Maybe Madonna Can Adopt Heidi Klum’s Latest Baby
I don’t know what Heidi Klum is trying to prove here, either she wants to be Mia Farrow (except without adopting), she wants to be an old woman who lives in a shoe or she’s trying to get on TLC with a reality show. It was announced yesterday that Heidi Klum is expecting her fourth child. I haven’t seen any of the other three but with Heidi Klum and Seal for parents my bet is that they’re all gorgeous. But how many children is too many? (Don’t answer Mormons) And then my twisted mind began twisting and I thought maybe Madonna can adopt Heidi Klum’s latest baby – Don’t Get Me Started!
With the recent news that Madonna is unsuccessfully (at the moment) trying to adopt another baby from a foreign land the Klum/Seal baby may be just the ticket. Great legs and a great voice it’ll probably look enough like Madonna or not enough like Madonna to meet her requirements.
I’m from a family of four, my parents (who are still married) and my brother. I can’t imagine growing up in any of the seventeen thousand child homes they show on reality shows (nor do I think the Octomom should get her own show but that’s another blog for another day). I know in that one really nutty family (the Duggers I think they’re name is – can’t watch too much it makes me nervous with all of their painted on grins, Amish wear and as many children as there are grains of sand) that they actually give a new baby an older “buddy” (one of their older siblings) to look after them. I think the buddy system is a good idea (I remember never getting lost when I was in fourth grade and went on field trips) but a family that has to use a “buddy” system just to keep track of all of their children? Well that just seems wrong to me. If you have so many that you can’t keep track of all of them wouldn’t you stop having them once you started losing the first one? Isn’t that a sign from say, oh I don’t know, God that it’s time to stop and start collecting stamps which can also be put in an album but don’t have to be fed? I know some people tell me the reason gays shouldn’t be allowed to marry is because they can’t procreate well seems to me that some of these couples are doing enough procreating for all of us. The fact that they seem as though they’d be really dull in bed has nothing to do with the fact that they can make babies apparently.
And now we’re back to Heidi Klum, she must be the most fertile woman on the planet at this point or else Seal’s sperm is so supersonic that his sperm wears tights and a cape! The good news is that they can afford the kids or should I say can afford to take care of them. And I have to say that I not only love me some Heidi Klum on Project Runway but if you had a chance to see her on that show, “I Get That A Lot” (http://www.cbs.com/specials/i_get_that_a_lot/) she was freaking hilarious.
So wait, Heidi Klum, the Victoria Secret model who is not only gorgeous but smart enough to come up with the idea for Project Runway is funny too? And her babies’ Daddy is a guy who is model worthy himself, has an amazing voice and according to her, his manhood was the first thing she noticed so he’s the envy of every man in America (and beyond) for not only his wife but his penis size? Not to mention they’re an interracial couple too. Okay, these are officially the only two people in the United States who are allowed to have babies. But if they should decide they have too many, maybe Madonna can adopt Heidi Klum’s latest baby – Don’t Get Me Started!
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