Krokus: "Original Album Classics" Collection Review

This box set includes CDs of the "Metal Rendez-vous" (1980), "Hardware" (1981) and "One Vice at a Time" (1982) albums, packaged in cool cardboard LP-replica sleeves.
This box set includes CDs of the "Metal Rendez-vous" (1980), "Hardware" (1981) and "One Vice at a Time" (1982) albums, packaged in cool cardboard LP-replica sleeves. | Source

Krokus will be next year's Def Leppard.

— Krokus manager Butch Stone to Circus Magazine, September 1983

KROKUS - Original Album Classics 3-CD set (Sony/Legacy/Arista, 2012)

Swiss rockers KROKUS never quite lived up to that rather grandiose managerial prediction shown above, but they managed to carve out a pretty decent career for themselves during the big '80s metal boom. American audiences probably remember them best for 1983's Headhunter album - a derivative-but-fun slab of early '80s metal which included the enduring radio staple "Screaming in the Night." Krokus was considered a "new" act at that time, but Headhunter was actually their seventh (!) release - which meant the band already had a fairly deep catalog of pre-Headhunter albums waiting for curious fans to unearth them.

Founded as a progressive rock act in Switzerland in 1975, Krokus' first two records - 1976's self titled debut and 1977's To You All - barely made a splash, even in their homeland. A stylistic switch towards AC/DC styled hard rock on 1978's mostly ignored Pain Killer album (aka Pay It In Metal) did little to reverse the band's waning fortunes. It wasn't till Marc Storace - a singer originally from the tiny Mediterranean island nation of Malta, who'd been kicking around the European rock scene since the late '60s - joined the fold in time for 1980's Metal Rendez-vous that things started falling into place for Krokus. Storace's distinctively gritty and powerful vocal style - a blend of Bon Scott's pub-rock swagger and Robert Plant's arena-rattling wail - fit the band's sound like a glove. The rest, as they say, is history.

Krokus press photo, circa 1984
Krokus press photo, circa 1984

I was a casual Krokus fan during their brief early '80s heyday but they hadn't been on my radar for a long time -- until I recently scored a bargain-priced CD of their greatest hits, which renewed my interest in the band. Seeking to re-acquire some of their albums that I owned in my youth, I came across a cool Krokus box set that was released in 2012 as part of Sony/Legacy's Original Album Classics reissue series. The box features Marc Storace's first three albums with the band - 1980's Metal Rendez-vous, 1981's Hardware and 1982's One Vice At A Time - each in neat little cardboard slipcovers meant to mimic the appearance of the original vinyl LPs. The set was an absolute steal for ten bucks so I snapped it up and I've been going down Metal Memory Lane with the trio of CDs all week long.

The LP-style cardboard disc sleeves even feature "side one" and "side two" info on the back covers!
The LP-style cardboard disc sleeves even feature "side one" and "side two" info on the back covers! | Source
"Are you my Daddy?"
"Are you my Daddy?" | Source

"Metal Rendez-vous" (1980)

I've owned Metal Rendez-vous on vinyl since the mid 1980s but since I no longer have a turntable to play LPs on, I hadn't heard it in dog years. Therefore, revisiting this album after more than two decades was like getting a letter from an old friend. Metal Rendez-vous is about as subtle as the automobile collision on its front cover, kicking off nicely with the uptempo "Heat Strokes" before sliding into second gear with "Bedside Radio" and the heavy-duty "Shy Kid." "Tokyo Nights" is a mid-tempo track that begs the audience to sing along, almost like an early blueprint of "Screaming in the Night." "Back Seat Rock N Roll" brings things to a satisfyingly pummeling close.

Comparisons to AC/DC are unavoidable when listening to Metal Rendez-vous (and indeed, most of the band's catalog) due to Storace's Bon Scott-esque vocals and Krokus' propensity for using groan-worthy sexual double-entendres and puns in their lyrics and song titles, just like their Aussie heroes. What Krokus may lack in subtlety, they more than make up for in terms of catchiness and sheer volume!

"Heatstrokes" (1980)

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"Hardware" (1981)

My brother owned Hardware on cassette back in the day and it was a frequent player back then, but I've never owned a copy myself, therefore I hadn't heard it in at least a quarter century. The rumbling "Celebration" gets things off to a moody start before kicking into "Easy Rocker," which salutes the band's fans clad in leather jackets, covered with patches of "those heavy bands." A particularly nasty groupie is immortalized in "Smelly Nellie," and it doesn't take much imagination to figure out what the charming "Mr. 69" is about. Contemporary audiences will likely be shocked at a line in album-closer "Mad Racket" in which Storace barks about a rival, "He's a transvestite -- he's a fag!" (I don't think he's talking about a cigarette...) Of the three albums included in this set, Hardware was my least favorite, in spite of a few decent tracks. It just doesn't have the fire of the other two albums that bookend it. .

"Rock City" (1981)

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"One Vice at a Time" (1982)

One Vice at a Time was released in 1982 - a year prior to Krokus' "breakthrough" success with Headhunter - and was possibly their hardest-rocking (and also most derivative) album thus far. It kicks off with one of Krokus' best-known pre-Headhunter songs - the oh-so-subtle "Long Stick Goes Boom" (hint: it's not about a stick of dynamite...), which rips off AC/DC even more blatantly than usual. (Which is really sayin' something!). Krokus continues to mine The Thunder From Down Under for inspiration for the rest of the album, especially on tracks like "Bad Boys, Rag Dolls" and "Down the Drain." Seriously folks, they owe Angus and Malcolm Young some royalties for this one! Despite its near-total lack of originality One Vice is still a fun listen, especially when it's cranked up to appropriately obnoxious volume levels.

"Long Stick Goes Boom" (1982)

"Change of Address" (1986) featured the wimpiest cover of Alice Cooper's "School's Out" ever recorded.
"Change of Address" (1986) featured the wimpiest cover of Alice Cooper's "School's Out" ever recorded. | Source

So whatever happened to Krokus anyway?

After the platinum success of the Headhunter album, Krokus' fortunes took a fairly swift downward turn. The band made the poor decision to abandon their headbanging, pedal-to-the-metal approach on follow up albums like 1984's The Blitz and 1985's Change of Address, favoring a slicker pop-metal sound aimed at American rock radio and MTV. The metal fraternity said "no thanks" to their new direction, labeling Krokus sell-outs and bandwagon-jumpers. Storace left the band after 1988's barely-noticed Heart Attack and Krokus split up after one album with a new singer (1990's Stampede).

Storace returned to the fold a few years later for 1995's successful To Rock Or Not To Be reunion album, and the band has been active ever since - even if membership has been something of a revolving door from album to album. Krokus' most recent CD, Dirty Dynamite, was released in 2013 and they remain a popular draw on the concert circuit, especially in Europe.

I hope I've piqued your interest in this underrated band. If you're interested in checking their material out for yourself, this Original Album Classics 3-CD set would be an excellent place to start your journey. Now, all I need to do is pick up Headhunter on CD and I'm all set...

KROKUS Select Discography:

Krokus - Phonogram, 1976

To You All - Phonogram, 1977

Pain Killer (aka Pay It In Metal) - Phonogram/Mercury, 1978

Metal Rendez-vous - Ariola, 1980

Hardware - Ariola, 1981

One Vice at a Time - Arista, 1982

Headhunter - Arista, 1983

The Blitz - Arista, 1984

Change of Address - Arista, 1986

Alive and Screamin' (live) - Arista, 1986

Heart Attack - MCA, 1988

Stayed Awake All Night - Arista, 1989

Stampede - Phonag, 1990

The Dirty Dozen: Very Best Of - Ariola, 1993

To Rock Or Not To Be - Phonag, 1995

Round 13 - Phonag, 1999

Rock the Block - Warner Music Group, 2003

Long Stick Goes Boom: The Anthology - Castle, 2003

Hellraiser - AFM, 2006

Fire and Gasoline (live) - Reality, 2007

Extended Versions (live) - Sony, 2007

Hoodoo - Sony, 2010

Dirty Dynamite - The End, 2013

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Fox Music 18 months ago

Thanks for the Read FatFreddysCat This Was a Great Review On the Swedish Rockers Krokus -- Looks Like I Am Going to Have Go To the K's & Dust Off My Krokus Albums and Give Them A Spin


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FatFreddysCat 18 months ago from The Garden State Author

Cool, Fox - hope you dig those Krokus records. Rock on!


Leo 15 months ago

I found your site today via Steve Hoffman and really enjoyed it. I also have the Krokus trinity (with 4) and hadn't heard them in more than 20 years. The time has come. Cheers from Brazil

Another AC/DC's Bon Scott era rip-off is Dynamite - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJ-uQQw04CY


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FatFreddysCat 15 months ago from The Garden State Author

Hi Leo - thanks for stopping by. Will check out "Dynamite," you can never have too many AC/DC ripoffs, haha

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