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Bieber or the Cenote?

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My daughter is! True story. I have lots of evidence and I can back up my allegations with photos. My ten year old daughter has been sleeping with Justin Bieber for months now. I would mind, being that she is only 10 but, hey - he's a rock star. I figured I could make an exception in this case. If they get married, I could be rich. I wouldn't have to pound out hubs anymore. I could probably get a maid - a mansion - a Rolls Royce!

I have three daughters and I might point out that I am American Indian. We don't mind sacrificing young virgins every now and then. Our Gods like that stuff. Mayan Indians are famous for offering virigins to the gods of the underworld by pushing them into a Cenote. A cenote is a sinkhole in a beautiful underground waterway. The water - about 78*, fresh crystal clear blue. These natural wonders were sacred among the Indians and they have found many skeletons in cenotes along with carvings, drawings and petroglyphs that depict these ceremonies.

Justin Bieber has been taking quite a beating in the media lately. If you haven't heard, he has been accused of fathering the baby of a 20 year old named Pariah Cheater ~ er...Mariah Yeater. I have to put a stop to this now.

My daughter, Madison is Justin Bieber's biggest fan. I was on a trip in California about a year ago when my daughter phoned me at my hotel, "Mommy!" she nearly screamed, "you are going to be SO excited - I have news!"

I was missing her already so I smiled and said, "Oh really? Whats happening?"

"Justin Bieber is going to be in concert in St. Louis and the tickets go on sale - tomorrow" she squealed!

"Wow!" I said, trying to still sound happy and wondering how much those tickets were going to cost. I spoke to my husband and the concert date was very near her BFF's birthday - I knew she would have to go and her mother was in LA with me - so she gave permission while she waited for her phone to ring about the same thing. I also told Mandy if I had to go - she was going to have to go with me. We ended up scoring six tickets but could only get 3 seats together so Mandy and I had to sit opposite each other for the duration.

I love Justin Bieber - what's not to love about him? Take a minute and watch the video - Bieber can sing, dance and he is so cute! He is real talent. BUT....I did not love the thousands of screaming little girls. The best part of the show was when Bieber came across the concert hall in a heart shaped cage. The girls screamed and cried as he floated around the venue slowly - tantalizing them. That is where he noticed my daughter. My phone vibrated and I looked at the text it was from Mandy - "are you crying yet?" glowed on the screen. "Yes!" I texted back, "bc my ears are bleeding!"

The Beebs pulled my daughter up on stage out of a crowd of thousands of shrieking girls. She didn't want to go, I smacked her on the back of the head and pushed her, "it's the Beebs or the Cenote!" I promised.

Madison and Ava were in heaven and that is what made it worth the full price of the show. Maddy has everything Justin Bieber. Last Christmas - her dad and I splurged and bought her an autographed Justin Bieber photo. I looked at it as a little girls dream and an investment. She also has photographs, bracelets, necklaces, the Justin Bieber doll that sings when you pull the string, shirts, a plaque, posters, books and magazines. The list could go on and on.

I realize that I am the consumer who is spending the dough. However, I know that Maddy takes care of her things and someday I bet those items will be worth a little bit of money for her - if not - it is her dream, not mine. So when she wanted to start sleeping with the Beebs, again, I didn't mind pimping my girl out for a possible windfall.

This nonsense of the media hounding him about getting Mariah Yeater pregnant is Ludacris. Yeater is a 20 year old girl with a three month old baby and she says the baby belongs to the Beebs. She must have gotten pregnant passing him in the hallway because he swears he has never even met her.

She must have been reading Wayne Brown's hub about Squatters Rights and found out she could move on in and stick a sign up, "This Baby is Yours! Here I Am!"

According to a story in the St. Louis Post Dispatch on November 3, 2011 the story is "demonstrably false." MTV interviewed Bieber and he said he will take a DNA test and he intends to pursue Yeater legally for her false claims.

If Yeater is lying for publicity she should be prosecuted to the full extent of the law. If she was impregnated by the Beebs - she should be prosecuted to the full extent of the law. Justin Bieber is an adolescent - not an adult. To use him in this way is scandalous. People - help protect my investment and lay off the Beebs!

Disclaimer:

This article is pure fiction except for the description of the Yukatan Cenotes and the allegations made against Justin Bieber. In my humble opinion the Pariah Cheaters in the world are just scammers who are looking for opportunities. Even if the allegations have a grain of truth, Justin Bieber is a MINOR. He doesn't even have the right to vote. These matters should remain private for his protection. This must be devestating to him personally and professionally.

My daugher IS sleeping with the Beebs!

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Sunshine625 5 years ago from Orlando, FL

I absolutely adore Beebs, your story, this hub and the photo of the lovebirds sleeping together! You are one awesome mom and I'm sure your daughter is so thankful for you! Fan-friggin-tastic hub! Thank you for sharing the video of my favorite Beebs song also! Way to go Real Deal! :))


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO Author

Thank you so much Sunshine! You really helped me decide to go forth and have some fun! I had lots of chuckles putting this together - but seriously - yeah! Justin Bieber is trying to grow up - it's hard enough and that woman is totally taking advantage of him either way you slice it up!

I just couldn't leave it alone though!


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barbergirl28 5 years ago from Hemet, Ca

I absolutely loved this... it was so funny... especially the part about you willing to sacrifice a young virgin. Seriously though, this girl is pulling a scandal, and I hope she is seriously prosecuted for it. Obviously she doesn't understand that bad publicity only works well for those who are already famous. I agree with you. This topic is something that needs to be dropped. Hell, he got a great career going for him becuase of his hard work. I wish more people would leave him alone!!


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO Author

BBG - thank you so much! I was cracking up because I had a photo of her at a cenote with the Bieber shirt on!!! I really had no idea she was wearing that then until I had written the article. She is wearing her concert t-shirt:) lol We really did have to go to the concert too...but he put on a really good show. The screams! The tears! Oh what a night!

Yeah - I wanted to defend him - and protect my investment! lol


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Austinstar 5 years ago from Somewhere in the universe

ROFL! I had no idea she was so enamored of the newest teen throb!

I wonder how many girls have actually tried to sleep with J. B.?


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Wayne Brown 5 years ago from Texas

And I thought Beebs was still sucking his thumb and sleepin' with his mama. My oh my, how fast these kids grow up. Hang on to that pic...why those Elvis velvets are worth hundreds now! LOL! Funny stuff, Kelly! WB


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO Author

Austinstar! Haha! I was trying to pull a funny for you guys:) lmao But it is true - Madison just adores the Beebs! I wish I could have posted all the pictures we took of her on her favorite pillow - she was cracking up - pure joy!

Heck - apparently the cougars are going after him now too!


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Truckstop Sally 5 years ago

Fun! My 16 year-old is a dead ringer for Bieber. Hair and all!! I keep trying to persuade him to get his hair cut . . . but no luck! Wish he could carry a tune . . . but carry a football -- oh yeah!!


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO Author

WB - too funny! I actually had written the sentence - "this is as shameful as squatting on someone elses property" and I linked your Squatter hub - then I got worried you might now approve and I backed out!

I am going to hang on to all that stuff - she just has such a collection. She just loves his music and some of her friends were telling her the autographed photo wasn't real! LOL She was just so offended! lol


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO Author

Are you kidding Sally? He should just be a male model! The Beebs is so nice looking - clean cut - handsome! I bet your phone never stops ringing. And a football star? I LOVE football!! Oh man - I bet you have your hands full....tell your son to stay away from the cougars! lol


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Truckstop Sally 5 years ago

Ha! He tries to have several girlfriends at a time . . . but he doesn't keep them all straight! And then he forgets to call/text . . . Wishing he spent as much time on school work.


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sam-eg 5 years ago from Happy Land

Who can blame you ? , it' a life time chance and it's getting even better ...pics ha!! lol.. Loved your hub .. Couldn't help my self of reading the first part over and over again it was hilarious, how ever what a lovely realtion you have with your lovely daughter and may god bless her for u :)


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO Author

Sally - the trials and tribulations of dating! That is so funny! I can imagine his confusion when faced with a text and unsure who it is from? lol Hey - btw - the Podcast was awesome!! Congrats on that!


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO Author

Sam-eg - thank you so much! ha! I found myself chuckling about imagining other people thinking I might be serious even for a minute:) lol I do have a really great relationship with all three girls - the oldest is 23 she just moved out - that makes things weird. She came home for lunch today:) Maddy is the girly girl and does gymnastics - Syd is a fast pitch softball player - go figure!

Thank you so much for the great comments!


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barbergirl28 5 years ago from Hemet, Ca

I wish I could see all the pictures you took of here for the In your dreams pose... how much fun is that. When my hubby is around a little bit and not so tired, I am going to guinea pig him for all sorts of pictures for my hubs that I need. LOL Those are the best kind of hub photos when you can create them yourself and you did it brilliantly!

P.S. do you want to go to a Beebs concert with me!? LOL


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO Author

BBG - Sure! I would go to a Beebs concert with you! lol Bring ear plugs - and maybe a rope with a hook so we can snag that cage!

We did have so much fun taking the pix - in one she is giggling uncontrollably - it is because I tried to stand on the bed above her and the ceiling fan busted me upside the head....apparently the sound was really entertaining for her. Ha. Ha. LMAO

They are the most fun photos - I need to have Dave take a class though - I was looking for one of the cenote in Cancun - he didn't even take one of the entire sinkhole! Sheesh - we could see water and the side of one wall and some strangers butt!


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Sunshine625 5 years ago from Orlando, FL

Justin plans on suing the girl who claims that he's her baby's daddy....good for him! Just because he's a celeb doesn't give stalkers the right to trash his name.

Your hub reminded me of the years that my daughter slept with The Backstreet Boys, she still would if her husband allowed her to! Haha! Heck I would be sleeping with Tim McGraw or Keith Urban if my husband allowed me to! Haha! I love this hub! Years from now your daughter can read this and say "OMG what was I thinking???" :))


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Billrrrr 5 years ago from Cape Cod

Your treatment of this topic is great Real. Thumbs up and Hub up from me.

I especially liked that you are not afraid to use the word "Indian". In these days of politically correct, everybody has to talk with a tongue that is held down by the chains of reprisal fear.

I copied the part of your hub that made me laugh the most and I hope you will allow me to quote you as follows:

"I might point out that I am American Indian. We don't mind sacrificing young virgins every now and then. Our Gods like that stuff."


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO Author

Good morning Sunshine! Yes! And you just remi ded me I meant to put in the quote where JB said, "I won't be a victim!" that's what needs to happen so these people will get the message NOT to try to make false claims for cash! Lol

Ahhh yes Laurel was a Backstreet boys fan! She went to a concert of theirs with her BFF! They were so cute! Yeah Maddy was all laughing about my title:) haha!


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO Author

Hi Billrrrr! I don't mind putting saying it straight up. I would have only said "Indian" dropping the American - but I was once asked if I was a "red dot" or a "how" Indian. I said, "I'm a how about I slap your face Indian! Lmao.

Thank you SO much for the votes, comment and for cracking me up!


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Just Ask Susan 5 years ago from Ontario, Canada

I think you know how I feel about the little beaver bieb, but I had a great laugh reading your hub anyways. I might like him if I were Maddy's age.

I think what is happening to him right now is unfortunate but in the end the truth will come out and Yeater will have a law suit on her hands to deal with.

Up, Up, and away!


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO Author

Hi Susan- too funny! I almost used the word "Beaver" in the story. But I knew I was already pushing it:) LMAO.

Well I wasn't loving the Beebs at first but he grows on the adults I think. I know you go to concerts like I do - anything musical I will push on the kids so I try to like their stuff too:) I love the excitement of concerts and so far I've taken them to see Demi Lavato. The Beebs, Taylor Swift, The Fray. I have to say I loved all the concerts. I LOVED John Mayer - oh we have to get Sunshine625 to write us a nice hub about him!

Thanks so much Susan - and for all you help along my way.


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mythicalstorm273 5 years ago

No offense... I do not like Bieber!! I think he is annoying, but even with that in mind I loved this hub! It was funny, entertaining, and brilliant! You brought about a real point and made it interesting while still pointing out how stupid people can be with the media! I laughed out loud and loved the picture :-) Another great one!


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO Author

Hi Myth! Yeah I know a lot of people do not like the Beebs - but like I said - he really grew on me. After I had to listen to it in the car - concert - and I do have to say I like it now! He can really dance too - so that is impressive and honestly I be he could sing without music - I like that in a singer:) lol

Thanks so much for lauging and being entertained - afterall that was my main goal!


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AngeLife 5 years ago from Almost Heaven

It's really sad this kind of thing has happened. Bieber is a well-behaved 'teen idol' and this kind of thing is unkind if it's not true. He doesn't seem like the type to do that at all. Why take him to court? If Yeater had a real claim, she could and would have taken it privately to his organization and had a response, especially if she had a DNA test done. She and her lawyers must be just plain stupid to not have watched this kind of thing on Maury Povitch a gazillion times. Where are those people from, the Moon?


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO Author

Angelife! Excellent comment - thank you! I totally agree. The woman would have had no reason to go public with this information - I suspect the idea came to her in a dream when the baby was waking her up in the middle of the night:) lol. This baby is 3 months old....and now she goes public? What's up? She also said at first he (Justin) was being really nice and sweet and then he got a little aggressive! What???? Right! I bet she had trouble fighting him off.....he's size is so intimidating....I bet she was terrified!

Thanks for the great addition to the hub!


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Amy Becherer 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

This hub spells F-U-N! Oh, and funny. I have to say, in comparison to the adult status of presidential hopeful, Herman Cain, Justin Bieber has handled the alleged paternity claims far more admirably and forthright than Cain has managed with the growing list of sexual harrassment allegations. Great writing, imagination and comedic value, RealHousewife.


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO Author

Hi Amy! That's too funny - this made me think about how many of the politicians hamdled their indiscretions:) lol. I kept expecting the Beebs to point the finger and say, "I did not have sexual relations with that woman!" haha! I agree - he is coming out and facing it head on - which makes me a Beieber:) lol

Thanks so much for your awesome comments St. Lou:)


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TheManWithNoPants 5 years ago from Tucson, Az.

Kelly,

You're my friend and I will never lie to you. I did not read this hub. I didn't even skim it. I feel bad about this, but I just can't bring myself to do it. I've NEVER done this to anyone, and I can't believe I'm doing it for the first time to a friend. (tear swelling in left eye) You see, I have minus-zero interest in who ever Justin what's his name is or what he's done, unless it's jumping off a bridge. What makes me sad is that once and a while you read my stuff, and, although you probably hate politics, you at least give me a skim and some support. That's what friends do. Not here though. It's just more than I can do.

I just went back and gave it another try .. Okay, that first part was funnier than hell. By the way, I've got a grand daughter named Madison. Love that name too. Back to the blog .. After the part about your daughter, it got to "what's his name." I got the first three words of the new paragraph, "I love Justin" before going totally blind for three minutes. I know when I'm beat. I may try and sneak p on this later on, but seriously doubt actually do it.

Well, I have to go work out and deal with this dark cloud hanging over me. I know I've let you down. :( I need some cid damn it.

That reminds me, I wrote a country song a few days ago. I don't do a lot of country. The song's called "My Heart Is Achin, I Burnt Your Bacon". I'll sing it to you sometime and try to make up for this travisty of justice I've dealt you!!

jim


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO Author

Jim - no problem buddy. I have read several of your political hubs and some you did just for fun. That's all it was. Thanks though I appreciate the support!


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TheManWithNoPants 5 years ago from Tucson, Az.

K,

I was being goofy! I read your hub, and it was excellent. Sometimes I can't resist the urge to be goofy. I voted it up and across! I would NEVER not read a friend's hub. It's just my sick sense of humor. I can't do a thing with it. :-

Now I DO feel bad that you took me serious. Sorry kiddo! :(

jim


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO Author

Oh well thank you Jim - it does make me feel better:) I saw the "I caluldnt even read your hub" and kinda zoned.....I know you're a good dude though so I wasn't going to sweat it too much! Thanks for clearing that up though - as I do look up to you and love your Hella funny tude!


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barbergirl28 5 years ago from Hemet, Ca

I was reading through your comments... I am so jealous - I would have loved to go to Taylor Swift concert. Maybe it is the mother in me, but it seems like these singers/entertainers that are geared to be teenage heart throbs I still like - and I am suppossed to be old or something. But hey - if my kids like them - I need to know what they are getting into - so I will listen to their preferences as well. What can I say - they like the Beatles and can sing along so it is a give-take situation!

Besides, I would never tell them I didn't like something they were interested in. My mother taught me if I didn't have anything nice to say - don't say nothing at all! Guess that means The Beebs is here to stay! ;)


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO Author

BBG - that proves what a beautiful mother you are! Exactly right - I don't choose my kids dreams - I had my chance. I'm hear to support them in theirs and help them learn to grow up to be productive - HAPPY - adults. You can only live vicariously so much before you become a danger to your kids!

I used to like Shaun Cassidy and Donny Osmond (or even Maria Osmond - I can hear "paper roses" as I write this.

My mom said the same things! And I am glad too because I've always found that when I hurt someone's feelings - I hurt my own more with the after guilt. Thank you so much!!


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susan54 5 years ago

RealHousewife, vote up! My grandkids just love JB. I wish I grew up now a day we never have concerts like this. I love you hubs Thanks


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO Author

Hi Susan54 - thank you so much - I really appreciate that. I had a lot of laughs writing this one...glad you liked it.

Did you work on your hub yet??


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barbergirl28 5 years ago from Hemet, Ca

Real - I know have the song in my head... I think I love you... ha ha - I loved the song from The Partridge Family - that is actually Eli and my song. Well, one of them anyway. He sang it to me at our wedding! Ahhhh the memories. I also loved the Monkees. I tried pushing them on the kids... they thought they were stupid. And now I want to go to Youtube and just listen to music... thank you... I might even put some Beebs on my playlist... lol


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The Frog Prince 5 years ago from Arlington, TX

All I know, or really care about, is that I AM NOT sleeping with this teeny bopper and we should be concentrating on other things. Good grief! Who cares?

Great Hub though.

The Frog


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO Author

And I might add - people it is listed as humor - cut me some slack - I've dome plenty of spoofs before.


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The Frog Prince 5 years ago from Arlington, TX

Ease up honey. I still love your writing!

:)


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO Author

Thanks Frog - it's been a day from hell:) sometimes things are only funny for a minute - you know?


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Sunshine625 5 years ago from Orlando, FL

Hey Real, I simply adore this hub! You have a gift of tongue in cheek humor that just makes my flippin' day!! Thank you for all the smiles and laughter:))


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO Author

Thank you Sunshine:) of course you gotta go around turning frowns upside down:) lol. You crack me up!


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Cogerson 5 years ago from Virginia

I loved the first line in your hub. I remember when I was a ten year old...I was sleeping with Farrah Fawcet Majors...oh those were the days. As for Mr. Bieber...he should take legal action if the accusations are false...it sounds like somebody just trying to get their 15 minutes of fame....regardless of how they get it....sounds like a great birthday gift for your daughter and one she will never forget....I keep wondering how long this Bieber mania will continue...I thought it would be over by now. Voted up useful and funny.


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO Author

Hi Cogerson! I remember all the boys loving Farrah! I loved Charlies Angels too! I wanted to be an Angel! Then they went out of business before I could apply;( lol.

Oh you know she loves that photo! I mean - he touched it! Lol. We had a tornado and the only thing she grabbed before running into the basement was that photo:). Thanks so much!!


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Sunshine625 5 years ago from Orlando, FL

Cogerson with Farrah Fawcett .... love it!!! Farrah was a beautiful woman:)


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drbj 5 years ago from south Florida

Your description, Kelly, of your daughter's bedroom is so realistic with all those posters and Bieber memorabilia. It reminds me of my childhood when my bedroom was full of photos like that ... of Abe Lincoln.


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO Author

Sunshine - she really was a gorgeous person....I even had my hair cut like hers;) lol


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO Author

Drbj - is just in time to save the day! Lol. Abe Lincoln, chuckle chuckle chuckle! Shoot I don't think so lady! But it sure made me almost spit my food out when I read it laughing:) lol. Good to see both of your avatar faces:) lol


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Stevennix2001 5 years ago

lol. Thanks for writing this hub, as it was a lot of fun reading, and you made me laugh during certain parts of it. For that, I thank you. I remember when I wrote my film review of "Justin Bieber: Never Say Never" a while back on here, I did do a bit research on his life prior to seeing the movie, so I could, like any other film critic, do fact checks with the documentary as it played out. From what i know of Bieber, I think he's a nice guy, and this whole Yeater mess sounds out of character of him, at least according to what I looked up about him. Then again, I've been wrong before on these things, as knowing someone in real life is completely different than what you read about them.

Although, I will admit that I'm not a fan of his at all, as I find his songs bland and forgettable; along with his stage choreography. However, I do respect the man for making the most of his opportunity, but I think he definitely doesn't deserve the hate and ridicule he gets from haters. Don't get me wrong, I can understand where some haters are coming from, as there have been cases that even some his own fans have crossed the line, when they threatened a certain singer that won a grammy award over Bieber for instance. However, that still doesn't excuse the amount of hates that he gets, as two wrongs don't make a right.

Anyway, sorry about that. I tend to get lost in my train of thought sometimes when posting comments, so you'll have to forgive me for rambling. However, I do concur with Cogerson's theory, as I think it sounds like this Yeater girl might be out for her quick ten to fifteen minutes of fame.

By the way, you should check out Diane Inside's hub, http://hubpages.com/entertainment/Justin-Bieber-Go... , as she's a very good writer if you ever follow her. Anyway, thanks for the read, and I hope your daughter gets married to Bieber someday if that's truly what she wants.


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO Author

Hi Stevennixx- thank you so much! Yeah the whole bizzare thing just is a joke. I think Bieber will come out smelling like a rose. The Beebs has has some issues with the media chasing him around - I imagine it really is hard for him to actually date in public:)

Some of his fans have crossed the line but he can't help that and probably doesn't like it at all. Misguided fans, you know. I heard Yeater was getting death threats!

And everyone has their own musical taste - if we all liked the same artists - that would just be boring!

I will check out that hub - and thanks so much for reading and leaving a fantastic comment!


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kellymom1970 5 years ago

RealHousewife,What great hub, very funny! My girls love Bieber more than life. He can do no wrong, in their eyes.Thanks, Vote up!


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO Author

Ha! kellysmom - my name is Kelly - you threw me for a minute:)! Lol

Thanks so much! My girls just fawn over him...and that's right JB is their idol!


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Wayne Brown 5 years ago from Texas

All I can say is "you should have done it"...You know I'll go along with whatever you need, Kelly...link it up! LOL! WB


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO Author

I will then! I thought it was a funny reference:). Thank you so much!!


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO Author

I couldn't resist...Dave read your article on Squatters rights too - we were both cracking up and came up with a zillion hilarious references WB.


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WillStarr 5 years ago from Phoenix, Arizona

Funny stuff! Too soon, she will grow up and Justin Bieber will be just a memory, so treasure it while you can.


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO Author

Hi Will! You are so right....funny how these little dreams make their childhood so exciting! Lol. Thanks so much!


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Cogerson 5 years ago from Virginia

Your Francis McDormand hub has now been published..hope you enjoy reading about her.


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO Author

You're so cool Cogerson!! I did not get notification! I am so wondering what the heck is going on? I wonder if there may be a delay in them forwarding? Hmmm any who - I'm checking it out now!


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kellymom1970 5 years ago

Realhousewife, My kids love JB as all little girls do. Good job!


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Alastar Packer 5 years ago from North Carolina

You had me going last night Kelly. Yea, thought it was the real dealio. This was really fun to read, your good lady. What were y'all doing in the Bieber or the Cenote? pic if you don't mind the question..


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO Author

Hi kelyysmom - I feel like just shortening it to HI MOM:) lol. Thank you again - he does seem to be the biggest teen heart throb:)


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kellymom1970 5 years ago

Realhousewife,I'm still stuck on 80's rock.Lol


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO Author

Alastar - funny - Mick just read another hub by you! I keep him busy doing that while I cook and clean - it was about the spy Rose Greenour? Sorry if I'm spelling that wrong but he loved it. It's so funny because he's does not use computers - I taught him how to vote up but he can't type! LOL He read parts of it to me - and he said he didn't realize that was how she died! Anyways i always want to comment but he has a head injury - gets really frustrated when I take it and start typing!

The photo was taken in Mexico - our family had just gone zip lining through the jungle! So much fun! This photo was right after - we were looking at all the other people who were jumping into the cenote! I don't have one decent shot of the entire cenote - it was all video except this one. My kids were not getting in once the tour guy told us there were sacrifices made there:) LOL!


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO Author

Kelly's mom - then I need to be your mom because I'm still stuck on music from the 60's! LOL


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Alastar Packer 5 years ago from North Carolina

Aww, Kelly that's wonderful to hear Mick likes em. Tell him I didn't know about her end either and to let you comment next time..lol! Say hi to him too please. How cool with the Mexican zip-lining; Ha-ha! The sacrifices might cause some adults to think twice as well..appreciate the great reply Kelly.


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO Author

Sure Alastar - he also read many of your S. Carolina / Civil war hubs - he says you're the real deal and your info is great. He's a really smart guy and the head injury caused issues with memory - the weird thing is - he can remember all sorts of trivia and historical facts and figures and maybe won't recognize a persons face he has known for years! So all through his hospital stay and now - I use hub to keep him busy and entertained. The length of the article is perfect for his attention span. I taught him how to use the iPad and scroll down - and hit the green button! Lol. Then when he's done he tells me and I find a new one....! I'm grateful for hub for that! And thanks for providing you don't know how much entertainment for us! Lol


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PDXKaraokeGuy 5 years ago from Portland, Oregon

I'm sleeping with his hair. Just his hair


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Ruchira 5 years ago from United States

RHW...You have such a good sense of humor and you have turned this hub around beautifully :)

My son is also a big fan of Justin and keeps singing NEVER SAY NEVER...lol

Loved it and yes, if that 20 year old is speaking the truth...Justin has to father the baby and if not...she gotta lay off this publicity stunt.


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO Author

PDXKarokeGuy - I'm your newest fan:) lol. You just made me drop and Rolf! Funny I was just reading your hub last night about what you've been up to lately. Voted you up. It's so hard to keep up with hub sometimes isn't it? But I truly admire your determination!

Thanks for the hilarious comment!


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO Author

Hi Ruichira! Thank you so much:-). I was totally having fun with this - just imagining everyone's eyes popping out:) lol. I do love to take a reality break and have fun but at the same time - this had a purpose and exactly it! She needs to shut up and handle this at home - behind closed doors - even for her own sake!


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PDXKaraokeGuy 5 years ago from Portland, Oregon

Housewife, your welcome. It is hard but I do try to dedicate time for it everyday. Gotta show love to get love, right? To paraphrase the Beatles. I appreciate the read!


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO Author

You got it...yeah I read some of your stuff - sorry I can't always comment - I take care of someone and read to him - he doesn't like it when I stop and type:) lol.


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prasetio30 5 years ago from malang-indonesia

Very entertaining hub. I heard rumor about a girl claimed that she was sleeping with Justin Bieber. I don't know, it's true or not. I love your daughter picture. It seem that she really sleeping with bieber...ha ha ha. Rate up and have a nice weekend!

Prasetio


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Cogerson 5 years ago from Virginia

I was checking out the entertainment topics on HubPages...and saw your Justin Bieber was the 3rd hottest hub and your suggested Frances McDormand hub was the 4th hottest hub...proving yet again that you have good taste.


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO Author

Hi Prasetio! Lol. Yep she is sleeping with the Beebs - but it's all innocent:) Pras you know I never early lie in my titles - just gotta stretch the imagination a bit:) haha! Thanks so mu h for your visit!


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO Author

Cogerson - are you kidding? Ha! That is such a fabulous start to the weekend for us! Jam on a ham! Lol. Wow! I was up late playing on FB at midnight with sunshine! Now I woke up late and feeling all behind and you slapped a smile right on my face with that comment:). Thanks so much! I love my stars! Lol

Have a great weekend!!


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tlpoague 5 years ago from USA

I feel fortunate that I never had to go through this with my children. What a shame that this young girl is preying on an innocent child just for fame. I use the word innocent as I write this wondering where Beebs mom was in all this. If I were her, I would sure like to know how a 20 year old got her hands on my child. Great hub! I loved it!


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO Author

Hi Tip! You know I was wondering about that too! I mean his mom! If he were my child boy or not - I do think you'd at least see one picture of my face of rage and one finger! Lol. I'd be so mad that someone was taking advantage of my child that way and Justin is way too young to be dragged into the media circus in that way. My goodness they are going to ruin his white suit! Lol

Thanks so much for reading and commenting Tip! Have a great weekend:)


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jfay2011 5 years ago

He is a really cute kid, and it is so hard to believe that he is the father of that girl's baby. Nuts. Good hub. Yes, I would say my girl's are sleeping with him too. One is getting a Bieb's pajama set for Christmas.


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO Author

Hi jfay2011! It is crazy isn't it! I just do not know why she handled all that this way but something smells fishy:)

Oh I bet your girl will love those pajamas! Especially if she can wear them to school for a pajama day! I know my girl might live in them if she had a pair:)


beverly.raymond66 5 years ago

Kelly, another excellent hub. I agree, the Beebs is a oung man, young being the operative word. If she slept ith him (nice euphemism) she should be prosecuted as you said. I feel sorry for the poor kid. Everyone wants to make a buck off him, whether it's trying to get money from him or trying to get money writing lies about him.

I didn't realize Maddy was in love with the Beebs, I thought she was still team Edward, lol. What do you get for the little lady who has everything Bieber except Himself. Lol since I am not rich and it would be illegal to have him kidnapped (even for my much loved niece lol) I guess you will have to give me some ideas for christmas. Awesome hub and the disclaimer reasured me. I am happy you haven't dropped Maddy into a cenote. Love you B.


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO Author

Hey Sis:) I love you! Thank you so much! Lol. Yes - the Beebs is big in the house! Maddy would follow you to the ends of the earth but if you managed to kidnap HIM for her - so she could keep him all for herself she would do some back flips for you too!


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Sharyn's Slant 5 years ago from Northeast Ohio USA

Oh Kel, Your humor is this piece was awesome. Cracked me up! Thanks for the fun!

Sharyn


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO Author

Sharyn - thank you so much - that is a huge compliment:) I was having so much fun with this one! I was laughing a lot while I wrote it. Poor Madison! Ha! But she does love JB!


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ThoughtSandwiches 4 years ago from Reno, Nevada

Kelly...

So...I love how you are willingly ready to embrace your cultural heritage of 'sacrificing virgins. Traditions are important...

SO yeah...how old is this Bieber kid? Pretty disheartening that a minor is doing so much better on the ladies front...tho...he can keep the paternity suits...nothing good ever came out of a paternity suit...well...except maybe a negative result I suppose...

Excellent Job! (I see what you had mentioned...yes...odd that. Damned Odd.)

Thanks!

Thomas


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RealHousewife 4 years ago from St. Louis, MO Author

LMAO Thomas - You are hysterical! Well you know - with three girls and the economy in the pitts I can't afford them all. Now - the oldest one moved out and spared the little one like a bowling pin:) lol

It is hard to believe that kid is getting all that action isn't is? I am dying over the "negative result" comment and you can bet thats a positive! haha


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Jackie Lynnley 4 years ago from The Beautiful South

I just started listening to Justin, he is great and this is such an entertaining hub! Thanks.


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RealHousewife 4 years ago from St. Louis, MO Author

Hi Jackie - well I've been listening to him for a while:) LOL. My daughter has still got the hots for him so I got her a little watch with the flip top - when you open the heart it's JB's face! Haha! Man...he is really cute though and I do feel sorry for him having to deal with this reality:(

Thanks so much for the comment - Merry Christmas too!


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travel2 4 years ago from London, England

hahaha brilliant!


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RealHousewife 4 years ago from St. Louis, MO Author

Hi Travel2 - thank you so much! This was truly a blast to write! Lol


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heleineoman 4 years ago from Los Angeles, California, USA

Superb article! You're an exact definition of a writer and the RealHousewife. Lovely mom too. Congrats!


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RealHousewife 4 years ago from St. Louis, MO Author

Hi heleineoman - thank you so much! I appreciate you comments:)


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Minnetonka Twin 4 years ago from Minnesota

Hee Hee Hee-I love your sense of humor RealHousewife. I knew it was a punchline but you sure kept the rouse going until the picture at the end. Your daughter on the pillow is adorable!!!! I can imagine how loud that concert was with all the screaming girls. Your one awesome mama. I had to hit every button on this. P.S.-Shame on Pariah Cheaters!! What a clever slant on her name!


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RealHousewife 4 years ago from St. Louis, MO Author

Hey Minnetonka! Oh this concert was - unforgettable? LOL. I have no idea who I'll be forced to see next :) I love concerts and so I really understand their love to go see and hear their favorites too:)

I'm so excited about YOUR John Mayer concert - you must write a hub all about it!


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Minnetonka Twin 4 years ago from Minnesota

I use to LOVE going to concerts when I was younger but now crowds bother me. Your a cool mom.

I'm trying hard to keep my high energy at bay until I board the plane. I still can't believe we won this amazing trip.


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RealHousewife 4 years ago from St. Louis, MO Author

I still love 'em! Lol. But I don't like the crowds so much - so that's why I really go to mostly outdoor concerts. It doesn't feel so much like you're trapped in a huge room you ,ight not get out of if there is a fire! That's always what I'm looking for when I go to events - the nearest escape hatch! Lol

I have to admit - I can't wait for you to board that plane! I seriously can't wait to hear all about it!


iamaudraleigh 4 years ago

LOL...YOur daughter's love for him reminds me of my love and facination of Duran Duran in my youth! I cannot say I am a fan of JB, but this story is great! You are a great Mom to Mandy! Vted up and shared alot!


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RealHousewife 4 years ago from St. Louis, MO Author

Haha! Oh Audra - I had fun with this one for sure! LOL. I just got a call from the friend that went with me last year to the concert - she says he's coming back to St. Louis! OMG this time I'm taking a bucket! LOL. I think I might have lucked out tho because they have a cheer competition the same weekend:) could I be so lucky? Haha. Thank you so much!


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josh3418 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

RHW(I know your name is Kelly but feel awkward since we do not know each other yet hehe :) ) , First off I need to say that I love this hub, it was so hilarious!

What brought me over to your profile is that I see your comments on Billy's hub all the time! So I figured I would check you out, cuz any friend of Billy is a friend of mine! :)

Back to the hub, so funny, I loved your introduction, it kept me enticed and I stayed enticed the whole way through! Incredible job! I absolutely loved it; very enjoyable read! Voted up, funny, awesome, and definitely clicking that share button right after I hit that big green post button :)


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RealHousewife 4 years ago from St. Louis, MO Author

Oh heck - you can feel free to call me Kelly! Its a good thing my mom named me that because it turns out - that's what EVERYBODY calls me! Ha! Lol

Thank you so much Josh - that's the ultimate compliment! I'm always waiting for some stuffed shirt to jump me for it but - I was just seriously having a fun time writing it myself:) haha!

You must mean my buddy Billybuc, huh? He's a good dude!! Thanks so much for stopping by - reading and commenting!


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josh3418 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

You are very welcome, anytime! :) hehe stuffed shirt-nice lol

Yes I mean billybuc :)

Hopefully we will be hearing more from each other, have a goodnight Kelly, take care! :)


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RealHousewife 4 years ago from St. Louis, MO Author

Yeah Josh - I am going to have to come over and check your business out:) lol

Thank you and happy hubbing!


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josh3418 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

You are welcome, you should read my famous stupid quotes hub hehe :)


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RealHousewife 4 years ago from St. Louis, MO Author

Josh man - I got the boot twice tryin' to read the hub about you! I guess it's my iPad?

Maybe I'll have better luck on the quote hub!


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josh3418 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

No problem I understand, it had a lot of obscenities and vulgarity in it,, that's probably why...hahaha, yeah it must be the IPAD, thanks for trying!


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RealHousewife 4 years ago from St. Louis, MO Author

Did it! I love vulgarity! Yeah I trident again and it bummed me off. However - I just read your hub on integrity - which I liked very much and I had no users staying on the page. It's a weird glitch - you'll see:)


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josh3418 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

Glad you liked it, and I just read your comment! Thanks! :)


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RealHousewife 4 years ago from St. Louis, MO Author

YW:) Thanks to you too Josh!


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josh3418 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

BTW, I am currently linking this hub to one of mine; It will published very soon, hope you like it! :)


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RealHousewife 4 years ago from St. Louis, MO Author

Too funny Josh! I was just reading your peanut butter and jelly hub! Lol. You also mentioned Justin in that one - I almost got my girl a watch with his mug on it last night but she has one already, go figure?

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