New Lyrics to I Love

Mike's Common Sense

Some older folks out there might remember the old Tom T. Hall song called "I Love". It really is a hokey song, and the fact that it is sung by a fat Country singer makes it even worse. However it is not so hokey that I won't rip that song off by putting my own lyrics to it.

I love big smelly cigars, hopped up muscle cars... and old bars.
I love living without fear, women who call me dear.... and beer.
I love singing karaoke, titties that are perky.... and beef jerky.
And I love to booze!

I love twisted cigarettes, winning when I bet....and roulette
I love drinking til last call, folks that say y'all.... and football.
I love sipping good whiskey, doing what I please...The Florida Keys
And I love to snooze!

I love women with some class, a great piece of ass.... and cheap gas.
I love hearing a good band, giving someone a hand... being in command.
I love cooking on my grill, getting a new thrill... and pills.
And I love the blues!

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slm 6 years ago

Very good! You should send this to Willie Nelson. It would be a fun song to add to a show.

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Lady Guinevere 6 years ago from West By God

I loved that song. Thanks for the memory! LOL

Adnohr 6 years ago

LMAO, Mike. SO what kind of mood were you when when you wrote this one? Definitely a good drinkin' song!

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muley84 6 years ago from Miami,FL Author

Hi Steve! I am sure old Wille could relate to the line "I love twisted cigarettes" lol

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muley84 6 years ago from Miami,FL Author

Hi Lady G! I am glad my silly song brought back good memories.

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muley84 6 years ago from Miami,FL Author

Hi Adnohr! To be honest I was only on my second beer when I wrote this. I don't have to be twisted to sing about the things I love! PS I also love my wife, but that would not have fit my theme lol.

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