Jessica Alba - Does She Love You?
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A hubber who goes by the simple name of 'Tree' asked this question, citing confusion over whether or not Jessica Alba loves him. At first this seemed like a frivolous question, undeserving of much time or attention, but then I realized that this question is not merely a facile attempt at attention seeking, but rather, speaks to a deeper issue. This difficult question to answer at first glance, so I took the time to do some research. Research is always exceptionally important when addressing pressing global issues such as these.
Firstly I looked at Mr. Tree's profile. He has thus far made but a solo contribution on to hub pages, which confesses his undying love for Jessica Alba in poetic form that goes like this:
a lonely brocken heart
i have become more than in love,
yet i still live alone,
all ive ever wanted from life,
is jessica on the phone.
i know ill never find her,
for the is such a star,
but if ever she needs me by her side,
just call as im never far.
xxx xxx xxx xxx xx (A number which is presumable a phone number which I won't be reproducing just in case someone other than Jessica Alba decides to take advantage of his open spirit.)
Jessica Alba is of course, now pregnant, or a mother, depending on when you read this article. The father of the child is Cash Warren. Now, under normal circumstances, the bearing of a child to one man, and the ignorance of existence of another would indicate a certain lack of affection for the unknown gentleman. But I think we should look further into this issue.
Cash Warren and Jessica Alba split up before her pregnancy was announced, and reconciled around the same time that it became evident that she was with child. This is not typically the course of true love, rather the course of obligation that comes with knocking one of the most beautiful women in the world up.
I would say that there is a good chance that Jessica Alba does love Tree. In fact, I would say that Jessica loves us all. She is, after all, an actress, and an actress is nothing without and audience. If all the world is a stage, then we are the lowly spectators of Jessica's beauty and grace. However, without us, she would simply be playing to a void, and would not have anyone to fetch her coffee.
A true love of performance also comes with a true love of the audience. Mr Tree, you are part of that audience, and though you may not have been fortunate enough as yet to mistakenly mingle DNA with her, there is little doubt that there is a small amount of love for you in the heart of Jessica Alba, as there is for every man, woman and child who would purchase a lunch box with her face on it.
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