues is How tto kill vampir

primarily alone word vampire is of Serbian origin!!! It is generally known fact that the vampire is the only word in the Serbian language, which is generally in all world languages.

Vampires are mythological or folkloric revenants who subsist by feeding on the blood of the living. In folkloric tales, the undead vampires often visited loved ones and caused mischief or deaths in the neighbourhoods they inhabited when they were alive. They wore shrouds and were often described as bloated and of ruddy or dark countenance, markedly different from today's gaunt, pale vampire which dates from the early Nineteenth Century. Although vampiric entities have been recorded in most cultures, the term vampire was not popularised until the early 18th century, after an influx of vampire superstition into Western Europe from areas where vampire legends were frequent, such as the Balkans and Eastern Europe,]although local variants were also known by different names, such as vampir (??????) in Serbia, vrykolakas in Greece and strigoi in Romania. This increased level of vampire superstition in Europe led to mass hysteria and in some cases resulted in corpses actually being staked and people being accused of vampirism.

In modern times, however, the vampire is generally held to be a fictitious entity, although belief in similar vampiric creatures such as the chupacabra still persists in some cultures. Early folkloric belief in vampires has been ascribed to the ignorance of the body's process of decomposition after death and how people in pre-industrial societies tried to rationalise this, creating the figure of the vampire to explain the mysteries of death. Porphyria was also linked with legends of vampirism in 1985 and received much media exposure, but this link has since been largely discredited.

The charismatic and sophisticated vampire of modern fiction was born in 1819 with the publication of The Vampyre by John Polidori; the story was highly successful and arguably the most influential vampire work of the early 19th century. However, it is Bram Stoker's 1897 novel Dracula that is remembered as the quintessential vampire novel and provided the basis of the modern vampire legend. The success of this book spawned a distinctive vampire genre, still popular in the 21st century, with books, films, and television shows. The vampire has since become a dominant figure in the horror genre.

Many theories for the origins of vampire beliefs have been offered as an explanation for the superstition, and sometimes mass hysteria, caused by vampires. Everything ranging from premature burial to the early ignorance of the body's decomposition cycle after death has been cited as the cause for the belief in vampires.

Methods of destroying suspected vampires varied, with staking the most commonly cited method, particularly in southern Slavic cultures. Ash was the preferred wood in Russia and the Baltic states, or hawthorn in Serbia, with a record of oak in Silesia. Potential vampires were most often staked though the heart, though the mouth was targeted in Russia and northern Germany and the stomach in northeastern Serbia. Piercing the skin of the chest was a way of "deflating" the bloated vampire; this is similar to the act of burying sharp objects, such as sickles, in with the corpse, so that they may penetrate the skin if the body bloats sufficiently while transforming into a revenant. Decapitation was the preferred method in German and western Slavic areas, with the head buried between the feet, behind the buttocks or away from the body. This act was seen as a way of hastening the departure of the soul, which in some cultures, was said to linger in the corpse. The vampire's head, body, or clothes could also be spiked and pinned to the earth to prevent rising.


Chase De Grood 7 years ago

Great Job, these guys are starting to creep me out.


EYES CHAMbERS 7 years ago

bEHEADING IS THE bEST...INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE TELLS THE TRUTH AND ALL!


415243 7 years ago

U NO NUTHING ABOUT THESE MONSTERS DON'T TALK AS IF U DO O AND FIRE IS THE ONLY THING THEY ARE SCARD OFF


bidzi 7 years ago

they are afraid of themselves.I told you how is in my culture, but also every country has its myths


glock 7 years ago

what if vamps drank blood and caffine.


glock 7 years ago

my favorite way to kill a vamp would be a glock loded with silver ronds.or a silver knife.


glock 7 years ago

dear keny,

i think i'm part vamp what should i do please tell me what to do.


glock 7 years ago

KENY you are getting lazy talk to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

p.s. the kids who think that thay have to kill there friends are proboly psychos.


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Keny Luger 7 years ago Author

Glock, I was out trying to get rid of this 3000 year old vampire clan so I'm a little busy. Patience.


glock 7 years ago

what do you think i should do because i think i'm a vampire i'm very strong for my age my teeth are as close as you can get to fangs but i'm not the type to drink human blood what shold i do.p.s.i'm 11 and strong means about as stong as the avrage gronup.p.s.s.and i'm prety pale.p.s.s.s.only kill vamps that try to hurt someone 'cause i bet that thare are alot of vamps out there like me ok.


bidzi 7 years ago

glock you think you're vampire just because you think you're stronger for you're age :))))


Smith 7 years ago

VAMPIRES ARE A LOAD OF CRAP IF YOUR A REAL VAMPIRE COME TO MY HOUSE AND BITE ME ON THE NECK!!!!! ROFL


glock 7 years ago

children you do not know what you have tapered whith and if you would try to hunt me i would snap your neck than drink your blood got it.


Killerdemongirl 7 years ago

I am sorry to say this but none of you have a clue what your talking about. i am vampire and i have never killed anyone in my entire life. (which i am only 14 so that's not saying much) But to start off with vampires don't NEED to drink blood. I know a few who have gone for about 5 years a without any more then a drop of human blood. Secondly most of us will only drink from a willing donor. If you guys really want to know what true vampire is like then you should go to google and look up VCMB then create an account. There you can read up on true vampires and all their experiences in life. And you can learn how they truly are before you decide that all vampires need to die.


vampireboy 7 years ago

omg i took the vampire quiz saying im a human some vampire i have some vampire powers i can run fast but not really fast i have the vampire reflexs a bullet can kill me but not like they do to humans


TAZ 7 years ago

VAMPIRES ARE NOT REAL JHEEZ

MY TEACHER IS TEACHING US ABOUT THIS SADNESS ONLY SAD EMO GRUNGER GOTHIC FOOLS BELIEV THIS NONSENCE COS THEY AINT RIGHT UPSTAIRS THEIR BRAINS ARE DISFUNTIONED THEY NEED HELP !! URGENTLY MAN HOW CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS SHIT HUH ? !!! ARE YOU JUST STOOPID ARE YOU BLOODY MAD YOU NEED TO SEE A DOCTOR SEEK HELP MATE !!!!!!!!!!! KMT EXTRA MAD AT THIS NONSENCE IM CHRISTIAN

PPL SHOODNT BE STUDIING THIS STUDY THE WORD OF GOD IT WILL HELP YOU GET YOU SUMHERE IN LIFE INSTEAD OFF BELIVE NON-FICTION RUBBISH THE ONLY WAY TO A GREAT LIFE IS THROUGH CHRIST!!!


Chase De Grood 7 years ago

Don't kill anybody you phsycos. They are people, not vampires. Chill.


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Keny Luger 7 years ago Author

Taz got a point there.

In other news: Vampire skull found near Venice, Italy.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/i...


glock 7 years ago

killerdemongirl has got a pont i'm vamp i don't wana kill humans and if you guys missed me i'm sick i know ya all missed me thanks.p.s. i'm not a phsyco got it chase DE rod or what ever and don't refer to us as phsycos and because you did that yo mama yo dady yo baldheaded grany oo you got served!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


glock 7 years ago

TAZ people can be goth if thay want it is their choice. 


aqua inferno 7 years ago

haha perhaps those of you out there who believe that they can harm what you would call "creatures of the night" should do some research... vampires can enter buildings without permission the fact that they cant is false and is a rumor created by these beings to send you into a false since of security... not only can they enter any area with or without being invited... they can also belend into society easily... other than the fact that there pupils remain constantly dialated and have very little collor... they look like average people.... they can survive in the sunlight.... it is you humans who are not safe in the sun... there are those of the vampiric race who will... spare your lives... the true master of the night is now and shall for ever be that of the lycanthrope


glock 7 years ago

aqua inferno you are right i mean what kined of "creature of the night" would be stopped by a door i mean i'm 11 and i can kick a locked door open one of them vamps can do much more then that i bet thay would have to be able stalk us.


glock 7 years ago

SO DOES ANYONE WANA TALK TO ME PLESE.


bogger 7 years ago

you know that 1 millon ways to kill a vampier thing? do you know any web sites i can go on to find out


bogger 7 years ago

iv been waiting 4 5 weeks r u going to answer??????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


glock 7 years ago

bogger have you tryed googleing it you always find something that is how i fond this hub try it.


glock 7 years ago

see you guys all later.


head vampyre 7 years ago

u willl never get me now i know what yor gonna do


Chase De Grood 7 years ago

You weirdos who think your vampires, try coming by my house and you will find 3 shotgun rounds up your ass.  I DARE YOU TO TRY TO BITE ME.  And for information, the dictionary definition for vampire is anything that ingests blood.  So technically if you have ever had a cut in your mouth and swallowed the blood, you are a vampire so you are not some super person if you are a vampire.  SO CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL. GLOCK, YOU ARE A PSYCO. Guy above me, you are also a psyco. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. SO BITE ME! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!


DonaldJ 7 years ago

Someone has to stop the feeding frenzy... I have to defend my rights tolive free, private, and without all this pain from remote vampires... The moment they stop feeding, all my aches and pains vanish...____________________________________To those American Intels causing me so very much pain and grief, foreverattacking and feeding..._________________________________________

It's for the peace and well-being of the human race... America's insanity must be exposed, and stopped.. before it ends humanity... I'm just doing my part... _________________________________________________________ Mr. OBama You have in your employ, Operators pretending to be "remote viewers", doing soft spying around the planet for America's security... Paid by staff wages and federal subsidizing of millions and millions of America taxpayer dollars... Essentially what they do is mentally remotely contact targets throughout humanity, mentally probing them for secrets supposedly related to America's security... Essentially stealing private data for their own personal gain, and America's $-gain... They cause their targets great pain, to force their targets to engage their bio-"morphine" pain relieving systems, and they feed off of that... They are essentially Vampires... Vampires in the White House staff, and Vampires linked to the White House, and to nearly every American Intel division... Vampires pretending to be remote viewers for the good of America... Costing America millions of dollars annually, so they can feed off of humanity... They sting their targets to sleep, then feed upon them in groups... You American Vampires will soon be out of a job.. and acquiring your groceries from the green bags at the curb, and your clothing from the salvation army secondhand stores, and your cars from the auto-wreckers... I am writing this up in a huge thesis, exposing your vampiric cult to all the World... Dinner is Over, Demons... It's time you unholy Vampires gave humanity a rest, so your meal can heal and recuperate, before it destroys itself.. and you will know hunger beyond description, for all eternity... Give your meal a rest, or soon we won't be here for you feed upon... only billions of sun-bleached skeletons for you to lick, and only remember the flavors of our delicious warm salty bloods and glandulars.. BACK OFF Vampires! This is for your good.. to prevent you suffering eternal hunger for the rest of eternity... It's just that you've been feeding so hard and long that you failed to notice your meal is going extinct very fast because of your insatiable feeding frenzy... You are killing your host, your meal... You are emptying the planet of life... _______________________________________________________________ They are attacking this very now, strong.. These ones seem too strong.. rather, not so much strong as they are persistent... The problem is that they are mindless... All they know is eat...


ck 7 years ago

i see a vampire in sm bacoor every night last year i see a vampire in sm super market in but im on the garlic store and he go away knowing vampires cold skin ,changed eye color, strenght,not sleeping,fast,and there not outside during sunny days.


7 years ago

You Humans are stupid! First when we drink blood its is not like sex to us, we drink blood to eat, also we have an unlimited supply of blood, you humans watch to many movies, we get our blood from the blood bank. you say know how to kill us but you don't, you got it all from a movie or tv or from an old wifes tale. Also, Keny you are a liar, that brotherhood does not and never has been real, you humans used to be our allies, but then one of our kind became a rebel and killed a human family, then you blame us all for it, when we were just doing what God/Father Almighty sent us here to do, which is protecting you and watching over you, we are the creatures of the night, we are behind you, in front of you, on your left, on your right, above you ,and below you, we are within the night, in the darkness, we are your Guardians.


james braselton 7 years ago

HI THERE YOU ARE RIGHT NOTHING CAN DEFEAT A SPACE VAMPIER USING HALO RINGS AND BORG TECHNOLOGIES


bidzi 7 years ago

I don't think that you (vampirs) watching and protect me or humans you are everything but not our GARDIANS


HEAD VAMPYRE 7 years ago

I NEED BLOOD GIVE ME BLOOD NOW!!!


HEAD VAMPYRE 7 years ago

I NEED BLOOD GIVE ME BLOOD NOW!!!


head vampyre 7 years ago

we are gardians of the night u atatck us we eat u


head vampyre 7 years ago

by the way Chase De Grood i drank some of yor blood yesterday


head vampyre 7 years ago

we only drink blood when were hungry


glock 7 years ago

you drank chase De Grood's blood nice that is awsum


Meg 7 years ago

VAMPIRES CANT!!!! I REPEATE CANT BE KILLED WITH A SILVER BULLET!!!!!


Chase De Grood 7 years ago

Anything can be killed with a silver bullet just like a regular bullet. What is with you people?!


sam 7 years ago

not everthing can be killed with a silver bullet!!!!!!!


head vampyre 7 years ago

any way Chase De Grood yor blood tasted good and if u look on yor back u will see my bite marks i will come back for more


bella 7 years ago

okay yor really weird!r u gay or something?cause thatsreally wwwweeeeeiiiiirrrrrrddddd!hey how old r most of u?


bella 7 years ago

okay yor really weird!r u gay or something?cause thatsreally wwwweeeeeiiiiirrrrrrddddd!hey how old r most of u?


HEAD VAMPYRE  7 years ago

US VAMPYRES CANT BE GAY U THICK HEAD THE DRAINK BLOOD 2 KEEP US ALIVE


bella 7 years ago

yor just realy weird.and i bet a vampier can be gay.i am not A THICK HEAD!!YOR A THICK HEAD U BLOODSUCKER!!!!THAT WAS VERY HARD 4 ME 2 WRGHT.BUT YOR AN ass-hole!!and my head IS NOT THICK!YOR SUCH A JERK.YOR A LEACH!U SUCK!


SAM 7 years ago

HEAD VAMPIER-BELLA HAS A POINT.U R A JERK. YOR A BLOODSUCKER AND A LEACH.WELL I THINK U DO suck!and a vampier can be gay-like u r!


head vampyre 7 years ago

well u 2 are gay and had sex with yor mums


sam 7 years ago

fuck u!!why don't u go screw yorself,u JACK-ASS!!!!i have NOT had sex with anyone I don't even thik yor sane!yor not a vampier!cause if u r why don't u come BITE ME!! HAHAHAHA


candy 7 years ago

most vampires are not immortal and don't look like beautiful and stuff and the sun doesnt hurt them all they do is have an unusual craving for blood.


Chase De Grood 7 years ago

Well said "candy".


glock 7 years ago

need blood and cheese.


yo 7 years ago

thanks G .. needed this for ma project 4 English ..


Chase De Grood 7 years ago

Strange people.


UR ALL FREAKS! 7 years ago

OMFG! r u guys joking or wat? u seriously think ur vampires or vampire hunters? vampires don't even exist. Here's some new for u, and try not to cut urself after uve heard this, none of u r vampires, and vampires don't exist.

Here's a piece of advise, get a job, move out of ur parents basement, and get a life! If ur gonna leave a comment sayin, oh y don't u come and say that to me and my other vampire friends i have something to say: 1) u don't have any friends 2) y don't u come and bite me then u freaks and 3) go and c a doctor, cause there is something wrong wiv u

p.s. all of u who said i know a vampire, i need to kill him are sick, sick people and are going to end up in a padded cell.

have a nice time sucking peoples blood guys


i couldn't disagree more 7 years ago

vampires do exist! im a vampire. u should try drinking sum1s blood, or even ur own blood, its soo nice. i get a boner wen i drink it.

and for all you vampire hnters out there, please don't hunt me. im only trying to survive. sum1 should post a new hub about how to kill vampire hunters, wenever i see one, it totally kills my hard- on.

btw, for the person above, im gonna tell my head vampire on u. hes gonna be soooo mad. ud better run because wen this guy gets going, his mom needs to cover her ears, cause she does not want to hear the things coming from her basement. he is the strongest out of my whole clan of vampires, and hes sooo hot. hes only a little bit morbidly obese and hes talked to a girl before! can u believe it? and hes 39! imagine, talking to a girl at 39. hes such a rebel. one time, he didn't underline the title in his maths book

oh and the guy who left the comment above, why don't u come and say that to me on my home turf: runescape. im a serious warrior. my and my gang will kill u on it any day.

i bet ur not strong enough to under-go our initiation ceremony. what u need to do is strip naked, lye on ur bed and jerk off like ur mom isn't in the room above u. think u can do that? i do it every night, well, the nights where i don't cut myself anyway.

i love u all fellow vampires, and hope all those vampire hunters should go and die, cause if u hurt one of my clan members, then im coming after u, and im unleashing the wrath of runescape on u!!!


ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGG 7 years ago

ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG, im jerking off so damn hard!!!! its sooo swolen. i think i should get my mom to help me get the swelling down. oh shit, now i need to put down my big mac, turn off star trek and leave the basement and see if my mom will help me with the swelling.

maybe i could use my vampire speed to help! who am i kidding, im a fat piece of turd and have no life. ohhhhh. maybe if i make the noises a vampire makes ill become a vampire. ok here goes: OHHH BABY YHH HARDER! HARDER! am i a vampire now? ill check.... no still obese.

this is distracting me from the swelling. my mum might not be in tonight. maybe i could get my girlfriend to help. oh wait, i just realised ive spent my life sucking peoples blood and i don't have a girlfriend. oh darn


ades 7 years ago

Okay a hi I just wanted to tell you that my brother is a vampire and I am a werewolf but please dont just hunt us down all you vampire slaiers I mean sure we want to kill everybody we see but its just how we are plus Ive cast a couple spells on people.


weirdos 7 years ago

ur all fuking weirdos especilly the guy who just leftthat comment aout u being a vampire and ur brother being a werewolf mylast omment got deleted probably cuz i scared the shit out of u assholes pedos etc uh u casted a spell on someone jesus how old r u 9 damn i cant believe u ppl r even aloud to use computers u sould be in padded rooms for the rest of ur lives


crazy 7 years ago

i agree with "weirdos".


Chase De Grood 7 years ago

All you people have no life and you need to go to an asylum, or at least hire a therapist. Weirdos.


.... 7 years ago

..........i don't think vampires hurt you but u gotta be carefull in the night because you never know...ohh yeah i'm starting to think their are vampires looking on this website who are gettin pissed off of what were saying...one more..to know someone is a vampire you must look at thier teeth to see if its over grown or/and sharp...........cary a stake when you go at night


they are coming  7 years ago

There once was a small town full of things of the night. now they are returning from a long sleep.... cutting of the head you say???? i hope that works ........


Wtf 7 years ago

Wow. If you guys actually think you're vampires or vampire hunters or whatever else, you seriously need a life. That, and some professional help. GROW UP PEOPLE.


glock 7 years ago

1) I only hunt vamps (or were wolves or any super natural being)that kill humans that are not about to die or terminally ill.

see ya!!!


glock 7 years ago

hi


crazy 7 years ago

the AGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRR guy, tht is soo funny made me laugh bet ur right half the people on here are like tht. as for the rest of u i love vampires and the history behind it. i am a forensic anthrolopogist and i like to study the whole how bodies where fucked up by those diggin up the grqave coz they thought they were vamps. the vampire style is cool and so are the stories and legands but as for sayin u are one, come on now really i think ur bing silly now lol.


Sitti Nurarfazirah 7 years ago

This is for a vampire to kill a vampire:

First, Kill them by bayoneting their heart.then,tear them into small pieces. Followed by burning the small pieces.

For vampires to kill a vampire only.Human do not have the strength to tear a vampire.


drmony 7 years ago

i dont beleive in vampires because i am baap of those bloody creature...................


vampire hunter d [:aka dewayne:] 7 years ago

i only hunt evil vampires with my shotgun and the shells are made with a liquid silver nitrate composite. matamorphic acid substate and a vicous c4 explosive gel it can take down an elder vampire with one shot so watch out ades cus it can kill wearwolfs to so start drinkin animal blood k?[:lol:]but im sereus >:[]:<


vampire hunter d  7 years ago

im putin 2 rounds up yours chase de grood! i also help good vampires like sam and bella and head vampyer! and all the other vampires!my best friend is a vampire!so your a freak! leave the vampire and my friends alone!>:[


ps  7 years ago

the reson head vampyer is good cus he you


'The' Slayer 7 years ago

This all is so hilarious. I mean Virginia doesn't even have a hellmouth, d. Get a life!


Lucretia 7 years ago

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Quite frankly, I have always found the idea of vampires intriguing, even more so now days. With books such as Bram Stokers, Anne Rice, Stephanie Meyer (as much as I detest her story of over-romantic word vomit) and many other writers, I do not know whether to believe or not. What I do believe, is that authors such as these have made the Vampires, most believed to exist only in myth, come to life.

Whether or not there are those of you who believe they truly possess the dark gift or not, I have found this hub/thread/rant very amusing, in all aspects. But I do hope, no killing of innocents occur because of ‘How To Kill A Vampire.

Also, as I am seeking to write a book on vampires, I ask Keny;

“This organisation you say your apart of...is there a copyright on that (?), because it would present a very believable complication within my book. And if indeed it proves to be true, it holds and even more interesting aspect.”


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Keny Luger 7 years ago Author

There's no copyright.


glock 7 years ago

1 month befor my 12th birthday and i still don't know what to do for it and i have been playing world of warcraft most of the time :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))


glock 7 years ago

vampire hunter d i could not agree more you are so right on this people listen to him.


methevampire 7 years ago

Hello people- no- fellow vampire and vampire hunters, I am wondering wether this site is free to join and play, if not, could you give me an idea on how much it would cost?? I've never been much of a vampire, but I have seen Twilight and since then, I have been VERY curious of the Vampire and Werewolf species. Are there any points of information I might need to know about this site??

By the way, I am 11 and I have to do an assignment on Werewolves and Vampires. Please help me!

I will be back to check on this site soon, so just type info in a comment box and I will read it..... HEHEHE

I hope to talk to you soon, my fellow Vamp's!!


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Keny Luger 7 years ago Author

This is a free site. If you want to research werewolves and vampires just look at the top of the page for the search box and type your subject in there.


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goldentoad 7 years ago from Free and running....

what the hell? Keny these vamps still around?!


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Keny Luger 7 years ago Author

Man I cant get them off me. I want to close the comments but HP is moving slow with the feature I requested.


eaasi3574 7 years ago

Thank you very much for this hub! It's really very useful.. I appreciate it very much and will follow your advice!


vampire hunter d  7 years ago

glock what is your w.o.w name?


vampire hunter d  7 years ago

glock what is your w.o.w name?


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goldentoad 7 years ago from Free and running....

mine is deeznuts


vhd aka vampire hunter d 7 years ago

lol deeznuts.


LAmatadora 7 years ago

what did I miss? lol and why are you talking like Snoop, GT? Deeznuts!!! LMAO that's your gamer name...OH MY LORD...


Countess 7 years ago

Why do people always want to search out and kill the undead. You know what I think I think if vampiers do exist there not like the movies at all. There just like me and you and the term Vampier may be some kind of sickness that you can get. But if I'm wroung about that part and there something else than I think there just misunderstood.

So why don't we all get back to the real world and live our lives, and stop hunting down vampiers already.

Thank you.


ed 7 years ago

rely vapiers i think that they mite be real but ,icould be rong.the ideas .imeen come on the only way to solve this probolw is to ethere become freindswith it ordo what thay did in Twilight.


Twilight_Fan 7 years ago

OMG!!

there are sooooooo many ways to kill a vampire. Totally cool.

But i want to become a vampire cuz in twilight they are so beautiful and fast.

Tell me ways to become a vampire plz.

thanks a million


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goldentoad 7 years ago from Free and running....

They will come after you tonight twilight fan and stick their fangs in you!


Flamingo_5 :) 7 years ago

Hey, big thanks to "Howdy" and "Phoenix"

I agree with Howdy as well, not many people here are talking the right stuff. Though they have given away a little information.. I don't think it's any harm to the real Vampires out there though... so, the real ones out there.. \m/ ur the best! Just remember... too much of anything is never good... and please have a heart (you know what i mean) and don't hunt "Just Because" you have to hunt.. learn to control.. So all races can live in peace. :)

Thanks.


Flamingo_5 :) 7 years ago

Just a few questions for the real ones out there... Is it True/Possible/Has there been cases where an actual Vampire or the Queen has loved a Human like their own? Are there any "Rules" one must obey? Is it against the folklore to have a Human as one's spouse? What is a Vampire/Human compatibility like?? Please answer. (Hoping to hear from 'Howdy' or 'Phoenix')

Thanks.


karlo_bugarin 7 years ago

thanks for the answers for my question I'll remember all of that.

thank you


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goldentoad 7 years ago from Free and running....

I will beat down all vampire slayers and vampires, ain't none of you can fuck with me. I'm gangsta!


glock 7 years ago

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


glock 7 years ago

wow so what if your gangsta zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.


sofia jade 7 years ago

xcuse me dudes but r u guyz just over reacting? i min, hey!! "I want 2 b a vampire!, I want 2 kill a vampire, I want 2 bcome a vampire" Vampire my ass!!!!!! y r u so obses w/ something dat can`t even defend itself from ol ur big mouth????????

Trust me, if u were to mit a vampire, SHUT UR FUCKIN' MOUTH ABOUT IT, DON'T BRAG ABOUT SEEING ONE!!!!!you got dat?????just SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!

Beside, if they can't kill people then wat r vampires made for??????


VR Holic 7 years ago

hey wat bout vampire romance?aren't u guyz wanderin' wat it b like 2 be luv by a vampire, how dey fil wen u shake hands 2 dem????hey ive red many vampire romnce olredy nd dose vampire guyz der r so cool specialy wen dey try 2 save der woman, oooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it so orgasmic,,,,,hey i wonder if der come a tme wen vampires fight werewolves and der come a tme dat a vampire fols n luv w/ a werewolf,,,,,u know it wil be like a 4bden luv just like humans and oder supernatural beings aaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!! im goin' 2 find dat out no mater wat it takes even if it takes me a lifetime!!!!Hehehehe


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goldentoad 7 years ago from Free and running....

I'm supernatural, if you want some real lovin' come to me, but send me a pic first.


VR Holic 7 years ago

hahaha!!!!!dat is a joke right?????


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goldentoad 7 years ago from Free and running....

as much as this hub and the real vampire slayers


booger 7 years ago

whoaaaaaaa!!!!!!talk about romance? Man!!! get that shit elsewhere....where talkin' about killing vampires and you guyz are talking romance.!!!!man!!!! gives me the goose bumps.....


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goldentoad 7 years ago from Free and running....

booger, I am sure you never had romance so you don't know what you're missing.


booger 7 years ago

hey!!! i'm just stating wat i think about dat shit so stop it before you realize im becoming your little brother......


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goldentoad 7 years ago from Free and running....

I like to bang chicks, I don't care about vampires. I have to admit though, some chicks I've banged were like vampires.

Booger, you have to change your name if I am to call you lil bro.


VR Holic 7 years ago

uhm,,,are u guyz fighting???? u know its not appropriate to be fighting w/ each ader....anyway,,booger eventhough wer talking romance here it s still 'bout vampires okay!!!!!!! so pls. don't fight goldentoad......

sorry about that goldentoad my fault,,hehehe


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goldentoad 7 years ago from Free and running....

that's okay, I came to battle all slayers and vampires. Whoever is brave enough, bring it.


sofia jade 7 years ago

hey,,,i am sensing something...... r u tense VR Holic??????

U c!!!!! dats wat u get from vampires,,dey make u somewhat someting deat should not be...

So f i wer u VR Holic,,,,i beter stay out of trable.....specialy w/ dose 2


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goldentoad 7 years ago from Free and running....

I'm crazy that's for sure. I walk outside in my boxers and howl at the moon. I must be part lycan. That means I will rip any slayers and vampires apart.

I am saying its last call for the night. I am finishing my last beer, hotel california is playing, that means its time for me to drift through my dreams. The moon is silent and I will be tucked into bed by guardian angels that protect me and guide me until dawn breaks over the eastern mountains. Vampires beware, my blood is too strong with illegal narcotics and liquid intoxicants, it will turn you into ash upon first taste.


booger 7 years ago

Whoaaa!!!!!! dude u sounded like im a vampire or something....come 2 tink of 8 f i wer a vampire i might as wel come 2 ur rum wil u slip nd rip dat shit out of u...can u take dat?????


booger 7 years ago

bring it on man.....bring it on!!!!!!


sofia jade 7 years ago

Hey quit dat,,,r u guyz just goin' 2 brag and brag about ds shit ol day????!!!! f im not mistakin',,,,miss VR Holic might b scared right now because of u 2,,, specialy u BOOOOOGGGEEERRRR!!!!!!


VR Holic  7 years ago

Okay,,,,Goodbye u guyz hope i can chat w/ u guyz again specialy u sofia jade......hey wat about f i can tel u about vampire romance someday....tanks....

booger,,,,goldentoad,,,,il c u guyz next time.....hehehe


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goldentoad 7 years ago from Free and running....

okay booger, I popped my vitamins and took my morning crap, if you ain't scared to come out during the day, I'm ready for ya sucka!


vhd  7 years ago

yo goldentoad baro my sg shells to kill some


booger 7 years ago

maybe u didn't rid wat i just said 2 u hours ago wen ur "drinking ur last beer...."

I say BRING IT ON MAN......BRING IT ON!!!!!!!!

and maybe i can rily suck dat crap out of u...........


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goldentoad 7 years ago from Free and running....

I am untouchable, only cryptonite will hurt me booger, come here so I can get you a kleenex to clean yourself, get that booger before it becomes a crusty one.


booger 7 years ago

whoooaaaa!!!!!!r u rily searching 4 a fight???????


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goldentoad 7 years ago from Free and running....

I sure am you crusty booger! Either we fight or we get some chicks to screw!


VR Holic 7 years ago

Hey der!!!!....hav u guyz red or watch TRUE BLOOD....oooohhhhh!!!! coz dats a kind of a vampire romance a like 2 hav.....u know..cns d story s ol 'bout love b/n a vampire nd a human......evendow dey r 4bden 2 luv each ader dey stil don't care......isn't dat romantic??????

oh i wish i had dat kind of romance someday....not dat im a hopeless romantic.....i just want 2 hope....anyway....silver das do d trik specialy wen u wiken vampires so dey cannot fight u.....


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goldentoad 7 years ago from Free and running....

I saw True Blood, are you talking about when the Vamps have crazy jackhammer sex? Well, I'm not Vampire, but I can do it like that.


VR Holic 7 years ago

Wel....not dat actually.....its da part wer dat protagonist vampire kils ds anader vampire 2 save his luv w/c s a human by d way......not d sex bcoz dats anader topic....


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goldentoad 7 years ago from Free and running....

he was weak to his emotions and a traitor to his kind!


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fortunerep 7 years ago from North Carolina

can u spell or do you choose to talk that way?


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goldentoad 7 years ago from Free and running....

watch out Dori! there is real vampire and slayers entering this hub! Get your garlic necklace on!


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fortunerep 7 years ago from North Carolina

vampires, men, dogs, and toadfrogs are scared of me, no worries.

dori


booger 7 years ago

whoooaaa!!!!!now u guyz r talking romance.....wats rong w/ u people!!!!!..hey VR Holic no offence ment.....but f i wer u,,,u beter stay away w/ dat sucka...f u know wats gud 4 u...speacily wen talking about romance...bcoz dats BULLSHITTTT!!!!!


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goldentoad 7 years ago from Free and running....

booger you're a virgin! you play with your pecker!


VR Holic 7 years ago

ok fine.....anyway.....dey said a vampire is not actually immortal u know,,,dey r just only a being hu only age slowly......VERY,VERY, SLOWLY,,,,so evendow aders wants 2 be a vampire,,,dey can olso die, not n a natural way but, d hard way.....


booger 7 years ago

whoooaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!wel..d way i c it,,,,ur not,,,,nd d way u c it,,,,i am,,,but u know wat... i WASSSSS!!!!!!!!


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goldentoad 7 years ago from Free and running....

You can't unbecome a vampire booger, without losing your virginity first!


booger 7 years ago

wat d fuck r u talking about!!!!!!!!!!! u r way out of d topic man!!!!!!!!! nd sometime i tinku beter let a doc2r check ur hed....cos its out of d orbit w/ ur body......


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fortunerep 7 years ago from North Carolina

lmao


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goldentoad 7 years ago from Free and running....

you're still a virgin booger, if I were you, I'd be chasing girls instead of vampires. Your wee wee is going to fall off if you keep playing with it all the time.


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AEvans 7 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

What in the??? Vampires oh good grief I do have to say that people have an interesting imagination and if someone's wee wee is going to fall off they had better get to ER, they could have an STD from Rosie and her five sisters. lolololo

The hub is unique I must say..:)


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goldentoad 7 years ago from Free and running....

It is an epic battle between me, the slayers and the real vampires! But they are all a bunch of pussies who can't spell and like play with themselves!

And sometimes the lycans join in!


Carmen 7 years ago

you guys r all just a bunch of weridos that need to get a life! have u ever killed a vampire? they would kill u before u even knew it! try finding one its not that esay


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goldentoad 7 years ago from Free and running....

Yeah, I don't kill vampires, I drain them for all their blood and trip out and have crazy sex on it.

I don't think you ever saw a vampire Carmen!


Flamingo_5 :)  7 years ago

Plz answer... keny?? u there?


twilightfan 7 years ago

How to kill a vampire..I wouldn't like to kill one,but i would if he/she thristed for only my blood,..i just watched twilight last week,I think vampire's are real,i had dreams about vampires stalking me...i know dream's aren't real,but i think it's gunna happen,But vampire's aren't ALL evil,sure Edward Cullen didn't kill Bella,cuz he loves her,so yeah

any body agree with me?


Lylec 7 years ago

lol, this hub is great,

you got the nut cases versus Goldentoad and imadork

gt and dork, I salute you guys,

and Keny, nice info,

like the movies and books you choose, but you missed daywalker, forget who its by, but it includes a method to kill them that you missed

Lylec:D


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goldentoad 7 years ago from Free and running....

Yeah I need dork to come back and help put a smack down on these wanna be vamps like booger.


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Keny Luger 7 years ago Author

Lylec, I would love to hear the Daywalker method for killing vampires. Care to contribute?


Lylec 7 years ago

I just need to find the book Keny, might take a while, but I'll post when I find it.

And gold, I don't know, you seem to be dishing enough smack down out that you don't the help:P


Som1 7 years ago

i think u may be slightly deluded. A couple of my friends are from the three noble families (it u know what I’m on about) and last time i checked the vampires that i know rather enjoy dishes made of garlic, like walks in the sun and have no aversion to anything religious (holy water, crosses, ect, ect.)The stakes will kill the vampires these days but not because the life force is taken from them but because they are usually like humans like that. I would suggest that you don’t go around slaying them as there would be two consequences:1 the police will be after you for murder, and 2 if it was a vampire you killed the rest of their kin will mark and kill you. No of the three families would ever harm a human or their livestock unless in a life threatening situation, or for revenge for you having slaying their kin.

My Sources: Several of my friends belong to the Three families.


count Alucard the second 7 years ago

if you want to kill us. you cant.

D if you join my clan i will repay you well. In blood!.For i am the son of count Dracula. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!


ibbo 7 years ago

hiya me and my mate were havin a debate on how to kill a vampire and it says on here that sunlight cant kill them but harm them is that rite that sum vampires can survive in sunlight?

thank you from ibbo


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Lylec 7 years ago from Eh

K, 

so I found the book, and got an account,  the book has a longish story line involving vamps and their enemy the naturai(earth guardians(and sorry if you get nuts on this page now claiming to be naturai)) anyway, so if they drink  their blood they die, it acts kinda like an easy bake oven, cept replace bake with vamp and oven with vkill = easy vamp kill

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alucard_(Hellsing) is the link for the find:P

oh and to Alucard 2, if you want people to take you seriously i suggest you don't ripp off your name from an anime series

like c'mon, get a little more creative, even "cartoon vamp" woulda worked better


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goldentoad 7 years ago from Free and running....

the count is an idiot that tries to lick his own private parts


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Keny Luger 7 years ago Author

Quite a following this hub has. Would you guys like me to start a forum for vampire related discussions?


count alucrad 7 years ago

k how dare you insult me.

I'm the son of count Dracula.

in a week you will feel my wrath


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Travis Pyle 7 years ago from Vineland, New Jersey

wow why would you need to know how to kill a vampire they dont exist


count alucard 7 years ago

k

obviously i'm real,

you too will feel my wrath


Random person 7 years ago

You people are embarassing yourselves, and humanity by the way. There are no such things as vampires. The dictionary definition for vampire and an organism that ingests blood. Any animal or human can be a vampire, but that does not mean you are supernatural. Technically, if you had a cut in your mouth and accidentally swallowed your blood(It tastes nasty)(I don't know why the hell you would swallow it) you are a vampire


count Alucard 7 years ago

k never mind

i have a bigger fish to fry random person perpare to die


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raiderfan 7 years ago from Arizona

count alucard is a gay vampire


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goldentoad 7 years ago from Free and running....

raiderfan they are gay and chronic masturbators with hairy palms. if they suck blood its off their pet mice.


?????? 7 years ago

ok i kno this is going to sound weired and i feel so stupid coming to a site like this but does any one know a vampire who is willing to turn me if vampires even exist its just always been like a non gay fantasy of mine to be a vampire well if there is and i know i am probabley going to get alot of crap emails but email me at jason_archer@live.com ( i know im gonna get some "ur retarted" emails lol


sam 7 years ago

jezz,i haven't been on her in a while.


Monster Kill 7 years ago

All creatures have weaknesses. Dunpeals are half human half vampire. They are weak to sunlight but don't die instantly, they are also never age, they are also able to turn vampire when they want, they also are able to get hurt by mortal weapons. Werewolves are able to fight for you if you are in a close relation or have a strong friendship. Otherwise shoot them with silver bullets to weaken them, to kill them instantly you decapitate them (cut off their head). Alpha werevolves are the leaders. To kill them it's the same except silver bullets barely hurt them. Nari are a dark fairy creature with claws for feet. they go into ghost mode to get closer to you and not get hit. stab or shoot them to kill them. otherwise the claws will kill you. This is all so far.


7 years ago

werewolves carnt be killed with pathetec silver bullets ive been shot with like 70 so come find me unless u want to live o ye don't ferget a body bag im all out


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goldentoad 7 years ago from Free and running....

D you ain't nuttin, come get a blast from my guns and you will be terminated.

And Monster Kill- I have no weaknesses.

jason archer- you are gay.


bobby moore 7 years ago

all vamoires want is a nob or huge tits


You retards 7 years ago

wow you guys are pathetic thinking you are vampires and what not? yeah your soooo cool. there's no such things dumbasses. stop trying to act like ur one.

p.s.: Don't get nightmaresss muwhahahahaah


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goldentoad 7 years ago from Free and running....

You retards- you have the dumbest name ever, you should be mad at your mom and dad for naming you that.


KAYN 7 years ago

These are bullshit's!A vampire can only be killed if you cut his head of.These are only stories that aren't true.This is the only way to kill a vampire.


KAYN 7 years ago

Werewolves can only be killed if you shoot them with a silver bullet in their heart!


glock 7 years ago

D and other phscos come and mess i have a long bow and i'm not afrade to use it i got sords axes knives and wooden stakes got that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


me 7 years ago

D says:10 months ago

want to come and try to kill me, do you really want to die, then come and find me in Christiansburg,VA. Pathetic Humans,HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Think you can kill a full vampire with those weapons then come humans, or be cowards

come to woolongong you pussy ill fuck you up vamp or not how would you like to spend eternity in hundreds of little pieces in lock boxes buried in concreate each part submerged in acid but your head i will sow you mouth shut with a ipod with nothing but britney spears playing on it shoved in your ears with a long power cord so it will play for ever


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raiderfan 7 years ago from Arizona

no one has hurt Goldentoad yet. He must have superpowers and all those vampires and lycans that want to kill him, can't. They must be pussies.


glock 7 years ago

wow D go back to you'r mental instotion how bouot you come hear coward i'm in oakland CA find out the street name and adres you'r self it will be a good chalange. noooooooooooo britney spears. find me.ahole.


me 7 years ago

to glock you what's wrog with decapitating D's vampiric head and making his undead corpse listen to briyney for the rest of time i recon it will be the one son on continus play im theinking oop's i did it again lol


sam 7 years ago

haha,lol nice one,opps i did it again lol


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raiderfan 7 years ago from Arizona

glock and me are gay lovers


me 7 years ago

raiderfan

i don't think anyone here need to know you andd glock are gay lover's


glock 7 years ago

i'm not his gay lover raiderfan you are a dick go back to you'r mom's basement and go on worold of war craft and get you'r lvl 1 gnome beaten in another duel got it ftard oh and go 49ers!!!!!!! D come over hear and i will cut you'r head off with my axe!!!!!! To "me" listining to brity spers is a to tarable fate but not for D.


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goldentoad 7 years ago from Free and running....

glock, you are raiderfan's bitch.

@ me- you are a pimple


me 7 years ago

hey golden toad

what's that on your shirtin you photo a dick least now you can say you got one do you like to wrap that shit around a broom handle and shove it up your ass so some thing will fuck you. you gonna cry now you loser go back to your mummy tit's and suck some more milk out of them and while you there get her to change your nappy so you may grow up one day and admit your the biggist poofter there is...

to glock i thing golden toad gonna be listerning to a hansen song mmmbop lol


head vampyre 7 years ago

muhahahahahahaha i will take blood tonight


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Lylec 7 years ago from Eh

yo head vamp: its not cool to take blood from the blood bank,

why would you even brag about that?

and glock, people might believe your not gay once you get that dick out of your mouth


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Lylec 7 years ago from Eh

yo head vamp: its not cool to take blood from the blood bank, 

why would you even brag about that?

 

and glock, people might believe you're not gay once you get that dick out of your mouth


gost writer 7 years ago

haha u suckers! i am a vampire, will kill u all, hehehehehe, SUCKERS!! this bull crap is from the movies n books which suck ass, nuthin will stop me!!! hehehehehhehehehehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


head vampyre 7 years ago

muhahahahaha i will drink lylecs blood


vhd 7 years ago

im back after killing a vampire and by the way head vampyre its not vampyre its vampire.damm thare getting harder to kill and gost(ghost)writer...shut the f### up you are not a vamp.ok?and glock.good hunting!


head werewolf 7 years ago

I hunt vampires and you are right garlic and silver and stakes and sunlight don't work anymore. you cant get that from movies. i also have friend whos ancestors were from eastern europe and were vampires now he is one to. they are from the Upier clan of vampires andhe can eat garlic and wlk in daylight but he has exceptionally long fingernails and teeth and they are slaws and fangs i will not kill him but i have made a new serum that will kill and turn any vampire to ashes.


Random Person 7 years ago

Anything can be kill with a bullet to the face, especially if it is a high caliber such as a 41 cal and a 44 cal. A shotgun works well to at close range. You guys are idiots.


7 years ago

u idiots there not even real besides u need to find the blood miror first and no shut up im not a vampire im not !!!!!!!!!!!!


head werewolf 7 years ago

vampires are real i have killed one and used to be friends with one


head werewolf 7 years ago

and they wont die by a bullet to the face


edgar frog 7 years ago

you do not need wooden stakes to kill a vampire, that's a myth, u can use, medal, or really any sharp object, it dosent even need to be sharp as long as it pierces the heart. holly water, or you can go online and fill out some forms and be an official priest so you can make holly water, u don't splash it in there direction, u have to hit them with it, with lots, (holly water baloons work great) also a garlic bola, u through it around there neck and there head will come right off, its a nice touch. a nice tool is a stubie, its a short stake for close range action, put 1 in there neck and then go for the heart. and not all vampires die the same, some explode some implode, for strong vampires cut off the head. he has no chance. lastly, i drink frog juice, garlic, (fresh) holly water and raw eggs, i drink it before i go to bed and in the morning. i hope u will listen


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The Dark Princess 7 years ago

To all Humans who do not believe in My People, and to all who wish to destroy Us, you will die slowly and painfully on My command. And in case you have not realized this, there is NO way to destroy Us. We are immune to the pathetic attemts of Mortals to cause Our death. Garlic, Holy Water, Crosses, Beheading, Sunlight (We embrace the warmth of the Sun), and every other lie Hollywood has spread about Us is untrue. All your attemts do is piss Us off. If you moronic Mortals do not cease, eventually you will die one by one.


me 7 years ago

the dark princess what are you fucking delusional if ya cant kill a suck head by removing his or her head then why don't we just chop the suck head up so it cant hurt any one refer to my previous post


glock 7 years ago

gt i'm not besides i like some one else at school she is sooooooo hot i mean if you tryed frying an egg with in 10 feet of her it would exploed i'm noones bich you gutless bastrd f'n dick noob you are so low to talk to a 12 yearold like that. if you come to my house in oakland CA you will fell sorey for you'r self o waight you won't come out so come out o yo grand ma's basement and bring you'r blanket and you binky.


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Lylec 7 years ago from Eh

wow, makin fun of a dead guy, real mature


glock 7 years ago

lilec i don't have my dick in my mouth it is probaly an inposable contortion and person under an alious don't make fun of mj he dose not have (or did have a place in this) and lylec if you make one more remark like that to me you will be punished. i might give you a treat if you are good i also can get you a used chue toy lylec (used by my dog).


vhd 7 years ago

god deap $h!t is coming on now


PAIGE 7 years ago

U CAN NOT KILL US VAMPIRES...... WE ARE TOO STRONG.......


me 7 years ago

hey dark princess how bout you gave me some head make sure you swallow thou


ok._.  7 years ago

wat the this is the the wierdest chat in possibly the history of this earth its also very funny lol.


ok._.  7 years ago

wat the this is the the wierdest chat in possibly the history of this earth its also very funny keep it up guys!


ok._.  7 years ago

is anybody online in this chat noooo its like that movie i am legend.hmm not a soul commenting here very creepy i wonder if i can say random stuff?


ok._.  7 years ago

hmmm this is wigety wack and my sis knows that!


ok._.  7 years ago

hmm holy matrimony(pokémon pokémon animay).i wonder if theres an african american vampire i hope nobody hears this message barack obama is your mama she went to sudan to kiss yo man!!!!!brock obama the o-force unleashed i could imagine brock with a lightsaber no a geodude upside down and a red light coming out of it butt eposode VIII the return of the brock w8 what does this have to do with vampires lol!


ok._.  7 years ago

hmm that's funny the lizzano order sounds like something out of an italian menu ill order the lizzano get lizzano order.imnot trying to offend the lizzano order i just cant help but it its a funny name.and what kind of name is booger no offence but really booger-_-.


ok._.  7 years ago

sorry forgot to write it between get and lizanno.wee wees gt don't get drunk the vampires will get you well maybe not who wants drink your blood eww no offence like rly-_-.


what _ ever 7 years ago

OMG all you guys who say ur a vampire really need to get a life, i came on here to get some ideas for an essay... and i've read so many comments about now knowing how to kill the girl in your class...ect your all insane!!! and if you don't get it out of your stupid heads sooner or later your all going to prison!!! FOR MURDER.... DICKS!! well done to all of you who put sensible answers... i'm actually scared about meeting one of these freaks who may end up killing me over a stupid fantasy, who are all crearly mummies boys that live at home with no partner or friends .


ok._. 7 years ago

im not a vampire i just found this hub ridikously funny i spelled wrong ridikously wrong ignore that plz-_-.


ok._. 7 years ago

lol not to offend keny but the order of lizano lol sounds like something off a italian menu ill order the lizano lol.


billybob 7 years ago

yo mama ok.-l. yo mama


ok._. 7 years ago

oh im so bored im even talking to myself i am billybob stupid billybob w8 i am billy bob lol.


me 7 years ago

i aint no vapire or no slayer im just saying that if one of these wannabe's happened to jump out of the bushes pretending to be a vampire i would be quiet justefied in cutting them up and shitting on there remains


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Keny Luger 7 years ago Author

@ok._. you're funny with the Lizzano thing. I know you need us to pay attention to that so yeah it was funny. Really.

@me - that was funny when you said "cutting them up and shitting on their remains". One of the funniest things I've read in the comments. Well, after ok._.s comment about the Italian order.


Rachie_Chick 7 years ago

i agree with you what_ever image if i was the one who looked like a vampire (even though i am not one) and some sick headed person shot me in the heart and chopped my head all because they have some weird fantasy in there head?? that would destroy my family and destroy their own life as they would end up in jail!!!!!! some people need to admit themseleves into the crazy ward and get some THERAPY fats!!!!!!!!


ok._. 7 years ago

yay ppl commenting its an emotional moment(SNIFF) what did the browneys look like when they were shted out i wonder if the browneys were delicious hmm dark chocalate browney with natrual lemonade.


ok._. 7 years ago

was the browney firm or soft hmm that has to be a tasty browny hmmm ba ba ba ba ba im crapin it!


glock 7 years ago

ok._. is a perv natrual lemonade dark chocolate that is so sick get you'r head out of you'r ass ok ok._.


glock 7 years ago

ok._. how old are you 9 prev


ok._. 7 years ago

oh no im 15 im sorry if the joke was sick i just like making random crude or sick jokes i apologize.


ok._. 7 years ago

ill stop commenting on this hub its to quiet -_-.


me 7 years ago

burn them all plus no limit texas holdem rocks on face book megadeth also rocks


i did a 7 years ago

pooo poooo poooo poooo


Alucard  7 years ago

join my my fellow vampires we will destroy the human race

and some werewolfs

for Dracula!


me 7 years ago

alucard is a anogram for dracula did your mommy come up with that you poofter


zombie 7 years ago

brainnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnssssssssssssssssssssssssssss


flaca 7 years ago

how do u become a vampire?


methos02 7 years ago

very useful site, some interesting comments, some not ie the ones picking on the vampire fans, all off you look for

TLN ( The longest night)a new vampire film.


me 7 years ago

to become a vampire you must be bitten by a vampire have your blood drained and exchanged with his or hers


nyeh 7 years ago

do vampires use the restroom??


wendy  7 years ago

err im not being rude or anything but i thought vamp were like mythologic and stuff

and bretending you are one is kinda sad

sorry if you find it affensive


glock 7 years ago

c ya guys later going to the seara nvada moutans oh and ok when i saw your comets i thoght you were 9.c ya.


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sshansshan 7 years ago

thanksss that help me alot :)


me 7 years ago

affenseive what the hell is affensive is it not offencive

by bretending did you mean pretending yes vampire need to piss but not shit


buddy93416 7 years ago

lol vampires don't exsist

and that headvampire guy is a noob


bella 7 years ago

vampires are a fun way to have fun and if they want to belive in all of it leave them alone its what they belive in I for one luv vampires and think their cool and poetic so don't bag on them why were you on the website to post those things anyway buddy93416 and me


nyeh  7 years ago

so do vampires use the restroom yes or no in mythology????


nyeh 7 years ago

DO THEY!!!!


me 7 years ago

i would


me 7 years ago

i would


none of you're biusness 7 years ago

i need to know how to kill a vearv old vampire that is after me


nyeh 7 years ago

lol i knnow you would use the restroom.


glock 7 years ago

i think so or the works would be jamed up or............................................................c ya lol.


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vegetarian_vamp 7 years ago

HUMANS!!!!

don't DARE

promise US

FOREVER cause

YOU WILL NEVER

LAST THAT LONG!!

EXIT

(Walking in the fog)


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vegetarian_vamp 7 years ago

TO:Keny

the vampress in the

Mediaeval 'vampire' skull found near Venice

was my aunty...

We Were trying to hide it....

but...........................................

(TURNED INTO BAT)


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vegetarian_vamp 7 years ago

TO:Keny

the vampress in the

Mediaeval 'vampire' skull found near Venice

was my aunty...

We Were trying to hide it....

but...........................................

(TURNED INTO BAT)


kalvin 7 years ago

i know people deserve respect and stuff but vegitarian vampire lol i laughed i never heard of a vegitarian vampire!what kind of name is that???


nikki 7 years ago

we are writing a book about vampires... do u know any other ways to kill a blood vampire?


me 7 years ago

decapitation works well


putton 7 years ago

will died blood kill a vampire


gemma frost 7 years ago

i heart twilight yh


half blood prince A.K.A prince of darkness 7 years ago

i may be half blood but i have the power of 10 vampires and i can shape myself using the blood i collected to turn 10 or 100 years old. P.S none of these will kill a trained vampire like me


WOW 7 years ago

I can't believe you guys think vampires are real! Vampires are simply myths created from the bloodthirsty Count Dracula, a conquerer of europe that tortured people in unimaginably cruel ways. This started the story of count dracula the vampire, which caught the imaginations of millions of people. I believe that the stake way to kill him was inspired by the fact that he scewered people on wooden stakes to scare people. Since the start of dracula, the world of vampires exploded and now people think they really exist...


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Lylec 7 years ago from Eh

Yea, although he wasn't referred to as Count Dracula, he was known as Vlad the Impailer (thus the idea of killing him by impailing him on a stake)


lily 7 years ago

I wanna be a vamp. one of yall come bite me.


xTamziX 7 years ago

i beleave in them, for all you pepole who don't beleve and call us freeks, YOUS are the freeks why are yous here if you don't beleve just to make pepole feel bad :I that's what i call freeks!!!


hehe 7 years ago

boobies hehe sorry random thought


Vampgirl 7 years ago

i say if u want 2 kill one of my kind (; u have 2 burn us 2 ashes. duh!


glock 7 years ago

vampgirl dose a knife through the hart work? hehe ummmm lay off the random wired and pervish thouts got it.


Flamingo_5 :) 7 years ago

Calling out to Keny Luger???? -Please answer Flamingo on line one!!! TY!


glock 7 years ago

hi "vampgirl" dose an ordinary bullit or sharp coject to the

chest work?


me 7 years ago

if any of u vampire reatards want a fight come to australia i will send u instruction where 2 find me the n we will get into it


slay all vampires 007 7 years ago

hi, there a male in my class. he is indeed a vampire and i am positive. i have been observing his behavior for the past week and i have been jotting down notes. he matches most the qualifications of a vampire.

large pupils which are sensitive to the suns rays, he carries sunglasses on his head

avoids the sun

very pale

does not speak much

wears black

one thing that frightened me: recently we were playing dodge ball in class, he got really into it, and tried to injure us. im thinking he was just trying to get a glimpse of blood to arouse himself.

also i believe he knows that i am on to him, and his secret.

i have a few questions:

can they read minds?

should i have a talk with him and ask him if he is a vampire?if i do will he hurt me?

should i tell a teacher?

should i slay him?

do the have a specific blood type that they are drawn to?


slay all vampires 007 7 years ago

i forgot to add:

he has a red ring around his eyes,

And his hair is slicked back, which i believe is very vampire like.

i caught staring at me during class and i got a vibe that he wants my blood and he wants me dead also i got a vision of him fondling my corpse.

in dodge ball i was his first victim.. does this mean anything..?

please help my life is on the line..

if he is trying to attack, how should i slay him?


VampGall 7 years ago

Yes you should slay him would you rather be dead or alive?

I would slay him before he gets ya


me 7 years ago

he aint a vampire just a fuckin goth pooofter lol

to test this give him a quick kick in the balls is he gose down he is a goth or emo if not id probely run to a church or something cause u will have a pissed of vampire after u lol


poofs 7 years ago

rite have fun being vampires guys really i hope uou have fun


painless love 7 years ago

he aint a vampire really he would fucked yea already up one of these days!!!!!

so stop goin'mad !

am i right people?


kimberley 7 years ago

this is so stupid VAMPIRES DON'T EXIST and im only on this stupid website 4 mi home work GET A LIFE !!!!!!!!!!!1


Roxie Shadow 7 years ago

Vampires eat aswell says Laurel K Hamilton and that you can only kill a vampire with a warrant, without a warrant its murder and its against the law to kill a vampire without a warrant


johnny 7 years ago

how to kill a real vampire:method 1:call the devil:In order to kill a vampire use a fully powered crucifix and say:kill this piece of [beep] and sacrifice the hell within this vampires heart!


tyler hazeldine 7 years ago

except for the ppl tht don't believe vampires UR ALL IDIOTS if u want to kno how to kill a vampire there is no way to kill them its the vampires choice on when they die so just stop all the fighting and give up and GLOCK ur an idiot if u think u could even last for 10 mins against a vampire if ur only a half so like i said everyone just give up i should kno im a full fledged vampire with 1/6 werewolf in me even so everyone stop fighting and another thing fire doesn't hurt vampires its just a thingto them and yes a vampire can be in the sunlight it just weakens them it doesn't kill them so plz stop fighting and think bout wut im saying


bob man 7 years ago

this is all shit but at least now i can do my homework 4 english


dr poo 7 years ago

lol bob man i have to do this for english too. it is shit lol


none 7 years ago

Thank you for the information!

Now I can start my book!

:D


glock 7 years ago

hay vamps come to California and i will kick yo ass.


InukeVanHelsing 7 years ago

You mere mortals believe that we vampires can be killed. We could, before we started taking over the world. Have you ever tried assassinating a major world leader? doesn't work. We control this planet. Obama? bah! We're the most powerful guys in the world. You guys are screwed, our servants will nuke you vampire hunters!!!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha mortals!!!


A.J.Hale 7 years ago

Okay, Can some one please explain why everyone seems to hate our kind.Yes there are those of us that Hollywood and writers portray as mindlees,bloodthirsty,banes on humanity. And to the men and women in here aspiring to be "slayers"You do realize that even if you do slay a real vampire-which will be highly unlikely since we've been endangerd since 1672- you've still commited murder.And as for the vampires traits , I can persoanlly assure you those are a load of shit.

-Thank you have a swell evening.


InukeVanHelsing 7 years ago

One word: daywalkers. Sunscreen wasn't made for you guys!! Have u ever tried to kill a load of fog? It doesn't work. We float thru the day, then kill you in ur sleep. I'm an atheist, so holy water is useless. And the garlic myth came from one vampire with allergies. And silver?! We're not werewolves!! So u try to only drink cofee and arm urself with an arsenal of twilight filled bullets. Yes, my only weakness is twilight! Twilight is made on special paper that gives it monstrous vampire killing powers. Our race is having trouble breeding (creating a new vampire is adoption, making one with ur mate is breeding) because lady vampires read it and then die of the poison! Oh and dracula....... He's a vampire who died. He's not the lord of vampires, he just died. It's true that vampires are endangered, but twilight has rid us of most of our females! (and homosexual males) let's nuke stephenie meyer! Agreed!! My wife died from that evil hunter!


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grotchops 7 years ago

Not that I believe in Vampires but I do love the way why people use their fantasy in approaching and telling a story about Vampires. Only got interested in this matter after seeing Vampire High.Completely different and fantastically refreshing.

http://www.vampirehigh.org


me 7 years ago

all u bloke pretending to be vampires are poofters how do you intend to bite me when i knock you teeth out??? i puch is all it'll take me u faggots u will die alone


Jokel 7 years ago

When you get a crucifix, what do you say to the vampire?


Michelle D 7 years ago

The sad truth is vampires do exist. Just not in the form popularized by hollywood.

There are people out there, who are not supernatural. They do not have fangs or claws etc. In fact they are human just like you and I except they truly believe themselves to be vampires and believe they need blood to live.

Some of these people have sought out others of like mind and have formed groups. The really sad bit is they have managed to and continue to convince delusional people into willingly allowing themselves to be bled.

These people scope out their victims from off the net and shopping malls where teenagers often hang out.

Please kids, the vampires you see on TV DO NOT EXIST. They are not real. Do NOT give out any personal information to anyone who claims to be a vampire and promises to turn you into one. Some have been lucky enough to escape, you might not.


zdog 7 years ago

u stupid ass holes u try 2 kill me and you are going die mortal.


zdog 7 years ago

i am 75% vamp 20% death angel and 5% werewolve so shut ur mouths and die u stupid mortals.


pinpoint 7 years ago

erm...i got a question. to all the vampires out there, can you tell me a bit more about yourselves? I am trying to write a novel depicting what a vampire is truly like and i am having difficulty in finding reliable sources. thanks


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    Film stars: Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, Billy Burke & Peter Facinelli.

    In Theatres: December 12, 2008

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