Make Money NOW at Excrement, Inc.

Your Work Hates You

Are you tired of going to work for an unappreciative boss? Do you spend half your life and most of your energy working for some company that won't remember your name next week if you were to drop dead right now? Would you like to pay off your mortgage in full? Hell, would you just like to just have a mortgage instead of paying rent? Do you care about kittens?

Well, if you answered yes to any of these questions, you might want to look at Excrement, Inc. and the exciting opportunities we have to offer you.

Excrement, Inc. specializes in total crap. We manufacture, package and distribute nothing but crap. Crap is our motto, method and means. We are crap specialists and we have a load of crap for you!

If you act now, you can become an affiliate of Excrement, Inc. and learn how to sell our crap over the Internet in a variety of ways. We will train you at no cost to become a master crap merchant with an income that is only limited by how much crap you can push out. All you have to do is click HERE and your life as a crap merchant can begin.

Need More Info???

Well, if that's not enough to get you to check it out, look at all the things you can do for yourself and the world around you through marketing all this crap. You can:

  • Save babies
  • Save puppies
  • Save kittens
  • Save the world
  • Become rich
  • Increase sexual desirability
  • Gain the respect of world leaders
  • And even receive personal emails from God.

Who wouldn't want to do and have all this? I'm fairly sure you would!!! So act now before it's too late. The Internet will only support so much crap. Don't let your chance slip away. CLICK HERE NOW.

Puppy milkshakes are an outrage!
Puppy milkshakes are an outrage!

The Skeptical Type, Eh?

Fine, if you still need more proof, here's a few more details on how it works. Check this out:

Save Babies

As a crap master, you will save small babies from horrible lives. Right now, over five thousand babies meet horrible fates at the hands of evil, horribleness every day. As a member of Excrement, Inc. your crap enterprise will save all babies from suffering horribly forever.

Save Puppies

Something is going on in third-world animal shelters right now that just makes us at Excrement, Inc. sick. Puppy malts. That's right, you read it right: Puppy malts. Currently there are sixty-four restaurant chains specializing in puppy shakes, malts and daiquiris around the world and we at Excrement, Inc. feel that this is an abomination and promise that if you purchase the start up package as a tier 1 crap merchant, we will look into this puppy problem eventually.

Save Kittens

By becoming a level two affiliate at Excrement, Inc. we will work together with Paws Across the World to save kittens in every way possible. All kittens will become cuter and their sweet little mews will squeak happily with your name if you buy into our crap.

Save the World

As most of you know, cows produce methane gas. This is often associated with crap. Now while we at Excrement, Inc. have nothing to do with cows in any way at all, we recognize that you should recognize the obvious connection to cows provided by your participation in Excrement, Inc. Given the dangers of global warming, it is clear how your investment into your future at Excrement, Inc. is obvious.

Increased sexual desirability

It is a proven fact that our affiliates are so successful that their self esteem begins to swell inside them like a germinating seed of glory. The joy of being part of Excrement, Inc. is such that as your life becomes increasingly full of crap, your inner beauty cannot help but burgeon, manifesting itself from within by swelling your anatomy in perfect sexual ways. Women see bust size increases of up to eight cup sizes and men frequently complain about giant pecks, rippling abs and having to lower their toilets by as much as eleven feet. Such is the power of crap!

Gain the respect of world leaders

Everyone knows that politicians love crap more than anyone else. Crap is their livelihood. As a crap master yourself, you will plop down amongst the privileged of the world, veritable crap ninjas with powers you can't even imagine until you have bought your level four crap kit from Excrement, Inc.

Emails from God

What else do we need to say? If this is even possible, it's worth a click HERE.

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funride profile image

funride 8 years ago from Portugal

Hi, could you please forward God´s e-mail for me? I have some questions for Him that I would like to get answered.

BTW, I´m happy to be the first affiliate. Will I get paid for bringing more people like me? If yes, please give me my affiliate link...

Wait... it has already started. I have to go to the toilet :D


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Shadesbreath 8 years ago from California Author

Of course, you're affiliate link will be sent to you soon. Did you know they're offering a free t-shirt for an additional $9.00? Check it out on the homepage!

:)


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funride 8 years ago from Portugal

Hummmm... T-shirt!? I don´t know... right now I only need toilet tissue, have some? :D LOL


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Shadesbreath 8 years ago from California Author

You have to be a level 4 affiliate to get that, Funride. Dare to commit!


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CJStone 8 years ago from Whitstable, UK

Please sign me up for this IMMEDIATELY as I want to increase the sexual desirablity of puppies while gaining the respect of world leaders. Thank you. You ARE God!


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Eric Graudins 8 years ago from Australia

I've got a slight suspicion that this is a scam. I've visited the sales page, and

*** There's no call for me to take action now.

**** The number of places aren't limited.

And - most suspiciously - the price doesn't increase forever in 11 hours and 7 minutes.

Otherwise, It looks pretty good.


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Shadesbreath 8 years ago from California Author

Eric,

We at Excrement, Inc. are far too clever for such obvious tactics until such time as we require them.


pgrundy 8 years ago

I about peed my pants when I got to the part about the puppy shakes. Now I have to sign up! I won't be able to sleep now, thinking about those puppies (because I'll be laughing.)


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balisunset 8 years ago from A tropical paradise island

Sign me up!!

I'm more than eager to join your marvelous program.....

I do believe in my heart that crap is what make the world go around...Trillions of tons of crap have been dumped by all living things since the creation of Earth. It is absolutely important to maintain the cycle of life on Earth.

Crap is what make the tree and plants grows nicely, to be eaten by cows, and in return we can make juicy steak from that cow...not forgetting we repay the Mother Nature by giving out our own crap....ohhh...what a lovely spirit of giving.

Lastly and importantly, we should be proud and thankful that our body is made from the crap of our ancestors....!!!!


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Shadesbreath 8 years ago from California Author

Pgrundy, you're probably sipping one of those tasty shakes right now I bet.

And Bali, you couldn't be more right. When someone tells you you are full of crap, smile and say, "Damn right I am!"


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Marian Swift 8 years ago from San Francisco Bay Area

Sign me up! Ummmm ... we -are- talking certified pure organic crap, right?


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Shadesbreath 8 years ago from California Author

We have an entire division dedicated to organic crap, Marian. Visit our homepage to learn more about exciting Excrement, Inc. organic poo poo products and services.

http://hubpages.com/entertainment/Excrement--Inc-H...


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funnebone 8 years ago from Philadelphia Pa

man...that is brilliant


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Shadesbreath 8 years ago from California Author

Funnebone,

Excrement, Inc. appreciates all comments and believes that attitudes like yours make for perfect Excrement, Inc. affiliates. Join now!


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Stacie Naczelnik 8 years ago from Seattle

Increase my sexual desirability and receive personal emails from God...at the same time? Sign me up. I love crap!


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Shadesbreath 8 years ago from California Author

It's hard to deny the appeal of a program like this, isn't it, Stacie. Your application will be processed as soon as it comes in. For an additional $9.00 we can also expedite your order through our Excrement, Inc. Application Expediting service. Thanks for stopping by.


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Shirley Anderson 8 years ago from Ontario, Canada

I signed up on the home page, but I'm wondering if there'll be any problems shipping my Excrement, Inc. kit across the border to me. Will the customs people get suspicious and think something stinks about it?


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Shadesbreath 8 years ago from California Author

In our experience, Shirley, customs agents process our products more quickly than most. We're not sure why, but we believe it is out of respect and brand recognition.


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Shirley Anderson 8 years ago from Ontario, Canada

Whew! That's a load off!


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Shadesbreath 8 years ago from California Author

ROFLMAO ur bad!


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akeejaho 8 years ago from Some where in this beautiful world!

President Bush must be a full fledged member.  I hear about his crap all the time.  In fact, without going out on a limb, I believe he may be the crappiest pres ever!  He is just brimming with crap!  So much, it seems to come out of his mouth when he opens it!  (Does he recieve residuals?)


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Shadesbreath 8 years ago from California Author

Well, Akeejaho, we're not able to discuss just who our clients are without their express written permission, but let's just say you don't have to open the outhouse door to know what's down in the hole.


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Zsuzsy Bee 8 years ago from Ontario/Canada

Shadesbreath! Are there going to be duty charges for the crap coming into Canada? Also I'm worried, in my experience great products like this are in danger of going missing when being mailed...could you please send my kit with extra insurance? Please? Cost is no object.

Hope to hear from you soon, well on my way of getting rich fast, I remain Zsuzsy


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DJ Funktual 8 years ago from One Nation Under a Groove

uuuuunnnh plop!

Just thought I'd Drop by.


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Shadesbreath 8 years ago from California Author

Yes, Zsuzy value like ours is precious. We do have insurance available:

Shipping tier 1 - GUARANTEED SHIPPING - $15.99 gets you gauranteed shipping in which we gaurantee to ship your product for sure.

Shipping tier 2 - GUARANTEED OVERNIGHT - $59.99 gets you gauranteed overnight delivery, which promises that your product will arrive on the day following a night or your money is returned to our holding account until your shipment finally arrives.

Shipping tier 3 - GUARANTEED SAME DAY DELIVERY- Our premier service! For $119.95 your order is guaranteed to be delivered the same day you receive it. No questions asked. If you do not get your shipment on the day you receive it, you will be automatically upgraded to the next Program level above what you purchased. This is our promise to you.


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Shadesbreath 8 years ago from California Author

Oh, and DJ, careful where you plop man, we just cleaned the carpets.


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Zsuzsy Bee 8 years ago from Ontario/Canada

Shipping tier 3 - GUARANTEED SAME DAY DELIVERY- Our premier service! For $119.95 your order is guaranteed to be delivered the same day you receive it. No questions asked. If you do not get your shipment on the day you receive it, you will be automatically upgraded to the next Program level above what you purchased. This is our promise to you.

Sounds promising....I think...zs


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terenceyap07 8 years ago from Singapore

Your title to this hub nearly turned me away. But I was seriously cramping when I got to the part about "increased sexual disirability" and was in tears from laughter by the time I got to "gain the respect of world leaders"!!!

POLF (paralyzed on floor laughing)! I fell of my chair, man! I laughed so hard, it was embrassing.


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Shadesbreath 8 years ago from California Author

Terence, there is no higher praise to the humorists ears (or eyes) than that. Thank you.


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Pagan Crafter 8 years ago from Over the Rainbow

Methinks politicians are top-level Excrement, Inc. affiliates--perhaps even among founding members of the company. *ROTFLMAO* Thank you so much for tickling my funny bone with this!


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joe strummer 8 years ago from berlin-babylon

how you guys monetize crap??? this is marvelous

-mm crap-burgers?, yummy, 45 million flies can´t all  be wrong, i´m getting horny

-crap-cookies, hidden in the new firefox browser? mm, i get the munchies just thinking about it

-crap ad-sense, mmmmm..

sign me up!!please, i´ll quit my google CEO position, this sounds even better, though i had mails from God day in day out;), he´s spamming me with promises of a longer penis and paradise and blah blahlah

 where do i send my Cv?

thanks dude.


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Lilymag 8 years ago from Upstate New York

LMFAO! Oh, no! I can't do that! No more crap, have to get a bag. (Bad, bad me!)


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rmr 8 years ago from Livonia, MI

All this crap is a real gas, man! Is crap an acronym? Caring, Reliable, Attentive Proffessionals, maybe? This is a truly excremental idea! My check is enclosed, along with the extra 9 bucks for the t-shirt. I am also opting for shipping tier 2!


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Mark Knowles 8 years ago

Sign me up. I knew there was an affiliate program for me some where. :)


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Shadesbreath 8 years ago from California Author

Pagan, you're welcome , thanks for sharing in the fun.

Joe, I love the Firefox cookies idea!  That will be submitted to management. (Speaking of which, actually had a chocolate add on one of these two Excrement, Inc. pages.  Was hilarious).

Lily, u don't need a bag, go to the homepage and buy the mitts!

RmR, that's precisely the way we feel crap breaks down, it's definately not Caught Robbing Affiliate's Pockets, that's for sure.  No way.  Whoever said that one was just a rabble rouser!

Yes, Mark, some programs are just too good to pass up.  I recognized you right off as a man who can spot value when you see it.


Ronald Daniar 8 years ago

Hmmm...it's a joke...If my English was very poor, I will be puzzled with this crap Inc.


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Shadesbreath 8 years ago from California Author

But Ronald, it's so fun!


Ronald Daniar 8 years ago

My mistake was I did not read the tags. In the beginning I thought it was real! Good effort.


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Shadesbreath 8 years ago from California Author

I'm glad you came by, Ronald, thanks. :)


Ronald Daniar 8 years ago

Hey, no offense. You did no wrong. I think I need to boost up my English here. Anyone want to teach me? Haha...


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Shadesbreath 8 years ago from California Author

Ronald, Excrement, Inc. has a book titled "Learn Crap about English" that sells for only $19.95. We recommend it highly!!!


Ronald Daniar 8 years ago

Alright, I'll buy one with crap money!


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Shadesbreath 8 years ago from California Author

While we specialize in crap, Ronald, we do insist that you conduct all commerce with Excrement, Inc. in actual currency.

(lol)


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Pete Michner 8 years ago from Virginia

Great hub! You should take a page from the televangelists' playbook and get into the Holy Crap industry too :)


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Shadesbreath 8 years ago from California Author

Oh, don't think ideas like that aren't going to exploited by Excrement, Inc. for the third crappy hub in this series one day!

(and thanks :)


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Jewels 8 years ago from Australia

Due to very strict quarantine laws in my country, crap must be able to withstand unknown periods of solitude in a caged environment. Crap must be of the highest standard to mix with the purest forms known in our country - Aussie crap is well known to be the most pure untainted form but is however highly influenced by foreign microbes.


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sixtyorso 8 years ago from South Africa

I am suspicious of this crap site. Is it a spoof of the Crap homesite where I am (ehm) somewhat entrenched! Letters from God? Tsk Tsk as a good friend of Gabe I can find no evidence to support this claim. Anyhow all trumpeting rights rest with Gabe! He even out-trumps Donald. But that is another card game and a crap shoot is really just loading the dice!

Long live the regular (sic) Crap site!

As for Puppy shakes are you not confusing that with hotdogs or do you get a puppy shake free with a Hot dog? Or an I confused I do speak englisch pretty good!


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Shadesbreath 8 years ago from California Author

Jewels it is a well known fact that Aussie crap is amongst the most aromatic in the world, and I understand you folks have heaps of it. Dare to tap into the potential profits!

Sixty, the beauty of a puppy shake is that it IS your hotdog AND your shake, all in one.


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Nacho Dog 8 years ago from Chihuahua, Mexico

Yip yip rowf grrrrrrrrr spryte grrrrrrr woof...*drool*

Translation: I was shaken once...but I promised spryte I'd never tell anyone.

Arf arf yip woof grrrrrrrrrrrr spryte grrrrrrrrrrrr...

Translation: I'm pretty sure that spryte wasn't in it for the crap...just my chartreuse ninja suit.

Woof, woof arf yip yip yip yip yip...err...yip.....

Translation: When I manage to sneak across the border...err...again...

Arf, arf, arf yip woof....grrrr spryte grrrr...por favor

Translation: I will make it a point to hook up with you again...just don't tell spryte...please.

Nacho Dog


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Shadesbreath 8 years ago from California Author

Nacho, stay where you are.  Excrement, Inc. is global.  We can take your money from anywhere.. I mean, can do business with you from anywhere.  I think you are totally correct about the chartreuse suit; it's probably not safe for you to come back. Spryte is likely lurking near the border waiting to jump you and take it. Stay put. That's my advice.


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Nacho Dog 8 years ago from Chihuahua, Mexico

Grrrrrracias

Translation: Thank you


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eugie17 8 years ago from online (everywhere)

Seems that God has closed his limited offer too early!

The link doesn't work!


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Shadesbreath 8 years ago from California Author

Oh, that. Well, Eugie, he changes them up frequently so he doesn't get spammed all the time. You have no idea how many people are trying to sell God stuff.


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sixtyorso 8 years ago from South Africa

Not to mention the universe stuff! The competition is just getting stiffer.

The bar just keeps getting raised.

Maybe we should just publish these hubs which inter-relate with comments as "Serious Humour from the Hubpages" subtitle "a cross cultural mix of Australian, American,British and other humour". Any takers to publish? Then we could share royalties from the book sales and attract outsiders into the hubpages. hows that for a marketing ploy?


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Shadesbreath 8 years ago from California Author

Sixty, if you can pull it off, I'm totally with you. We can all retire on a beach somewhere and drink too much while bikini clad cabana girls fetch us food and rub lotion on our backs.


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spryte 8 years ago from Arizona, USA

Toss in a cabana boy and I'm in...no wait...I don't need a cabana boy, I'll have all you guys there! Silly me. Oh...and I'll take a pina colada while you are up Shade...

/flee


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Shadesbreath 8 years ago from California Author

I'll have one of the bikini girls grab that lol.


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sixtyorso 8 years ago from South Africa

I can feel the sun on my face already. what a way to go!


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Louie Jerome 8 years ago from UK

Well, all I can say is that the number of replies you have here is testimony to just how many CR** Hubbers there are on this site. LOL Joking of course....don't linch me!


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Eric Graudins 8 years ago from Australia

@ Louie Jerome.

If you're silly enough to take part in this thread, you're fair fame to be linched, lynched, drawn, quartered, dismembered, dehydrated, shaken, and stirred.

And de-crapped

So be warned!

@ Spryte.

Festering Toes? Boils?

My mental image of you (based on your picture which reminds me of Felicity Kendall in The Good Life - which is no doubt what you intended - and this could well be the longest bracketed aside on hubpages - or indeed EVER) -is TOTALLY destroyed.


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Shadesbreath 8 years ago from California Author

Sixty, I can't feel the sun on my face yet, so you need to get cracking on the project. Stay focused!

Louie, Eric is right. Once you jump into the excrement here, you are subject to its nature, which includes everything on Eric's list plus vigorous pummice treatments on your elbows, knees and feet. I'm not sure why he left those off, but yes, that too.


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spryte 8 years ago from Arizona, USA

Eric...

I happened to speak to Foo just the other day and she said that while she appreciates your appreciation of her appreciable talents...stalking her at the local laundromat is a bit creepy.

As for that whole business about my feet...well...

*leans in and whispers confidentially*

It's called THERAPY. *nods seriously* Podophilia isn't pretty...but I believe that with strong discouragement, Shadesbreath could one day have a normal...uh, okay maybe normal is too optimistic a word here...but mark my words, you'll be grateful that I took the time to save everyone's toes.


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sixtyorso 8 years ago from South Africa

Why is it that we seem to have a finger and toe phobia! Agrodonkey is not even around to promote the idea. Podophelia indeed. I am now scared of my podiatrist who knows what she is going to do to my toenails. Thank goodnes she doesn't read hubs. mind you with some of the atavars around who knows!


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spryte 8 years ago from Arizona, USA

hehehe...judging from that statement you have yet to see marisue's "what to do with toenails" hub :) Definitey a gross out!


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Shadesbreath 8 years ago from California Author

Hah, I haven't seen that. I must go find it.


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sixtyorso 8 years ago from South Africa

Hi All

I have read Marisues hub and it was wierd how I made this remark and shortly afterwards read Marisues hub. Is a collective conciousness possible? Bee bo Bee Po bring on the X-files Scully and Mulder reign supreme. Any room for alien crap?


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spryte 8 years ago from Arizona, USA

Since I'm of the opinion that good ideas float randomly around in the air waiting to be caught...it is possible that the two of you made a grab for the same muse at the same time. Or at least you both caught the toe portion of the muse...


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Shadesbreath 8 years ago from California Author

I'm pretty sure anything is possible, collective consciousness included. I can't wait to see the X-files movie. I loved that show, plus I love hot redheads, so, double bonus.

Sprtye, you have to be careful of grabbing the toe of a muse. They hate if you scratch off part of the little scenes they get painted on there and they inspire you with really bad stories. Get a firm grip or get no grip at all. That's all I'm saying.


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Eric Graudins 8 years ago from Australia

Hey Shades,

Have you seen this site?

You've got competition!

G.F.E. has been caught with their pants down !!!

http://www.poopsenders.com/

(or for the less politically correct - http://www.shitsenders.com )

[private to BT Evilpants mode = ON]

Hey BT - hope he doesn't discover that this is our site, and we're skimming millions off the top of GFE sales :-))) ]

[private to BT Evilpants mode = OFF]

 


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Shadesbreath 8 years ago from California Author

Hah, yeah. That site was on TV not too long ago, or one like it. It's a pretty awesome idea if you stink about it.


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sixtyorso 8 years ago from South Africa

Aah Eric awakes! I thought you had gone away Sir. Some of the Jackalope feuds await you and you need to defend yourself.


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B.T. Evilpants 8 years ago from Hell, MI

Just checking in, to see what's new. Pay no attention to the Jackalope. *whistles innocently*

[private to EG mode=ON] Eric, I see you have added a picture of this Mighty Hunter character to our website. But who is that standing over him? [private to EG mode =OFF]


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Eric Graudins 8 years ago from Australia

@BT

Well actually it's the rear end of the very rare Jackalopus Giganticus.

Saw it out by the old butter factory.

@ sixtyorso:

No, not gone awqay. Just resting after a long squawk.

Defend myself against a jackalope?

Surely you jest.


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B.T. Evilpants 8 years ago from Hell, MI

Now why would I be threatening my new business partner? I'm sure there must be a misunderstanding. Besides, I currently have bigger fish to fry.


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nytsmasher76 8 years ago from Republic of the Philippines

Poopery Inc. should be the Global name...

Hilarious!

Hub On Dude!


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Shadesbreath 8 years ago from California Author

Actually, Nyt, that is a genius suggestion! In fact, we at Excrement, Inc. have been looking for a name for our new division making potpourri and a line of airfresheners. We may just use that. Thanks!!!


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sixtyorso 8 years ago from South Africa

Dont you mean Poo porridge?


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Shadesbreath 8 years ago from California Author

That's in our breakfast foods line, Sixty; marketed under the brand name Kel-LOGs and with the product name Quaker Floats. Different division, but, yes the names are similar.


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Christoph Reilly 8 years ago from St. Louis

This organization is full of crap. After reading both sites, I'm pooped. Your scatalogical expertise is number 2 to nobody, sir! At first I poo-pooed the whole philosopy, but now I see that compared to other businesses, yours is a different feces. What did I do, do you think? Why I took the Hershey highway to the bank and transferred my money to you. For the jumbo package! This is just what I need to get off the toilet and make something of my life. I have been out of work, you see. I worked at the bakery but was fired because I pinched a loaf. And then the furniture factory, let go because I dropped a stool. I anxiously await the delivery of the program.


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Shadesbreath 8 years ago from California Author

I don't want two ply you with questions as to how you pushed out so many poo puns, so I'll just say thanks and I'm glad you are sending some cash. lol


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lorlie6 6 years ago from Bishop, Ca

I refuse to sign up until you fix 'the puppy problem.' If and only if you change your 'promise' from 'eventually' to 'immediately' will I go for this smelly ball of, well, wax.

Do keep me apprised of the corporate goings on.

Thank you and have a nice day.


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Shadesbreath 6 years ago from California Author

Typically, "immediately" is how things play out, but our lawyers told us to go with "eventually" in the eventuality of a less immediate immediacy than anticipated.

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