Is This World A Joke?

Seems that we are funny people by nature and didn't explore or explode that vein in here.

Seriously, we need to vent some tensions regarding the state of this world in crisis and our own economy; or like JT Walters would say, "the state of the righteous 1% from DC, that don't include me!!"

Let's see what mister master minder has for us. Come on Sir 'mind', enough of this rhyme.

The world is actually a joke. The funny part is that God 'knows it' and he is behind the scenes, having enough time to pull some strings...that are not visibly attached.

"Be fair", judge with fairness, donĀ“t tilt the scales. That can apply to us Hubbers also, but can you imagine trying yourself to be fair with your own money? Whoever created currency and applied to his/her own misery, is actually telling the one above, "You were right Lord, Money is the root of evil. "Okay ex CEO on Earth, back to the back burner!!"

This is a deeper thought. As deep as our own Country:

"A Government big enough to give you everything you want,

is big enough to take away everything you have"


This should be the motto for the IRS and we all...all will be fine with this reminder. By the way, Thomas Jefferson wrote it!

BACK TO MOTHER... MOTHER LAND

Let's make our mind and find those funny moments that,... hum!, at one time passed us by. Like angels taking a break at midday and... hearing things that we were not supposed to hear. Sorry lord! Mea culpa!

Here we go:

A new substitute teacher enters the classroom of these 7th graders in Suburb New Jersey. He tries his best to use his skills from social studies, and starts asking some average questions in order to 'break the ice' and get to know these 13 years old pre-teen kids (monsters!).

"Okay Randy, How old was your cat you said?... the one you were telling us about?"

"two years old Teacher, why?" responds this kid with a sweet voice, puffy face and freckles. "Just asking Randy, and what about the sex?" replies the teacher getting a little sarcastic. "Me? not yet, the cat? virgin as his master...so far."

The class burst into laughing so loud, causing the fire alarm to go off!

"Class! Silence please! You see what you have caused Randy? I was asking about your cat's sex. Meaning... if it was a 'she' or a 'he'...you know?


REAL STORIES EVEN FROM WORK

Friends at work did this one...and they were bad!, really mean!

We have a group of Electricians that are constantly going around our Printing Presses for troubleshooting and preventive procedures regulated by OSHA.

This Electrician in particular, the one who loves to eat and the 'whole nine yards' from any fast food premises was the victim victim of the day... of our 'busy fellow employees.'

He bought a Jeep, We think it was a Liberty which comes with the spare tired on the back of the 4x4; an actual real bumper that can help you to hold back the f## guy who just argued with his wife!!

For his good luck we would read this, "LIFE IS GOOD" on the back of the tire cover. One of our creative Machine operators (Pressman), of course who else!, did change the wording by just altering one letter.

Two weeks driving like that, our fellow Electrician with a Union position and all!, found with anger this new phrase: 'LIFE IS FOOD'

He wanted to find the guy who did it! He even asked our bosses to check into the C.C. security cameras, but all did look... the other way.


A WOMAN'S WORST FEAR

This is a true story:

This fellow friend haven't had intimacy from HIS wife in six months and suddenly the day came that... err! she wanted to get her share of the deal in bed.

He flagrantly and conspicuously said, "nope! Screw you"

She was mad and desperately in need to get him 'hurt,' after his denial. She just wanted to share nature and love with him; you know what we mean?

"I'll call the Cops and tell them that you hit me...if you don't make love to me!" Said our Jane to Tarzan,

" Hold it, I will call them myself! to cover my 'assets'," He said. " You have the nerve Jane!"

The cops arrived 10 minutes later, wondering who got hit this time, thinking themselves it was another domestic violence incident. "code 332 charlie, false alarm!" said the Cop to the dispatcher.


THREE MINUTES LATER

"You mean guys!! that you, my man! called us because you didn't want to have intimacy with your wife?"

"Yeah! She was threatening me to call you guys first, so I did her a favor." Wife was fuming all embarrassed and wanted to get some heavy tool from her basement.

The couple of cops, a female and a male taking notes and telling their back up not to show up... due to this 'fatal calling', start the 'obvious grinning' and walk out for a second. Both return back to the Crime scene... and the male Cop, getting serious says, "listen guys, we don't have time for this kind of marital and private issue behind doors, you know? Next time any of you call again, we will make sure either one will spend the night behind bars. Are we clear?"


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Victoria Lynn 5 years ago from Arkansas, USA

It's good to laugh, lord. I like the one about the cat's sex. Kids say the darndest things....Love the pics, too. The one of the cats makes me smile. Humor is good for the soul!


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Lord De Cross 5 years ago Author

HI Victoria,

Yeah! humor is excellent and keeps you going! Nice to see you again dear friend!

LORD


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epigramman 5 years ago

......humor is the great standard which keeps us all on the same playing field - you think like an academic, write like a scholar, think like George Carlin and make us laugh, smile and debate like the good LORD that you are

lake erie time 1:38am


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Lord De Cross 5 years ago Author

Thanks Epi!

We are just ourselves, not mimmicking any one, except ourselves. Have a great day off Sir Stewart!

Lord


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JT Walters 5 years ago from Florida

Hysterical!! Thanks for making me laugh and keeping me in mind!!

JT


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Lord De Cross 5 years ago Author

You are welcome JT!

"You know what I'm thinking pinky?"


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JT Walters 5 years ago from Florida

Oh, you are such a bad man!! Naughty, naughty!!

LOL

JT


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monihp7 5 years ago from Tennessee

Thanks for reminding us that laughter is as important as any other emotion, especially during a time of stress. I throughly enjoy the couple story, I know couples that would actually do that!


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FloraBreenRobison 5 years ago

Well I've always been partial to anything involving cats...


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Lord De Cross 5 years ago Author

LOL! You are right Flora! say hi to AMY


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Lord De Cross 5 years ago Author

hello MoniHP7,

Sounds like a brand name..but to the point!

The couple story is real and we know it happened as it was written with all the insighful details. This couple is no longer married, and at times they rememeber it and have a good laugh. Thanks for your support Monihp7!

LORD


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sweetie1 5 years ago from India

Hi lord, i liked the jokes you posted here, my fav being the one country big enough. Well it is so true for here only problem is Indian govt dont give you anything but is uaully brutal in taking away everything you have atleast since present govt has come in power. Very nice hub


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Lord De Cross 5 years ago Author

Now here and Indian Nice and Sweety 1 making a political Statement. I thought life was like Bollywood, argue, dance, back to argue(joking) But I guess we all have our own problems...don't tell this to JT Walters, she might end up taking over the world!

LORD


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Aleenabroonee 5 years ago from California

Pics are so good its a good funy joke hub.


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Lord De Cross 5 years ago Author

Thanks ALEENA,

I appreciate your coming in here! Have a good one!

LORD


SanXuary 5 years ago

Life is a Joke and from here is how I apply my life. Its daring and courageous and it goes far beyond the boundaries that most people are to afraid to cross. When they treat your life like a joke then never be afraid to get serious. We can not control the people who treat our life as a joke but we do not have to accept it and we can make them the butt of our jokes all day. Seriousness a side I could do a weekly blog just beating up commercials and things that make no sense. Like giving money to cancer research after each purchase of a big fat greasy meal. Or landing a jet on the back of my pick up because I purchased the truck just because of that very reason. Is the cave man thing getting kind of old, for half of what they are coming up with I am absolutely certain that I can do better, wouldn't it be cool if the lizard bit him or something? Well hey, man up and have a beer. Up all night-dinner and a movie.


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Lord De Cross 5 years ago Author

Sanxuary, hi there,

You have your point and we know that a good laugh is better than any thing. So many wars could've been prevented with just a good joke! Thanks for stopping by!

LORD


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

Ha! I am going to let my husband read this one....it backs up what I have been saying all along...put so much as a toe on my side of the bed tonight and I will dial 911 - I can have you arrested! hahahah! Too funny - only he swears he thinks I would do it:) haha!


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Lord De Cross 5 years ago Author

OMG!

Well, is a true story as you can tell. Women can go the extra mile in everything. Wonder If Jeniffer Lopez and Marc Anthony went through the same thing..?

LORD


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AEvans 5 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

Lololo! To funny! Great laugh early in the morning! I see you are writing your batooty off! lololo! I believe I need to get writing and I loved this hub too! :)


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Lord De Cross 5 years ago Author

My batooty off? Thanks sister! Lol! ,we need a good laugh every now and then!!


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AnkushKohli 4 years ago from India

Nice little funny story. I hope their moods have gone swing and must have made out.


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Lord De Cross 4 years ago Author

Hi Ankushkohli!!

Lol! actually they are divorced by now...but what you read is the real thing...Thanks for stopping by!

LORD


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molometer 4 years ago

Laughter is the best medicine, as the saying goes and this had me in stitches.lol

Well done Lord.

The pictures are so cool and that cat got the cream.

All the votes and shared of course.


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Lord De Cross 4 years ago Author

Hi Molometer! Glad you enjoyed this oldie. Life can be a joke so many times!

LORD


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LaThing 4 years ago from From a World Within, USA

Great read, had some laugh! The last one wasn't true, was it?? Oh, that must have been very funny.... Voting up and awesome! Thanks for the laugh.... :)


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Lord De Cross 4 years ago Author

Morning LaThing,

Yeah, the last incident was a true story referred by a co-worker, and we were laughing like kids. Gee! Thanks for checking up on us.

LORD

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