Landover Baptist Church Website

Landover Baptist Church, An Antidote to the Westover Baptist Church and Rev. Terry Jones

The Landover Baptist Church's satirical website is an antidote to the virulent antics of Koran burner, Rev. Terry Jones and the Westover Baptist Church in recent years at military funerals, claiming that the soldiers' deaths represent vengance of God for our country's tolerance of homosexuality.

I'm not sure who the sacrilegious creators of the Landover Baptist site are, but they provide a humorous counterweight to the fanatical Westover "Baptists."

Evangelicals beware! If you're looking for a few sacralegious laughs, explore the Westover "Baptist" site linked below.

Jesus Clothing and Gear

Get your Jesus T-shirts, thongs bumper stickers and other Christian items at the Landover Baptist Church store linked below


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Ralph Deeds 10 years ago Author

Thanks for the suggestion!

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Iðunn 10 years ago

that site is great...

you know why baptists don't make love standing up, don't you?

...people will think they are dancing. :)

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Ralph Deeds 10 years ago Author

The way I heard it was "Because it might lead to dancing!"

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Iðunn 10 years ago

glad you added the ads :D

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Ralph Deeds 6 years ago Author

Our Baptist researchers found out the hard way that the Kinect Sensor makes use of body movements and gyrations in a particularly unfamiliar and disturbing activity called, "dancing." After experimenting with the device for nearly two days, three Baptist Pastors were hospitalized with broken hips, two 14 year old girls were accidentally impregnated, and one 10-year old boy had his testicles permanently damaged

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