In Defense of Trolls

Originally Posted in the Forums, this was my reply in Defense against an uprising against Trolls

 

Oh I see, when all else fails, then we can all rest easy cause the world has one last scapegoat in our arsenal...the lowly troll.

Well I have only met one troll in my life, at least to my knowledge, His name was Freddy Fork Fingers and he only was two or three feet tall even while wearing high heels. He was rather unfavorably looking, having what I assume from some pictures posted that he had a traditionally unnaturally large nose, and his fingernails were nearly the same length. I only knew him for a short time, less than a week. He was traveling down through my neighborhood trying to sell his best friend and lifelong companion. A big fat french speaking cow - who I can only assume by some wickedly unfortunate twist of fate had been named of all things 'Deja Moo.' I never saw Freddy Fork Fingers talk, giggle or even sneeze - in fact the story is very sad. Parking his french speaking cow by a city park with a little man made lake. Freddy decided to rest himself under a shady juniper tree and take off his stilletos for a nap. When out of nowhere a militant frenchman of ill favor appeared from nowhere. He was dressed as a bad looking like a junkie reject from Circe de Solei. But in fact was a devilish and terrible Mime. Who without saying a word slit Freddys throat, stole his stillettos, chopped off Freddys head and feets, then mounted poor innocent Deja Moo bareback, blew Freddys corpse a kiss of death...and like all evil Mimes, waved one gloved hand high while spaking his gettaway cow hard to make haste.

Freddy was AWOL from the Foreign Leigion, and what remained of his body was desecrated by Interpol for no apparent reason.

Deja Moo was found hog tied outside of an adult movie theatre in Paris two nights later, she had been milked, assaulted with a chocolate pudding pop, the local police had never seen anything like this ever before, especially done to a cow.

And the allegedly troll murdering Mime is still out there someplace conducting business as usual, possibly wearing stolen stillettos and drinking chocolate milk.

I think I have made my point clear.

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billyaustindillon 6 years ago

A great read :)


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magnoliazz 6 years ago from Wisconsin

LOL..the French are ungodly kinky!

Poor Daja Moo!


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blake4d 6 years ago from Now Rising Out of Phoenix Arizona Earthlings Author

Yes indeed poor Deja Moo...Blake4d =)


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blondepoet 6 years ago from australia

Hahaha oh this all sounds terribly like a day in my life :)


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blake4d 6 years ago from Now Rising Out of Phoenix Arizona Earthlings Author

Awww BP...Keep on Hubbing. Blake4d


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prey 6 years ago from places you should hope we never meet

Moognificent!!!!!!!!!!!

great writing

but you always do that

[rats]

xo


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wingedcentaur 6 years ago from That Great Primordial Smash UP of This and That Which Gave Rise To All Beings and All Things!

Good Day blake4d

Let me start by saying this short piece is very cool! I voted it up for awesome and I'm still thinking about what it means. Of course you made reference to the forums and that does give one a clue.

I have seen the term 'forum troll' unjustly applied to two hubbers on separate occasions. The term seems to function like a kind of swear word. From what I've seen so far, it usually the people uttering the term, who themselves are the ones worthy of condemnation. But anyway...

I admire your creativity and I love the dark streak in your work. Your writing has a little of an modern-day Edgar Allen Poe vibe.

Take care.


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blake4d 6 years ago from Now Rising Out of Phoenix Arizona Earthlings Author

Thanx Prey for your kind words.

Thanx winged centaur for even kinder praise. ]

Keep on Hubbing. Blake4d


dreamreachout 5 years ago

Wonderful work!! Cheers!!


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blake4d 4 years ago from Now Rising Out of Phoenix Arizona Earthlings Author

Thanx DR. Love is the law, Keep on Hubbing. Blake4d


AAJJ 4 years ago

Hahahahaha, what a funny read. Weird weird weird. Love it.


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blake4d 2 years ago from Now Rising Out of Phoenix Arizona Earthlings Author

Thank you AAJJ. Keep on Hubbing. Blake4d


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blake4d 2 years ago from Now Rising Out of Phoenix Arizona Earthlings Author

Keep on Hubbing. Blake4d

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