Khloe Kardashian The Sexy Giant

Guess Which One Is Khloe - Go on, Guess...

Okay, so Khloe Kardashian may not be a giant, but put her next to her buxom sister Kim Kardashian, and she certainly looks it. Khloe has styled herself as being the 'wise' Kardashian, which makes sense I suppose. Perhaps she aims to be the thinking man's Kim Kardashian. However without some breast and butt implants, poor Khloe is probably doomed to forever be stuck in the shadow of her more diminutive but much more curvaceous sister.

At present, Kim fills her days co-owning a styling company called 'Dash', and being Kim's personal assistant. Damn, how much would that have to suck. I don't know about the rest of you but my siblings and I spent our collective childhood doing our level best to assassinate one another without being caught. Imagine the humiliation that must come from having your sister as your boss. I'm reminded very strongly of the Whitney Houston film 'The Bodyguard', where it turns out that Whitney's jealous sister is the one behind all the vile attempts on her life. Kim should be careful. How easy would it be to implant explosives into the high heel of a sexy pair of shoes, or perhaps even inject her butt implants (sorry, alleged butt implants) with a chemical substance that makes them swell uncontrollably until they explode. I'll stop now because I'm probably just giving Khloe ideas, and I don't want to go down with her when the Kevin Costner lookalike foils her evil plans.

Come to think of it, a guy named Kevin really would make the perfect partner for Kim. He'd fit right in with the rest of the family, which is probably important. But we're digressing on to Kim again, I bet Khloe hates it when that happens, I bet it makes her want to take a pair of scissors and just start hacking the eyes out of magazine photos and make a creepy montage out of them. I'm not sure why crazy and dangerous people always do that, but it would appear they do, so who am I to question their methods.

Back to Khloe. Khloe is largely considered to be the voice of reason amongst the krazy Kardashians. She is known to be witty and sarcastic (witty is another word for 'funny', which is often the refuge of ugly people who are too poor for plastic surgery.)

What does the future hold for Khloe? I don't know, but I would advise her to avoid planting charges in a boat moored at a remote lake getaway. That never turns out well for anyone.

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Alex Chaney 8 years ago

I guess I stand alone as a HUGE Khloe fan. I agree that she is the voice of reason, is kind of a badass in her ways, is not as annoying as the older sister, whatever her name is. Not I'll admit that Kim is Damn Hot. No doubt, but Khloe is an absolute keeper. Actually, Kim and Khloe seem to be extremely grounded and a bit humble which raise their sexy bar trough the roof.

The irony is that if this were the 80's, then the IT girl in the family wound have been the older sister. Tiny, cute, etc. They would have said Kim's ass was WAAAAY too big ( perfect to me), and Khloe way to tall. Just think of the Bangles.

Keeping it Funky and always Fun!

-Alex "Never2Funky"


Kk!@ 8 years ago

this article is about khloe but she isnt the tall sister she is the short one. lOL kourtney is that tall one


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Hope Alexander 8 years ago Author

Kk!@ - FAIL!

According to Hollywoodupclose.com, (http://www.hollywoodupclose.com/celebrity-Kourtney... and a variety of other sources, Kourtney Mary Kardashian stands at 5'3.. so not particularly tall.


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manoharv2001 8 years ago from Bangalore - 560097, Karnataka, India

I admit that Kim is Damn Hot.


Damon 8 years ago

Hey,I'm a HUGE fan of the kardashian girls esp.Khloe./I love how sexy and forward she is and she is definently the kind of girl i'd DATE./We'd be like Josh Duhamel and Fergie....haha


Janie 8 years ago

How tall is Khloe?

PS I like to wear men's panties. Thanks.


yousupsun 8 years ago

I think its fairly obvious that Khloe is a knockout. They are all hot but i think that Khloe is the best. She so long and sexy.


Henk 8 years ago

that Khloe is really really really hot!

what a fine woman


BO L 8 years ago

DEAR KHLOE KARDASHIAN I LIKE YOUR PHOTOS OF YOU AND YOUR SISTERS SO WILL YALL BE MY FRIEND I WOOD LIKE YOU FOR MY FRIEND AND WILL YALL ARE YOU PLEASE SEND ME A E-MAIL BACK TO ME SO I CAN SEND YOU A E-MAIL BACK TO YOU AND YOUR SISTERS KIM & KHLOE & KOURTNEY YALL ARE 3 BEAUTIFUL YOUNG WOMEN AND YALLS HAVE A SEXY BODY BUT I LIKE THE TV SHOW THE KARDASHIAN IM THE BIG FAN AND I LOVE YALLS


miko 8 years ago

I'm a fan of Khloe too - fan of the show as well! Khloe is hilaroius in the new season! She tells it how it is - loved how she threatened Kourtney's boyfriend, if she ever hurt her again, in the priemere episode. I heard she gets a guy in this season - hope it's true!


cesar tromp 8 years ago

I'M A HUGE FAN OF KHLOE, OF THE 3 SISTERS FOR ME SHE IS HOTEST ONE!!!!!

I LIKE YOUR CARACTER ALSO SHE IS VERY TOF I LIKE THAT!!!!

KHLOE I WISH I KAN MEET YOU ONE TIME!!!!!

BIG KISS FOR YOU!!!!


CESAR TROMP 8 years ago

HEY KHLOE I LOVE YOU!!!

YOU ARE SO SEXY !!!!!

YOUR HOT!!!!! MORE THAN KIM!!!! SORRY BUT THATS FOR REAL!!!


Posao 8 years ago

I love that red dress!!! :)


Maria 8 years ago

Ladies I LOVE YOUR SHOW . I LOVE THE WAY YOU GET ALONG I DIDN;T HAVE ANY SISTERS BUT WHEN I SEE ALL OF YOU I WISH I DID. KHLOE IM THINKING ABOUT HAVING ANOTHER BABY IF IT;S A GIRL I WILL NAME HER KHLOE NOT THAT I DON'T LIKE THE OTHER FOR SOME REASON I LLOVE KHLOE DON;T TAKE THE WRONG WAY. I'M 24 5'1 AND 1?? LBS. I WOPULD LIKE TO HAVE YOUR BODY AND BE HABLE TO SHOW IT OFF LIKE YOU LADIES. AND OFF COURSE TO MY HUSBAND.


Brian 8 years ago

Khloe is mad hot! Forget that Kim bimbo, she ain't that hot, without her makeup I'll bet she looks like crap. Kourtney isn't much to write home about either. But Khloe, man, she's super gorgeous. I love her eyes, and her body is soooo perfect from head to toe. There's something about her that just attracts me to her. I only watch the show to see her! But she's smokin hot, that's for sure.


Megan 8 years ago

I think Khloe [who IS the tall one....watch the show and get it right dumbasses] is the best sister of them all! She tells it like it is and doesn't give a damn what people think. That is how everyone should be! It is called freedom of speech for a reason!!!


mica 8 years ago

Khloe is the best, love her and her sisters.


Jason from California 8 years ago

Yeah hands down kim is the pretty one but khloe makes up for that in having a good sense of humor, great personality, confidence and being downright level headed. Kim can be a bit blonde sometimes, she's not as witty as khloe ...SAD!!! no wonder her sex tape got out. Im in love with khloe coz she's the whole package...


Hi Hi Hi 8 years ago

Kim may be pretty, but she's a total bitch. Khloe, Kourtney, Kris, and Bruce make the show interesting. Especially Khloe and Bruce. Kim is just there for viewing pleasure, but once she opens her mouth you just want to stump on the skank


danielle 8 years ago

khloe is gorgeous! she is naturally pretty. i love all of them but khloe is my fave! i love how she speaks up for herself and i love kim and kourtney too but khloe is the only one that hasn't been in a sex scandal. love you khloe!


johnny 8 years ago

I FUCKEN LOVE KHLOE!! SHES FUNNY AND COOL AND WAY BETTER THAN KIM. AND SOOO PRETTY. SHE MAKES THE SHOW GOOD. KIM IS BORING AND SKANKY.


wad 8 years ago

beautiful girls. keep it up.


J Kane 8 years ago

Since when is it a weakness to be different from your siblings? In fact what Khloe brings to the table is wonderful. Not only is she beautiful outside from what I have seen on the show, on the inside as well. Keep up the good work girls, they're haters!


ssphillyspecial@aol.com 8 years ago

I think Khloe is so darn hot, and she has such a beautiful personality to boot. I would love to take her out on a date she reminds me of myself very down to earth and very pretty.


Ashton 8 years ago

Personally I find Khloe the most attractive. Next would be Kourtney, and obviously last would be Kim, just because she has to be included. In my opinion, Kim emits the image of an indian girl with overdone makeup and a butt that's too big. Kourtney is like a foxy latina that I wouldn't mind having fun with, but Khloe is everything that her sisters aren't in one. I can't think of one thing I don't like about her. She's hot, a substantial height, proportionate body (unlike the other two), and doesn't have an annoying voice (also unlike the other two). And obviously she has a voice of her own and is strong willed. Wish I could find a girl like that.


Michael Jennings 8 years ago

I think that all of the Kardashian siblings turned out to be damn good people which says a lot about their upbringing. I'm not very familiar with the family, but you can tell that Kris is an awesome mom and Bruce is not the typical Step Father.....he cares for them as if they were his blood. I would have to say that my favorite Kardashian is Khloe.....She is HOT to death and she's got a brilliant brain behind those beautiful eyes. Of course her other sisters are nice looking young ladies as well, but that Khloe is something special on the inside and out.


Rosa 8 years ago

Khloe is beautiful. She is not a giant. She is 5feet 7 inches tall.


alex k 8 years ago

KHLOE IS CRAZY HOT.......


alex k 8 years ago

KHLOE IS CRAZY HOT.......


Kim 8 years ago

Khloe is awesome. You are the only reason I watch Keeping up with the Kardashians. You give to them straight and I think that you are so beautiful.


ALEX 8 years ago

EVER SINCE I'VE BEEN WATCHING THE SHOW I FALL MORE N MORE IN LOVE SERIOULY WITH KHLOE ALTHOUGH SHE PROBABLY IS WAY TALLER BUT I DONT GIVE A ---- SHE ASTONISHINGLY GORRGEOUS...


TECHNICIAN 8 years ago

HEY RETARD AT THE TOP CHECK YOUR FACTS BEFORE YOU POST A COMMENT, kHLOE IS THE TALL ONE, KOURTNEY IS THE PETITE ONE


KAY 8 years ago

This article is incorrect in many ways. Firstly being that Kim is not Khloe's little sister. Khloe is on 24, or so, while Kim is 27. There are barely any facts present at all. They should definitely fact check and proofread on this SITE! Also, all the girls have similar body type it's just spread differently since they're all different heights. On the show's opener when all the girls are facing the side you can see each one is packing "a booty."


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Hope Alexander 8 years ago Author

I beg to differ with you on the booty point Kay. I have it on reliable scientific information that if Khloe had the same ass to body height ratio as Kim, her butt would block the sun from ever shining on LA.

How's THAT for a fact?


GLORIA 8 years ago

i love khloe she is def. my favortie


niK 8 years ago

Khloeeee is the beeeest Kardashian EVER!!

Kim should envy her! Completely

She is hot as heLLL!


BG 8 years ago

khloe is absolutely amazing! i wish i could be like her, and be the voice of reason. i don't know why people are hating on her, she's so pretty. and she's hilarious.


Suri 8 years ago

For ur info khloe ie wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy hotter dan egocentric cellutite proned she kim,,,her fcial features r exotic and her body is much more balance....plus d girl got balls and brains...


hey 8 years ago

i thought i would hate this show... but i actually loved it... and i really like khloe... she's so forward and I love how she lives her life.. and she's the funniest amongst all of the kardashian's sisters.... and she's pretty...


porkchop1633 8 years ago

I happen to think that thier family no matter thier ups and downs have a great way of showing kindness and love for many people. I only wish Khloe and all her family the best.


Ms. Kawaii 8 years ago

Well Khloe is awesome ! She has the breast, butt and height and beautiful ! And best of all she's funny and no sex scandal ! And she's not into guys like her other 2 sisters. She's independent !


Cynthia Medina 8 years ago

I love them all! They have their ups and downs and still stick together. They help others and make fun of themselves. I would have loved to be their sister! I love mine but they are a blast together. God bless them all Kardashian and Jenners. Stay close and stay loving.


Juan Ro 8 years ago

I love you Khloe please writemy my messenger is juancho_1181@hotmail.com


Bruce Jenner 7 years ago

I agree that Khloe IS HOT!Shes got the best personality, less ditzy than Kim,and not as mean as the other one.Yes Courtney...I think she is mad UGLY,inside and out.Dang she even shorter than Kim,that midget!Anyway yeah after watching the show I would rather date Khole than Kim..Kim is good for a couple of romps in the bedroom I guess.Though I really feel this article is a bit "sarcastic".Sorta like backhanded compliment to Khloe.And I doubt Khole is that jealous of Kim..maybe shes happy being herself.Now Courtney might be someone Kim have to worry about hiring a Reggie Bush impersonator to kill her or something.


MIKE (SPEEDRACER565) 7 years ago

Khole IS SO KEWL ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY, IM A 39 YR OLD GUY WHO LOVES TO WATCH THE SHOW, LOVE HER ATTITUDE AND I THINK THAT SHE WOULD BE GREAT TO HANG WITH. POWER POWER TO KHOLE!!!


Lucian J-247 7 years ago

Khloe has to be the hottest thing to touch LA since the sun shined over there this morning. And to think, she is young, vibrant with life, and has the demeanor most men crave and desire! I know I do! Khloe, I am ready whenever you are! Will be waiting for you beautiful one!


ryan  7 years ago

i would just hit it, and like it too. peace


Christina 7 years ago

OMG....Who wrote this... obviously a person that was picked on a lot as a child and needs some plastic surgery of thier own to make themsleves feels better, rather than suggesting it for someone who has no body flaws...see a psychologist and work on yourself !!


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Hope Alexander 7 years ago Author

omg lulz!


keepin it real 7 years ago

Khloe looks like a damn man, she can't have the same father as khortney and kim


Mfantastical 7 years ago

khloe is amazing, she's gorgeous, naturally beautiful and funny and has a banging body.. definetly the kind of girl i would be friends with!


Fan 7 years ago

Khloe is the brains of the family. She is extremely beautiful also. I can tell she has a big heart. Women like this are very rare indead.


Mary 7 years ago

OK so I was just watching the episode of the show where Khloe thinks she is a giant. OMG Khloe, I think just the opposite, I am a 5'3 woman and would die to have your height and body. I think you are a beautiful, smart and sensitive. Please think of the people who compare you to your sisters as idiots and know there are many of us out here who think you are beautiful


Megan 7 years ago

Hi Khloe ur so pretty and amazing!! I don't think you should listen to the people who call you fat and ugly!! Ur beautiful and NEVER EVER change im 14 and i look up to so much!

Peace and LOve Megan


felisha  7 years ago

for the record I LOVE KHLOE!!!!!!!!!! she is my absolute favorite out of all 3 she is the realest and funniest who doesnt bs which i love. i think she brings the funny to the show well kim on the other hand is just for the eyes NO personality at all hate to say it but in my eyes kims the fat definately not khloe


kassie 7 years ago

honestly i think this whole thing is dumb, and that all the people that talk about khloe, just have to make themselves feel better about themselves and I really hope she realizes that. Shit like this would make me so mad, how bout the person writing this (which is probably some jealous girl) takes her own bomb idea and does it to herself. this is absolutely ridiculous when did teh world come down to talking shit about people WE DONT REALLY KNOW. not gonna lie they can all be bitchy but, Khloe is just like everyone , she has problems but she is not FAT. i think khloe and kourtney and kim are beautiful. and i hope none of these stupid things ever bring them down!


dragongirl08 7 years ago

When I watched the episode where Khloe felt insecure and Bruce told her to lose some weight it was heartbreaking for me. She tells her sisters and her mother that they are perfect and than she gets criticized herself. I think Khloe is so beautiful with her graceful and tall stature. If any one who has called khloe fat Im wondering if they have ever seen her calfs and stomach. Her muscle tone is beautiful and anyone who thinks any different obviously is intimidated by a strong and beautiful woman. On top of it all khloes personality makes her even more beautiful and I hope she doesnt read into the negativity of others.


Liz Drummond 7 years ago

Khloe,

I just watched the episode where you posed for PETA's I'd rather go naked than wear fur campaign. And from a tall girl to another tall girl, just because you have short sisters does not mean you are a giant. My best friend (aka my sis from another miss) is 5'1 and I am 5'9. You look amazing and I am sick of you saying that you are fat. You look awesome girl and just own your tallness. Most girls are jealous of you, complaining is not necessary


Gail 7 years ago

WHY do people make these Kardashians celebrities? I've seen their show, they're a bunch of rude, airheads.

I'm sorry but why put these people on pedestals? I was embarrassed to watch the show, what a bunch of g*d damn idiots they are. DONT tune in, they'll be out of the limelight.

I do not like Donald Trump or respect him. I think he's a pompous ass and his children are like these Kardashians just living off his name.........but good for him tossing KHLOE off the show cause of her DUI. I've watched her on the show and she's nothing but a LAZY useless, spoiled BRAT like the rest of her family.


Nie 7 years ago

I wish I could marry khloe. She is so sexxxxy


jgracelewis/malibu 7 years ago

Khloe, you are absolved. I was so moved that Trump frickin fired you that I am here blogging- I have limited time BUT, you have set an example as someone who has faced your error. God bless you! Donald Trump, although we could spin this as a good thing to make him look like a moral authority (blech), really showed WHY shaming a substance abuse situation only adds insult to injury... just know that people see you as a real person who is learning from you mistake. You are fantastic. You and your fabulous family will move way beyond all of this. God bless, or goddess bless.


samantha  7 years ago

who ever is a hater of khole i feel for her . i dont understand why people always make fun of her. I know how she feels im only 13 and im like 5'8 i have a large but and im a dd (im not fat at all just liek her ) my body deff looks like hers and i get made fun of everyday so all haters need to just fuck off because saying shit deff dosnet help peoples self confidence.


Jacqueline Jimenez Fontana CA 7 years ago

I think Khloe is so beautiful, she is my role model. I think khloe is the most funniest, honest, and sexiest out of all 3 sisters. Khloe keep up the good hard work! Never let anyone put you down!


Renata 7 years ago

If 5'8" is a giant - then all models are too cause there height is a minimum of 5'9".. I'm amazed to read here that some of you feel she is over shadowed by her more curvacous sister Kim...IMHO her overall body shape for excels that of Kims. Kims a$$ sticks out something quite unnaturally whereas Khloe is well proportioned all over. Granted there are men/folk out there that rave about a butt and there are folk out there who rave about the breasts....Overall though - i bet you each of them wouldn't roll over Khloe in bed to get to someone else LOL.. She's not the amazon woman, she may not even be classically beautiful - very few people are! Khlor is gorgeous, smart and outspoken - build a bridge and get over it!


Asha 7 years ago

I cant believe people call Khloe fat, she is a attractive woman, runs a business and seems to have some brains. People should find them selves a life instead of picking on a perfectly normal woman to make themselves feel better. just because she is on TV does not mean she dosent have feelings or gets hurt.

And her step father Bruce should take a look at himself before he tells her to loose a few pounds. What kind of father says that and in front of his other younger daughter who is at a age where she can be easily influenced. he is nothing but a heartless man who needs to really think before he speaks.


f peterson 7 years ago

klhoe is a hottie and has gorgeous eyes .She's not boney and not huge and what a great attitude on everything.


julie 7 years ago

i love to watch the kardashians on foxtel......

khloe reminds me of me.....im taller then my older sister...

n we dont look the same n yes we share the same parents....

i think she's hott!!!!!!

u go girl....... : )


walter 7 years ago

Hi Kardashian sisters I am Brazilian and always see its reality incredible show and find vocês all I am pretty, and for being pretty to much envy for not being able to be vocês, but I come exactly I am to speak that I adore vocês all but my preferred one is Klhoe it is one " WOMAN AND IN SUCH A WAY " I find you Pretty, estonteante Klhoe, Glamurosa etc. is as many adjectives but Kim and vocês Kourtney also are wonderful but I am more the Klhoe kisses


Me 7 years ago

It's stupid websites like this that make Khloe self concious!

As I write I am watching the Kardashion's. Khole is a beautiful young woman and if you guys can't see that look in yur own god damn mirror. Because she's tall shes a giant? she's this she's that? Shut up and look at your reflection and point out yur body features.

Love ya Khloe, don't believe what people say.*


Big June 7 years ago

I'm a fan of the show, and I really like the bond the sisters have. There in front of cameras 24/7 and none of the sisters seem fake. People are going to hate on you no matter what, thats what Haters do, thats their job is to HATE. No doubt Khloe is my favorite Kardashian, she has really pretty eyes and sexy lips, with a cute nose, and then there's her face. Beside from being drop dead sexy, she is hella funny. Mush love to Khloe, Kim, and Kourtney. Ya'll keep doing ya'll thing...


bby 7 years ago

wow people are so quick to judge everyone.

i hate how people defend khloe by insulting kim.

its always either people are insulting kim and defending khloe or the other way around.

why can't it be like i like khloe the best because i think shes gorgeous and she is hilarious, even tho kim is has a great personality and a pretty face also.

but people have to insult kim too.

look in the dammn mirror before you insult ANY ONE of them.

just because u think khloe has a great personality, doesn't mean you have to insult kim.

kim doesn't do anything wrong to make you guys talk shit about her either.

i mean i know your trying to defend khloe cause people are insulting her, but dont be hypocrites and say dont talk shit about khloe and say kim is better than her when you guys do the same thing.

its the same thing even tho it is the other way around.

khloe and kim are both equally great people.

its not kims fault that a lot of people find kim more attractive cause it is what it is.

thats the way she looks and i guess people like that better than khloes look.

but khloe is also gorgeous and very attractive but people need to stop insulting her cause she isnt even a giant.

shes only 5'9. big deal.

i bet a lot of you are the same height or maybe even taller and your still insulting her cause you guys are just jealous.

and stop insulting kim just because you like khloe more.

everyone that watches their show has a favorite kardashian.

but not because they think one of them is hotter than the other cause they all have equally great personalities and they are both pretty in their own way.

and you guys should like the kardashian you relate to the most or you just find their personality the best.

not cause of their looks.

kim is not a bimbo or a dumb blond.

she is a very cute and beautiful girl.

she is funny when the occasion calls for it.

she likes to have fun and she looks out for family.

she is not a whore and she has a very big heart.

she actually has the biggest heart because big hearts are meant to be broken. and you can tell that she does get her feelings hurt a lot. but so does khloe too,(not saying she doesn't)

don't just say shit because you like khloe the best but you hate it that kim gets more attention.

cause kim didn't do anything to deserve this critism either.

she is a great person also as well as khloe.

we just sometimes like one more than the other and thats okay but don't talk shit about people that you don't even know.

and insult people because you guys are the ones who are jealous.


Gina 6 years ago

I'm so sick of everyone saying Khloe is the ugly sister. Everyone I encounter tells me I look like her...EVERYONE. and for a while I was so insulted by it because all I heard was "Khloe looks like a man" and when I'm compared to her I'm always told that I'm the "much prettier version of her". Idk what to think when I hear that. Granted I'm def not as tall as her, I'm only 5'3 and I'm not her build, I'm smaller but I am told constantly that I look like her so I hate it when people say she's the ugly sister...


shelisa 6 years ago

all you guys look alike


chelle 6 years ago

I love Khloe! she's awesome, Kourtney is ok too but Kim is so up herself and superficial!

Khloe has fun without being slutty and she is gorgeous but isn't up her own ass. She is beautiful and the only reason people think that she is the big one is because her sisters are tiny. She is model material.


jasminejames 6 years ago

khloes is 5'10 she even said it on there show and im 5'9 so i would consider that tall since im tall and im only 13!;) and a girl its hard lol


hubpageswriter 6 years ago

I think Khloe is beautiful in her own right.


Jen 6 years ago

Khloe is a rotten, spoiled brat.

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