Ridiculous and silly tatertot song poem humor for your entertainment

A collection of Tater Tot tunes

Here are ten Ridiculous and silly tatertot song poems.They were written by me for my friend Ida.One day while eating tater tots and chatting with her online,I decided to nickname my friend Ore-Ida,as in tatertots.She then nicknamed herself Babytot.From this new beginning came a bunch of silly song poems that I had written for my friend based on tatertots.I know that may sound kinda stupid.But heck I gotta release my creative outlet somehow and writing humor has always been fun for me.:-)Each one is reflective of a famous song.Can you guess which ones? The titles are as follows-

1.shes got a tater to fry.

2.hot totted.

3.tater totter dreamin.

4.tater lane.

5.babytot rhapsody.

6.babytot amour.

7.shes tot baby.

8.lets go cook some tots.

9.ore-ida now.

10.last tray to totsville.

Im not endorsing any particular tater tots products or anything.Ore-idas the nickname I had given my friend.Oh the silly things one can come up with sometimes.These arent all of them but I guess ten of them are quite a few for now.It was fun writng these.

Shes got a tater to fry

I think she over cooked them a tad,I think they're too baked,yeah

Babytots cookin taters like mad and bought ketchup today yeah

Oh,shes got a tater to fry

Shes got a tater to fry fry fry

Shes got a tater to fry

and she don't care

She said that cookin with me

was bringin her down yeah

But shed never cook them in grease

when I was around

Oh,shes gotta tater to fry

Shes gotta tater to fry fry fry

Shes gotta tater to fry

And she don't care

Don't know why she cooks em so high.She outta cook right

She outta cook right by me

Before she gets to starting to fry

She outta fry

She outta fry right by me

I think she overcooked them a tad

I think they're too baked yeah

babytots cookin taters like mad and bought ketchup today yeah

Shes got a tater to fry

Shes got a tater to fry fry fry

Shes got a tater to fry

And she don't care

My babytot don't care My babytot don't care

Hot Totted

Well Im hot totted,check em and see

Ida fever at four hundred and three

Cmon babytot,don't cha burn em by chance

Im hot hotted.Im hot totted.

You don't have to read my mind,to know what I have in mind.

Babytot you outta know.

Now they cook so fine,tots all layin in a line.

I wanna know what you're doin to cook them so slow.

Now its up to you,we can cook up tater tots for two.

Just me and you,Ill show ya recipes you never knew.

That's why Im hot totted,cook them and see.

Ore-Ida fever at four hundred and three

Come on babytot,don't burn em by chance

Im hot totted.Im hot totted.

If they taste alright,maybe you can take a bite

Shall I eat them ketchupee?

But you've got to cook them inside,cmon babytot,some like em fried

Tell me are they hot tatertots?They sure look that way to me.

Are they gold enough?Will they be ready not overcooked and tough?

Is oven timing right?Did you save your tots for me tonight?

Yea Im hot totted,check em and see

Ida fever at four hundred and three

Cmon babytot don't burn em by chance

Im hot totted.Im hot totted,Im hot

Now its up to you,we can cook up tater tots for two.

Just me and you,Ill show you recipes ya never knew.

Well Im hot totted,check em and see

Ida fever at four hundred and three

Cmon babytot don't burn em by chance

Im hot totted.Im hot totted.

Hot totted,cookin every night

Hot totted,they're cookin so right.

Hot totted,yea its drivin me wild

Hot totted,they're so hot but yet mild

Hot totted,they're a little bit fried

Hot totted,a little ketchup on the side

Hot totted,don't hear no the microwave ding

Hot totted,tatertots makin my tastebuds sing

TaterTotter Dreaming

All the tots are brown

from the oven today

Babytot went for a walk

on a winters day

Tots be safe and warm

if on the oven tray

Tator totter dreamin

on such a winters day

I stopped into a store (stopped into a store)

I passed along the way (passed along the way)

You know I got down to frozen peas (got down to frozen peas)

Tots on sale today (tots on sale today)

Oh the grocer keeps them cold.(grocer keeps them cold)

He knows Im gonna pay (knows Im gonna pay)

Oh tater totter dreamin (tater totter dreamin)

on such a winters day.

All the tots are brown (all the tots are brown)

from the oven today (from the oven today)

Babytot went for a walk

On a winters day (on a winters day)

If I didn't tell her (if I didn't tell her)

They're ketchupee today (ketchupee today)

Oh,tater totter dreamin(tater totter dreamin)

On such a winters day (tater totter dreamin)

On such a winters day (tater totter dreamin)

On such a winters day

Tator Lane

A Babytot is sellin taters from a tray

And though she feels as if shes in a play

She is anyway

In tater lane a babytot she is a customer

We see the grocer hes so happy never grim

Then the tater tots are all rushed in

From the pouring rain,very strange

Tater lane is in my frij and froze on ice

There beneath the bag of frozen fries

I sit and meanwhile back

In tater lane there is babytot with a tray of glass

And all her tots they are all lined up to be seen

She likes to keep her microwave clean

Such a clean machine

Tater lane is good with beer but not with fries

Ketchup in a dish potato pies

in summer,meanwhile back

Behind the counter in the middle of a roundabout

The blondish Idas cookin tots all on a tray

And though she thinks they taste ok

she ketchups them anyway

In tater lane a babytot she is a customer

We see the grocer hes so happy never grim

Then the tater tots are all rushed in

from the pouring rain,very strange

Tater lane is in my frij and froze on ice

There beneath the bag of frozen fries

I sit and meanwhile back

Tater lane is good with beer but not with fries

Ketchup in a dish potato pies

Tater Lane

Babytot Rhapsody

Is this the real life,is this just fantasy

Stuck on the east coast,no escape from reality

Open your eyes,look right at the stove and see.

Im just a babytot.I need no sympathy

Because Ive cooked on high and cooked on low,

tater tots all in a row

Any way the tots cook doesn't really matter to me,to me.

Mama,just burnt the pan

Used some butter there instead,

despite what directions said

Mama,cooked tots had just begun

But now Ive gone and burnt them all the way

Mama oooh.Didn't mean to make them fry

If Im not back from the store tomorrow

Carry on,carry on as if nothing really matters

Too late,tater tots have thawed

Sends shivers down my spine

cuz they'll cook mushy every time

Goodbye everybody,Ive got to cook

Gotta leave burnt tots behind and face the truth

Mama oooh,I don't wanna fry

Sometimes I wish Id never cooked tater tots at all

I see a silhouetto of a tot

Tatertot tatertot,microwave the fandango

Golden brown and crunching,very very munching to me

(They're theyre ore-ida(theyre ore-ida)ore-ida figaro

Magnifico..Im just a babytot,nobody loves me

Shes just a babytot,from a tot family

Sparing her tots from this microwave you see

Easy come,easy go,will you cook them slow?

Ore-ida no,we will not cook them slow

(Cook them slow)ore-ida we will not cook them slow

(Cook them slow)ore-ida we will not cook them slow

(Cook them slow) Will not cook them slow

(Cook them slow) Will not cook them slow (cook them slow)

Ah no no no no no no

(Oh tater mia)Tater mia,cook them slow

Babytot has cooked a bowl of tater tots for me,for me,for me

So you think you can microwave them instead of fry?

So you think that they wont cook up all mushy and dry?

Oh babytot,cant do this to me babytot

Just gotta gettem out.Just gettem right out of here

Nothing really matters,anyone can see

Nothing really matters

Nothing really matters to me

Any way the tots cook.

Babytot amour

Baby tot tot tot tot,Tot tot,tot,tot,tot,tot,

Babytot amour,golden as a summers day

Babytot amour,distant in a freezers bay

Babytot amour,crunchy little tots that I adore

You're the only tots in my oven door

How I wish you'd cook so fine

Served with Santa Fe,chicken or your favorite meat

I can smell you,my ketchupy potato treat

Babytot amour,oven cook directions I cant ignore

That behind that little oven door

How I wish you'd cook so fine.

Baby tot tot tot tot.Tot tot tot tot tot tot

Baby tot tot tot tot.Tot tot tot tot tot tot

Maybe someday,Ill microwave you in a bunch

Maybe someday,Ill take you with me as my lunch

Oh,baby tot amour,crunchy little tots that I adore

You're the tots my tastebuds yearnin for

How I wish you'd cook so fine

Baby tot tot tot tot.Tot tot tot ot tot tot

Shes tot baby

Well shes all you'd ever want

Shes the kind of babytot to take to dinner

She cooks tots there in her place

Theres no ketchup on her face,shes a winner

Shes tot baby..whoa whoa whoa..shes tot baby

Talkin about that tater tottin baby,and those tater tots are mine

Well shes made some tots today

Reads instructions as they say,oh what a blessing

And although theyre cooked not fried

Always moist and never dried I am confessing.

Shes tot baby..whoa whoa whoa..shes tot baby

Talkin about that tater tottin baby,and those tater tots are mine.

Well she never burns them when they bake and I cant refuse her

Tots microwaving on a plate,I never would accuse her

Tots she cooks are hard to find and I don't wanna lose her

Help me cook a bagful in the oven today,hey hey hey!

Well she knows what Im about

She can take the tot tray out,and that's not easy

Well cooks them through and through

And she knows just what to do,and theyre not greasy

Shes tot baby,.whoa whoa,whoa..shes tot baby

Tater talkin about that tot baby,and the tater tots are mine

Yeah yeah yeah,shes tot baby

Whoa,whoa,whoa,shes tot baby

And those tater tots are mine

Yeah yeah yeah,shes tot baby

Whoa,whoa,whoa,shes tot baby

And those tater tots are mine

Baby tot tot tot tot.Tot tot tot tot tot tot

Lets go cook some tots

Tah tah tah tah.Tah tah tah tah.

Tah tah tah tah.Tah,tah,tah,tah..Babytot.

Well you can fry it,you can cook it,

you can microwave and nuke it tater tots.

When microwave plates spinnin

you can serve em up with chicken,tater tots.

Do the cookin sensation that's sweepin the nation,tater tots.

Ah,lets go cook some tots.

Lets go cook some tots oh baby.

Lets go cook some tots oh baby.

Lets go cook some tots.

Cmon,lets go cook tater tots.

Well you can fork em,you can fry em

with some ketchup you can try em tater tots

Where the tater is the smoothest

And in the center of it coolest tater tots

Lotsa ketchup make ya flip,mighty tasty with a dip,tater tots

Lets go!

Lets go cook some tots.

Lets go cook some tots oh baby.

Lets go cook some tots oh baby.

Lets go cook some tots.

Cmon,lets go cook some tots.

Lets go!

Well you can fry em you can cook em

you can microwave and cook em tater tots.

When the microwave plates spinnin

You can serve em up with chicken tater tots.

Do the cookin sensation that's been sweepin the nation tater tots.

You can munch em,you can crunch em

you can cookem in a bunchem tater tots.

When the oven light is lookin

like the tots are brown and cookin tater tots.

Do the cookin sensation that is sweepin a nation tater tots.

Lets go!

Ah lets go cook some tots.

Lets go cook some tots oh baby.

Lets go cook some tots oh baby.

Lets go cook some tots.

Come on,lets go cook some tots.

Tah,tah,tah,tah.Tah,tah,tah,tah.

Tah,tah,tah,tah.Tah,tah,tah,tah,cook some tots.

Ore-ida now

Oride oride oreida

There they stood,in the aisle

On display stacked single file

I said-Hey,now what is this now baby?

Maybe,maybe tots are better than chips.

I said-hey,what's this brand baby

Maybe can can cook them the same

Now lets not wait,nor hesitate

Lets cookem before they've set out too late..ow

Ore-Ida,baby its an ore-Ida

Ore-Ida,baby its an ore-ida alright ah.

Ohh,let me tell you now,uh.

I took her home,to my place

watchin every move on her face.

She said-Look,they need no flame now baby,

are ya gonna nuke em all the same?

I said-Slow,don't cookem fast.

Don't you think our tots can last?

She said-Tots?Well theres alots,

now you're tryin to trick me in tots,ow

Ore-ida,baby its an ore-ida

Ore-ida,baby its an ore-ida,oh my I said.

Ohh burned my finger

Yeh Cook on,Cookem up.

Let me cook em with some oil now.

Right now.

Took em home,to my place,

hoping that Id have freezer space.

She said-Look,they need no flame baby.

Are ya gonna nuke em all the same?

Isaid-Slow,don't .

Don't you think our tots can last?

And she said,Tos?Well theres alots.

Now you're tryin to trick me in tots,ow

Ore-ida,baby its an ore-ida yeh

Ore-ida,baby its an ore-ida.

Ore-ida,baby its an ore-ida,da yeh.

Ore-ida (baby its ore-ida now)baby baby baby,its oreida

Oride (ore-ida)yeh.

Its ore-ida,its oreida,its ore-ida,yeah.

Alright,baby itsa ore-ida

Yeah were happy cookin together,oe

Baby baby baby its ore-ida

Everythings ore-ida ore-ida now,baby its an ore-ida.

Last tray to totsville

Take the last tray to totsville

to the microwaving station

Timers set right on four thirty

cookin tots with radiation.

Cuz ovens slow,oh no no no!

Oh no no no!

Cuz they cook at high elevation,

and I must cook them again

With ketchup salt together

til the oven dinger dings

And I must go.Oh no,no,no!

Oh no,no,no!

And I don't know why these tots they started to glow.

Take the last train to totsville

Idas waiting at the station.

Well have tater tots with ketchup

and a bit of conversation.

Whered the ketchup go?Oh no,no,no!

Oh no,no,no!

Take the last tray to totsville

now we must begin our lunch

Shoulda put some in the oven

cuz theyre mushy lacking crunch

And cook em low.Cookem on low.

Oh no,no,no!

And I don't know just whered the ketchup go.

Do do do do do do do do do do do do do

Do do do do do do do do do do do do do

Take the last tray to totsville.Take the last tray to totsville.

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EsJam 14 months ago from Southern California

I got a big kick out of your tater tot songs! Had fun singing the lyrics to the well known tunes! I like silly, too.

Thanks for fun Hub!

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