Kim Kardashian - Sex, Thighs, And Video Tape
At the time of writing, the torch of Hollywood Whoredom is passing from Paris Hilton (who has decided to that she needs to be taken seriously, and so is going to head off on a tour of Rwanda with a video crew), to Kim Kardashian, whose sex tape, like the sex tape of her blonder friend, has catapulted her to fame. Such is Kim's fame in fact, that Reality Television has come knocking upon her door, and the reality series 'Keeping Up With The Kardashian's' is well on its way.
Kim stars in the reality show, along with her sisters, Khloe, Kourtney, Kylie and Kendal, and their proud mom, Kris. It's very cute when parents name their children after an obvious alphabetic theme, isn't it?
The show details the lives of these hardworking American folk, and shows that (in spite of the fact that Kim's mom and dad have a stripper pole in their bedroom that was gifted to them by their daughter), they really are just normal folk. Kim hopes that demonstrating their lavish lifestyle, complete with celebrity parties will help clear up any misconceptions people might have had about what their lives are like. Kim confided to Us Weekly: "I am really excited because I feel like there are so many misconceptions of what us Hollywood girls are really like. We are so different from what people would think and I think everyone is going to be shocked.
Everyone thinks that I am this wild party girl and that I get drunk and dance on tables, but I don't even drink alcohol. We have our own businesses and we work every single day and we have 10 kids in the family and we did not grow up with nannies."
Awww, it's like a real American success story, except with sex tapes and golden showers. I'm touched
If you want to see more of Kim, don't forget to check out her Dec 2007 Playboy shoot. In Kim's own words, this is what you'll be getting: "It is not as revealing as some people might want. I keep it classy and covered up. I do bare my whole butt. And a little bit of my chest. But that's it. It was something that I was really nervous about doing at first and this is the first time I am talking about it. I consulted the whole family and I decided this is the way I would have wanted it to come out."
Kim Kardashian is living the dream baby. Check out her show, buy her pictorial, and drool on, keeping in mind that she's a very 'smart' girl who totally earned her place in the sun through hard work, and a tireless dedication to slutty self promotion. Nothing comes easy to anyone these days huh.
Learn more about the Kardashian's - Check out Kim's Sexy Giant Sister, Khloe Kardashian.
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