New Products from Apple
New Products from Apple - Hardware
- MacCook: Use heat from the Apple MacBook laptop to prepare tasty vegan treats.
- iPhoney: The hottest wireless device for Hollywood Poseurs
- iClone 3G: When you need to be two places at one time
- iClod: handy shape, perfect for throwing at neighborhood kids during a dirt fight
- iZune: Durability, reliability, economy, and pretentiousness in one compact package
- SmackBook: Defend yourself on the New York subway
- fryPod: battery reaches critical mass while in your pocket and leaves an apple-shaped scar on your thigh.
- MacPack: A laptop computer integrated into a handy book bag.
- Ipod PiNano: a tiny 88 key device that can be played in a flea circus.
- MacBook Air Supply: A thoughtless melding of bad pop music and overpriced technology.
New Products from Apple - Software
- LightBook: Turns on every pixel in your monitor for a handy flashlight
- SnApple: Provides a steady back-beat for aspiring beatniks and coffee house aficionados
- iPhone 3GABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ: we just needed to trademark every letter in the alphabet.
- iPod Shuffle Board: the wild popular retirement home activity brought to the tiny screen.
- iPod Bad Touch: Personal protection software.
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