Just some quotes
"I'm not as stupid as I look, but I hope to be someday." - this quote was cut out of a magazine and it had the cutest ugly puppy on it. My sister gave it to me one day. I still have it and LOVE that saying.
"I'm not crazy, my reality is just different then yours." - isn't this true for most of us? No one is the same.
"Does not play well with others." - When I was in college this was what my roommate said to me all the time. Psh, don't know what he was talking about LOL
"Being normal, UGH, I can't even imagine how horrible that must be." - What is normal these days?
"When your parents accuse you of lying to them, just look them in the eye and say EASTER BUNNY, SANTA CLAUSE AND THE TOOTH FAIRY!" - hahaha, this still doesn't give the kid a right to lie to their parents, just saying.
"I got a new stick of deoderant today. The instructions said remove cap and push up bottom. I can barley walk but when I fart the room smells lovely." - I wonder what kind of people come up with these things :)
"DADD: Dads against daughters dating: Shoot the first one and the word will spread" - DADD shirts are all over the place now. My husband loves them considering we have two little girls.
"When life hands you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch as the world wonders how the hell you did it." - So true. If life gives you lemons, make something different of it. People will wonder how you moved on.
"If I had a penny for every time I thought about you, I'd be a millionaire." - In my case, I'd be a trillionaire with how much I think about my hubby.
"MOMS! They're like Dad's only smarter." - hehehe so funny that one!
"Life is very funny if you take the time to watch it." - Looking back on mine, it is funny how things turned out perfect today, I would have never thought it was possible back in the day.
"Please God, if you can't make me thin, make my friends fat." - I'm not as skinny as I used to be and I suppose it would help my self esteem if my friends were fatter then me but I'd never wish being fat on anyone!
"It's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years!" - Live it to the fullest. You only get that year once.
"Facebook is like jail: you sit around, waste time, have a profile picture, write on walls, and get poked by guys you don't really know." - Oh Facebook, we all love you so LOL
What are some of your favorite quotes????
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