More things that will make you laugh

Following on from my last hub 'Need a Laugh, Look no Further', I figured that as I had plenty more stuff where that came from, it was worth doing a second version in the hope of bringing yet more laughter into other people's lives. Some of these you may have seen or read before, but hopefully not all of them

Please enjoy:)

Great Truths

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:

1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.

2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.

3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.

4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.

5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.

6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.

8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.

10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.

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GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:

1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.

2) Wrinkles don't hurt.

3) Families are like fudge..mostly sweet, with a few nuts.

4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.

5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.

6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibre, not the toy.

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GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD

1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.

3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.

4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.

5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

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THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:

1) You believe in Santa Claus.

2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.

3) You are Santa Claus.

4) You look like Santa Claus.

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SUCCESS:

At age 4 success is . . . not piddling in your pants.

At age 12 success is . . . having friends.

At age 17 success is . . having a drivers licence.

At age 35 success is . . having money.

At age 50 success is . . . having money.

At age 70 success is . .. . having a drivers licence.

At age 75 success is . . . having friends.

At age 80 success is . . . not piddling in your pants.

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How To Give a Cat a Pill

(only cat owners will appreciate this)

1. Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.

2. Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process.

3. Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away.

4. Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm, holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten.

5. Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call spouse from garden.

6. Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.

7. Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.

8. Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.

9. Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink 1 beer to take taste away. Apply Band-Aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap.

10. Retrieve cat from neighbour's shed. Get another pill. Open another beer. Place cat in cupboard, and close door on cat's neck, to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band.

11. Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges. Drink beer. Fetch bottle of scotch. Pour shot, drink. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus shot. Apply whisky compress to cheek to disinfect. Toss back another whisky. Throw Tee shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.

12. Call fire department to retrieve the damn cat from tree across the road. Apologize to neighbour who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil wrap.

13. Tie the little bastard's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table, find heavy-duty pruning gloves from shed. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of fillet steak. Be rough about it. Hold head vertically and pour 2 pints of water down throat to wash pill down.

14. Consume remainder of scotch. Get spouse to drive you to the hospital, sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. Call furniture shop on way to order new table.

15. Arrange for RSPCA to collect "mutant cat from hell" and call local pet shop to see if they have any hamsters.

How to Recognise a Persian Cat.

How a Marriage Works

(all men should read this).

A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies .

So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."

"Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife.

"I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I' m going to have a beer."

The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?"

She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: Germany , Holland , Japan , India ,etc.

The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar...you know...they have frozen glasses..."

He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying,

"You want a frozen glass, puppy face?"

She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the Bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"

You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.

"But my sweet honey... At the bar... You know...there's swearing, dirty words and all that..."

"You want dirty words, Dickhead? Drink your f***ing beer in your Goddamn frozen mug and eat your motherf***ing snacks, because you are Married now, and you aren't f***ing going anywhere! Got it, A**hole?"

........and, they lived happily ever after.

Now, isn't that a sweet story?

These Will Make You Giggle

A history teacher asks a class full of kids "What was Churchill famous for?"

A kid at the back shouts out "He was the last f**king white man to be called Winston!"

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What's the ideal weight for a mother-in-law?

About 2.3 pounds including the urn.

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Was so depressed last night that I rang the Samaritans.

Got through to a call centre in Pakistan .

Told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could fly a plane......

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub.

She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men"...

So he stabbed her and nicked her purse.

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I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted to me...

"Oi, what's your disability?"

I said "Tourettes! Now f**k off you tosser"

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A man is in a queue at Tesco and sees this busty blonde staring at him,

he can't believe she is staring at him, then she starts waving.

"Excuse me do I know you?" he asks. "Yes I think you are the father of one of my kids" she says.

The man thinks back and remembers his one act of infidelity and says "F**king hell are you the bird I shagged on me stag do, whilst your mate whipped me and your other mate stuck a brush up my ass?"

"No" she replies "I'm your son's English teacher!"

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I said to the wife, "I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread today, but when I looked again it said 'Thick Cut' "

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What's the difference between Harold Shipman and Tony Blair?

Shipman actually did something about NHS waiting lists.

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A bride on her wedding night says to her husband "I must confess darling, I was a hooker!".

He says "That's alright, dear. Your past is your past, but I must admit that I find it quite erotic. Tell me about it".

She replies "Well, my name was Nigel, and I played for Wigan !".

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Father Duffy walks into the convent and sees sister rose washing the kitchen floor. He's overcome with desire and pushes her onto the ground.

As he's sha**ing her the Rev Mother comes in.

"SISTER ROSE!!!" she roars "Have some respect. Arch your back girl and keep Father Duffy's balls off the wet floor!!"

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A man says to his wife "tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time".

His wife replies "You've got a bigger todger than your brother"

1960s Sex Education Text Book

Nutrition

In the beginning God covered the earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, with green, yellow and red vegetables of all kinds so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.

Then using God's bountiful gifts, Satan created Dairy Ice Cream and Magnums. And Satan said, 'You want hot fudge with that?

And Man said, 'Yes!' And Woman said, 'I'll have one too with chocolate chips'. And lo they gained 10 pounds.

And God created the healthy yogurt that woman might keep the figure that man found so fair.

And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat and sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 12 to size 14.

So God said, 'Try my fresh green salad'. And Satan presented Blue Cheese dressing and garlic croutons on the side.

And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast.

God then said 'I have sent you healthy vegetables and olive oil in which to cook them'.

And Satan brought forth deep fried coconut king prawns, butter-dipped lobster chunks and chicken fried steak, so big it needed its own platter, and Man's cholesterol went through the roof.

Then God brought forth the potato; naturally low in fat and brimming with potassium and good nutrition.

Then Satan peeled off the healthy skin and sliced the starchy centre into chips and deep-fried them in animal fats adding copious quantities of salt. And Man put on more pounds. God then brought forth running shoes so that his Children might lose those extra pounds.

And Satan came forth with a cable TV with remote control so Man would not have to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman laughed and cried before the flickering light and started wearing stretch jogging suits.

Then God gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and still satisfy his appetite.

And Satan created McDonalds and the 99 cent double

cheeseburger. Then Satan said 'You want fries with that?' and Man replied, 'Yes, and super size 'em'. And Satan said, 'It is good.' And Man and Woman went into cardiac arrest.

God sighed ......... and created quadruple by-pass surgery.

And then ............ Satan chuckled and created the National Health Service.

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THE FINAL WORD ON NUTRITION

After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here's the final word on nutrition and health.:

1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

6. The French eat foie-gras, full fat cheese and drink red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like.

Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

You Know You Drank Too Much the Night Before When You Wake Up to This!

B & Q Job Application

This is allegedly an actual job application that a 75 year old pensioner submitted to B&Q in Tunbridge Wells. They hired him because he was so funny.....

NAME: Kenneth Way (Grumpy Bastard)

SEX: Not lately, but I am looking for the right woman (or at least one who will cooperate)

DESIRED POSITION: Company's Chief Executive or Managing Director. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying in the first place - would I?

DESIRED SALARY: £150,,000 a year plus share options and a Tony Blair style redundancy package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

PREVIOUS SALARY: A lot less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It was a crap job.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.

PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m. Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 lbs.?: Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Reader's Digest Timeshare Free Holiday Offer, so they tell me.

DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job - no!

On my breaks - yes!

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy Swedish supermodel with big tits and who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread.

Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

NEAREST RELATIVE....7 miles

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR

KNOWLEDGE?: Oh yes, absolutely.

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countrywomen 7 years ago from Washington, USA

Cindy- Great funny hub. I can totally relate to this "When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair" as when my mom was agitated she would pull and tuck the hair with greater force.

I must say the last picture of sixtyorso isn't very flattering....hehe

(P.S: That hairy dude picture was a little gross for my standards)


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mistyhorizon2003 7 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Hi countrywomen, The hairy man picture looks a lot like my Hubby would from behind, although I can assure you it isn't him :) Can't wait until sixtyorso realises his secret life is out in the open (chuckles evily). !!!


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countrywomen 7 years ago from Washington, USA

I must say you are turning out to be pretty naughty publishing a private photo....hehe. I never ever visualized that guys need to wax but that picture convinced me otherwise...LOL


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sixtyorso 7 years ago from South Africa

Hi Misty I have better photo's than that one! But I will have to publish the one of you (the one you sent me privately). Just you wait! heh heh!

Great funny hub. I see you used photoshop to enhance some of the features (or did you?).


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Just_Rodney 7 years ago from Johannesberg South Africa, The Gold Mine City

Misty, you have really pulled out all the stops with this hub, excellent. Cannot wait for Sixty to feast his eyes on this one.

I have gone through my disk and removed any of my holiday snaps, checked my house for spy cameras, even installed spy-ware on PC to prevent any accidental leaks. Just in case!


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countrywomen 7 years ago from Washington, USA

Just_Rodney- Didn't you know the paparazi's are roaming freely in disguise in Lion coats taking pictures of you all the time. What do you think of that overhead bird (It was a decoy spy camera taking pictures while ...)...Ok I guess I am becoming too naughty....hehe


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sixtyorso 7 years ago from South Africa

CW The mind boggles!


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countrywomen 7 years ago from Washington, USA

Sixtyorso- And you thought I am spiritual....LOL


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Just_Rodney 7 years ago from Johannesberg South Africa, The Gold Mine City

No indeed, I forgot about those decoy cameras, will have take extra care when out in the garden sunbathing in ....... well nuff said!


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mistyhorizon2003 7 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Hi Guys, thanks for all the comments, so glad to see you all have great sense of humours.

Sixty, sorry about breaking your confidence and printing that photo, but on the plus side, I didn't need to photoshop your errr.. features.... at all, they were grand in their own right.

Rodney, you are too late, I already hacked into your computer last week and have all the incriminating photos on my computer. Also, you know that clock you have on the wall, well if you inspect it closely you will find a tiny camera hidden in the top of it.

CW, Don't tell Rodney, but I have also hidden a camera on his dog, as I figure dogs always turn up in the bedroom when you don't want them to :)


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sixtyorso 7 years ago from South Africa

Well my dog has fleas, or is that a singing training song? Or is that the sound when the thong is too tight?

CW there go all my illusions about you! LOL


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mistyhorizon2003 7 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Your dog wears a thong!!!!!


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spryte 7 years ago from Arizona, USA

Hehehehe! This hub got me off to a good start this morning with a much needed laugh. Thank you so much!

There were too many I enjoyed to list them here...but also there were some that I had heard before and turned out to be a bit different from the American version...so it was like getting another great new joke!


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compu-smart 7 years ago from London UK

mistyhorizon, lmao @ the "Cat Pill" scenario!, and the "santa clause" very very funny except a picture or two-eww !! lol

Thumbs up for laughs!


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mistyhorizon2003 7 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Thanks Spryte and compu-smart. It always feel good to make people laugh, and I have never failed to laugh at these no matter how many times I have read them before. Sorry about the gross picture!!!! :)


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Just_Rodney 7 years ago from Johannesberg South Africa, The Gold Mine City

Well, you were faster than me, should always check the dogs, lots of good hiding places, yes and with the open door policy in the house they often waltz in whenever they so wish.

As for my computer Lucky for me I have a stand alone for all my confidential files and security photos of where things that should not be openly viewed are downloaded.

Need the security dongle to even access it, so try if you can.


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Mighty Mom 7 years ago from Where Left is Right, CA

I think I am going to have to change my "one word" for Sixtyorso based on your photo. And, I see that today he is not time-zone challenged in the least! I think my new word is: GAME (as in, he seems very game to be the butt of your little jokes). And speaking of butt... tell me that creature is not MISHA before the waxing and before he turned into a transvestite handbag model!

Thanks for the fun, fun laughs, Misty. Great compilation!


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mistyhorizon2003 7 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Rodney, I have a skeleton dongle which allows me access to any computer regardless :)

Mighty Mom, Golly, I hope that isn't Misha, I would look at him in a whole new light if it turned out to be. As for sixtyorso, he has got a great sense of humour thank goodness :)


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ASHWINSPGA 7 years ago from Lion City ( Singapore)

THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE: Classic

The rest -Simply hilarious.

The picture of supposedly Sixtyorso-Mind Boggling

And you Miss Cindy-Amazingly beautiful and funny. Loved this piece of art. Great way to start off a morning. Love you Miss Cindy


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mistyhorizon2003 7 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Thanks ASHWIN, good to have you back again :)


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Princessa 7 years ago from France

Another good laugh - and this time I was careful not to be drinking any coffee :)


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mistyhorizon2003 7 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Awwwww, Princessa, you spoiled my fun, it just isn't the same without coffee erupting out of your nose :)


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Curdman 7 years ago from Lawrence, KS

i almost died reading the job application!

great job!


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sixtyorso 7 years ago from South Africa

Misty it is not that I have a sense of humour. My glasses need changing or my screen resolution or both.

Mighty Mom I am a little bit like the australian sheep, getting a little neeer vis (sorry should be a sound like a sheep bleating to the word nervous). You see me as Game. Misty has my alternative career as a gentleman escort. I am interested in my evolving persona.

No One has suggested a portfolio for me in the new cabinet.


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mistyhorizon2003 7 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Thanks Curdman, so glad it made you laugh too.

sixtyorso, nice to see you up and about, I know it must be hard to get up after a night out escorting all those beautiful rich single women. I shall be having a word with Christoph aka Mr President to ensure there is a place in the cabinet for you. :)


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jemsley 7 years ago

Funny Hub misty, made me laugh - That "skeleton dongle" comment you made is just askin for trouble though ;)


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mistyhorizon2003 7 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

LOL, thanks jemsley, can't beat a skeleton dongle :)


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Madison Parker 7 years ago from California

Misty,

I rented an apartment in Paris two years ago. I think the guy in that photo lived in the building next door! We referred to him as, "big hairy French Guy," and vowed never again to lift the blinds on that side of the apartment! Very funny hub

Madison


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mistyhorizon2003 7 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Thanks Madison, glad you enjoyed it. Loved the story of the 'big hairy French guy' :)


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MBP42 7 years ago from have received my official license as a Pastor, praise God

The cat story is just too funny, but the pictures were a bit much, funny but more info than I needed.


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mistyhorizon2003 7 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Thanks MBP42, sorry if the pics were a little shocking ;)


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MellasViews 7 years ago from Earth

misty... lol... this was too good. I remember the hairy naked guy circulating around the net a few years ago. And just yesterday I managed to foget that image.... it's back, burned in my mind, forever. lol.


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mistyhorizon2003 7 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Thanks MellasViews, Ever so glad you enjoyed this hub, but sorry I traumatised you all over again with the 'hairy man' image. :)


Sassy 6 years ago

I'm on campus and having these pics on my comp definitely got me some weird looks from my peers... Hardest I've laughed in a while though. I needed this today. Thanks Misty.


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mistyhorizon2003 6 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Thanks Sassy, bet you did get some weird looks too :D


bum bum face x x x  6 years ago

loved the cat one!!! might try it with my cat...


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mistyhorizon2003 6 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Thanks bum bum face, not sure cat will appreciate it somehow LOL


Elizabeth Cherney 5 years ago

LOL FOR ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GROOVY!!!


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mistyhorizon2003 5 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Thanks Elizabeth, glad you enjoyed it :)


Beth 4 years ago

omg i died as soon as i clicked on this LOOOOOOLLL SOOOO FUNNNNNNNYYY


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

LOL Beth, so pleased you enjoyed this :)


JIM 4 years ago

ahaha funny;3


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Glad you enjoyed these JIM :)


val 4 years ago

wwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttttttttttt


BOYS AND GIRLS 3 years ago

LOL FOR ALL


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mistyhorizon2003 3 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Glad you enjoyed this 'BOYS AND GIRLS'.

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