Michael Bolton SNL Jack Sparrow Lyrics Now Back To The Good Part

Michael Bolton Jack Sparrow Lyrics

SNL Jack Sparrow Lyrics
SNL Jack Sparrow Lyrics
Jack Sparrow Lyrics SNL
Jack Sparrow Lyrics SNL

SNL Jack Sparrow Lyrics

(whispered) Here we go...
Unggg, Lonely Island
Michael Bolton
Yeaheaheah!
(whispered)The night starts now...Together on the (indiscernible)
The boys are back
(somewhat hushed)The night starts now...
The night starts now, baby roll with us. Chicks are snappin' at the neck, when we rollin' up.
Woahyeaheaheah...!
Club front doors ain't no holdin' up.
Black card at the bar
Yeah...!
like I gives a fok.
Come on!
It's the Lonely Island, welcome to the set. Some fellas lookin' jealeous, play that back and get wet.
Yeaheaheah!
Gotta shank in my sock, you either get cut, get stuffed or get shot.
This is the tale, of Captain Jack Sparrow. Pirate so brave, on the seven seas.
What?
A mystical quest, the Isle of Tortuga, raven locks sway on the ocean breeze
Yeah, that was kinda weird, but we're back in the club, buyin' out the bar so that groupies show us love
Keira Knightley!
A fifth of ice man, I'm the top gunner, heater on blast, I'm the number one stunner
Jack Sparrow
Watch your girl because I ain't your mister nice guy, more like meet ya take you home and fok you twice guy
Yeaheaheah!
All dressed up with no where to run. I know I make you feel crazy when I
Now back to the good part!
From the day he was born, he yearned for adventure
Oh Captain Jack, give the man what for.
He's the pauper of the surf,
the Jester of Tortuga
But in Davey Jone's locker, what lies in store?
Yeah, we've seen the movie
Put ya hands in the air, and say hell yeah, come on.
Captain Jack
(disgusted)What?
Johnny Depp
No!
From the front to the back
Sayin' we count stats, come on.
Davey Jones
Nope
Giant squid
Wrong
Michael Bolton, we're really going to need you to really focus up.
Roger that, let me try with another film
(concerned)Wait
Life is a box of choc-o-lates, and my name is Forrest Gump
Not better
T'ough I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed, I give Jenny all my love
Come on!
Okay then I'm a legal aid, Erin Brockovich is my name.
(disgusted)Oh, God!
Then you can call me Scarface, snortin' mountains of cocaine
Close enough
You cockroaches want to play rough?
Okay, I'm reloaded!
Whahah!
This is the tale, of Tony Montana!
This is the tail!
Cool (indiscernible) on a flame
With Miami nuts
Got a bashead wife
Your coke is polluted
This whole town's a (feline, cat)
Just waiting to get foked
Turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile
You complete me
Yeah, yeah, okay...

Jack Sparrow (feat. Michael Bolton)

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Michael Bolton Jack Sparrow Lyrics

The only way I've ever heard of Michael Bolton was from the movie "Office Space", where the character's name was "Michael Bolton", and everyone, annoyingly to him, commented on how his name was the same as a famous singer.

Fast-forward to May, 2011, and insert The Lonely Island boys. Andy Samberg and his team are absolute comedic geniuses, making such SNL Digital Short hits as "Shy Ronnie", "I'm on a Boat", "Like a Boss", "Great Day", "Boombox", "United Way", and, arguably what started it all, "Lazy Sunday". There are others, but the titles don't lend themselves to being listed on a family friendly web site such as HubPages--but they're hilarious also.

What makes these skits successful are great (humorous) lyrics, eye-candy visuals (editing), and awesome music (composition). Saying that Andy Samberg is an artist or a comedian is almost insulting, because he (and his crew) are truly much more than either (or even both) of those things.

Until a few days ago, I was afraid they were running out of ideas, possibly getting stale. However, Andy and his crew teamed up and invited Michael Bolton to do an SNL Digital Short, and the results are astonishing. I not only know exactly who Michael Bolton is now, but I have a new found respect for the guy.

Coincidentally, I looked up a very small sampling of Michael Bolton's most popular works, and, I'd hate to say it, I am not a fan. Sorry, Mr. Bolton! I'm sure you understand. It's just, well, I'm a guy, and I'm not drawn to anything in your music portfolio that I've seen or heard so far (save for the Lonely Island video). Women are apparently more geared towards your music and persona than I am. More power to you, my friend!

In the video, however, you pull off being a bad-arse, well, mostly. Being Erin Brockovich and Forrest Gump didn't help, but a convincing pirate and Scarface. The audio and visuals converge to what amounts to cinematography at its best when the video switches to Scarface. Awesome!

Anyway, I tried to look up the lyrics to the Saturday Night Live Digital Short, Jack Sparrow, with Michael Bolton, and could not find anything. So, I've decided, as a public service, to post most of the lyrics to this great video/song. Some of the words are completely indiscernible/incomprehensible to my listening abilities, and I can't make them out. Please, correct or fill in anything you can in the comments section below. I've tried to paint a visual picture of the scenes as well to go along with the lyrics below.

Now back to the good part!

Lyrics to Jack Sparrow SNL Michael Bolton Digital Short

Starring Andy Samberg, Jorma Taccone, Akiva Schaffer, Michael Bolton
(Music studio)
(beep)
(Intercom)Guys, Michael Bolton is here.
(Andy Samberg)Oh, great, send him in.
(Michael Bolton)Hey, guys.
(Guys)Heyyyyy...
(Unknown)Thanks for comin'.
(Michael Bolton)Really sorry, I'm late, (I) just got caught up watching the Pirates of the Caribbean marathon. Have you seen those things?!
(Guys)Oh, yeah, yeah
(Andy Samberg)Those are, those are great (muted enthusiasm)
(Michael Bolton)Well, I listened to your track, and I loved it. And I wrote you this big, sexy hook. I think you're going to really dig it.
(Guys)Awesome
(Andy Samberg)Oh, wow, that's great. You wanna just lay it down?
(Michael Bolton)Boys, {short dramatic pause} let's get to it (to it, to it...)
(Outside nightclub)
(Mixer being turned up)
(Behind microphone)
(Andy Samberg)(whispered) Here we go...
(Outside night club)
(Andy Samberg)Unggg, Lonely Island
(Behind microphone)
(Andy Samberg)Michael Bolton
(Michael Bolton)Yeaheaheah!
(Outside night club)
(Indiscernible--Probably Andy Samberg)(whispered)The night starts now...Together on the (indiscernible)
(Behind microphone)
(Andy Samberg)The boys are back
(Outside night club--guys are wearing shades)
(Guys)(somewhat hushed)The night starts now...
(Andy Samberg)The night starts now, baby roll with us. Chicks are snappin' at the neck, when we rollin' up.
(Michael Bolton)Woahyeaheaheah...!
(Andy Samberg)Club front doors ain't no holdin' up. Black card at the bar.
(Michael Bolton)Yeah...!
(Andy Samberg)who gives a fok.
(Michael Bolton)Come on!
(Inside nightclub)
(Jorma Taccone)It's the Lonely Island, welcome to the set. Some fellas lookin' jealeous, play that back and get wet.
(Michael Bolton)Yeaheaheah!
(Jorma Taccone)Gotta shank in my sock, you either get cut, get stuffed or get shot.
(At a beach with only Michael Bolton, wind blowing, in a suitable beach outfit)
(Michael Bolton)This is the tale, of Captain Jack Sparrow. Pirate so brave, on the seven seas.
(Andy Samberg)(disgusted)what?
(Michael Bolton)A mystical quest, the Isle of Tortuga, raven locks sway on the ocean breeze
(Inside nightclub)
(Jorma Taccone)Yeah, that was kinda weird, but we're back in the club, buyin' up the bar so that groupies show us love
(Michael Bolton)Keira Knightley!
(Jorma Taccone)A fifth of ice man, I'm the top gunner, heater on blast, I'm the number one stunner
(Michael Bolton)Jack Sparrow
(Andy Samberg)(seducing woman)Watch your girl because I ain't your mister nice guy, more like meetcha take you home and fok you twice guy
(Michael Bolton)Yeaheaheah!
(Andy Samberg)All dressed up with nowhere to run. I know I make you feel crazy when I(indiscernible because Michael Bolton pops his head into the frame and, with a pirate's hat on, says very enthusiastically and with a huge smile...)
(Michael Bolton)Now back to the good part!
(Michael Bolton, convincingly dressed as Captain Jack Sparrow, in crow's nest on (presumably) a pirate ship, with ocean in the background.(Awesome)
(Michael Bolton)From the day he was born, he yearned for adventure
(Michael Bolton)Oh Captain Jack, give the man what for.
(Michael Bolton)He's the pauper of the surf,
(Michael Bolton, kissing, then throwing, a fake seagul into the wind)
(Michael Bolton)the Jester of Tortuga
(Michael Bolton)But in Davey Jone's locker, what lies in store?
(Akiva Schaffer)Yeah, we've seen the movie
(Andy Samberg)Put ya hands in the air, and say hell yeah, come on.
(Michael Bolton)Captain Jack
(Andy Samberg)(disgusted)What?
(Michael Bolton)Johnny Depp
(Andy Samberg)No!
(Jorma Taccone)From the front to the back, sayin' we count stats, come on.
(Michael Bolton)Davey Jones
(Jorma Taccone)Nope
(Michael Bolton)Giant squid
(Akiva Schaffer)Michael Bolton, we're really going to need you to really focus up.
(Michael Bolton)Roger that, let me try with another film
(Andy Samberg)(concerned)Wait
(On a park bench in a park seated with a woman who is emotionless but focused on Michael Bolton, as if she's interested in what he has to say)
(Michael Bolton)Life is a box of choc-o-lates, and my name is Forrest Gump
(Studio)
(Andy Samberg)Not better
(At the park with Jenny, both looking at the camera, Michael Bolton done up to look like Forrest Gump)
(Michael Bolton)T'ough I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed, I give Jenny all my love
(Studio)
(Guys)Come on!
(In an office with lots of filing cabinets, Michael Bolton holding a baby with one arm, and folders in another, dressed and made up like a woman--fake baby/doll is getting a rather good shaking)
(Michael Bolton)Okay then I'm a legal aid, Erin Brocovich is my name.
(Studio)
(Guys)(disgusted)Oh, God!
(Michael Bolton, dressed like Tony Montana in Scarface, sitting down in a golden high-backed chair, in a room designed in a classical theme, with paintings of naked sculptures in the background)
(Michael Bolton)Then you can call me Scarface (audio starts to sound really good here, with what appears to be powerfully sung, delayed overlapping vocals)
(Same classical themed room, zooming out to see a desk with kilos of white powder, and white powder is heaped in a large pile on the desk)
(Michael Bolton)Snortin' mountains of cocaine (awesome scene, with Michael Bolton pointing to the white powder on the desk--the audio, vocals, and visuals are really powerful here, culminating into an ocular and aural climax)
(Studio)
(Andy Samberg)Close enough (shaking head)
(Michael Bolton made up as Scarface, walking down stairs to a landing with classical themed background, holding a large high caliber weapon that has a what looks like a grenade launcher)
(Michael Bolton)(no music or melody)You cockroaches want to play rough?
(Michael Bolton)(kindof singing)Okay, I'm reloaded!
(Michael Bolton shooting said weapon into (presumably) a crowd at the bottom of the stairs (out of frame)
(Michael Bolton back in classical themed room, camera zooming out, behind the heaps of white powder on the desk, extending arms and hands out wide)
(Indistinguishable)Whah hah!
(Michael Bolton)This is the tale, of Tony Montana!
(Michael Bolton on the beach in beach type clothes)
(Michael Bolton)This is the tail!
(Michael Bolton back in classical themed room, holding large caliber weapon, shooting a ball of flame out of the grenade launcher)
(Michael Bolton)(indiscernible) Cool (indescernible) on a flame
(Michael Bolton, scenes change from all the previous roles he's played thus far)
(Michael Bolton)with Miami (indiscernible)
(Michael Bolton back on classical stairs, (presumably) holding a woman in one arm, and a large caliber weapon with a grenade launcher in the other)
(Michael Bolton)European wife
(Michael Bolton, in classical themed room with desk, face covered in white powder, both hands raised up in front of him with white powder falling back into the mound)
(Michael Bolton)Your coke is polluted
(Michael Bolton, in classical themed room with desk, face and front covered in white powder, him looking high up in the air, throwing white powder in front of him)
(Michael Bolton back on classical stairs, holding large caliber weapon)
(Michael Bolton)This whole town's a (feline cat)
(Michael Bolton, in classical themed room with desk, no white powder on him, arms stretched out wide)
(Michael Bolton)Just waiting to get foked
(Studio)
(Andy Samberg)(speaking with two fingers on headset)Turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile
(Michael Bolton, made up in captain Jack Sparrow garb, in crow's nest, looking into the camera)
(Michael Bolton)You complete me
(Studio)
(Andy Samberg)(seemingly wants to retract his comments or veiled adoration)Yeah, yeah, okay...
(Michael Bolton, made up in captain Jack Sparrow garb, in crow's nest, with outreached sword, looking all serious)
(fades/curtains to black)

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Angie 5 years ago

What Michael Bolton says after "that groupies show us love" is "Keira Knightley",btw


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jimcrowthers 5 years ago from Port Charlotte Author

Angie, thank you very much! Will amend...

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